A Fowl For Love - Wooed, Screwed, and Tattooed (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

congratulations to the sandtimer, and to another interesting song, that actually sounds like he has some skills... Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:34 am

Do you think he deserves to have a fan club?

After all, he may have become a gay icon!

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

I still don't get how, in his mind, he can justify blaming literally EVERYTHING that's gone wrong in his life on poor Anita. I mean...all she has EVER tried to do is help him. But does she get any gratitude? Noooooooo! Not even so much as a friggin carve(yet he STILL has money to make other tracks, do his hair, eat, etc.).
So yeah, this is a long-winded way of me agreeing with the idea that he needs to be made into a worldwide gay icon. Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Totally agree

I think there are some billboards just looking for a new gay advert in his hometown Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:54 pm

Sat 8:42am
Ralph: Hello honey
Am here now, the electricity power is little bit better today
So I can spend some time with u today, am waiting for u ok?
Mon 9:51am
Ralph: Hello honey
Mon 1:04pm
Anita: Gud morning my luv and hw is ur electricity 2day?
Ralph: My love it's fine
Where have u been ?
Anita: At my house my luv.
Where were u?
Ralph: Been here waiting for u
Anita: k. I am here. I told u I am only going in 4 an hour or so why I heel, my luv.
And have u eating?
Ralph: Ok
Yes I have eating
What about u?
Anita: I had sum broth my luv.
Ralph: What's broth ?
Anita: Hmmm...how do I explain it. The drippings from cooking.
With water.
Like if u cook a bone and vegetables in water. That liquid. What do u call it there my luv?
Ralph: I don't get it right
I don't know that honey
Because I have never cook it before
Anita: Oh. How do u make ur soups there? Or gravy?
My luv, do u have ur electric?
My luv, why did u go away? Have I dun sumthing 2 offend u? Do u no longer luv me?
Ralph: Am here
And I do love u
What is it u have to offer me ?
Are u still there ?
Anita: What do u mean offer u, my intent? I have all of my luv and all that I am, body and soul.
Ralph: Is that the I dun sumthing u have 2 offend me?
Anita: My luv, I can't read that and I need 2 leave soon.
Ralph: It's ik
Anita: Is ur phone broken my luv or has sumthing happened 2 u?
Ralph: And why did u ask if I still longer love u?
My phone is ok, my battery is always running down
Anita: U went away and didn't tell me ur battery was running down. I guess u must talk on ur phone alots when I'm not around.
Ralph: I was about telling me before it went off
Was that the reason u asked if I still love u?
Anita: Yes cuz I thot u just didn't want 2 chart with me. Now I have 2 go home tho, luv.
Ralph: Why do u want to leave now ?
Come on let's chart a little while before u go home
Anita: My luv, I hurt, but I can stay 20 minutes 4 u, cuz I luv u so much.
Ralph: Ok
I love u too ok?
So tell me what your plans now ?
Anita: Plans 4 what my luv?
Ralph: Like your work
U said u want to quit your job with Hitlanta, so have u changed your mind back ?
Anita: I don't know my luv.
It's not the same without u here and all the troubles and the Boss being disappeared from here.
Ralph: Tell me now and let's talk about it
Anita: Tell u what and lets talk about what my luv?
Ralph: Tell me if u still want to quit your job
Anita: My luv I thot u wanted 2 talk.
Ralph: Yes am here
Anita: Hello? Did u lose electric 4 ur battery.
Ok, yes, I think I want 2 quit. Why wuld I want 2 stay my luv?
Ralph: How would I know ?
U were the one who said u want to quit
So tell me your reason why u want to quit ?
Anita: K
It's not the same without u here and all the troubles and the Boss being disappeared from here.
Ralph: Ok
But u did not do all u can to make me be there quick, all u were doing is quarrel and causing me more trouble.
I would have been there by now if u have not giving me so much trouble.
Anita: As u say my luv.
Ralph: So let me ask u, if u quit, how do we be communicating? And how would I be able to get my contract and get paid and come over to meet u.
???
Anita: I wuld wait 4 Darla and the Boss 2 get u here.
Ralph: So who will now be controlling my files at the office?
Anita: Whoever replaces me I wuld think my luv.
That wuld be up 2 The Boss.
Ralph: I can see u don't want me to get this contract
Because if u do, u will not think of quoting and leave my contract to someone else
Anita: My luv, u have said I have dun nothing but create problems 4 ur contract.
And my intented, I am sure Darla and The Boss will oversee the new person.
Ralph: Yes u did something and together with trouble
Now can stop that thinking of yours.
If u quit how would u and I be communicating ?
Anita: As u say, my luv. I think.
I will write u letters my luv.
And u can write me back 2. Every day!
Like old timey romantic lovers.
Ralph: Honey will u come back to job and don't quit ?
Anita: Is that ur desire my luv?
Ralph: Yes of course
Why would I want u to quit ?
Anita: Then it must be that way.
Ralph: And why would I want u to stop communicating with me?
And you promise to put more effect on what I deserve to get from the office ?
Anita: I wuld never do that my luv. It's why I wuld write u every day and spray 1 spritz of my parfum on each letter just 4 u 2 smell when it arrived.
I promise 2 make sure u get exactly what u deserve as that is ur wish and desire and so it must be.
Ralph: So this means u are going to do your best and make me have the contract ?
Good
I love u so much and I will try and believe and trust you for your words.
Anita: As u desire, my intent.
Ralph: So you also promise not to be quarreling with me again?
Anita: I shuld never be arguing with my luv.
Ralph: Wow
That's nice to hear from u
So u also promise to be this nice way as u are now forever and in our marriage life ?
Anita: I live 2 make u happy.
It must be as u say.
Ralph: Honey that's a nice word from u
Wow
U are becoming the kind of wife I ever wanted for life
Finally,, my luv.
And I can see you have changed for good right
Anita: It wuld not do 4 u 2 marry sum1 u didn't wanted.
Ralph: If u be like this honey, we won't have been having problem with each other and still be un married
Anita: As u say, it is, my luv.
Ralph: By now u and I would have been together and live as husband and wife
Because when we have one mind and don't argue, fight with each other, then we will always plan we'll and achieve our plans.
Anita: U r the honey mustard 2 my chicken wings, my luv.
Ralph: And u are my world
Am sure am going to always be happy with u in this new behavior from u
Anita: Then it is as u say, my luv.
Ralph: This is so sweet of u my love
Anita: It is my duty.
Ralph: Honey I have almost thought of Quitting this relationship because of your former character, and with the way u are now, I can't think of quitting
Because this is the kind of wife I have ever dream of having
So u are my world now
My sweet angel
Anita: Be free with ur loves, because how u say is how it is.
Ralph: I will continue increasing my love for u if u continue this way
And am sure things would be more better from now
Anita: My luv, I cannot luv u anymore.
I am full of it.
All 4 u.
Ralph: Wow
I will have to love u more as u do for now my love
Because u deserve a good man like me in your lifetime
Because all I have ever wanted is to see you happy for life
I can't wait to be with u and kissed all over your body
Make u my wife and start making sweet love to u every time u need it
And also make u feel like a woman when ever I have sex with u
Anita: I will need it as u say. So u have said, so it must be.
Ralph: Wow
I love u baby ?
Anita: I have no questions or doubts about that my luv.
