A Fowl For Love - Wooed, Screwed, and Tattooed (NSFW)

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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:53 am

I wonder what that is in the palm of his hand (is it definitely Ralphie's hand?).

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:36 am

oscarpiles wrote:

Pretty Curtains:

Muahhahaha, he's look like a StarTrek klingonian Worf. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:39 pm

Ralphie: ok my sweet wife, but God loved me always ok? thats why am still alive today no matter what i have gone through since i started my contract with Hitlanta and loving u, and what i want to add to the love God has for me is you, i need you always, sweet dream and eat well, tomorrow there we chart.
Thu 6:59am
Ralphie: hello honey, good morning and how was your night?
my love, u are not here yet, i hope u are ok? and using my small phone so i will be checking u time to time, if u dont see me online yet please drop a message ok? i love and miss u so much.
Anita: I am here and morning 2 u.
Ralphie: welcome my sweet love, so how was your night?
Anita: Poor. Urs?
Ralphie: mine is poor also not until i settle my problems and go back home and start preparing to come and meet you, tell me why is your poor honey?
Anita: Cuz u have not settle ur problems and just tell me over and over how bad they r.
That takes a lot out of me.
Ralphie: honey sorry that am stressing ok with my problems, i want u to know that i cant be happy without being with u in my life and solve all our problems and be together and also make u go back to church so u could be happy.
Anita: I can see u didn't write Daddy again.
Ralphie: honey i wrote him yesterday twice already, but he has not replied me yet.
Anita: Oh. I thout u were going to copy me on it so we were 1 voice and he culd see we were in agreement, like I do when I copy u.
Ralphie: Ok let me forward it to u now my love
I just put plugged my big phone to charge so I can be able to forward it to u
Let me do it now
Anita: Kinda defeats the punt doesn't it?
Ralphie: Honey I couldn't copy and paste to u because am using a phone, but I have been able to forward them to u
Check your email now
Anita: U shuld have CC;d them.
Ralphie: What's CC;d ?
Anita: Carbon Copy. U have never sent an email b4?
Ralphie: That can only be done with computer not phone Rolling Eyes

Check your email now that's all that matter
I have forward what I sent to Daddy to u now
Anita: yea
Ralphie: Ok u saw the both of it right ?
Anita: No.
They have not come thru. And it doesn't relly matter.
Ralphie: It is matter honey
So u will be sure that I truly send it to him and also u should know what I sent also
Anita: Sure
Ralphie: Ok check again honey, because I just resend it
Anita: Sure. Got nuthin better 2 do.
Ralphie: What do u mean by that ?
U are becoming rude to me again ?
Am trying to do things right and u telling me that ?
Anita: Nope.
No new emails.
Ralphie: Why did u say I gat nothing better to do?
Ok if u have not seen it yet then in a while it will come
U shouldn't have said that to me
Anita: Said what?
Ralphie: U said if I don't have nothing to do or what ?
Anita: I did?
If I don't then what?
Ralphie: Yes
Check you pervious message
Sure. Got nuthin better 2 do.
Anita: Yea. I wrote that.
Ralphie: And why ?
I didn't write: if I don't have nothing to do or what ?
Anita: I don't even know what that means.
Ralphie: Sometimes u should learn not to be saying words that gets us out of our discussion
Anita: U took us out of our discussions. Not me.
Ur asking abut it aren't u?
Ralphie: Then why did u say this word ?
Sure. Got nuthin better 2 do.
When I said, Ok check again honey, because I just resend it
Anita: Which word?
Ralphie: And u replied, Ok check again honey, because I just resend it
Or was it suppose to be for someone else ?
Anita: No. U said that. I didn't.
Which word? Was what 4 sum1 else?
Ur cornfusing me.
Ralphie: It's ok u are just denying that
Anita: And maybe u need 2 find sumthing 2 do. I'm just waiting 4 them 2 call me 2 my meeting.
Ralphie: Check your previous message or let's forget about it
Anita: Denying WHAT?
Ralphie: It's ok
Anita: Which PREVIOUS MASSAGE? I have wrotered many.
Ralphie: Ok check again honey, because I just resend it
After I send that message check it on our previous chart
Anita: Yea. 4 emails. CHECK WHAT? WHAT IS "IT?"
And what previous chart? Yesterday?
The day b4?
Ralphie: And check your reply
Anita: I didn't reply 2 the emails.
Ralphie: Honey today
Or u should forget this matter now and let's move on before we start hurting each other
Anita: Sure, cuz I don't even know what I'm 4getting.
Ralphie: It's ok
Will u accept that now ?
I said it ok and u should say okay and let go of this argument
Anita: K
Ralphie: Good
And by the way why have u change from that respectful woman u were since u came back from the Hospital ? Laughing

Anita: I have made no change.
And u were just reddy 2 walk away from me the other day and u conditioned me.
Ralphie: I am the one dating u, and I know when u change or not, u are my wife and I notice every attitude of yours
I never conditioned u, u were the one conditioning and accusing me wrongly
Look honey, remember we are not planning a child's play ok?
Marriage is now and forever and we are going to be together forever
So u must follow the loyalty of a wife to her husband and a mother to her children
U are going to be the mother of my future children and so u must understand that there are things u should not be doing as my wife
Please I want u to be the way u are since u came back from the Hospital
Do u hear me?
Anita: yea
Ralphie: Because I enjoy that of u honey and that's the way I want my wife to be, a sweet and respectful woman
I love u so much
Anita: Then I want u 2 be the way u were since I came back.
Or even back when u were nice and wrote me songs and stuff.
And wasn't charting other gurlz.
Ralphie: Ok honey I am already
Ok
And u know it's wrong to be so much jealous in a relationship right ?
It's destroys home allot honey
Because if some bad friends of yours notice u are much jealous and always accuse your husband, they can frame up a lie and tell u so u could have problem with your marriage
So u must always trust your husband ok?
Anita: So why do u bring up Crappy Kenny and me having sum1 else 2 marry every 2 minutes?
Doesn't that destroy the home?
Ralphie: Yes it does, am got so confused and thought that's the reason u were accusing me wrongly and looking for a way to go to Creepy Kenny
Anita: And what have I told u of him?
Ralphie: But I do trust u and when I asked u told me u have nothing with him, I believed u and let go, so u should be doing the same
U told me u have nothing with him right ?
Anita: But u didn't relly let it go did u cuz u always accuse me of being afraid 2 tell u I have another husband intent.
Ralphie: I did let go honey
It was when u brought this issue accusing me then I bring it back
And what did u mean of telling me u have another husband intend ?
Do u have another husband intend ?
Anita: NO!
Ralphie: Ok
Anita: WHY DO U AWAYS SAY THAT? U NEVER READ WHAT I WROTERED.
Ralphie: Maybe I didn't understand your last message proper
Anita: I WROTE THIS: u always accuse me of being afraid 2 tell u I have another husband intent. I AM NOT AFRAID 2 TELL U CUZ THERE IS NO 1 ELSE.
Ralphie: I read it and didn't understand proper
Ok I believed u my love
Anita: But went rite back 2 accusing me of having 1.
Ralphie: U are my wife and no one should come close to u my love
It's ok honey
I believe u always
Anita: And they don't. AND I AM ALWAYS GOING 2 REMIND U OF WHAT U JUST SAID.
Ralphie: What I said ?
What's that ?
Anita: Read ur last reply
Ralphie: Ok fine
That's ok honey
I love u so much
Anita: K. I have sumthing 2 do now.
Ralphie: Tell me u love me too before u go honey
Anita: I luv U2
Ralphie: Ok my wife
Will u come back to check on me after you through with your meeting ?
Anita: Yes
Ralphie: Ok baby
Thu 1:03pm
Anita: k
Ralphie: Are u back honey ?
Anita: 4 a bit.
Ralphie: Ok
U mean u will still be going back to another meeting or home ?
Anita: Yes. There is another meeting later.
Ralphie: Ok honey
U must be stressed now right ?
Anita: No. Why wuld I be?
Ralphie: Wow
That mean u are a hard working woman
Anita: U didn't think that b4?
Ralphie: yes i do honey but not this much, but i always know u are inteligent and wise to be my future wife
A; K
Ralphie: honey my big phone is off now,i just switch to my small phone
Anita: And what does that mean?
Ralphie: i said i just changed my sim to my small phone so my replying u will be slow
i hope will not caused more argument
Anita: K
Ralphie: honey are u still there ?
Anita: Yes
Ralphie: honey am feeling feverish here
K: Sorry about that ok? Why?
Ralphie: i dont know my love, am sure too much thinking about everything and since i thought i was going to lose u, because i cant afford to lose u my love
Anita: K. That is horrible and maybe try sum baking soda and water.
Ralphie: we dont have baking soda here, but krest soda, will that be ok?
honey i just took krest soda water, but am sure i am seriously missing u in my life
Anita: I don't know krest soda but maybe brush ur teeth with it.
If u have powdered baking soda like Arm and Hammer, u shuld put some of that in 2.
Ralphie: lol, brush teeth
Anita: Nevermind then
I am going 2 the bus now. Luv u and get better k?
Ralphie: what? the Boss is around now?
honey are u there?
honey u should have told me earlier that Boss is around, please tell me whats on point ok? and i hope u will talk about my contract with the Boss
Honey have u gone home ?
You left without saying good night ?
Today
Ralphie: Hello honey
Anita: Hello. And I did say goodbye.
The Boss is around? Where? What do u know of him?
Ralphie: Ok
I misunderstood u
I thought you said u were going to the Boss, I just checked and saw it was the bus u said
How are u today and why did u come late ?
Anita: My luv, I fear the Boss has gone 2 be with HIM.
I was here, but got grabbed 4 a meeting as soon as I walked in the door.
Ralphie: Ok
That's why u came online lately
Honey I wonder what u are saying about the Boss
Anita: The same thing I have BEAN SAYING.
It hurts my fillings when u refuse to read me.
Like a punch in the mouth.
Ralphie: Sorry about that
But I refuse to believe he is dead ok?
Anita: My luv, NOBODY HAS HEARD FROM HIM.
Ralphie: Ok let's hope he comes one of this days
And mean while we should be planing more for our selfs and being together
Anita: Comes out of what days? My luv, he is with HIM.
I thout we have been planning, over and over and over. Did u hear from Daddy?
Hello?
Ralphie: Am here honey my phone went off
I just plugged it for charging now
My love daddy hasn't reply me yet
I have been checking my email all day and night to see if he has replied yet
Anita: I hope he's not 2 mad cuz u deleted his last email.
Ralphie: Honey I hope he not
And that was the reason I ask u to help me message him so he can not be that mad at me
Honey are u there ?
Anita: I suggested u email him daily but u said that is not the Africa way.
Ralphie: Honey stop complaining and let's move ahead
Anita: When did I complain?
Ralphie: Just as u are doing now
Let's move ahead
Anita: I have made no complaints. Sorry u fill that way.
Move ahead with what.
?
Ralphie: Send Daddy an email
Anita: Go ahead. Just copy me on it.
Ralphie: How ?
Anita: What do u use 2 send email?
Ralphie: I don't understand that question
Honey I want u to send daddy message and make him understand about his last message that it could be mistake that I didn't know how it got deleted
Clan u do that for me or we should wait till Monday and see if he is going to reply ?
Anita: Sorry my luv. I moved my foot and unplugged the computer from the wall.
And We did send that massage. Do u want 2 make him mad by saying the same thing over and over agin?
Ralphie: It's ok honey
Let's wait till Monday ok?
Maybe he is busy
Anita: So ur not going 2 write him 2 say how is ur day and I hope u find time 2 reply and stiff?
Hello?
Ralphie: ok honey i will do that, thats a good ideal, its cool i should also ask how he is doing, thanks for that my love, i will do that when i charge my big phone, my big phone is off now.
honey are u there?
Anita: Yes. And if u read me several days ago u wuld have been doing this cuz that's what daddys like.
K. I have a meeting.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:24 pm

