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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:56 pm |
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Im not the love baiting type so if i never again post in here I can always say I TRIED .... even if it was by accident
Mr James Roboot sent me an email
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| I'm Diplomatic Agent I have been trying to reach you on your Phone about four hours now, just to inform you about my successful arrival in Atlantic City International Airport USA, with your ATM MASTER CARD.which I have been instructed by I.C EXPRESS COURIER DELIVERY COMPANY to be delivered to you but I misplaced your information and i'm instructed not to open the package or allow anyone to see it except you so you have to re-confirm your delivery address and name if you are the one waiting for Me as the agent to receive your package text me on my diplomatic roaming line for easy communication.+229-97025628or email me ([email protected] ) Regard william Brown Idiot !!. |
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| what is the name of your country |
Me
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| I'm in Dublin in Ireland, I love robots |
Him
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| also with you baby.if will make me happy in life.i am going to be a great man till the end of my life,can you be honest to me and tell me truth from to day.tell me now |
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| I will do it , I will be the one .Give me your hope and trust |
Him
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I promise you as you make the fee right now. You are going to receive
your ATM MASTER CARD before 12hrs today. Because what ever you see
with your eyes. You are going to believe it and put your trust in it
okay. Just go now and send the fee. Am waiting to hear from you as
soon as possible okay. |
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| And will you love me too then, will you show me your robot face |
Him
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| but which country are you from.pls tell me truth okay. |
Me
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| I'm in Ireland , that's the truth |
Him
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| what i want you now to do is to go now and send the fee okay. |
Him
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| are you a man or a girl |
Me
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| Girl 😗(TT)(+_+)(+_+)(+_+) |
Him
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| that good.am a man also i am a Deployment agent |
Me
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| I'm 17 , I have money from my accident, i got hit with a hatchet |
Him
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| Okay. When are you going to send the fee? |
Me
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| Not so fast , how do I know you will be my boyfriend |
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Baby am happy to hear that from you. I love you with all my heart and
also I will grant your heart desire all the time. Baby how can we see
face to face because I don’t have rest of mind with me hear. I want to
be happy right now but there is know way. If I may ask you right now.
How can we see baby |
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| Can we do watsapp ? will you show your willy ? |
Him
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| yes.i will also can you send your whatsapp number to me. so that we can have a word with you there baby okay |
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Then NO WAY , I dont want a willy photo  ... go away |
Him
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| what are you talking about........? |
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| I asked will you will send a picture of you willy and you said yes. nobody likes looking at willies |
Him
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| can i have your number so that i may give you a call right now? |
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| No you are a pervert |
Him
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| okay,.thank you for that word? |
Him
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| but you ask me that can i chat with me. than i give you go aheard? |
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| after that i dont know your mind at all |
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BitaTrouble
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
Posts: 331
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:36 pm |
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This is HILARIOUS! Robot face, hatchet, willy - everything you wrote made me laugh.
You should ONLY do romance baits from now on, and report them here.  |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:43 pm |
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Nooooo I had to have a shower after I posted it |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 5:37 pm |
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Gosh, braintoxic, how disappointing of you. You could have got a willy-pic trophy out of him and given us all a laugh. Tee-hee  |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:15 pm |
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I hate this place |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:19 pm |
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^But we LOVE you! |
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Mountain Goat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2013
Posts: 3797
Location: Sugar, how you get so fly?
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:46 pm |
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BT, someone should lock you up in this room here. This is so hilarious! Please please let us have some more  |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:52 pm |
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I think you have a gift. Antibiotics or a shampoo might cure it.
Seriously, it only has to be as yucky as you make it. |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:06 pm |
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Oh my god, this is like Beyonce wandering in here, singing song, and saying saying, "yeah, so I figured I'd give singing a try, but I'm not really into it so... yeah, bye!" No wasting your special gifts, I demand more hatchet robot! 
On a serious note... what bware419ers said is true (but what Mountain Goat said is true too! And Oscarpiles also for that matter) |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
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Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:59 pm |
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If you are feeling a bit wierd, braintoxic, have a cookie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvaE_HCMimQ |
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Cherrie
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Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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braintoxic
You are a 'Natural' in all my years at eater I have seldom seen such a great bait in progress
If you feel disgusted...think how I feel every morning when I step out of the shower and view myself in the mirror ( Not a pretty sight) 
Just go for it and enjoy. |
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braintoxic
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Jan 2017
Posts: 790
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Thu Mar 23, 2017 12:54 pm |
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I promised my wife I would neither send nor receive nob pictures on the internet and I hold true to that promise, I respectfully decline in spite of the sordid and sinful praise and unworthy cajoling I received
Holy Mary mother of god
Pray for ye sinners
Now and at the hour of yere deaths
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:17 pm |
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You're really good at chat format baiting... hope you do more of it, even if with a different sort of lad. I know gold lads love chat. Any way... our loss I suppose, but the robot bait was fun. |
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BitaTrouble
419Eater is my life
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Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:48 pm |
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You do realize that you can do romance baits sans willy pics, right? Maybe you like fishing with your big pole or hunting with your big gun. Or two-handed bowling.  |
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B8er
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Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:19 pm |
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Even with the romance lads you can avoid the romance aspects. I have had totally surreal chats on Skype by ignoring what the lad is saying and driving the conversation the way I want.
The same tactic also worked well for wooing beware in the VD threads. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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Location: Houston, TX
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Fri May 19, 2017 5:52 pm |
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I cant believe you declined your trophy. If I had one that eager to send a willie pick I would have tried for all kinds of silly poses. |
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Yastreb
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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| I have had totally surreal chats on Skype by ignoring what the lad is saying and driving the conversation the way I want. |
Or I "misunderstanding" what the Lad is trying to tell me and turn the chat into surrealism - that is why chatting is fun. |
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