A Fowl For Love - Wooed, Screwed, and Tattooed (NSFW)

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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:09 am

Ralphie has been a bit tense these days so why not cheer him up eh?

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
I have ever such good news
Daddy: Hiya
What's the good news?
Darla: Lupita called me and said that they are sending me to Las Vegas to see Mr. Jizzler and some of the new Bosses.
Daddy: Ok
So it's means Mr. jizzler is still working as the main Boss right ?
Darla: I dunno
Daddy: Ok
That's nice
So when will u be going ?
Darla: In a week Hunny. Am so very excited
Daddy: It's brings a little strength to me
So what's my expectation on this ?
Because u are suppose to be coming to Nigeria
Darla: I dunno
Daddy: Ok
So let's see how it's goes
Darla: ok
So how are you Hunny?
Daddy: Am just here, trying to survive
Am fine though but never happy anymore
Darla: Awww
Daddy: So what about u?
Darla: Am happiest cause I can leave this stupid cold country soonest
Daddy: Am happy for u
Is good seeing knowing u are happy
Darla: You are sooo sweat
Daddy: You too
But I wonder we can ever see each other the way things are going
I would really love seeing your face and give you a hug
And kiss u
But everything seems not passible
Darla: I don’t think your Wife would like you kissing me Hunny
Daddy: I don't have any wife ok?
Anita and I can't date
Am a single guy now ok?
Why would I date blindly ?
How long am I going to do that ?
Darla: Hurh?
Daddy: I want a wife that will be with me and will always be in support of my career
Not the one dragging me back and never care what am going through
So am a single guy now
Darla: Hmmm. Have you told her this?
Daddy: She will know more better
Am sure she knows we are separating now
But she things am joking
Darla: Hmmm
WAY LATERER
You know this reminds me when you didn’t tell me that we were no longer to be married
Daddy: What's that?
Darla:You breaking up with your Wife and not telling her
Daddy: Forget that issue OK?
Darla: How can I?
Daddy: U have to for now
Darla: Hunny I know its easy for someone like you who dumps Womerns all the time and starts new but for those of us that care it is very difficult
Daddy: I am not dumping anyone OK?
Darla: Maybe read what you wrote above?
Daddy: Please end this topic now, because that is not my problem now OK?
Darla: Hurh?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 27 Jul 2016 Posts: 93 Location: USA

He is unbelievable.

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

nothing worse than a depressed lad.

money and travel always cheer em up !

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:27 pm

Ralphie is now refusing to speak to Anita and Darla.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 27

Sounds like this is one cornfused lad.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:13 pm

Will he reply to the Jizzler?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oh, my gosh! Surely he'll speak to someone? What about Auntie Mary? Lol

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Maybe there is a competing company that heard about his coming big deal with Hitlanta and are interested in stealing him away?

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

hows about a signed contract to his inbox, maybe from the Jizzlers new label!

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

bware419ers wrote:

Ralphie is now refusing to speak to Anita and Darla.

WUT?!? How am I gonna get through my days at work now?
I swear I better not have to do my actual job at work. That's crossing the line and I will never forgive ralphie for it!! ;p
Besides, all those poor girls ever tried to do was help him and all he ever gave them in return in grief. He should be ASHAMED of himself for trying to corrupt such pure, innocent flowers as darla and anita.
I kinda hope he dies in a house fire....but only after his weiner falls off and he steps on it....then slips and falls butt first on some blunt object....just sayin.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^Lolololol - hear, hear.

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:38 pm

The thread has been moved here for now.

Anita received this message along with nine screenshots of Ralphie's thread:

Quote:

Is it awful than this miss or mr?

What did I do to you guys to be treated this way? Why would I go through all us this punishment from u guys, all I wanted is working sincerely and with loyalty, but why would u guys do this to me, and hurt my soul so bad and also cause me to this big trouble I am now with my people? Well thanks to you all, what ever it is, I pray that God forgive us all, thanks and God bless you all.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:31 pm

Ralphie wrote:

How did I become a scam to you guys? How can a natural guy who is doing all is best to make things work for his career becomes a scam and be treated this way, u guys have totally killed me, how can I go back home and face my troubles? Why did u prole do this to me? Let God be our witness, and may he forgives us all.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:52 pm

Bummer.

In the past both Hector and Shorty found their way here and saw their threads. Both baits were salvaged -- twice each -- by convincing them that Eater is a dangerous hacker site and they were running the risk of malware by even looking at it.

But Ralphie doesn't seem to be quite as dumb as those two knuckleheads so it might be harder.

At least you can be comfortable in the knowledge that he is permanently branded as a jizz lover. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:28 pm

Here's the thing, as you'll see, he still believes.

He's also ruined for 419. It will take him a long time to overcome wondering if a potential victim is legit or not.

However, he can show the images below to his loan sharks and be forgiven...