Ralphie: Hello honey
Are u not here yet ?
Anita: I am here and sorry, but the meeting went late and this 1 gurl gave me a ride home. And I am here and how was ur weekend and happy MARTIN DAY!
Hello?
Ralphie: My love my week end was fine and yours ?
Anita: Lonely and sad.
Ralphie: Oh my baby, sorry about that ok?
Sorry for being lonely , me am also lonely here
And why are u sad honey ?
Anita: Me am sad cuz u r not here and other stuffs.
Ralphie: Oh that ?
Honey I don't know what to do any more about this
All my effort seems not working
Even daddy has refused to reply
Anita: And u emailed him every single day cuz I have seen nothing in my emails?
U know, u mite be able 2 more better say it 2 him in song.
Ralphie: Honey I couldn't email him lest I did
Because my big phone has been off
I charged it this morning
But I did emailed him as u asked me to last week
Anita: Oh. Even tho u said u wuld. I guess ur phone culd not have power 2 it the last 3 days.
Ralphie: But he hasn't reply yet any of my email
Anita: Even 4 a small 5 minutes. Ok.
Ralphie: Ok honey
Let me do that now
Anita: 2 bad u didn't do it on the weekend so he relly relly knew u cared.

Ralphie: Honey I have sent it
I said I did send him on Saturday
Anita: Oh. U wrotered "Honey I couldn't email him lest I did" so I guess that means u meant u emailed him.
Ralphie: I said I couldn't emailed him after last I did
Meaning after the last time which is on Saturday i emailed him
Anita: Oh. I guess I didn't read where u wrotered u emailed him on Saturday. Just last week when I asked like u said.
Ralphie: It's ok honey
I did emailed home after u asked me to
Let's not argue over this ok v
I have emailed him now like I said
Anita: K
Ralphie: So let's hope he reply soon
Anita: K.
How is ur new place?
It must b fun living in all kinds of new places. I have only lived in the 1 home all my life.
Ralphie: Honey there is no fun in this ok?
Am only being suffering going around looking for who to stay with
And my home is there with no one inside
When u leave with people, u became liability and u don't have privacy on your own
It's suffering all long my love
Anita: Sorry about that ok?
Ralphie: Thanks honey
Anita: 4 me, it's the opposite. Just a great big empty house with no peepz 2 talk 2.
Ralphie: Do u know I got a message from home by my younger sister, she told me my landlord send someone to her house telling her that he is going g to take my properties to the police station soon if I don't show up and pay for my for house rent Rolling Eyes

Anita: I did not know that. Sorry abut that, k?
How long has it been since u lived there?
Ralphie: Almost six months now honey
And I was owing three months before I left my town
Anita: And I thot u said u went and took ur stuff from that place.

Sometimes, it’s easier to just copy and paste other conversations into chats with Ralphie.

Anita: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
This man is begging me 2 be his wife and I have told him I have an intent and he won't leave me alone my luv.
Ralphie: I did not honey
I haven't gone home since I left
And who is this u sent the link to me ?
Then u should know what to do honey
Anita: What shuld I know 2 do?
HELOO?
Ralphie: Sorry my network is slow a bit
Honey how did u know him ?
Anita: I DON'T.
Plz, u must read me from now on.
Ralphie: If u don't know him then how come u were able to know he is asking to marry u
If u know this is going to cause more trouble then forget it ok?
Anita: Cuz he sent me massages thru Face
He wrote this: Good morning dear Anita
My number is +221XXXXXX
I wrotered: So?
Ralphie: If any man told u he wants u for a wife, tell him u have a husband intend already ok?
That's all
I don't want this issue to start making more argument for us
are u his friend on face book ?
Anita: He then wrotered: Please babe , don't be angry with me , u know every good thing do comes from far distance
We dont know each other in person but I wish from my heart to know u better no matter that u have bf as u said
Then: Love Anita
I wrotereed: I AM NOT UR LUC
LUV
And he said: PLZ my dear
Then I said: I have an intent.
Then he put all this: I like u so much , lets know each other better
Ur love is braking my heart
Honestly i like u from my heart
U may not understand now how i feel to have u to be my babe
if you don't mind just pls be happy with me
Talk to me plz hun
Anita
And I said: NO!
As my husband, I think u shuld protect my inpregnity.
Ralphie: So block him ok?
Just block him, that settled it
I can allow anyone take you from me
Anita: How do I do that my luv?
Ralphie: U mean u don't know how to block someone again ?
Anita: Again? I have never blocked any 1 2 begin.
Ralphie: U have blocked me before u remember right ?
Anita: Hmmmm. U mite be rite.
Where was that button?
Hold on, k?
Sorry about that, ok?
I thout as husband u wuld want 2 do it like a man, but that's ok.
Like they say, a woman can always do tings better than a man and a woman can always do more.
Ralphie: just block him and change the topic
Anita: Yea
Ralphie: good
Anita: My luv, what other things scare u?
I don't like spiders or snakes.
Those big black birds, crows, do u no them? I don't relly care 4 them either.
Ralphie: we should be talking more on our lives, and our marriage and my contract and all of it ok?
Anita: Yea, that's why I was talking on our lives and our marriage so we can know ourselves.
But I guess u don't want 2 read me.
Ralphie: am reading u
Anita: My luv, what other things scare u?
Ralphie: Scares me ?
Anita: Yea
Ralphie: Honey nothing scares me any more
Anita: Well, I wouldn't go that far, but ok.
Ralphie: Talk more about it ok?
But I don't like rat
Honey am in the saloon dying my hair to darker
That's why am replying u slowly

