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419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

If the owner gave me decent wood I would have managered it in a completely different way

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You see that ,We don't cover up for our sins,Your matter here is like a Carpenter who miss managered the wood and told the owner it's a design.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

Correspondence with my lad after I accused him of scheming with his girlfriends (female mules/piggies) and demanded his supervisor's email address:

LAD: Why should you say that i have been doing with you and my two girlfriends and your funds because i never collect your money so you have to prove to my boo that i collected your funds with payment slip

ME: First of all, your “boo” hasn’t even bothered to reply to me and I have emailed him twice.

LAD: In regards to your mail, and i don't know who you call boo and if you mean to say the Boos you should understand he is a very busy man.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:15 pm

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the freight forwarder need to receive payment to arrange for the Land of Bill and some papers for the shipment.

Is that like the Land of Nod or the Land of Goshen?

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 1:17 pm

Banks in Burkina Faso have some strange requirements:

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BELOW LIST ARE THE NEEDED INFORMATION’S BY YOU,
Your Country Name: ……………………
Your compaction: ………….

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:25 am

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My Dear I have a very big problem, I lost my mother last week and
her burial will be next week end and I’m the only song, but I will try
my best to assist you as I can

Hee, hee. Also, is the sob story a sign of this lad having been baited before? Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:48 am

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IRS wants to remind you that just about everything is taxed.

The real IRS should totally lead with this in all their email correspondence from now on.

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:38 pm

I let a scammer know that I was interested in his offer and he sent this in reply:

"You are wasting your father time online,fool."

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 2:45 pm

A gold lad wrote:

If you want to buy i have gave you our procedures, you can choose any of the procedures you want to proceed and we will proceed with you

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

I have no idea what this lad is trying to say:

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I sent my business card to you in order to show to my good faith in worms

My character is NOT purporting to be a worm, btw. Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:39 pm

^Is he Francophone? If so he may have typed "envers" as "en vers".

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

^^ Yes, he is. Smile

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 2:50 am

^In that case, write him some worms and make them rhyme! Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

A lad sent me an account statement from the Bank of Scotland this morning for my £1,750,000 fund . This blurb was in a box under the account details:

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YOUR HEALTH IS AS SECURED AS YOUR CASH WITH OUR ESCROW PLUS ACCOUNT MAINTAIN A MINIMUM OF £5M AND ENJOY 15% OFF YOUR MEDICAL BILLS WHEN HOSPITALIZED FOR 48 HOURS OR MORE.

ESCROW PLUS ACCOUNT, YOUR GATEWAY TO SECURING YOUR HEALTH.

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:25 am

Hey, can he do this? My lad just rescinded the job offer...

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WE REALLY WANT TO NOTIFY YOU DICK UPYOURBUTT THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER OUR SWEDISH CHEF AND THAT WE HAVE DISQUALIFIED YOU DUE TO IN ABILITY TO MEET-UP WITH THE REQUEST PAYMENT AND NECESSARILY NEEDED

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:34 pm

information reciever i will forward you information

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:43 pm

My character was delaying in replying to the lad because he hurt his bottom and could not sit at the computer.

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Thanks for your effort and how are you together with your family hope all is well i am sorry for you injure bottom and how do now fill with the booth make sure you take of yourslef ok.

And i want you to please putt in more effort because the bank are siting up to transfer the fund to you

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

Lad’s reply in response to my question about his mule: “Why did you give me a California address for her if she lives in Texas?”

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She Originally lives in California her Bank is in California but she work in Texas and go home every Friday to California because that is where her daughter and her husband lives and she Returns back to Work on Monday okay.

I hope he's paying her enough to cover the air fare. Laughing

ETA: the two cities are 1,800 miles apart

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:05 pm

^^

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putt in more effort

Reminds me of a place I pass each week, including today. There's a golf course with two golf crossings, one each way. Often there are some golves on the course, and occasionally I see one cross.

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:20 pm

ent: Wednesday, June 28, 2017 at 6:32 PM
From: "JEH JOHNSON" <[email protected]>
To: "Disndale Piranha" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

And Listen, It's not must that you will receive this money But It's our must to inform you about it and left for you to receive it or not. It's not a force and the people that deposited this money to us said that if you don't comply, then we should go ahead and divert the money to the Government. So the money is yours and you have the right to declare if you will receive it or not ok.Nobody will arrest you or hurt you if you don't want it so Up to you now

Yup. totally clear on that. I'm so boring I can't even get arrested.

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:48 am

The passport lad, giving me a piggy, signed:

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Kind Regards
Realivapassports.

Previous messages were signed "Realvisapassports".

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:57 am

A scammer losing his patience wrote:

You send out person to go a massage and to return under few hour, and it cost almost a week to give you respond on your massage. IS IT NOT SHAMEFULL.

Is the WESTERN UNOION paper still in your friend house, is your friend a mad man.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

Part of the lad’s original script:

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I also have a good loan master agent that I have discuss with to
release free loan offer to you which you don't need to pay the
loan back, cos it's a free loan master offer. Especially women
of the day, who are divorced by their husband, who cannot survive the
mist of feeding their self, please contact me and stop weeping.

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 3:02 am

My character, who lives in Maryland, is trying to find out where the passport lad's closest office is so that she can go there in person. The lad has given a piggy in Maryland.

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we do have so many offices in USA because, we do process forged and genuine documents. So when you are ready to make the payment via western union/moneygram, you go ahead and do it then get back to us with the scan copy of the payment receipt so we commence processing.

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 5:25 am

This just gave me a little giggle:

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fill the membership form for proper documentation and transfer of the FUN to your bank account

Gonna be a party in my account! Dancing Banana

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:10 am

The sadly orphaned Jacob Mulenga wants me to have his money, but there's a catch:

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I also want to join you in your country so that I can continue my education and I also want to live with you as your abducted child

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