Purple
Stunt Goat
Joined: 28 May 2005
Posts: 488
Location: Yeah - like you're going to believe anything I say ?
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Mon May 29, 2017 1:14 pm |
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Thought I’d dip my toes in - (with apologies to those of a particular persuasion) ……..
In reply to the usual bollox email run by a number of lads, my character Sally wants to get “stuck in” -
“Dearest Svetl@na
I was so happy to get your message, and I believe you may be the girl for me
I am alone right now, having recently split up with my partner of some years. I have been munching on carpet for many years since I was in my teens, and look forward to having you munch on mine also
Please contact me with a photo as soon as possible, and don’t forget to include the upholstery
Yours in abandonment ….. ”
What could possibly go wrong ? …….. |
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