Feb 9th, 12:01pm
Anita: K. Gud bye.
Feb 10th, 10:26am
Anita: And what was the 1 thing u noticed?
Feb 13th, 9:55am
Anita: Hope u responded 2 Lupita.
Feb 14th, 8:27am
Anita: Is that a yes?
Feb 14th, 10:42am
Anita: Happy VD
Feb 14th, 12:03pm
Anita: WOW. Just wow. Ur relly cold and heartless aren't u.
Fri 10:26am
Anita: K
Mon 8:15am
Anita: Nuthing?
Tue 8:38am
Anita: I have such awful news.
Tue 12:39pm

Ralphie: Is it awful than this miss or mr?
What did I do to you guys to be treated this way? Why would I go through all us this punishment from u guys, all I wanted is working sincerely and with loyalty, but why would u guys do this to me, and hurt my soul so bad and also cause me to this big trouble I am now with my people? Well thanks to you all, what ever it is, I pray that God forgive us all, thanks and God bless you all.
Anita: What is that? I can't see it.
Tue 2:42pm
Anita: I don't understand what ur writing.
I guess u don't even care that I lost Daddy.
Tue 4:46pm

Ralphie: How did I become a scam to you guys? How can a natural guy who is doing all is best to make things work for his career becomes a scam and be treated this way, u guys have totally killed me, how can I go back home and face my troubles? Why did u prole do this to me? Let God be our witness, and may he forgives us all.
Today 8:24am
Anita: What is all that? I relly don't get u. And u have no care, not 1 bit that I lost Daddy.
WILL U PLZ EXPLAIN? I AM SAD AS CAN BE AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT UR SENDING ME!!!
Ralphie: Who ever u are, male or female, before I go, I want to tell u guys that I have never mean bad to anyone if my life, all I wanted is for my life to be better than ever, for my career and talent to be known, and achieve my goals, I have always wanted to work with the American crews, so if u can help me out, please do, am in a serous trouble with the people I took money from to do the audition u guys asked me to do, I can't go back home, am in a no man's area, am homeless and frustrated here, please even if u guys have a mission, have pity on me, u can make connection for me concerning my career and also how u can help me out, and am sure God will bless u all, as for me falling in love with Anita was real, but I wondered she was not real, that's so hurt and heart broken to me, thanks and good bye, God bless u all, and may God forgive us all for our mistakes for life.
Anita: My luv, it is ME, Anita.
What are those pics u have sent? I don't understand any of this and u have not asked of Daddy.
PLZ, PLZ, PLZ RESPOND.
I Don't understand any of this and am so cornfused.
Ralphie: If u guys has any help for me, please contact me on my email, lots of tears on eyes, pains on my heart now and confusion on my world.
Anita: I need u 2 explain 2 me plz!
What are those pics? And u have tears? There was a horrible accident and Daddy has passed and I have 2 wait them 2 return his body and I am all alone and scared and u refuse 2 talk 2 me and have abandonded me and then send me these crazy pics.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:03 am

Damn guys. I empathize with you too. Hope you can drag him back into Anita's loving arms.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:43 am

Maybe the Jizzler can give him a poke? He always looked up to him and respected the Jizz. He practically worshiped the Jizz!

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:51 pm

Even better than the tats and the safari and the videos and the ass-kicking, is this...

Quote:

He's also ruined for 419. It will take him a long time to overcome wondering if a potential victim is legit or not.

Well done beware, op, ginger and anyone else I missed.

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:00 pm

We are not entirely certain it's over yet (and we do have excuses).

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

What mode of 419 scamming was Ralphie into before he became involved with the Hitlanta gang?

Any idea what suddenly led him to this site?

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:13 pm

As it stands our Ralphie has blocked the major players on Facebook, is completely ignoring all emails or pokes from other sources and seems to have taken his toys and gone home.

How did he find this thread? Who knows really but given the situation he was in, he had a lot of time to do some digging and eventually wandered into Eater. Yes, we can explain all of what he saw away but he is too busy sulking to listen at the moment.

Sadly, this Bait as it stands may be over but I’m sure that we will cross paths with our little Romance scammer in the future.

I’d like to say a special thank you to everyone involved in this Bait as it was a long haul with plenty of twists, turns and ‘more betterly’ Lad pain to the nth degree.

Peace out!

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:15 pm

Sigh. I'm sad to see this one end. I will have to say that he was probably Hitlanta's biggest Supper Star ever. The songs and video were epic!

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

Yeah, that's sad to see this one go.
But GREAT WORK to all involved. This was one of my all time favorites. Smile

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:49 pm

Truly outstanding work by Team Ralphie. You guys rocked this lad's world in a most excellent way!

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:55 pm

I, CREEPY KENNY, WARNED THIS SMALL BOI. I HAVE WORM IN HIS SMALL PHONE AND TROJAN IN HIS FACEBOOKS. I OWN HE AND HIS ANITA NOW BI MINE.

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