Ralph: Yea
It's true so u don't have to doubt it ok?
Now am going to enjoy this relationship now that my baby had change for good
Anita: I can never doubt sumthing u tell me, my luv.
Ralph: And I promise to always tell u the right thing
So have u fully resume work ?
Anita: No, my luv. That wuld be next week earliest cuz of my illness.
Ralph: Ok
It's ok that way
Anita: May I have permission 2 go home now my intent?
Ralph: Alright honey
Take good care of your self for me ok?
I love u so much my world
And keep to your promise to always be good like this to me always
And make sure u take your drugs and get well totally for me and be strong
Because u are my true love and my life time partner.
Love u baby and kiss all over your chick
Anita: And kisses 4 ur chick 2, if that is ur wishes.
Ralph: Yes my baby
Tue 9:30am
Ralph: Honey are u there ?
Tue 2:18pm
Anita: Yes, my luv and how was ur nite and have u eating?
Tue 4:03pm
Ralph: Am fine and u?
Wednesday 9:05am
Anita: Am fine and r u ok cuz u were not here and have u eating and have electectricity?
Ralph: Yes honey am ok
And I have eating
And my electricity is better today
How is your body now my love ?
Anita: It is still sore my luv.
My luv, u went away again?
Ralph: No am here honey
Anita: Oh. Do u not want 2 chat with me 4 the 1 hour I am here?
Ralph: Am watching my cloths and same time charting with u honey
Anita: Oh. What r they doing?
Ralph: No am doing laundering on my cloths
But I will be chatting with u also ok?
Anita: K. But u do not need my permission. U r the husband, my luv.
Ralph: And u will have to make your time more than 1hour so we can have good chart together
Anita: As u desire my luv.
Ralph: Thank you my baby for being the best woman I have ever seen now
Anita: It is as u desrve.
What did u want 2 have gud chart about?
Ralph: Like playing with u and make u more happy just as u are making happy now these days
Don't u like that ?
Anita: What do u mean play? If u want me 2 like it, then it shall be as u wish.
Ralph: Honey play as in u and I taking nice things and having a lovely chart
Anita: Oh. Then u shuld have just wroted that my luv. Remember I am just a simple gurl and u have 2 explain things 2 me sumtimes.
Ralph: Ok
Now all I want us to talk about now is our relationship
Anita: K
Ralph: How can we make it grow more better than this
Anita: Plz tell me from ur experience my luv.
Ralph: And how can u and I be together , not this distance
Anita: K
Ralph: The way it could have been better is if I have been able to get my contract done and been paid
Anita: Then I will be able to do all necessary document I need to come over and also have enough money to take care of u
Anita: I'm sorry my intent. I tout we were charting about our future and our relationship.
Ralph: Yes
My job is also part of our future and relationship, don't u think so?
Anita: Of coarse, but I wuld luv u even if u were a raggamuffin, my intent.
Ralph: If I don't have a job, how can I make my relationship comfortable as a man
Honey I know u love me and I love u too
Anita: But u r my stars and sky. My breakfast and dinner. The cloths on my body. Ur my everything.
Ralph: But when there is need to make use of money in a relationship, don't u think a man should have to provide for his wife ?
And u are my world now my love
Anita: So u don't want the dowelry daddy has 4 me?
Ralph: And by the way, why haven't u thought of u and I hearing our voices on the phone
???
Yes ofcouse honey, that's the necessary things I talked about earlier
Anita: My luv, a phone is such a foreign thing 2 me, I never think of it.
Ralph: But I saw u with phone in your picture here on your Facebook photo
How can I be dating u for almost a year now and I haven't hear your voice and see u on video call ?
That's wrong
Anita: My luv, I have borrowed phones 4 the camera. Daddy has let me use his. But, as a woman, I'm forbidding from using them. We have disgust this.
Ralph: Yes we have
But I am your husband to be and there is nothing bad for u taking to me on the phone
And make me see you on the camera.
I need to see my wife.
U have heard my voices on the music and seen me on the video
Anita: As my luv wishes. Can u help me then? Maybe find a place in the bible where it tells me how 2 renounce my beliefs.
Ralph: But I haven't seen u yet
Don't this bothered u to see me ?
Anita: I see u from ur FACE pics, my luv.
And I have my mind.
Can u help me so I can plz u?
Ralph: So u mean if we get married , we cannot call me or I can't call u when am out of the house ?
Anita: If u ask me 2 renounce HIM 4 my husband, then I must do that.
R u there my luv?
Ralph: Honey do not put words in my mouth ok?
I cannot interfere in your religion and belief ok?
I don't do that, am only concern about us and my relationship
Honey where are u?
Anita: I went potty.
Ralph: Ok
So my love am not going against your religion ok?
But now I am also concern with my ways
I need to see my wife and get this relationship more serious now that u have been a good wife to me
Anita: I must do as u wish, my husband. U know this.
Ralph: Yes my baby
I love you so much and want to hear from u
So what abut your phone daddy bought for u?
Anita: But I must leave soon, my luv. I am over my 1 hour time here.
U bought me a phone?
My luv, I can see u want ur time 2 watch ur cloths. I must go now and I luv u and miss u as always.
Ralph: Don't go yet honey
I am asking u of the phone you said daddy bought for u?
Anita: He never bought me 1.
Ralph: So where is the phone I saw you with in your pics ?
Anita: Why wuld he ever go against his religion? Buy a phone 4 a gurl? That wuld mortisize him.
His phone? It's with him at sea with his work.
Ralph: Ok I thought you said he bought it for u
Now I understand ok?
Anita: Oh he wuld never do that, even if I begged him.
Ralph: So how can u be able to call me later in the day?
I want to hear your voice
I have stop watching my cloths now so I can chart better with u
Stay for a while for me ok?
Anita: My luv, I have 2 be aware of the bus schedule.
If I miss my luv, it will be horrible.
Ralph: Ok answer me before u leave
Will u call me later in the day ?
Anita: How do u suggest I do this? I have no phone and my religion says a gurl cannot use 1. So, can u help me 4sake my religion 4 u, my luv?
Ralph: This means I would never hear your voice until I meet u?
Anita: Well, shouldn't it be that way, my luv?
Like in the bible?
Ralph: Ok
This means this issue is at your wish honey
Anita: Plz explain my luv.
Ralph: I wanted to hear your voice and you have refused, so this means it's your wish
Ok let's forget this issue for now ok?
Anita: I have not refused, my luv. I asked u 2 help me. Where can I get a phone and how do I 4sake my Daddy's wish and get out of my church. Do u know the bible passages I need?
Plz find those 4 2morrow, my luv. I must go now.
Plz give me permission.
Ralph: It's ok honey
I will wait until I see u
But u know how painful it is for me not hearing the voice of my wife
Anita: I do not, my luv, but I must belief it coarses pain and I never want u 2 hurt any less.
Ralph: And beside I don't have the chance to chart with u when u are at home
I should have know how u doing at home and when u sleep.
Anita: K. As u wish.
Ralph: I should have been the one waking you up and make u happy in the morning
Honey communication matters allot in a relationship, don't u know that?
Anita: I do now, my luv. Cuz it is as u say. May I have permission now, my luv? I can just make the bus.
My luv? R u there?
Ralph: Yes am here honey
Anita: Plz.
Ralph: Ok honey u can go now
Anita: May I have ur permision 2 go.
Thank u! I luv u and eat well and everything!
Ralph: Please take care of your sweet self for me my love
I love u too my angel
I wish to be with u soon and make you my wife.

