Sister Mary *AUDIOBOOKS* *NSFW* SAFARI UPDATE

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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:15 pm

Yeah, I wanted him to be angry at himself. He's pissing me off today. The letter to Sister Mary demanded immediate ramifications.

Very Happy

I was typing my post when his effort to commit fraud came out. Nice. He is indeed a dumbass. The Inspector will remind him.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:22 pm

Hump to Sister Mary prior to the previous revelation...

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Madam you do not want to email me again? that is fine by me but one day you will understand that all everyone around you has ever done to you is to lie to you, in that case this is going to be the end of our friendship because i have seen you have taken side, Also i will keep paying for you because i know everything that have happen is not your fault , no matter what i still know your a good woman, But soon the truth will be out then you will know that i have never lied to you , but when you find out the truth, feel free and email me and i will forgive you but till then,
GOODBY MY FRIEND

She's not in the mood to write back. No doubt a well written apology is being composed by the lad right now.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:04 pm

He's still fighting:

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Bro imagine what the inspector is telling me that from his investigation , the money was paid to me, how ?, i gave the woman the account number more than 5 times. if she is sure she send the money to me, let her show email me the slip so that i will use it to fight bank over here, now that mumu inspector is telling me that fellatio did not steal any money that am lying, is that what this is all about ? why did i see this coming?

I blamed Snorky Boys in West Africa. How much longer can he take this?
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Me and the inspector are not on good terms right now. all we do is to insult each other the whole day, but i do not have to worry about it, it is night here so i think i will just go to bed and sleep well and pretend all this never happen but when you people need me, then we can talk about what happened to my money, and the payment slip. good night bro

Can we set the date for the trial as Monday? We need to give him hope.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:15 pm

Yeah I pushed him a bit today. My characters have not had any of the fun lately so I got it out of my system. Inspector gives him a ray of hope.

Hump to Inspector:

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Sir i never knew your this stupid till now, since you want insult lets give it till end,listen you fool, i have done the recording before all this case, and i started with Connie even without your offer before you came in, and if you like i will give you the account number that i gave her for you to trace if anything enter that account, am disappointed at you for saying that i receive the money and am lying about it, why will i do that? for what? your now defending fellatio ? and if she send the money to which account? let her provide the transfer slip in that case we will know where the money went to,,, it is clear to me now your wrong audience and this will be my last email to your dumb stupid head until i fine someone reasonable to discuss this with.
For your information. i have been 100% truthful to you and god is my witness

Spoiler alert, it wasn't his last... minutes later...

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Listen before you start saying the whole rubbish that full your brain, i gave sis mary the account number to make the transfer more than five times to avoid mistake then if she is sure she send the money to me and also as your investigation shows she send it to me , then send the transfer receipt to me so that i can use it as prove to fight the bank over here, that is what a reasonable mans should do, i wonder the kind of investigation you did. but one thing you should know is that weather she later pay or not my life can never be stooped ok?

He seems worked up today. So a sliver of hope sorta...

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The Esteemed Mr Ny*sh,

You want me to commit international identity fraud by sending you a bank transfer slip that does not involve me? You are a special kind of dumbass! That transaction is between you and Mary Margaret and frankly, she's done everything you've asked. Your dumb ass actually told a NUN that you claim is a friend that she destroyed your life! Then you tell my video guy to find someone that looks like you and commit more identity fraud? What kind of fuck show are you putting on?

The way I see it, you have one fucking way to redeem yourself and that is to get your testimony out there so Fellatio is locked up forever. The truth will come out Ny*sh, and you'll be the great hero and your greedy ass can get the reward money! Or you can sulk away and fuck over everyone here. Your choice.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:21 pm

Well, so far Cammy hasn't made Mr H angry:

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Sister the only thing that happen is that fellatio send me email from prison i don't know how he did it but he said he use his devil power which i don't believe at all. that is the only thing that happened.

Just a thought about the video testimony; perhaps when it's shown in the courtroom, evil laughter and lewd noises drown out much of what Mr H is saying?

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:38 pm

We would have to make an edited version though, which would be hard. Hopefully when he wakes up tomorrow, he will be in a better mood.

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Or when the play button is hit instead of his testimony the court is treated to hardcore midget tranny porn all with Feathers laughing and clapping

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Loving all of his messages these past days. He's imploding. Very Happy

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He sent Penfold the same "I am not testifying unless I get paid by Sister Mary" email. The idiot. We tried our best to set things up to get Feathers convicted but he is going to fuck it up. A $100,000 fuckup at that.

Penfold responds

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Oh my God. You could not have fucked this case up any more than you just did. You do realize that as part of the discovery process I am obligated by law to turn over all our email exchanges to the other side. You just won Feathers an acquittal and cost yourself $100,000 in the process. You fucking idiot. Feathers' lawyer is going to argue that you only made the testimony for money and your testimony is nothing but lies. I don't know if I can convince a jury differently based on the email you just sent me. I suggest you take a deep breath and reconsider what you just wrote me. How in the fuck do I have anything to do with any money the orphanage may or may not owe you? Why in the fuck would you do something this stupid? Are you on drugs?