This good guy just wanted to help me do it for free
Anita: WOW! But why darker?
I think blonde wuld have been kewl. R u losing hair my intent?
Ralphie: Am not losing it my love
Am darking it
Anita: Why?
Why not liten it?
Ralphie: Honey brownish and I don't like it that way
Don't worry it will look for finer
Anita: OH! U have extensions! I see them on the wall behind u.
Ur so lucky cuz they r so expensive here.
My luv, did he pull them 2 tite? Is that why I see so much of ur 4head?
Ralphie: Yea he did
What extension are u talking about ?
Anita: Yea he did what?
HAIR Extensions.
Ralphie: Ok
I said he did tite it
Anita: Oh. Maybe loosen them sum so ur 4head isn't so big my intent!
Ralphie: That's how my 4 heard is now and before
U don't like it that way ?
U can see how ugly I am now that I have been so much suffering since
Anita: It just likes ur 4heard is bigger or ur hair is smaller.
Ur not ugly, my luv, ur very handsome.
Ralphie: I don't look good to u any more right ?
Anita: U just look like u have more skin on ur head!
And maybe more wait on and that's gud cuz u were 2 skinny and I wuld be 2 fat 4 u.
Ralphie: I told u I was injured by that guy I borrowed money from on my 4hears right ?
Anita: Yea but u said it got better. Is it worse now?
Ralphie: No it's gone already
Better than the way it was before now
Anita: Can u show me close so I can see my luv?
Ralphie: Let me show u the injured pics
Hold on

Anita: Oh MY GOODNESS GRACIOUSNESS
What's that white thing?
Ralphie: That injury
Anita: On the back of ur head?
Ralphie: Ok, that's a disc on the wall
A cd plate
Anita: Oh. Why r there CDs on the wall? I have seen them in record players and cars and computers, but never on the side of a wall.
Ralphie: Yes it is on the wall of my friend's house I was before I came here
Anita: Why?
Ralphie: What kind of question is that
?
Anita: How can u play a CD on the wall?
Ralphie: He just put it there like fashion
Pleas stop this ok?
What kind of question is that ?
Anita: Letting us know ourselves? I have never seen that and it looked like it was on ur head.
Ralphie: And I have told u its on the wall, behind me
And u shouldn't go more further
Anita: Yes, I red that. Sorry about that, k?
Ralphie: It's a fashion on his wall
Anita: Yea. U said that and I red it, like I always do.
Ralphie: So?
Have u blocked that guy ?
Anita: Yes.
Long time ago when u say, my luv.
So, what?
R u there?
Ralphie: Sorry about that honey
Please am sorry, it's was because of the too much stress and trouble and sadness that am not there with u my love
Anita: What is?
Ralphie: i thought u were saying its been long i say my love
Anita: No. I don't think I was saying that.
Ralphie: ok, all the same, if i have not been treating u better am sorry ok? i love u so much my angel
Anita: And I luv u so much more. It's like when they titened ur hairs it fixed ur brains rite, my luv!
Ralphie: lol, this is funny
Anita: What is?
Ralphie: the last word u said is someone funny
Anita: K. They weren't suppost 2 be and I didn't mean 4 them like that. It was serious, but sorry about that k?
My luv, I have 2 leave now. I luv u and hope u have a great nite with ur new hair!
Ralphie: honey its nothing so sorry about ok? am not angry

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:34 pm

Anita wrote:

My luv, did he pull them 2 tite? Is that why I see so much of ur 4head?

Dammit, you owe me a new keyboard. And an apology to my coworkers for my outburst here in the office.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 27 Jul 2016 Posts: 93 Location: USA

I am truly enjoying this.
Anita is so compliant and submissive but she is getting in some nice digs. boxer

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:13 am

Ralphie sent three emails to Daddy all basically saying "What's the hold up?". Dady's in no hurry:

Quote:

Cowboy, like I emailed you previously, I'm a working man. In the oil fields and the Fields of the Lord, which are often the same thing. So I'm busy. I don't have time to waste on chat and that foolishness.. I'll email when and if I get a chance.

The only reciept that came through was from that studio thing and it sure doesn't look right. The conversion rate is $444.00 USD. It doesn't show what was paid on account or since. It doesn't show an interest rate. And sure as I'm typing this, amountd due and owing for a year accue interest. So have your creditor write out what's owing and what's been paid. If I'm a going to transfer $5000 USD to another bank, I need details.

I understand that people are looking for you for money so you can't go back to your house. This is not a good thing to tell the Daddy of your girl: how do I know she'll be safe with you? And Cowboy, if you want money, you better be prepared to show me what you'll spend it on. Like the lady said: reciepts!

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:15 am

"Like the lady said: reciepts!"

Amen! Hallelujah! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:52 pm

Mon 5:24pm
Ralphie: Honey have u gone
U left without Saying good night again
8:27am
Anita: My luv, I did say gud bye. And gud morning 2 u 2day and did u sleep well with ur new hair?
Ralphie: Am fine honey
Am fine and I have slept well
What about u honey ?
Anita: Gud and not gud.
I have seen Daddy replied u.
Ralphie: Yes honey he has replied me my love
And i was going to say that
Anita: And I did not see ur reply 2 him.
Ralphie: I haven't replied him yet honey
I was waiting for u so we could share ideal together
Anita: I don't know the African Way my luv and u don't like my ideals. Cuz my ideal was u replied him with what he asks, my luv. 2 show him respect as an older.
And so he will do as u asked.
Ralphie: Yes honey
But daddy will also need u to make him understand that what ever am saying is true
That's the Africa way if u want to know
Anita: My luv, why wuld I need 2 make him understand ur speaking the truth? He expects peepz 2 speak it. If I have 2 tell him u are, he will think u are not. Here, they call that anti-psycological
Ralphie: Honey u should make him also understand what I did with the money I spent
Anita: What did u do with it my luv?
Ralphie: You know what I did with it honey
My audition and all
Why are u asking as if u don't know
This is why daddy hasn't done anything because he things I am playing u
Anita: My luv, then u need 2 tell him. And me. Cuz I can't remember all these things. I am working u know. And all that other stuffs.
Ralphie: What are u saying honey ?
U mean u know nothing about my audition ?
Anita: I do not know ALL the details on what ever penny was spent. It's why I asked u 4 receipts so many times and over and over. Only u know. So u need 2 put this all out 4 Daddy. I can't just make stuff up.
Why did u go offline?
Later
Ralphie: So u mean u do not know anything about my audition ?
Anita: Relly? Why do u refuse 2 read me?
And then just say things that make no sense and change the topic and then go offline?
I guess this isn't that impotent 2 u and u just want 2 make argument.
Ralphie: No am not making any argument ok?
Am just wondering why u are saying u don't know about my audition and how I spend the money I borrowed
Anita: Relly? Did u buy waters during the auditions? Or dinners? Or rent a, I don't know, whipperwhill? Wuld I know how u spent money on these and how much?
U wrote this: I believe u always
I guess that was a lie.
Then he disappeared.
10:16am
Anita: I see ur still offline.
Ralphie: Honey sorry for the delay
My phone went off , so I came to someone house to charge
Honey it's ok
I will reply him my self since u refuse to do what I ask u to do
I will reply daddy my self
But know that if u don't support me in what am asking u to do, there will alway be delay
I love u so much honey
Anita: My luv, how does ur phone go off 4 minutes after we start charting?
Ralphie: Stop asking question that can cause more issue Laughing

U don't use to believe so much I have been saying, that's why u and I always have problem and delay
Anita: Sorry about that k?
I just thot u wuld have it charged and reddy.
Ralphie: Have what change honey ?
Anita: Who said change?
Ralphie: Ok ok I see it
Charge
Honey let me ask u
Anita: K, ask cuz then I need sum work help plz.
Ralphie: The message daddy sent to me seems he hasn't seen the written note I send to him or what ?
Anita: Or what, what?
I do not know. Did u reply him and ask? I'm not an Oracle Priestess that can see others thots and what they no.
Ralphie: Or does he don't want to say anything about my written note
I will reply him soon
The network is slow to open email
A: I culd never tell u what Daddy is thinking cuz he always surprizes me.
Ralphie: Ok
Anita: Slow 2 open? Isn't there a better network anywhere cuz I relly, relly need help.
Ralphie: But daddy alway say something about trust to u.
Anita: Huh?
Ralphie: Daddy wants my trust, but I have tried all my best to make him trust me and believe am not playing with u
Daddy has not yet believe I truly love u, or maybe he is trying to believe me Rolling Eyes