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

Quote:

Anita: I am full of it.

I lol'd!

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 May 2010 Posts: 83

I feel quite mortified to be posting this and will probably regret it.....but I actually thought that YouTube video posted of that song "Anita" was kinda pretty (the one with the pencil drawing of the female with long hair showing on the screen).

I'm an old lady and don't know much about that kind of music...and I do realize there were some special effects used that made his voice have this kind of techno-warble type of sound...but I thought that the actual tune and what words I could understand of "Anita" were pretty and I enjoyed listening to it. And I didn't fast-forward at all and enjoyed listening to all of it. Does that mean I have terrible taste in music....or perhaps I need a hearing-aide?

Aside from that, I want to add that it literally stuns me that you guys have kept this guy hooked for this long. Having followed this site and several other anti-scam sites for over ten years, I have a pretty good idea of just how amazing this is. Congratulations.

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:01 am

^He does have talent but he also tries to scam people sadly. and Thank you!

The Wheels in Ralph's Head go Round and Round....

Quote:

Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing ?
Darla: Am good. Where ya been Hunny?
Daddy: My phone battery has been low
Darla:Oh
Daddy: I just charged it
But a little
So how are u doing today ?
Darla: Mr. Jizzler called me last night and he was ever so happy with your new song
Back in a few minutes
Daddy: That's nice
Am happy to know that
Ok
LATERER
Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing ?
Darla: Am good. How are you??
Daddy: Am fine
Darla: ok
Daddy: So you said the Boss has listing to the song right ?
Darla: Yess
And I think he wants to call or chart with you in the next couple of days
Daddy: And he loved it right ?
Ok
He didn't tell u when ?
Darla: No he didn’t Hunny
Daddy: Ok i will be waiting
Please let me know on time when he is ready to call and chart so I can make sure my phone is fully charged ok?
Darla: ok if he tells me
Daddy: alright dear
Something I like about u is this, u are always giving me good news that makes me always happy
MORE LATERER
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: Am here
What are u doing ?
Darla: Am just getting ready to go out for dinner
Daddy: Nice
Hope u gonna have a nice Dinner
Darla: Aww thanks you Sweaty!
Daddy: U are welcome my love
Darla: The greasy Canadian man is taking me to a place where Grouchos dress up like Marxists
Daddy: Ok
Take care of your self ok?
Have a nice outing with him
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Hiya
HOURS LATER
Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing ?
Darla: am more better now but was having belly aches, headaches and for a while couldn’t pronounce words with the letter ‘H’ in them
Daddy: Really ?
And u didn't tell me on time
Since when ?
Darla: Tell you the time?
Daddy: I mean u did not tell me quick
So since when did that happen ?
Darla: Oh
I woke up feeling poorly like with both ends burning poorly if you understand my meaning?
Daddy: Yea
That means it started this morning
Sorry about that ok?
Can u call me now so I can tell u more sorry on phone, and make u feel more better
Darla: My throat feels like it was pounded by a Piles driver or something so I had best no speak
How are you Hunny?
Daddy: Ok
Am fine
But worried about u now
Darla: aww
Daddy: U know I care so much
Darla:ok
Daddy: Did u take drugs ?
Darla: Just some marijuana and a few hits of something my friend calls Peruvian marching powder. Why?
Daddy: Because I want to be sure you will be completely ok
Darla: ok
Daddy: Are you running body temperature ?
Darla: Well people do tell me I'm HOT
Daddy: Thad means you have fever
Please try and take some rest ok?
And be ok for me
SUNDAY I THINK
Daddy: Hiya
How is your body now ?
Talk to me, am worried about u
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u my baby ?
Darla: Am ok. How are you Hunny?
Daddy: Am fine but worried about u
Is the fever gone now ?
Darla: Carleeto said he was going to give me a rectal thermometer to make sure but I don’t know what he means
Daddy: U should have ask him what it means
Is it something to make u feel more better
Darla:ok
Daddy: Are u alone ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Are u feeling more better now my angel ?
Darla: am ok I think
Daddy: Thank God for that
Do not sick ok?
Darla: ok
Daddy: Have u heard from the Boss ?
Darla: am been sleeping for days now
Daddy: Sorry about that ok?
Am happy u are feeling more better now
Darla: thanks you. Charting with you my sweaty has made me more better
Daddy: Am happy to hear that my angel
Please be fine for me ok?
U know I care so much about u
Would be able to call me now so I can hear your voice and make u feel more better ?
Darla: My throat still feels like it has been has been cross checked by piles of Canadians so I had better not
Daddy: Sorry about that ok?
Am not there yet to take good care of u at time like this
I will never have seen u sick, because I will do all I can to make u feel more better
Darla: Awww
Daddy: Please call me now so I can hear your voice before I sleep
Even if it's doesn't sound too nice
U know I love hearing your voice
Hiya , am wAiting for your call ok
Darla: Hunny Carleeto is here to give me my rectal exam butt I’ll try to stay on line ok?
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Ok
I slept off
So how are u now ?
Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing now ?
Darla: Am ok. How are you Hunny?
Daddy: Am fine but worried about u
Are u feeling more better now ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: That makes me more happy
I miss you allot
Darla: Awww
Daddy: Where are u now ?
Darla: Am in my room but just going out to lunch
Daddy: Ok
Go and have a nice lunch ok?
And enjoy your self
And please do not sick again ok?
Darla: ok
Daddy: Chart later when u finish you lunch
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing ?
Darla: Am good. How are you?
Daddy: Am fine
I wonder the Boss hasn't called yet as he promise
Darla: He hasn’t me in a few days either.
Daddy: U mean he hasn't called u in few days now ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Ok
But I hope he is ok
Darla: Now am getting worried
Daddy: Me also
I have been so close to my phone expecting is call and chart
Darla: ok
Daddy: So what are u doing now ?
Darla: Am sunbathing nude on my balcony
Whatcha doing Hunny?
Daddy: Am not doing anything
Just finish eating and charting with u
Darla: ok
Daddy: Yea
I miss u
Darla: You really should save those nicest words for your Wife
Daddy: Why did u say that ?
Is it wrong for me to miss u and say it to u
?
Darla: Its just that I don ‘t think she’d like you saying those sweat words to me
Daddy: I do what I want
I say what ever I like to say to who ever appreciate and deserve it
I deserve my sweet words ok?
PAUSE
I mean u deserve my sweet words
Darla: Oh. HAHAHAHA
Hang on there is a knock at the door
Daddy: ok
ANOTHER DAY
Daddy: Are u there ?
Darla: Am here Hunny
Daddy: Ok
How are u doing ?
Darla: Am just waking up
Daddy: Ok
How was your night ?
Darla: I had piles of fun
Daddy: Really ?
Darla:Yess
Daddy: That's nice
So what are u going to eat today ?
Darla: Soon I am eating buffet breakfast I am
Daddy: Ok
I guess u going to enjoy your meal right ?
Darla: It will be ever so yummy
Daddy: Nice
Haven't u heard from the Boss yet?
Darla: No and worried I am
Daddy: I wonder what's going on ?
Darla: I hope he is ok
Daddy: Yea, am always praying for him and u also
Am still waiting for his call
Darla: ok
Daddy: Are u sure if the Boss has finish preparing to come ?
Darla: I dunno.
He was making arrangements for my travel last I heard
Daddy: U mean for u traveling to my country ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: That will be nice
And u don't know when u guys are coming yet ?
Darla: No
Daddy: Ok
I pray it's going to be this month
So I can see u guys soon
Darla: That would be ever so special
Daddy: Yea
It will be so exiting seeing you and the Boss here .
Darla: Oooh I should buy new cloths so I look more prettier for you
Daddy: Yes that will be nice
LATER
Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How is your day going ?
Darla: It has been fun. How is yours Hunny?
Daddy: Mine was fine also
Am happy to know u had fun
Did u had drinks?
Darla: Yess
HE TRIED CALLING A FEW TIMES
I can’t answer those
Daddy: It's was a mistake
So did u get your self drunk ?
Darla: Heheeh just a little bitsy. Why Hunny?
Daddy: Because I do not like y getting drunk
But drink wisely
Darla: Aww you aren’t been funnly
Daddy: Am I ?
U know I care so much about u?
Look when u come then u will know how much I care about u.
Darla: ok
Daddy: Yea baby
Am gonna sleep now Darla
We chart tomorrow ok?
Take good care of your self for me ok?
Sweet dreams and good night
Darla: Bye Bye. Am going dancing with that Greasy Canadian
Daddy: Ok, have fun, bye bye