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:06 pm

He sent me a scan of the bank transfer slip which he sent to Sister Mary; the bank account has already been reported to the mods. It may have been reported already, but better safe than sorry. At this point, he's really getting stressed about all of this. I did give him some hope for the trial by saying that as long as he portrays his stress as being caused by Feathers, it could be acceptable. It probably won't however. Twisted Evil

Edit: He seems to have cooled off a bit:

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Bro the Nwokoma is my late wifes brother ... i am not trying to be difficult bro but how i wish someone can just understand me, am the one that have lost most in this case, but bro am sorry if i over reacted , heaven knows why it happened like this all the same am sorry just that when i get angry i can not control myself.but when ever you people need me, am ready you can tell mr penfold that, you know there is this proverb our elders here normally say, they said when you see people carrying a casket of there dead person, to you , it will be like it is stick they are carrying and you will be asking why are they crying but when it happens to you, that you will know that it is not stick they are carrying in the casket but it is human. all the same am sorry for been too angry , let me know when you need me i think am ready now

What should he do next?

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He has calmed down

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Sir i am not on drugs

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Are you taking any medications prescribed by a doctor that may impair your judgement? THAT I could argue to a jury.

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sir i hate it when someone lie against me so i can not control my anger when that happens

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Who exactly lied to you? Did I lie to you? Did Mr. Matthew lie to you? Explain yourself.

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Sir i know i over reacted which i regrate my actions, neither you nor Mr Mathew lied to me like i said in the email, it is sis Mary she insisted that her bank showed her that the money she owe me has been send to me ,, i know she don't remeber anything so i tried to refresh her mind on it but she is seen me as if i want to steal from her but lying that i never got the money . so i got angry now when inspector came in, he told me that am greedy also he said the money have been send to me and also that feathers did not still any money that am lying .I told them if they are sure of what they are saying they should email me the payment slip, but they can not provide the slip ... sir that is why i got angry i know it does not have anything to do with you maybe i should have controlled my anger, sir the account number i gave sis marry for the transfer is my late wife's brother account number and because of that i went to the bank with him to get the statement of the account. so sir please check the attachment , it is the statement of account on the account i gave sis marry more than 5 times and she told me she got it,,Please check the attachment then you will know if am lying, Also am sorry for my behavior, and since they decided to cheat me on that area i will leave everything for god, all the same am sorry..........When ever you need me am ready all you will do is just to ask

He attached a scan of his brother-in-laws bank statement. Zero balance with a deposit of two hundred dollars followed by four withdrawals of 50 dollars each. The last activity was January 2011. That's over six years for those of you math challenged.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:49 am

Hump to Inspector:

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sir please check the attachment on this email, that is the bank statement on the account i gave sis Mary to make the transfer, please forget out differences and see the truth your self, and tell me that am lying to you after all this time, if someone treat you the way your treating me now if you will be ok with it

Attached was the same statement he sent everyone else. What a genius...

Inspector goes a little easier on him and offers logical explanations:

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I have never accused you of lying. Only interfering in my investigation. I've never accused you of any wrongdoing. I don't think anyone on my team has. Why you take this so personally is beyond me.

What I do need from you is to follow simple instructions and when I say we're not telling Mary about her beating, it isn't just to protect her feelings, it's because I'm trying to conduct a solid fucking investigation. But you've ruined weeks of work and I don't think we'll ever get Fellatio on the Assault and Battery charges we hoped to bring.

I'm trying my damnedest to be nice to you but you are not seeing the harm you've caused. Again, I cannot comment on anything regarding your account. What I'm telling you is she sent $9000 on the date she said she sent it. There was a week waiting time for international transactions. She didn't hold the money during the week - she couldn't. The bank holds it a week. So on the day of her assault, she had no money on her. The bank submitted the transaction a week later. That is where my investigation ends. It's against the law for me to follow the money after that since this is not a fraud case. My jurisdiction ends right there. Where the money went and what was done with it is outside the scope of this investigation. So you can send me all the papers you want but I honestly have no idea where the money went after Mary Margaret sent it.

So there's your truth. No one on my team has ever accused you of lying. In fact, up until today we considered you a valuable asset. I know I spoke harsh words but dammit son we worked damn hard on this case.

Again, I implore you to do your part with the testimony to get this kid at least locked up for life. If he gets set free, I don't know what the fuck he's going to do.

Same statement attachment sent to Sister Mary.

Hump to Sister:

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Madam please check the attachment on this email, that is the bank statement on that my wife brothers account number i gave you to make the transfer, please forget out differences and see the truth your self, and tell me that am lying to you after all this time, if someone treat you the way your treating me now if you will be ok with it

What a lazy lad just copying and pasting.

No apology, sadly, or he would get a response, but Sister's silence is making it easy for him to self-bait.