Anita: He deals with oil workers, my luv. Trust takes time and open honest community.
I can not think 4 u trying 2 think like daddy cuz I don't think like a mans do.
Ralphie: And that why I was also hoping u could also say something about that to him
Anita: When u say sumthing over and over tho, he will think its a lie. Like u r trying 2 force him 2 believe sumthing instead of it being natural. That's how the Americans way.
Ralphie: Honey daddy asked for all of the receipts
But I don't have them any more
And u know here, not everything we do here with receipt
Someone can give u money willing and u agreed to pay him with interest
Not all the money I borrowed has receipts
At this point, an mp3 of this NSFW song was uploaded to him.
Anita: My luv, maybe u shouldn't ask 4 money u can't show u barreled.
Ralphie: How ?
Honey u sent an audio to me ?
Anita: I don't know.
Yes.
I need help with it.
Ralphie: What help do u need my love ?
Anita: It's for a new genre of music called that targets the US states that have illegalized cannibals. Is it gud music?
Ralphie: Honey it's a good music
Anita: Did u even listing it?
Ralphie: A good sound and a good singing
But he talking about wasted something
What's the lyrics all about
Anita: OH! And u can't use that song in ur country, k?
Ralphie:???
Anita: What is the ??? 4?
Ralphie: I said what the lyrics all about honey ?
Anita: I'm not sure cuz I don't smoke cannibals.
It has its own language and stuff.
Ralphie: Ok
So what is u want me to do ?
Anita: I wanted 2 know if it was gud and made sense and stuff. The singing voice is gud, but is it catchy and y enuff?
I have 2 go 2 the restroom my luv. I'll be back.
Ralphie: Ok
Honey the song is very good
The Artiste is perfect and unique my love
His rock is calm and slow
Anita: Do u think it culd be a hit song and sell?
Ralphie: Honey as am here I really don't know what's your trend of music are in Atlanta
So for its a hit song to the Atlanta that I can't tell , but I know it's a good song and it's good to go
With a good promotion that song will go well all over the word
Anita: It wuld be a hit in ur country?
WOW! All over the world?
Ralphie: But here in my country it's can't be hit
Anita: Oh. Why?
Ralphie: Only for the matured minds here can love that song
Anita: Gud music doesn't become hits there?
Ralphie: No honey that's not what I mean
Nigeria love there party kind of songs
And they go all over the world with it
Anita: Oh. Here is targeted 4 those 18 and over, but every1 knows those under partake.
They go all over the world with what?
Ralphie: Here lots of people love rock songs here too
My country musical go all over the world
But most of my country people also love Regea songs
Anita: K. I have 2 go work sum more and pass on all the gud news so thx for that, k.
Ralphie: Honey but u can't tell about music
Anita: The country peepz don't listing 2 country songs?
Ralphie: This song u played to me is a good song
And it's can go all over the world ok?
With enough promotion honey
Anita: I guess the westerners don't listing 2 the westerings? It's a bit cornfusing with ur country, isn't it?
K. My luv. I have 2 go and report this. Thx and I luv u!
Ralphie: No my country listen to all kind of music in the world
What's will be your report honey ?
Your report should be that the song is a good song and it will go all over the world
Anita: ON the song. That it is gud according 2 music experts and can be a big hit.
And that.
Plz, may I go writered it?
Ralphie: Yes honey it's a hit song
Anita: The new bosses do not like 2 be kept waiting, my luv.
Ralphie: I love the high voice part at almost the end
Anita: I will have 2 lisitting again.
Ralphie: And his tune of voice
Honey u have a new Boss now ?
Anita: Plz my luv? B4 the new bosses r mad? And maybe u can do that with ur voice on a new song?!?!?!
Ralphie: Honey go and come back so we can talk more about it ok?
Anita: BossES cuz nobody knows who is in charge with the Boss being dead and him not leaving a will. I will be back my luv.

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:35 pm

Now I can't stop looking at that weird disk on the wall. Confused

Funny how mad Ralph got when you brought it up. I think you should talk about it some more.

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:35 am

Another Tad of Ralph:

Quote:

Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: how are doing today?
Darla: Am more better. How are are you Hunny??
Daddy: thank God u more better now, me am ok too
Darla: Aww that means bunches to me
LONG PAUSE
Daddy: yea
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing ?
Darla: Am ok. How are you Hunny?
Daddy: Am fine
Where are u now ?
Darla: Am relaxing in my luxury suite
Daddy: Ok
So when will u be coming here ?
Darla: I dunno. I might have to speak with Lupita
Daddy: ok
So lupita can give you update right ?
Am in the saloon dying my hair to darker that's why Am replying slow
Darla: How special
Darla: That nice guy just saw me and said he is going to help me dress my hair for free
He said he use to know me back home on the television
Darla: Really?
Daddy: Yes
Darla: ok
You should ask him about bikini waxing for your image
Daddy: what is it about? so i can tell him
Darla: Remember me telling you about that?
It helps remove some body hair so you look more better in promo shots
Daddy: ok i will do that
YET ANOTHER DAY
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: Hiya
How are u doing ?
Darla: Am ok. Where have you been Hunny?
Daddy: No where else but here
Am still here waiting for the Boss and u to come
Darla: ok
Daddy: What are u doing ?
Darla: Am just heading out to lunch
Daddy: Ok
Have a nice lunch ok?
Eat well and get more fatter
LATERER
Darla: Youthink am FATT????
Daddy: I know u are slim and beautiful
Darla: You tolds me to get more fatter!!!!!
Daddy: I was kiddy ok?
Do not get fatter
U are ok like that
Darla: Kiddy? Now am just ok???
Daddy: Yea
You are very ok like that
Do not get fatter ok?
So how are u doing today ?
Darla: Mr. Man am crying now. Leave me alone
Daddy: What ?
Why are u crying ?
Did I say anything u don't like ?
Ok if I did am so sorry ok?
Hiya
I said am sorry