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:56 pm

Ugh. Every time I finish reading one of Daddy's charts, I get this overwhelming urge to take a hot bath and scrub myself clean -
with bleach Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ It's Darla's antics that make me want to start running for the bleach bath. Lolol

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 62

This bait is amazing, very good work so far

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:24 pm

I've been a bit delinquent in posting lately but this short chat and photo really made my day:

Quote:

Daddy: Hiya
How are u doing today ?
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing today my angel ?
Darla: Am feeling much more better thanks you.
How are you?
Daddy: Am fine also
And am so happy u are ok now
Darla: Whatcha been doing Hunny?
Daddy: Been looking for another place to stay
There has been fighting here with bad boys and my life is in danger here .
Darla: wwhat???
Daddy: They came and fault with us last night and even got me injury on my heard
Darla: Hunny??? Are you ok???
Daddy: I should have been in a better area but no money to get an apartment
Darla: Why did they attack you???
FUNNY PICTURE
Daddy: I did nothing to them
They came to fight some guys in the new area am living, and she. They saw me they started attacking me and some other guys in the compound
Darla: Oh you poor special man
Daddy: And I have no where to go from here, because every movement here demands money
When is the Boss coming?
Please tell me, so I can be able to leave this life am leaving for the past months now .
Am getting some how tired and confused here .
Darla: He sent me a brief message just saying he would call me later.
Back in a few minutes
Daddy: Ok
Am happy to know he sent u a message

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:32 pm

Oh man.... Loan sharks coming to collect. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:21 am

That's some shine on that forehead. Too bad even a lad would balk at a facial tattoo because that's some prime real estate right there.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:00 am

Hey, I think there's a song in this!

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:09 pm

It's been a bit...There is one point in here where Ralphie replies, and, well, it just warmed that little chunk of coal in my heart. It was the pinnacle of my baiting career, I believe. Laughing

Sorry for the wall of exchanges.