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Somehow little Humphere is placing the blame for all his troubles onto Sister Mary for not sending him money. Yet, it was the very fact and action of Sister Mary trying to pay him the money which incurred the whole cascade of misadventure of which he has been complaining, including the ruination of his own life. Why is he unable to see this?

Should Sister Mary even dare to attempt this disastrous action once again? Additionally, why on earth does Mr Humphere imagine, even for one second, that Sister Mary is in possession of another $9,000 to send him? How ridiculous of him. She is a nun, vowed to poverty, chastity and obedience. The money stolen by Feathers/Fallatio had been donated by charity. Perhaps Mr Humphere would like his products to be returned to him, in the event there is no money to pay for them? Twisted Evil

Edit to add and tidy stuff

So it looks like Humphere 's only chance of a payoff is if he continues with the evidence process, in the hopes of being awarded the reward money on Feathers' head.

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I have enjoyed following the breakdown of this lad to a pile of sniffling flesh on the ground!

I wonder thought if there might be more ramifications for ruining the investigation into who beat Sister Mary, perhaps charges for hindering an investigation. A fine, such as the reduction of the reward money every time he meddles in the prosecution of Feathers.

This thread is currently giving me life!!

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@MrMystery - why are you the only correspondent who Humpy addresses as 'Bro'? Lol

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:41 pm

Cammy will be quiet for a day or so, as she has her devotions to Freyja and a well-earned rest thereafter.

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We would have to make an edited version though, which would be hard. Hopefully when he wakes up tomorrow, he will be in a better mood.

That only happens when it's played before the jury, which would spook them even more.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:58 pm

@MorganleFay
He kind of likes me because I've been relatively nice to him compared to everyone else. Even when he's messed things up, which has happened frequently, I haven't been too harsh on him. Even recently, when he's been angrier than normal, he apologizes for using such a harsh tone with me because I've been honest with him. He hasn't sent anything to me this morning, so we will see what happens.

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If only he would have done the music videos to bring Sister Mary out of her coma. He not only would have got his money but he would have kept his hair.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:43 pm

Are we going with Mr. Humphere's testimony being replaced with porn on Monday? He's been quiet today. That won't last.

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I think he spent the day uploading his testimony back to youtube.

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Sir i have put the videos back on yutube and the link here is the link to the video you requested for. let me you have seen it

Let me tell him Monday about the porn showing up during his testimony.

eta - He does a video apology for his rant yesterday

*** Link pm'd to Lake. ***

Lake or somebody else with more computer talent than me, feel free to move this to another video hosting site so he does not see all the views.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:07 pm

^^^ Yeah, that link isn't going to work for anyone. You can email or PM the link and I'll get it on Vimeo.

Hump writes a sort-of apology to Sister Mary, voiding all funds (!) and leaving the testimony as the only path for a payout.

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Madam i have to write you again because it is against my faith to have bad mind over someone. i have done everything on my power to know why the money did not come i went to bank and they gave me the account statement of my wife's brother account number i gave you but it is not there only Jesus knows were the money went but that is past now, i am also sorry for telling you the truth that nobody was willing to tell you, now i know i shouldn't have tell you , i should have left you to fine out your self but as a friend we are meant to tell each other the truth. but am sorry next time i will keep my mouth shot, please we have come a long way to allow this thing to come between our friendship. i know i have said a lot of things because of anger, but please i plead with you to forgive me . lets just forget about the money and get back to the way we use to be, i hope to hear from you one day. thank you

Ha! My characters are all 100% off the hook! Smile

I figure an apology deserves a response.

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My dear Mr Hump Here,

I think it best I not be on the computer too much right now and I think you agree that wise. I not too sure whatever beist going on around here so I just trying to focus on my orphans as much as possible.

You honest with me and I be honest with you that I feel very hurt you say that I destroy your life. If ye indeed think that be true we may part ways right now but I will continue to pray for you. But I think you a good man and you work hard for us and I forever grateful and I want to add that I only done all that you ask of me because you done all I ask of you and where it went wrong only the nailed god sweet baby jesus knoweth.

My sweet prayers for ye Mr Hump Here

Sister Mary has always been a pretty straight character so I didn't want to change that.

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Yes, I am an idiot. Lake, check your pm's.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:26 pm

Maybe it's time for Feathers to taunt him again before the testimony. Possibly something like "I have access to unlimited power. Come and join me on the dark side, or face my eternal wrath." Then again, we really need a translator from English to Feathers. If Mr. Humphere is actually quite religious, I'm curious to see what happens if you try and get him to worship Satan.

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Feathers sent him an email saying "I am the dark Lord Satan. Your soul is mine for eternity." Of course it was written in Latin so I'm sure he will have no idea what it says. Monday in court should be fun.

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Penfold responds

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Very nice. Has Sister been in contact with you and if so are you doing what she is instructing you to do?

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She is asking questions and am given her the answers she seek for .

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I would suggest you do EXACTLY what she tells you to do. I mean EXACTLY what she tells you to do. This kid has some powers that are not of this world and we all need to be protected.

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Ok

I can't wait to see what Cammy has in store for him when she returns from her long well deserved rest.

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