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:14 pm

Tuesday Afternoon

Ralphie: Ok honey
When u come back we talk ok?
I love u so much my world
Tuesday 2:23pm
Anita: I luv u more! I am back for a little time.
Ralphie: Welcome my love
So how are u and how did your meeting goes ?
Anita: I didn't have a meetings. I just needed 2 make the report uninterrupted.
Ralphie: Alright my love
So how did it go ?
Is the artiste accepted now ?
Anita: Oh, he was already accepted long ago.
That was the song he wanted 4 his first single release on the radio, but I didn't know.
Ralphie: Ok
So have they accepted to promote that song ?
Honey is that the only song he has ?
I think u should send more to me so I can listen and also tell
Anita: K
Accepted? It will be on his album, my luv. I so wish u wuld read me.
Ralphie: I know honey
What am asking is if the company is ready to promote that song
Anita: They will release the whole album and it will be the single sent to radio stations. And a video will be made.
Ralphie: Ok
That's nice honey
This is my dream also honey
Anita: I was talking with a co-worker abut ur CD player on the wall and they said they wuld pad me some money if I culd find one.
Ralphie: Honey what's CD player ?
Anita: A device that plays CDs.
That thing I thot was on ur head and u said it was wall decorations. Where can my friend buy 1?
Ralphie: Ok
U mean buy a cd plate ?
Anita: Sure
Ralphie: How would I know where u can buy a cd plate in your own country honey ?
They sell CDs all over in my country
Anita: CDs or CD plates?
Ralphie: Honey disc right ?
It called cd plate here
It's also called cd and disc
Anita: Wow. U have so many names there. I'd get cornfused.
Ralphie: Honey is the same ok?
Anita: Yea, I red that when u wrotered it. There u call it a CD and CD PLATE and DISC.
I'm not stupit, k?
Ralphie: Honey don't say that again ok?
I never said u are stupid
Anita: I know I am not.
Ralphie: Yes u are not my sweet wife
That's ok alright ?
So what is it you want honey
Anita: I'm glad ur ok with me not being stupit my luv.
I don't wan't anything.
Ralphie: Yes baby
I though u were saying something about getting the CD player
Anita: Yeah, the one I thot was on ur head.
But u said it's a CD or a CD PLATE or a disc, but not a CD PLAYER.
So I guess I don't need 1.
Ralphie: Nothing was on my head honey
It was hung at the wall behind me ok?
Anita: Rite. That's why I said "THE ONE I THOT WAS ON UR HEAD," not "THE 1 ON UR HEAD." But I guess u culd read that up there if u wanted.
Ralphie: What are u talking about ?
What was on my head
???
Nothing was on my head
Anita: Rite.
Ralphie: I sent u a picture to let u know what happen to me here
Anita: That's why I said "THE ONE I THOT WAS ON UR HEAD," not "THE 1 ON UR HEAD."
Ralphie: And u kept on saying something else about it without having pity on me
????
Anita: But I guess u culd read that up there TWICE if u wanted.
Ralphie: U thought ?
Anita: U wanted me 2 pity u 4 NOT having a CD PLAYER on ur Head?
Sorry about that, k?
Ralphie: Why will u thought when I already explained to u long ago ?
Anita: Rite. And I thot that UNTIL u explained it. Then I didn't think it anymore.
I am not stupit, again, k?
Ralphie: Is that how u show pity for me your husband to be ?
Ok ok fine
Let's not go to further on this issue anymore ok?
Anita: Pity 4 what? Cuz u didn't have a DISC on ur head?
Ralphie: The injury I showed u
Anita: I did pity that. Long ago.
And I pity it again now if u wished.
Ralphie: I told u I got beating up by those guys I was owing here
U did but never say any more about it honey
That's not good
Anita: Hmmmm...I think I did, but sumtimes u don't always read me again.
Ralphie: It's ok my love
Anita: yea
Ralphie: I love u so much honey
Anita: I luv u more my luv.
Ralphie: I love u far more honey
Anita: Impossible my luv!
U and I make the impossible possimpible.
Ralphie: Why did u say that my love ?
Anita: It seemed appropriate. Is it not?
Ralphie: U mean we loved each other right ?
Anita: Of course we do. With all that we r.
Ralphie: Honey I just can't wait to see u face to face
Anita: And chick 2 chick!
Ralphie: Yes baby
I don't want to talk sexy because we not yet married
But am serious need to make sweet love to u in hurry
I want to kiss all over your body, and make u feel more like a woman
Am sure after our marriage before that can happen
Anita: U will have 2 teach me, cuz I missed the wife luv lessons at Church.
Ralphie: But I feel bad not knowing when will that be
Yea baby I will teach u very well
Do u want me to tell u more about it ?
Anita: No, cuz I don't have any clean undies with me.
Ralphie: Ok my love
I just can't wait to be with u and make sweet love to u my baby
And make u screen when am doing that to u
Anita: I'm not sure I can make T-shirts while u kiss me my luv.
Ralphie: Kiss u mouth to mouth , tongue to tongue, and touch all over your beautiful body, touch your box , make u feel real good honey
Anita: U want 2 kiss my tongue? Why? Won't it spread germs?
Ralphie: U don't need a T shirt honey
No my love, it won't
It's the real love thing honey
Am clean and u are clean also
So there won't be any germs ok?
Anita: My dentist said mouths r awfully dirty things full of germs. She says a dog's mouth is cleaner!
And they lick their bummies!
And their other parts.
Ralphie: Honey mouth don't have germs as I know
Anita: Maybe they don't in Africa, but in the US they do.
Ralphie: Really ?
Honey am not sure about that
Husband and wife kisses mouth to mouth all the time
Anita: Maybe my dentist is a lair.
Ralphie: Hmm i didn't say that honey
But am sure u will be clean and has no affection right ?
You are my sweet baby and I must treat u like a real woman when I come
Honey I love u so much
And I think of this every day
Anita: No, my luv. The doctors checked and I am completely without affection.
Ralphie: And I imagine when am going to have u in my hand and do every nice thing with u
Good
If the doctor has checked u, that means u don't have any germs
And I don't have also
Anita: Oh, if u were in my hand, it wuld be sumthing u wuld never forget!
Ralphie: So we good to go
Anita: Where r we going when ur not even here?
Ralphie: Yes honey
Anita: Oh! Look at the time my luv!
Ralphie: Am always keeping my self for u
Ok the time is running right ?
Anita: I luv u and must go my luv! Sleep well and keep those affections away!
Ralphie: Ok honey
I wanted to show u something before u go
Can u see it first ? Nope.
Wed 8:23am
Ralphie seemed to have a difficult time staying online…
Anita: Gud morning my luv. Can I see what? And how was ur nite and have u eating?
Hello?
Ralphie: good morning my lovely wife, how are u doing? how was your night also? yes i have eating and what about u my love?
Anita: I had 7 inches of a banana.
Ralphie: Ok
Is it ok for u?
Dont u think you need a good good before fruit ?
Anita: I culd go for a good good. That's 4 shure.
Ralphie: Ok my love , please do eat something nice ok?
And I sent u the message I sent to daddy to your email also, please check it and let me know

And he had, too. This wonderful letter every suitor should send to his potential father-in-law:

Quote:

DEAR DADDY
Good day sir, how are u doing today sir, thanks for your reply today sir, I feel so happy seeing your message today, sir I found one more of the receipt inside one of my music book yesterday, and I thought of adding it to the first one I sent, this is all I could found sir, I misplace some of it at the location where I short my audition video, this are receipts of expenses, sir' the written note I sent to u last week, carries all the expenses spent for my audition, I don't know if u saw them, sir here in nigeria there are sometimes we collects and borrow money from known people and friends without receipt, am sure u can enquire that from any one, they gave it to me as long as they trust that I will pay them back, and also that am using the money for something reasonable, but I never knew it will take this long and result to this delay and get me into trouble, I believe I have to do what I gat to do to complete my audition and when I get signed I will be able to pay back, but God knows the best because am not giving up in my dreams no matter what,

Sir as for me, I don't do trouble with any one, am not a bad boy, am a serious God fearing guy who loved this music and movie career and also production business, am taking a step to make it in life and become what I wish my life to be, and it is through this process I found Anita, whom I have loved with all my heart, and whom u have trained to be a God loving woman, I have always wished to get married to someone like her in my life, most especially a Virgin like her, am sure by the grace of God to take good and proper care of Anita, making her happy as I will want my self to be happy also, and that's why I have to try and make all things work proper for me so I can get my contract signed and get paid, and when everything is settled, so I can have enough money to do all necessary things I need to do to have my wife officially married and both of us be successful and great in the nearest future, I know it won't be easy for u to trust me, but God will make u do as long as you are a complete servant of his Godspell, and a wonderful father of a responsible woman 'Anita,

Please sir am not playing with you or with my love Anita, help me out of this trouble, so I can go back home and start making my move to come over as agreed with me and my Anita,

Sir the $5,000 is not all I needed to pay for my depts, it's more than what am owing here, am planing of using some of the money to start processing my papers, visa and ticket to come to the United State to be with my intended wife Anita, please help me to be free and achieve my goals, u won't regret it by the grace of God almighty, thanks for your concern and time to reply my message, and also thanks for giving me the privilege to have your lovely daughter as my intended, God bless u with your ministry and work over where u are,

From your intend son in-law, Ralphie

Wed 2:48pm
Ralphie: Honey why are u not yet back ?
Anita: OMGG. 2 day has been the hurriblest.
R u here?

But, he wasn’t. Rolling Eyes

Anita: Plz be here!
Oh, my luv.
I am going home and sorry the new bosses were so mean and had me filing papers all day in the basement. Hope ur evening is gud and ur happy and I saw u emailed Daddy and that is super gud 2!
I LUV U![
Ralphie: Sorry about that my love
Sorry for the areas your new bosses have u ok?
And sorry for not been online to calm you down
I was having a low battery and low network
I love u too honey
Good night and sleep well and make sure u eat well
I love u so much honey
Today: 8:38am
Anita: Gud morning my intent and was ur nite gud and do u have hi battery?
K. I have 2 go 2 work now. Maybe u will grace me with ur presents later.
Ralphie: Honey am fine
Anita: Where have u been? I need 2 go back 2 the basement now.

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:03 pm

New bosses, eh? Lets hope they don't require all of Hitlanta's talent to fill out new forms. That would be just hurrible!

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:28 pm

Sometimes, it's nice to see a lad so wound up you can't even understand what he says...

