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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:02 am

I asked this lad if he is a moron. He answered in the affirmative..

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you must be a fool by that your starement idiot

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

LAD LOGIC 101:

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Sir,

PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT THIS BANK FOR ANY REASON WE ARE NOT HERE TO PLAY WITH ANYONE OR TO JOKE WITH YOU. GOOD DAY...

We wait to hear from you urgently as advice.

For and on Behalf of
United Bank for Africa

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 8:33 am

From a puppy lad:

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I send you my western union address and not mailing address ok.

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Juts be very careful with your words ok.

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So I will warm you for the very last time to be very careful with me.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

From a very clean lad:

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I am therefore sending you another Accounts, if you reject these it means that you are not prepared for this transaction and i will wash my hands off.

Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 11:18 pm

From the online interview for a job scam:

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These are the requirements for the Job...
-National ID / Driver's License Card
-Must be fluent in communication and English
-Must have a clear criminal charges

You must be clearly charged with a crimes to work for them? Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

Complete lies. I know exactly whats in my soup

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Then his not a good business man neither you a good work man with him, You don't know your recipe in your Soup,

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

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You have erred against the trade and commerce guild

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

When you talk about a business transaction and come out sounding like you're discussing a relationship

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Sorry you can't melt our heart by those words or Kilograms neither would we bend a knee as you said

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

I found this gem buried in a lad's initial script:

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It has been showed that you have fully complied with the International statutory provision for payment of Huge Funds under Article 102, section 36, SS 1a-2b of the 2012 International Financial and Allied Matters Act.

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 10:20 pm

Kevin the Idiot must be learning Karate:

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Hiyaaaaaaaa

Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 10:37 pm

A lad I've been pounding for a couple months:

Referring to the payment of funds but really quite telling...

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: You are not only the person we having been doing all this to. that how
we are doing it. every year in my company

Appears to have a specific message he wants to get across...

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Hello why you did not get back to me again like you said, i was
waiting for you to get back to me , so do get back to me now

Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 8:33 pm

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When are you going to live the office?

It's just a Nigerian accent (the lad is IP-verified to be in Nigeria), but it is amusing, when the office is in front of the bedroom upstairs and above the machine room in the basement (as I imagine my character's house, having lived in the neighborhood).

lad wrote:

charge total amount <snip> Name on card <snip all details>

I wrote:

That card has been canceled or reported lost or stolen.

lad wrote:

which card is that?

This is the same lad as above. He and I are both using Gmail. The thread consists of these three messages and nothing else.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

What could be better than 100% risky free, you ask?

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I want to assure you that this is a 101% risk free transaction.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

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I would be delighted to have you as the apparent heir of our late client.

And I am delighted to be the apparent heir of your late client

Posted: Fri May 26, 2017 8:03 am

Lad wrote:

You mentioned a particular thing that torched me so much

Don't worry, I'll be saying even more stuff that will torch you like you've never been torched before...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

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I write to acknowledge receipt of your reply with the address. The posting cost is $70.00 (eighty dollars only). We can receive it by western union money transfer via ....

Hmmm.... how much was it again?

Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 1:20 pm

Strange relationships are acceptable with some banks:

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I am ...........The Bunnies partner of to late DR. WALI ACHMED
JUFFALLI,, your decease customer who held the above account number
11184634647111 with your bank, and Who Was Murdered By The Rebels

I discovered the said account details in his bedroom,and as his
Bunnies partner

Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 11:01 pm

A Beninois Lad's script would have believers in the One World Government conspiracy going "AHA!"

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we found out that you don't have Money Laundering Clearance Certificate, which is a major Federal Offence. You have violated the World Federal Law, which constituted against smuggling of large amount of money and trafficking of drug e.t.c., without having Money Laundering Clearance Certificate before you commenced the transaction.

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Furthermore, be advised that according to the World Wide Law
Enforcement Agency...

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The UNITED STATE INTERPOL world's largest international police organization will not stop at any length in tracing you down and prosecuting any criminal who indulge in this criminal act.

And finally, the signature block:

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Sign:General Shawn A. Bray, head of the Central Investigation Bureau
UNITED STATE INTERPOL world's largest international police organization
Supreme Court of United State
International Trade Court
I LOVE THIS MY FRIEND MORE BLESS

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 3:32 am

I ask where all the money is coming from.

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thanks for your email and the funds come from 4 country's it come from Benin Republic .USA.and new York.Nigeria

Thanks, that totally clears it up!

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 3:44 am

And some lad frustration, my favourite.

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Sorry if i'm so harsh to you, is because you don't follow my directive instructions, it makes me annoyed that's why i wrote you in that way. Please, on more serious note i will also advise you to forward any message that you will receive from the bank management immediately you hear from them for my advise and guideline to avoid mister before you could respond to them.

And with directive instructions as clear as that, who wouldn't have difficulty following them?

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 11:34 am

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May the Lord be with you and your family?

I dunno... maybe?

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

The lad still hasn't forgiven my dubious business partner Dr Derek for stealing all the money

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For Derek,He is a dish washed off,Such man existence is a black carbon picture not good for the wall.

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 12:47 am

^
That is so profound. Pure lad poetry.

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:13 pm

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what can of poof did you need that the dick is mine

I'll be the first to admit that this bait has gotten super weird.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 27 Jul 2016 Posts: 93 Location: USA

What the????

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