Last Friday 11:01am
Anita: I missed u so and I am gud my luv. What were u busy with yesterday morning?
Ralphie: I was busy trying to look for a studio to be working
I have gotten any yet
Anita: So u can make our carve? That is gud, my luv!
Ralphie: Am still out with a friend now going to look for a studio
Anita: Oh. So this is a bad time 2 chart?
Ralphie: I haven't found a studio yet
No honey will be chatting with u while am making moves ok?
So how is your body now ?
Anita: I guess it's slowly better, but still sore.
How is urs?
Ralphie: Sorry about that my love
Am fine
Anita: Gud, my luv. I worries about u sumtimes.
Ralphie: Really ?
Anita: Of coarse.
Ralphie: Am happy to know that
I thought u don't care about me sometimes
Anita: I must always care about u my luv.
Ralphie: But u just started caring now that u are becoming a good wife
Before you don't use to care about me and what am going through here
Anita: If that is what u say, then it must be true, my luv.
Ralphie: Yes honey
But now I can see u are becoming a sweet girl
And this means am going to keep on loving u and loving u more and more and more
Anita: I luv that my luv
Where did u go my love ?
I have been here my luv. Waiting on ur reply.
R u there?
Hello?
Ralphie: Am here honey
Anita: I thought u went away
Ralphie: Look honey u are now a sweet girl
U have changed totally and its keeps me joy
Anita: I do my best 2 do as u wish, my intent.
Ralphie: So what's the update about my project there in the office ?
Anita: I do not know my luv. I am not back 2 work yet. I just come in 2 use the computer since I am on medical sick leave still.
Maybe Darla will know if u ask her, my luv.
With the boss missing tho, and bear bonds gone, 2, I know peeps didn't know what to do b4.
Where did u go my luv?
Ralphie: Am here honey
I saw your message and I understand
So u mean u will be resuming by next week
Anita: I hope so.
K my luv, I must go now. I'm sorry we culd not chart. I luv and miss u so much.
Ralphie: Honey am here
Love u baby
Take good care of your self for me ok?
Sat 8:13am
Ralph: Hello honey, how are u doing today ?
Mon 8:34am
Ralph: Hello honey, u are not online yet ?
Mon 11:50am
Ralph: Honey am worried about u, please try and write me back ok?
I love u so much and I miss you always.
Mon 1:35pm
Anita: Hello, my intent. I am here now and how r u?
R u there?
Oh, my luv, I miss us so much.
Mon 3:19pm
Ralph: I thought you won't be online today so I went off
I miss u too my angel
Are u still here ?
Tue 8:53am
Ralph: Hello honey
I am waiting for u so we can chart
I missed u so much my love
Anita: Gud morning my luv. I am here. What were u doing yesterday?
R u not going 2 be here my luv?
K, my luv. I must go now. I relly relly wish u were around these days but I guess u have betterer things 2 do.
Ralphie: Am here now honey
Why did u not wait for some while honey
Tue 2:16pm
Anita: My luv, I am just returning 2 work and am ever so busy catching up. I am sorry. I thot u wuld be here.
Ralphie: Am here
Anita: Ok. I have just a few minutes.
Ralphie: But my battery will soon go off
Ok let's talk before u go
Did u resume work today ?
Anita: A bit, yes.
I have been trying 2 catch up just on emails and company news. The Boss is still missing, u know.
Ralphie: Am happy to know u are back and stronger now
About the Boss, I do not know anything of him missing
Anita: I am still quite wick.
Ralphie: But it been a while I heard from him.
Anita: I told u long ago he was missing.
And no one had heard from him. It was even b4 the Bare Bonds with ur name showed up.
Ralphie: U said something about it long ago
U know am here and far, and I don't know how come my name with a bear bond.
If it's means good, then no problem about that.
Anita: Hear and far? What is that or where, my luv?
Ralphie: I said am here in my country, and far from the office there
So what ever goes on there I can't know here, until some tells me, which is u
But u have been in the hospital for long and that's has been giving me so much worries because I don't want anything to happen to u
Anita: If u say that is what u said, then it is so.
And as u wish, I am telling u The Boss is messing.
And it u shuld never worry for me cuz it is bad 4 ur health and gives u aches in ur heads.
Ralphie: I have told u I receive message from the boss long ago
He is ok
But am wondering u still taking about missing
Well let's keep praying for him ok?
So what now honey ?
Anita: Where IS he my luv?
Ralphie: How would I know honey?
Anita: Cuz ur the only 1 who has heard from him, it seems.
Ralphie: He only sent me a message and talk nicely like ever
I don't even know where u are now .
Anita: In my office, my luv. Where else wuld I be?
Ralphie: How would I know?
We only chart online, invisibly and I don't know where exactly the office is, I haven't seen u face to face, been close to u, touch and hugged u.
Anita: My luv, have I angered u? I am sorry if I have. It is my fault and I must do better. 4 U.
Ralphie: I love my angel
What's our next plan now ?
And please go home and think about it ok?
Anita: Whatever u tell me it is, my luv.
Ralphie: So by tomorrow we shall discuss more better like one
Anita: What wuld u like me 2 think about my intent?
Ralphie: My phone will soon go off, and I don't want that to happen without saying good bye
And sweet dreams to u my sweet angel
How can we make thing work for us
How can we succeed in every plans we had
Anita: Oh. I wish u wuld have charged it since u knew I wuld be here. That's ok.
We can do the needful my luv, then we can have nothing but success. I have thout on it, and that is what must be dun.
Ralphie: To get my contract done and successful, to get u back to the church, to get married, to be together now and forever and to be successful in life, also to have our own kids .
Ok baby
Am sorry I did charge it but I thought u have gone home, so I was using it to chart with someone who is searching for a studio for me here
Anita: Yes. So we must do the needful, my luv. I agree. Laughing