Ralphie: Honey I have been sleeping and my phone was off since
Ok honey and waiting for u ok?
Love u so much
Anita: I have a few minutes, my luv. Why were u sleeping in the middle of the day and why was ur phone off? Did u not want 2 chart me?
Ralphie: Honey I wasn't feeling too fine
So I had to sleep after eating and taking drugs
Honey u know I always love chatting with u my love
Anita: Oh now! What is wrong and what were u going 2 show me and u need 2 make it quick b4 the bosses come yell at me more.
Ralphie: Honey I wanted to show u one of my expenses receipt I found in one of my music book
I have sent it to daddy already
<<Previously sent receipt>> Rolling Eyes

Anita: k
I have 2 go work in the basements again. Gud by 4 now and I luv u. And hope u fill better since u didn't want 2 say why u were sick.
And I saw it when u sent it 2 me in the email so did u think I didn't see it?
Ralphie: Honey u haven't asked me why I was sick ? Rolling Eyes

I knew u will see it
It's was because u asked for it
Honey! Don't u think I need to send my Domiciliary account details to Daddy now, because I think I saw it on the last message he sent to me
And he ask of it
Anita: What is wrong?
And hope u fill better since u didn't want 2 say why u were sick.
2 times I asked what made u ill and u refused 2 read and respond.
Ralphie: Nothing maid me ill
Maybe is too much stress
And changing of area
You are gone and didn't say anything about the message I sent to Daddy
Much later…
Anita: I can only wait so long 4 ur replies my luv. These new bosses are wicked mean and have me working so much.
I did say sumthing about the message u sent 2 Daddy. I said it had that same receipt and have u emailed Daddy again like u said u wuld.
?
Ralphie: Yes I emailed him about an hour ago, I sent him my DOMICILIARY account details
Anita: I don't see it in my email?
And where did u see that he asked u 2 send it?
Ralphie: Oh sorry I forget to forward it to u
Yes he mentioned it in the last email he sent
Did u not see it in the one he sent to u?
Anita: I do not know why u cannot send 1 email to 2 peepz at the same time. That's the silliest thing ever. Laughing

No. I saw and read the email, but did not see him ask u 2 send that info.
What words do u mean?
Ralphie: Are u trying to insult me again ?
What do u mean by silliest thing ever ?
Anita: I am talking about whatever phone email u use. It is not an insult 2 u.
I WISH U WULD READ ME.
K. I can see u don't want 2 respond and I'm going 2 get in treble if I don't go back 2 work soon.
Ralphie: I have told u there are things phone cannot do which computer can do
Anita: And where did u see that he asked u 2 send it?
Ralphie: Ok my love
Go back to work
Anita: And where did u see that he asked u 2 send it?
Ralphie: Make sure u come back
Anita: K. I can see u don't want 2 talk 2 me.
Again.
Later…
Anita: I am back 4 just a little bit my luv. I can see u never responded.
Ralphie: Honey stop saying that
It's was my network
Anita: Saying that u never responded?
Ralphie: Yes
I said never , but I do respond right ?
What is it I haven't respond ? So I can respond Shocked

Anita: Stop saying u never responded, but U didn't respond, did u?
Ralphie: Just this last message u wrote I did not respond right ?
So it's never ok?
So how are u ?
Anita: And where did u see that he asked u 2 send it?
Ralphie: Ok that ?
Anita: U refused 2 respond 2 that 4 different times when I wrotered it b4.
Cuz u refuse 2 read me.
Ralphie: Let's me check it and tell u
Anita: YES, THAT.
Ralphie: Honey he says this :
If I'm a going to transfer $5000 USD to another bank, I need details
Anita: And what did "the details" refer to?
Ralphie: Honey it's mean my account details
Anita: I relly don't think so. Oh this is so, so, so very bad.
Ralphie: How ?
Anita: What did he wrotered b4 he put those words above?
HURRY B4 THE BOSSES COME BACK!
Ralphie: Let me send the complete message to u
Anita: JUST TELL ME
Ralphie: <<The Email Above from Capone>> Rolling Eyes

Anita: Oh no. This is so not gud.
Ralphie: What's not good
U mean he wasn't asking for it ?
Anita: NO! Read what he wrotered.
I am so scared now.
Ralphie: This is why I asked u before I Sen it
And all u said is what's wrong
I told u we have to be planning things together and sharing ideals
Anita: U asked me what b4 u sent what?
CUZ I WROTE THIS: I did say sumthing about the message u sent 2 Daddy. I said it had that same receipt and have u emailed Daddy again like u said u wuld.
AND U WROTE THIS: Yes I emailed him about an hour ago, I sent him my DOMICILIARY account details
SO SHOW ME WHERE U ASKED ME BEFORE U SENT.
Ralphie: I did asked u before I sent it
Anita: WHERE AND WHAT DID I RESPOND?
Ralphie: Leave that ok?
Let's just wait for his reply ok?
Since u said u won't send him any message to make things fast
Because I asked to to send him and email so he can give me the trust so quick and believe am not tell him lie about the money I borrowed, but u refused to make him trust me as I ask
So do not worry, since I am doing it my self as u have refused, let's wait for his next reply
But know this, this is causing us serous delay
Anita: NO! UR SENDING THAT STUPIT ACCOUNT B4 IT WAS TIME WILL CAUSE A DELAY. MAYBE A PERMANENT 1.
DADDY WAS PERFECTLY CLEAR WHEN HE WROTERED THIS: So have your creditor write out what's owing and what's been paid. If I'm a going to transfer $5000 USD to another bank, I need details.
BUT U DISOBEYED AND SKIPPED RITE 2 SENDING HIM UR ACCOUNT AND IGNORING HIM. U SHULD HAVE JUST SAID 2 HIS FACE HE WAS A STUPIT OLD GOAT. HE WILL BE SO OFFENDED.
I WILL EMAIL HIM AND TRY AND MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND BUT THIS IS SO SO SO BAD
Ralphie: Why are u taking like this ?
I have told u to always work together with me but u refused
How do I know what will be wrong at some Time to a father u knew more better
He don't trust me yet , and u are the only one to make him trust me, but u refused
Did u not saw the place her wrote that how would his daughter be safe with me since I am running away from home ?
U are the one to make him understand why am not at home
And after I did write him
Anita: I HAVE NEVER REFUSED AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING AND THEN U JUST WENT RITE AHEAD AND SENT THAT STUPIT ACCOUNT B4 IT WAS TIME.
Ralphie: U should also tell him u knew about everything
Anita: I HAVE SAID THAT. IT DOES NOT MEAN HE DOES NOT REQUIRE RESPECT AND PROOFS.
Ralphie: U refused to do what I asked u to and u said u never refused
Anita: WULD U JUST GIVE OUR DAUGHTER OFF 2 ANY OLD MAN THAT WROTERED U AND WANTED MONEY?
I DID NOT REFUSE AND I HAVE DUN EVERYTHIN U ASKED.
I ALWAYS HAVE. UR THE 1 REFUSING.
Ralphie: My daughter will tell me how kick he known the man and what the man needed money for and why his he running from home
It's my daughter that will explain proper
But u refused to do that
Anita: AND NOW I HAVE 2 GO BACK 2 THE BASEMENT.
Ralphie: Instead u asking me what I did with the money ?
Anita: AND I HAVE TOLD HIM ALL THAT.
Ralphie: Meaning u acting like u don't know anything about what I was telling Dadd
Meaning am framing things up
Meaning am a liar
And did u tell me that u told him all that ?
Did u show me the message u sent so we can be working as one
If I give u other u won't follow appropriate, u think am a kid who don't know what he is doing for life
I tell u how we can make things work out and u won't take my word
Instead u will argue and argue
Now delay is coming more and more again this year
We started everything we are doing since December last two year 2015
Up till now things are fond worst and worst
Nothing seems working, because u will never Listing and follow my instructions
And yet u haven't learn to make a serious changes
Anita: I am back, but getting reddy 2 leave 4 the bus. Thank the Heavens 2day is dun and I will pray Daddy is 4 giving. I will writer up sumthing 2 email him 2morrow so he understands and does not abandonded us
K. I luv u and gud nite and eat well and relly, relly think on what u did wrong and how u shuld listing me.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:37 pm

Anita: And gud morning and how was ur nite my intent?
Ralphie: My night was fine and yours ?
Anita: Not gud, but I'm here.
Ralphie: Why my love ?
Is it the same issue that is affecting me also ?
Anita: Oh, I'm sure it is. Without a doubt.
Ralphie: Sorry about that ok?
So have u been able to send the email to daddy ?
Anita: Which 1? I email Daddy every day.
Ralphie: Honey stop stressing me ok?
Stop asking too much questions when u know what am talking about
Anita: I did told him he needs 2 4give u for sending the account number because u do things the African way instead of the rite way.
Ralphie: U promise to email daddy today before u leave yesterday
Anita: 2 many questions? I only asked the 1. Ur the 1 asking all the questions my luv. It stresses me.
Ralphie: And u think what u have said will make thing get better right ?
Anita: And I did. U prolly didn't read where I wrotered that.
I do.
K. They will make me go 2 the basements soon.
Ralphie: And u didn't make him understand that am not with all the receipt he asking for
Anita: I didn't?
Daddy wrotered 2 u and said that?
K. I can see u went offline or didn't charge ur battery, or network, or sumthing.
Later.
Ralphie: and u didnt explain to daddy to try and trust me and help me quick if he wants to help, dont u know what he is asking me to do cant be possible? because 1, there are not reciept for some of the money i borrowed, its hand to hand cash business, cant u explain that to him?
Anita: I didn't?
And I can explain, but that doesn't mean he will want 2 give money 4 money that isn't proofed.
And how do u apologize 4 sending ur account?
Ralphie: I haven't done that
Look this means daddy will not help me since I can't provide any proof
Because there is no way I can even go home even if I will have to go get proof if there would be any
And also there is no way I can go to that state I did my audition because I will be arrested since I didn't go with any money
I think all of this won't work out
This is why am so tired and confused now
Am so tire seriously now
I don't know what else to do
Anita: U have not dun what?
And u keep wrotering what things mean. Just how do u know that's what it means? Most of u saying "This Means" is just flat at wrong.
Ralphie: I said I haven't send any apology for sending my account number because he hasn't complain yet about it
Anita: U cannot go 2 the men u owe money 2 and ask 4 proofs u owe money even if it means they get paid?
Ralphie: And why u did tell him that, it's makes me more stupid and childish and makes me look more like a scam Laughing

Anita: U can not get arrested unless u borrowed money from the police.
No. U did not say that.
And u think Daddy is a complainer?
Ralphie: And I have told u things don't work here the way they do there
Anita: Why did I tell Daddy WHAT?
Then u need 2 make them work there.
Ralphie: U have already told him apology for me sending my account right ?
Anita: And u called it stupid account
So it's mean we don't plan before making decision
Anita: I told him I was sorry u sent it.
Ralphie: Yes
Anita: No. It means U DIDN'T PLAN.
Anita: K. U don't want 2 read me or respond 2 my questions. I am going back 2 work
Ralphie: Saying u are sorry for me sending my account shows to him that we don't know what we are doing
Ok
Go back to work, am so sick now ok?
Anita: And I agree. U don't know what ur doing cuz u don't know Daddy and u think the AFRICA WAY is best with Daddy. IT IS NOT.
Ralphie: Am so so cold, sick, confused, tired and frustrated over everything
Anita: K. What is wrong with ur sickness and hope u get better. Sorry about that, k?
Ralphie: Am so sick and confused over everything honey
I don't know what to do anymore
Anita: Abut?
k. I guess ur still not back and r u filling better and sorry bout that, k?
Ralphie: I slept off honey because am not ok at all
Am up now
Anita: K, but I leave soon.
Ralphie: Ok honey
So what are u going to do about this issue ?
Anita: It is up 2 u 2 do sumthing. Did u send the apology? The formal 1?
Ralphie: I said I must see his respond first before I can send an apology ok?
Anita: Hmmm. K. Keep on doing tit the Africa way, cuz that's working great.
Ralphie: Forget about Africa way ok?
Anita: Then u 4get about it.
Ralphie: The right things should be done
Am not a kid
Anita: AND u refuse 2 do it.
THEN SEND THE FORMAL APOLOGY.
Ralphie: I said I need to see daddy's respond and then I will know how to apologise
What former apology ?
Can't u read me ?
Am in trouble here and I need help
Anita: K. Have a gud nite and eat well and I hope u start 2 fill better.
Ralphie: Why must I be suffering to get anything from anyone ?
Good night

Oh, it’s Friday, isn’t it?

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:48 pm

Quote:

Am so so cold, sick, confused, tired and frustrated over everything

Quote:

Why must I be suffering to get anything from anyone ?

Lovely!

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:31 pm

Does my heart good to see such an evil person getting what he deserves, and digging himself even deeper. My favorite bait right now.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:40 pm

Poor Ralphie finally found some time to chat er rant at Darla:

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing ?
Darla: Am ok. How are you Hunny?
Daddy: am not fine here, am sick and tired of this place and so much troubled.
Darla: Awww
Please tell me more
Daddy: what more than all u know about? am not living fine here, sometimes dont eat well, too much thinking of my contract, and now the troubles around me, the promise that u and the boss will be coming and yet nothing, the money Mr. Jizzler promise and yet i havent seen any of it, and he is no longer replying my messages, i dont have any good up date from any one any more, u also cannot give me any up date And hope concern my project, Am so frustrated now and so tired here.
Darla: But I thought your Wife was looking after your contract my sweats.
Daddy: i got a news that my landlord back home is planning to tAke my properties to the police station because i am owing him house rent for a year now, all i have worked for is lost now, am not sure i will get anything from my hope any more, and u guys keep promising And failing me, i keep on believing things will get better but yet nothing is getting better for me instead am going down every day and am living like a hopelless dude here
Darla: Hunny please clam down. You will get exactly what you deserve ok?
Daddy: what do u mean by that? how can u rell me she is looking after my contract when u know am hoping for the boss's promise? and why would u tell me she is looking at my contract and yet she is saying my contract is with u to sign it, why are u guys playing me Around, why dont u people tell me what am standing for? if this things is not going to work, why giving me too much hope and making my life misrable?
when will i get what i deserve? when am dead of unger ane frustration and so much thinking and maleria? and tifford? when i am been disgrace by those people am owing money and are seriously looking for me? when? when u guys promise to be here and yet no one word from any one About it? u said in two weeks of january the boss will be here and u also but yet u went to austrial closed to my country and went back to canada and yet no word of you coming here, when am i getting what i deserev? when?????????????
Darla: It you are going to be mean to me Mr. Man then maybe I’ll go back to work.
Daddy: go back to what ever work u are doing ok? i said am so frustrated here now, and this is bot funny any more ok? how can u guts keep promising and failing me and no one is saying anything about me and yet u guys says am one of u? am so much ungry here and troubes are awaiting me because of the money i took for my audition, and yet promises and fail is all i get, one thine i havent seen yet but i keep on suffering and when i ask no one seems to say anything
Darla: Hmmm
Daddy: am so sick here and no money for hospital bills, Am sure when am dead u guys will be happy right?
Darla: This isn’t all aboot you!!!!
Daddy: it its all about me but where is my attention and career movement ?
Darla: Am stredded in some stupid Country and its cold and they don’t tlak good and you said am fat but am not complaining!!!!
Daddy: and why would u not say anything good about coming to my country after u have promised ?
Darla: Do you not care anything aboot me Mr. Grumpy pants???
Daddy: do you not also care anything about me miss Darla ??? because if u do care about me u will not insult me as i dont insult u, u will get to understand that i have suffered toomuch here and care about thAt, and if u care u will tell me what is going on about my contracts instead of putting me in the dark and now that am sick and crying so hard here.
Darla: You need to toughen up Mr. Man cause we can get through this
Daddy: When darla ?
Please tell me when and what is going on?
Where is my faith standing ?
Am going through though time here seriously
Darla: I don’t know ok? But am willing to try to make everything more better
Daddy: I don’t know ok? But am willing to try to make everything more better
Please do it fast ok?
Am not good here
Please do all u can to help me out
Darla: Only if you start treating me with respect and quit calling me fat.
Daddy: And I said sorry about that and I never met to make u angry with tha
Am losing strength now and no one get help take me for treatment
And am all alone here
Darla: ok
Daddy: I think I need to sleep a little
Darla: ok
LATER
Am trying to get in touch with Lupita cause she should have some answers for us
Daddy: Ok
I slept off and I just woke to see if my body will be strong a bit
Please try and get I tough with her ok?
Darla: Get tough with her?
Daddy: Sorry I wanted to say u should try and get in touch with lupita has u have said
Darla: ok. Cause as much as I hate her I’m not sure if I should slap her
Daddy: Slap who?
Darla: Lupita silly
Daddy: Why do you want to slap her ?
Darla: Oooh would you just read what I wroted
Daddy: It's ok
Just do as u have promise ok?
Am so week now
Darla: Awww. You should have a nice supper and that will make you feel more better
Daddy: Ok
I just need to sleep now
Am feeling so week
I hope to get good result from u by tomorrow
Darla: Sweat dreams Hunny
Daddy: Sweet dreams
Good night

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:35 am

Hah! Love how riled up Ralphie got again about the CD. From the pic, it looks like his buddy was using that CD to cover up a hole in the wall. (No pun intended).