Ralphie: So let's continue tomorrow my love
Oh. U didn't just phone them?
I thout that's what guys did. They called on the phone. Ok. I luv u and I miss us so.
Wed 7:53am
Ralph: Honey I just put on my phone now
And am waiting for u ok?
Wed 8:57am
[/color]Anita: What did u put it on, my luv?
Ralphie: My phone honey
Anita: U put ur phone on ur phone? I don't understand.
Ralphie: Honey my phone went off because of low battery since yesterday I was chatting with u
I said i just put it on
Do u understand now ?
Anita: Yes, I knew that. But what did u put ur phone on? U said u put on ur phone.
What did u put ur phone on? I don't understand my luv.
Ralphie: Read it proper honey
I said I just put on my phone
It has been off since yesterday honey
My phone has been off since yesterday, I just put it on now that I have been able to charge the battery.
Anita: I guess I just don't understand cuz I keep reading and reading and scrolling up and reading again and u have never said what u put it on, but it is as u say, so it must be
Ralphie: It means I just put my phone on
Can't u get it
???
Meaning I just switch on my phone
Anita: Not relly, cuz I still don't know what u put it on. But it is as u say, my luv.
Oh. U turned it on? I wish u wuld have just said it clear like that.
Ralphie: That's how we say it here my love
U can say it any way, switch it on, put it on, and turn it on, anyone will understand clearly here .
So U understand now right ?
Anita: Ok. I guess if I were there, I wuld know that. Since I am here, I don't, but if u say it must be that, then it is my intent.
Ralphie: Yes my love
Anita: K
Ralphie: So how are u doing today ?
Anita: Ok.
And u?
Ralphie: Am fine also
Are u feeling more better now ?
Anita: Not relly.
Ralphie: Where is it in your body that is still paining u my love ?
Anita: My back when I sit and my belly all over. Plus the ache puts my head on.
Ralphie: O my baby, sorry about that ok?
Am not there to take proper care of u
It so painful am here and u were at the hospital I couldn't come
That's because I don't have the money to come
If I had gotten my pay as promised, I would have make my papers and visa to come over and be with u
Anita: Yea
Ralphie: Honey is like u are busy ?
Anita: Like I just got back from being in the hospital 4 a long time my luv?
Ralphie: Ok
Anita: Ok what my luv?
Ralphie: So have u started working now?
Anita: Kinda. I am still going thru old company memos and emails. Applications. All that stuff. It's a lot of reading 2 do, my luv. And it takes time.
Ralphie: Ok
Try and work it out ok?
This means u will be going home at your normal closing time right ?
Anita: What do u mean? Plz speak clear my intent.
I am only working half days this week.
Ralphie: Ok
I was only saying u should try and work hard to get use to the company system again as before
Anita: Ok. I am trying my luv, but I keep getting distracting.
Ralphie: Distracting from who?
Am I distracting u?
Anita: Sorry my luv. I had 2 go thru a complicated application.
R u there?
K. I thout u charged ur phone is what u said, but I guess u did not. I luv u so much my luv! 2 b ad u never stay online very much.
Ralphie: Honey am here
I have to charge my phone for a while again
Are u still at the office or gone home ?
U should have waited to say good bye before u go home
Thu 8:52am
Anita: My luv, I have 2 leave base on the buses.
And gud morning 2 u.
K. I guess u decided not 2 charge ur phone again my luv.
Ralphie: honey i cannot decide not to charge my phone ok? the electricity power is bad here my love, now i have to put my sim in a smaller phone, so my respond will be slower, when write u will have to wait for a while for my respond ok? so how are u doing today my love.
Am the electricity just came up now
So let's chart better now before it goes off again ok?
Anita: Are u there my love ?
Ralphie: Honey am here now that my phone is charging.
Anita: My luv, why did u get a smaller phone? How small is it? Does it fit better in ur pocket? And how was ur sleep? Have u eating? I have missed u so and I pray u get better electricity 4 ur charging.
Ralphie: Honey am fine and u?
I missed u more and there is still no better electricity here
Anita: I am so very much better now cuz ur here and work has been so busy and so many problems and I slipped in the stairs yesterday and hurted my ankle and bumped my bum bum. It hurt my belly from it 2.
Ralphie: But never worried ok, if this phone goes off I will surely change it to the smaller one, but slow in browsing
Anita: What r u browning my luv?
Ralphie: What ?
Sorry about that ok?
Please my love you should always be careful with the stair ok ?
Anita: I tried. I'm sorry my luv. I will do my best 2 not do it again cuz I can never disappoint u.
Ralphie: Thank u my baby
Anita: I had a horrible dream about u, tho. Like it was in the movie and u were fighting the bad mens.
Ralphie: I love u so much
Anita: And I luv u more!
Ralphie: What???
Did u ?
And there was a fight in the area last two night
Anita: Yes my luv, and I didn't like it, cuz u were losing for some time, b4 u finally made ur comeuppance.
Ralphie: One of the guy I took borrowed money from to produce the sound track of the movie FELCHER, he sent some guys to beat me up.
Anita: WHAT!?!! Ur kidding me, my luv. Plz tell me this isn't true.
U beat them up, tho, didn't u!
Ralphie: It is honey
And I got injured on my head
Anita: Oh no. Tell me everything and sorry about that ok, cuz that's not right!
Ralphie: They beat me up, and friends in the area also chased them
It was one of the guy that later told one of the guys in this area who sent them
This Morning they now told me, and someone also now have me the money to go and pay back, and I went there this morning to pay him back his money
And I was advice to try and pay the other money I have borrowed here
So they don't come after me, and I also have allot of money to pay back at home
Anita: Oh, that is gud news so u have paid the money back! I am so happy, my luv!
My luv, did u beating them up?
Shuld I go, my luv?
Ralphie: honey they were about five guys together, how can i beat five people, we just fault with them together with some good guys in the area, and some of the guys who came also got beating too.
Anita: Gud, my luv. I knew u were my hero. I hope they didn't border ur handsomeness.
Ralphie: honey dont talk like that, i am here now, but will be slow in replying u ok?
Anita: I am sorry 2 have offended.
Ralphie: i got little injury on my head, but am getting better now.
Anita: Oh no! Where and I'm sorry 4 that, ok?
Ralphie: ok my love, and am not suppose to be offended by you in a little things now that u are being the best woman i have always prayed for to have as a wife, now that u have changed for good, this is giving me serious joy, if u had been like this from the start, this would have been better now for us, u and i would have been together by now and also married by now, i love u more now that u are behaving so sweet.
Anita: My luv, can u send a pic of it and with u smiling so I can pray on it and know ur ok?
Ralphie: this phone is a small phone and cant snap honey
Anita: Ok. My intent. I just hope it doesn't mean they scared ur beauty. I will pray 4 u when I pray The Boss finds his way 2 heaven.
Ralphie: woooo, how do u mean the Boss find his way to heaven?
Anita: I don't know my luv, but without hearing from him all this time, don't u think he's...well, u know. I know he culd never go 2 the HOT place.
Ralphie: the Boss is ok where ever he is, just keep praying for him like am doing ok? so that everything will get normal as before in the office.
Anita: How do u know this 4 sure my luv?
Ralphie: please stop repeating words, we have talked about this before, i told u he is fine and long i have heard from him, all we need to be doing for him is prayer.
Anita: Sorry about that my intent. It is as u desire. Plz let me know how I shuld be punished.
Ralphie: honey sorry is ok here, u dont need to be punish, we dont do things that way here ok? i love u so much my baby girl.
Anita: As ur wife, u must decide on the purnishment.
Hello? R u thinking on it?
Ralphie: no honey, we dont purnish wife in my church, we only learn to forgive her when she made mistakes and she rehalse and say sorry just has u have done, and then show her love, and make her happy, if am there with u and u have said sorry, i would have embraces u and kiss u, look at u in the eyes and say how much i love u.
Anita: I wuld fill better if u purnished me.
Ralphie: no u cant feel more better for being purnished ok? start changin that thought of yours, when u say sorry and mean it, i should forgive u and make u more happier than ever, because God forgives us when we say sorry to him, honey with this our relationship will be going so smooth and easy, we should always learn to forgive each other easily so we can have a better home in the future.
Anita: Sorry, my intented!
Ralphie: apology accepted my sweert wife, so do u like it the way i said it? no much stress if u offend me and say sorry, also with me, if i offend u and say sorry, jusyt accept and lets move forward and be happy, dont u like it that way?
Anita: U can never offend me my luv. As a husband, it is impossible 4 u.
Ralphie: honey no one is perfect ok? i can make mistake sometimes and say sorry my love, so u just have to accept and say its ok, just i have done, this is how a hone gets more better and going smooth and make marriage works better, do u understand my love?
Anita: It is as u say, my luv.
Ralphie: thats my baby, i love u so much honey.
Anita: And I u, my intent.
Ralphie: so honey, tell me who advice u to be so good to me?
Anita: U did, my luv.
Ralphie: really honey? but i have always wanted u to be like this ever from the start, but u refuse to be nice like this until now, so i wonder.
Anita: What is it u wonder my luv?
Ralphie: i wonder u have yield to my advice now, and am so happy with it.
Anita: It is as u say, my luv.
Ralphie: so tell me sweet words.
Anita: What do u mean, my luv?
Teach me.
Ralphie: i mean nice words to make me more happy, thing u feel u would always love to hear from your husband, like this, u are a sweet woman.
Anita: Ok. Let me try. Ur a sweet husband.
Ralphie: wow, and u are my bestest loving wife honey, your beauty is ever green, i will always love kissing u and making sweet love to u when we get married.
Anita: WOW! U are the bestest treating me so much more betterer than I deserve. I will always do as a wife must and as u say and make u happy in all things. And cook and clean as u direct and raise ur children 2 do as u say.
Ralphie: this makes u the best wife anyone cold ever have, am happy now that u are my wife for life

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:51 pm

This is the first bait I can recall where a lad gave a detailed account of his own ass kicking that happened as a direct result of his being baited along with pictorial evidence. Masterful baiting!

bow_down

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:43 pm

Fantastic baiting!! Very Happy

He is so damn despicable.

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

Great skills, loved this update!
you should get him on the X Factor, he hs the whole sob story to go with it.

Ask him for a song about being ass kicked
" The beat down" or "I took a beating for Jizz"

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:39 am

Ralphie has been rather Charty as of late:

Quote:

Daddy: Hiya
Darla: Hiya
How is your injury Hunny?
Daddy: The injury is healing fast
We get to find out who sent those boys
It was one of the guy I borrows money from to pay studio sections for the song I did for the movie FELCHER
U know I borrowed money from a guy to pay for the studio section
It was the guy that sent those boy to me
So a guy in this area has giving me the money to go and pay him back his money, and I went there this morning to pay him back
I have settle with him now, and he took me for treatment , so that the injury will go fast
So how are u doing now ?
Darla: Am so worried aboot my sweaty
Daddy: Am ok now my angel
Darla: Aww are you sure???
Daddy: Yes I am
But I just need to leave this place also
So how is your body now
??
Darla: Well I like to think it is sexy
Daddy: Sexy ?
How ?
Darla: But you asked aboot my body didn’t you??? Am I that ugly to you????
Daddy: No u are most beautiful
I wanted to know if the fever is gone completely
Darla: Oh
Am feeling ever so more better Hunny
Daddy: ok am happy for that, my phone battery has gone off, i am using a smaller phone to chart now, so my reply will be a bit slower ok? so what did the Boss say yesterday when he called you?
Darla:Oooh I forgot to tell you Hunny
Mr. Jizzler said he is sending me to Australia before I come to see you in Africa
Daddy: oh really? so does this means he is no longer coming?
Darla: He didn’t say that but just wanted me to see some extra special talent before we arrive plus I’ll be a lot closer to you I think
Daddy: ok. so did u ask him when he is coming to my country? and when u will be starting your journey?
Darla: He said early in the New Year Hunny. Isn’t that ever so exciting???
Daddy: thats ok, i was think u said couple of weeks, meaning this december, well what can i say? am still going to be more patient, am just fuffering here too much.
Darla: Fluffering?
Daddy: whats that?
Darla: I dunno. You said it not me
Isn't Fluffernutter a type of candy bar?
Daddy: ok i see it now, thats a typing error, because am using this small phone, i wanted to say, am suffering here, thought he will come early so i can be more better when he comes and my career will start soon, and also i can see him face to face and be more happy, also i can see u too and be more happy
Darla: Awww I just know he so wants to see you soonest
Daddy: i will be great if i see him, am going to be so greathful to God for making those who has been doupting everything i have been doing since last year to get this contract, they will all know that Mr.Jizzler is a nice man here, and am going to do all my best to make him proud, because the hole of africa will hear about it.
Darla: Yess
Daddy: are u sure by january he will be here?
Darla: I can’t see any reason why not Hunny
Daddy: oh i feel much more better and happy now, this means i will be seeing him sooner, am so happy and strong now, thanks for making me happy today.
Darla: Aww I just loving cheering up my special man
Daddy: and u are my special baby, my angel and my sweet loving girl.
Darla: You are so sweat to me
Daddy: and u are so much sweet to me also, u deserve much care and love from me.
Darla: You mean it??
Daddy: yes i mean it, when u come here then u will know what i can do to make u more happier and feel better
Darla: Mmmm tell me more Hunny
This is turning me on ever so much more
Daddy: call me so i can turn u more on, and make u feel honey for being a sweet girl to me.
Darla: Hunny you know am not sposed to use my work phone too much
Daddy: ok i understand, so try and come here quick ok?
Darla: Yess but please tell more sweatest words ok?
Daddy: u are ever sweet ok?
Darla: Awww but not as ever sweat as you Hunny
Daddy: really?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: thanks my angel
Darla: No thanks you for bean you
Daddy: u are my special girl
Darla: I just got thinking and then got most saddest cause you broke up with me almost a year ago now
Daddy: and i have told u things will get more better, u have never been this nice to me like u are doing now, but never worry ok? things will get much better.
Darla: What do you mean Hunny?
Daddy: i mean ever nice when time comes, and when the Boss come and my contract is finanly signed.
Darla:Oh
Daddy: Just do your best to make things better for me and watch what am going to do to make u never regret anything about me but happy for life.
Darla: Ooh that sounds ever so exciting
Daddy: yes
LATER
Hiya
Darla: Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing this evening ?
Darla: Am gooood Hunny how are u?
Daddy: And fine
Darla: Hunny can I ask you something??
Daddy: The Boss has not yet called me as promise, maybe he is busy.
Darla: My sweats when those bad boys attacked you did you kick their asses?
Daddy: Yes we did
Me and my friends here chased them away
Darla: Oooh how exciting. Tell me more
Daddy: It was after we chased them, then someone in the area now hold on to one of them, and it was that guy who told him that someone sent them to me, because of the money I borrowed from him
So they now gave me the money to go and pay it today
Darla: You are ever so brave
Daddy: I had to make sure I settle the matter so I don't get any more attacked by him
Darla: Butt he was cowardly by not facing you man to man
Daddy: That's true
Am sure he new I have friends here also.
Darla: Your friends are nice to you because its nice to be nice to the nice
Daddy: Yes it is
They are very nice to me
They like me here
Darla: How ever so special
Did the bad boys bonk you with a stick on your head?
Daddy: No
Darla: Phew so just their fists?
Daddy: It was a dragging fight and I got a scratch an object
Darla: I don’t understand Hunny
Daddy: I mean I got scratched by an object with one of the guys
Darla: Oh like a wristwatch or something?
Daddy: No like a block he wanted to use on me, but luckily it just got to me with scratch
Darla: Thanks to the Lord that he made you such a good fighter
Daddy: But I don't like fighting and I don't do trouble in my life
Long ago I had fight
And I don't like it
Because I like even been clean with my body
Darla: Clean?
Daddy: Yes like not having any injury
I always stay out of trouble and focused on my jobs and talent
I like getting more fans and don't have any enemies
Darla: ok
Daddy: Yea
Darla: But in your music video you looked all tough and rugged.
Daddy: Really ?
That's acting, I can ack very well
Darla: You are the most bestest
Daddy: Do u want to see a movie I acted on last year ?
And I also did the shooting and editing
Darla: YESS ever soo much
Daddy: Ok
Please do not broadcast it ok?
LINKY SENT
Go through the that link and watch it then tell me how u see my acting there ?
Darla:ok
Daddy: Did u watch it ?
Darla: You are amazing!
Daddy: What did u see ?
Darla: You shooting people and watching dancing girls and snorting cocaine
Daddy: [/b]Lol
That means u have watched it[/b]
Darla: Yess
Daddy: That movies was long before I met u
And I had to let go of all those crew because I need to be focused with my contract with Hitlanta
Darla:ok
Daddy: Yes
Did u hear the language I spoke there ?
Darla: Was it French?
Daddy: No it's Jamaica
Darla: ok
Daddy: Yea
So am going to do more better in Flecher
Darla: We have a more better budget so it will be the bestest movie ever
Daddy: Yea
Please tell me more about the budget
Darla: Hitlanta has many studios and props and extras and all sorts of money to make the greatest movies
Daddy: Yea , that's the reason why I am so much serous to work with Hitlanta
Because I believe so much on what Mr. Nuzzle can do to make me blow
Darla: Blowing Mr. Nuzzle?
Daddy: Lol
I wanted to say Mr. Jizzler with make me blow
Sometimes my phone charges my typing when I want to press send
Darla: Hahahaa
Daddy: I have to believe because when u told me about your company and I just need to do all I can to get signed
And when u told me how nice Mr. Jizzler is, and the quality of of talent needed in the company, that's why I made that script and the story so professional and international standard.
Darla: He is the nicest man
Daddy: Yea he is
When he called me, I was so happy and I could feel a nicest man taking to me on the phone
Darla: Sometimes I think he is more politer than a Canadian
Daddy: What's politer ?
Darla: Kinda like being more nicer
Daddy: Yea that's true
I can't wait to see him and u also
Darla: Yess
Hunny can you do me a big favor cause am worried aboot you?
Daddy: What's that ?
Darla: Can you snap a nother picture of your head so I know that you are healing properly?
Daddy: It's late already and the guy that snapped the one I sent u is not around
I told u my phone can't snap proper
I will look for him by tomorrow
Darla: Thanks you. It will make me feel ever so much more better
Oooh that Nice Pastor with the Funny name says he wants to take me on a moonlight ride up the Skunk Eye
Daddy: ok dear, good night and sweet dreams, take good care of your self ok?
Darla: Don’t let the bed buggers bite Hunny.
TODAY
Daddy: Hiya
Darla:Hiya
Daddy: How are u doing today?
Darla: Am good are you feeling more better Hunny?
Daddy: Yes
Am getting more brighter
Darla: That makes me ever soo happy Hunny
I still would like to see a picture of you though so I can have peace of mind ok?
Daddy: I haven't seen guy yet with a snapping phone
Darla: ok
Daddy: Yea
What are u doing now ?
Darla: Am relaxing
Daddy: That's nice
Darla: Yess
Daddy: I just can't wait to see u face to face
Darla: Am waiting with baited breath to my sweats
Daddy: Wow
Gonna give u a nice hug and say welcome
Darla: Awww
Daddy: So when will you be going to your Australia ?
Darla: Lupita is making the arrangements for me to fly on Christmas eve
Daddy: That's a nice one
This means u will be coming here to see me soon
Darla: Yess. I had better get my bikini lines waxed so I look good for you
Daddy: Yes that will be nice
But u always look good for me my angel
Well meaning u want to look more good and sweet right ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Thad nice
It's been long u sent me your recent pics
I love seeing it
Please send me a recent pics of yours
Darla: I’ll see if Carleeto can snap one later
Daddy: Ok
Do not forget to do it ok?
Darla: ok
Daddy: Nice
I want to ask some questions
Darla: ok
Daddy: U said hitlanta has so many studios right ?
Darla: Yess
Daddy: Are they in the office At Atlanta ?
Darla: Just some small sound stages as the bigger studios are off site in several buildings. Plus Mr. Jizzler has studios in Las Vegas
He calls it the East/West Connection
Daddy: Wow
That's nice
And who is the sound producer at the studio in Las Vegas ?
Darla: There are quite a few of them but I’ve never met them
Daddy: Ok
That's nice
I can't wait to come over with u guys so I can get some production from the producer there
I need to feel other producers in my songs
Darla: ok
Daddy: Yea
Well I hope u guys get here sooner
Do u love the welcome song I did for Mr. Jizzler much ?
Darla: It is the most bestest and most nicest song Hunny
Daddy: Wow
Nice words from u
So have u been dancing it ?
Darla: Yess cause am want to be in the video if that’s ok?
Daddy: That will be much nice
Because u deserve to be in my side in my videos