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:01 pm

Quote:

when am i getting what i deserev? when?????????????

Any time now, Ralphie.

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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:32 pm

So, he waited all weekend to hear from Anita:

Mon 8:22am
Anita: Gud morning my luv and how was ur Sunday?
I see u planned 2 log off when I logged in. I had news about Daddy, but nevermind, I guess.
And I logged out.
Ralphie: Honey I was sleeping as am not too strong
Honey what's the news about Daddy ?
Honey why are u no longer resounding?
Today 8:50am
Anita: And gud morning my luv. R u here 2day?
10:13am
Ralphie: Am getting better
And what did you say happen to daddy?
Anita: R u there?
He didn’t respond, so I logged out… Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:06 am

Ralphie doesn't seem to be enjoying his time nearly as much as we are:

Quote:

Darla: How come you don't talk to me anyone???
Daddy: Why will not want to chart with u?
U are the once who has abandon me here and don't want to help me any more
I don't know what to do
U promise to do something about it, yet no respond from u
Darla:Hurh?
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Why have u abandon me and not doing anything about my project none helping me any more?
Darla: Sometimes am not sure why I even chat with you. Why are you always so mean to me?
LATERER
Well what do you have to say for yourself Mr. Man?
Daddy: What do u mean by that?
Does all these sound professional to u?
Darla: Your ranting aboot trivial matters is very unprofessional
To think I try and try to help you but you keep bean mean to me
Daddy: I haven't seen your help since u promise me
So what do u expecting me to do?
This is January ending now and yet nothing has been done
Darla: I told you I was contacting Lupita for informations and a more better understanding but you don’t seem to care
Daddy: And I also beg u to try and contact her as u promise, yet u haven't said anything about it
Darla: That’s cause you are acting childish and not letting me explain
Daddy: I also told u I have been sick here, and u did not care to ask how my body is, instead u said I have been ignoring to chart and also that am ranting, now am acting childish
And also said I have been mean to u
U just keeping calling me names that are not what I am, does all of this words of insult mean good to u?
U enjoy calling me names when I need help most
And why haven't u explain anything to make me be sure u are doing something about it
Darla: Cause you won’t lissen and are bean mean to me that’s why!!!!
Daddy: I did I been mean to u?
I should tell u sometimes when u go wrong OK?
U are my baby and u should stand for me to make me happy
Think about what am going through, what's your pity ?
I haven't gotten any thine to solve my problems since a year now
I have been away from my own house since months now
Sleeping from one to place to another
Can't u feel my pains?
I can patient for my contract to get signed and wait until the company is ready to work OK My project
All am asking for is funds to solve my problems
So I can go back home
Darla: I think you are acting delirious and need a nap. I'll chart with you more later when you are more civilier
Daddy: This is what am taking about
U keep taking my serious words for joke and call it childish
MUCH LATERER
Darla: Have you clammed down yet?
Daddy: Am OK
Darla: You said you weren’t feeling good. Whats wrong with you?
Daddy: Its just too much thinking and changing of environment all the time
Darla: Environment?
Daddy: Yea
U know I have been moving from one place to another here in this town, looking for who to stay with
Also running from getting arrested by people am owing money, both at home, at the town I did my audition and here in this town also
And I got malaria also, though am getting better now
Darla: You didn’t tell me you moved
Daddy: I told u
December I told u I was coming to this area, u remember right
When I said the area is beautiful and has nice clubs, remember right?
Darla: I dunno
Daddy: U can check your previous messages
Am here in another area after I go for injured by those guys I was owing some little cash in this town
Darla: ok
How did you get malarkia?
Daddy: What's that?
Darla: Dunno. You said you got it
Daddy: I said malaria
Its a fever cost by mosquitoes, because i slept outside, under a bridge
Darla: Under a bridge?
Daddy: Yes under a bridge, because I was not having anywhere do sleep, before I met this nice guy who took me to his house
And has been taking care of me after untold him my story and also told him, my people from Atlanta will be coming to take me and make everything settle
Darla:ok
Daddy: Do u have any good news for me yet?
Darla: I got a email from Lupita a few days ago but you never let me tell you cause you were being a Mr. Grumpy pants
Daddy: And what did she say?
I TOOK A CALL
Darla: It was kinda confusing cause she does write English good. I’ll have to check a bit more later
Daddy: Ok
So how are u doing?
Darla: am ok but if it weren’t for this luxury suite and 24 hour room service I’d be a mess
Daddy: O really?
What county are u in still?
Darla: Stupid freezing Canada
Daddy: Sorry about that OK?
And haven't your heard from the Boss yet?

Under the Bridge one time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:23 pm

Yesterday
Ralphie: Am getting better
And what did you say happen to daddy?
Anita: R u there?
Ralphie: Am here
My network is not too good
Why are u going off again?
And why haven't u answer my question yet?
Anita: I have had 2 work. These new bosses r so not nice and r always watching. ANd what question yet?
Ralphie: Sorry for the stress OK?
I said what's the new about daddy?
Anita: His computer got some sickness he said.
Ralphie: Oh really?
Anita: I received 1 quick email and he said it had 2 go get prepared.
Ralphie: OK
Anita: He said sum1 sent him sumthing and now it's sick all over.
Ralphie: Am sure he is going to fix it soon
U mean he is not fine now?
Anita: He can't fix it.
Ralphie: I mean he will take it to where he will repair it
Anita: Who is not fine? And how r u filling?
I guess. Or buy a new one and throw the old one away. But I don't know if there is a computer store near him.
Ralphie: OK
I hope he get a new one
But his he OK?
Anita: He didn't say. Why wuld he not be? Did he have a dream? Did u go 2 an Oracle Priestess 2 make him not ok?
K. U went away agin.
So, Anita logged off for the day.
Ralph: What???
What kind of stupid question is that?
What kind of foolish and useless question is that?
Are u accusing me of something?
I told u my network is bad, why would u ask that kind if question?
Are u that stupid to ever accuse me
Look I have had enough of this OK!?
Am expecting good news of the money am asking from Daddy and now u are accusing me?
Are u crazy or something?
I can see u are a very imperious person
How can u say a think like that about me !
???
Have u ever heard me saying anything about oracle priest ?
Do u think I go to church places to sick for evil ?
This is total madness
All u do now is come online say a wrong words and leave
Continue OK?
I can see u are not ready to do anything for me to come to u or for me to get my contract done, also for us to get married and u going back to church
All u do is make me get angry right?
This things keep making me to wonder if u truly love me and want me to get out of my troubles and be happy
Today 8:15am
Anita: Huh? I do not understand ur ramblings and gud morning. Has ur fever effect ur thinking my luv?
K. It's like u want 2 get off rite b4 I cum every day.

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:16 pm

Keep in mind, Anita stayed online for about 3 minutes after each of her comments, then logged out for hours…

Ralphie: U must be out of your mind
If are no more interested in chatting with me then quit OK?
Quit
Am getting tired of your ways
U done talk Rubbish and go everyday
U think am joking here?
Do u know what am going through here because of your stupid ways?
I have asked for support from u long ago, up till now nothing has been done
And all u do is mocking me right?
Anita: I can see u only want 2 be mean 2 ur intent wife.
That means u do not luv me and have no respect 4 me. I must return 2 work now as the new bosses have demanded.
Ralphie: Because u don't have any feel and concern for what am going through here
U are the one who don't have any love for me
January is coming to end now and yet nothing has been done for my situation
U remember u did promise after my audition I will get all the money I spent
Anita: I have nothing but fill and concern 4 u and it is why I ask of u every day but u do not want 2 be here when u know I will be available so that is ok cuz it means u do not want 2 chart me.
I have 2 go 2 work now.
Ralphie: And that's the reason I went and start borrowing money, hoping I could pay back quick
And now I have to suffer like this
Anita: K. U went and borrowed more money?
Ralphie: So u mean u don't know anything I have done?
Or u don't remember anything that am going through or anything about my audition time?
Anita: Gud morning my intent. R u here and what r u talking abut?
Ralphie: Good morning
Anita: Plz chart quick cuz they will be here soon and what r u talking about and did u take more loans as u said?

But, he didn’t want to respond. Laughing

Ralphie also sent Anita a FB request to meet him on Badoo. I’m sure that will be fine as she is now, officially, a member there.

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