The East/West Connection:

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:24 pm

Quote:

the hole of africa will hear about it.

Wait. Does that mean Nigeria IS the "hole of africa"!

BTW, fawnykate's second song title is a WINNER (IMHO)!!!

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oscarpiles wrote:

Daddy: Do u want to see a movie I acted on last year ?
And I also did the shooting and editing
Darla: YESS ever soo much
Daddy: Ok
Please do not broadcast it ok?
LINKY SENT
Go through the that link and watch it then tell me how u see my acting there ?
Darla:ok
Daddy: Did u watch it ?
Darla: You are amazing!
Daddy: What did u see ?
Darla: You shooting people and watching dancing girls and snorting cocaine

I wanna see! I wanna see!

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:30 pm

Chart in progress, sorry some is missing, not that it was worth much…

Yesterday, as we have been missing each other online. I have not missed him, at all.

Ralphie: Some one borrowed me the money to go pay him back, and then he called his boys to apologize and we settled
Anita: That was gud of them. I hoe u remembered them in ur prayers my luv.
Ralphie: Yes honey
They became nice guys to me
And we all settled
They even took me out for drink
Anita: WOW! The guy that borrowed u the money the 1st time or the 2nd?
Ralphie: The first guy who sent his boys to me
Anita: Oh. I thout u meant the second guy, but didn't know. I was hoping u wanted 2 chart but u keep going offline.
Ralphie: Honey am not going offline
It's bad network
Anita: I am sorry about that, k?
Ralphie: Ok honey
Anita: Is it a small phone, my luv?
Ralphie: Not too small
This is my main phone
That's why am chatting and replying u fast
But the battery runs down quickly
Anita: Did the battery break my luv?
Ralphie: Lol
What's break ?
Anita: Not work?
Ralphie: Ok
Is working honey
But it's runs down quickly
Anita: Maybe that's how it is
I don't know my luv. So what r u doing 2day?
Ralphie: Nothing much honey
Am going to meet with the new guy I will be staying with today
I decide to leave this area
Anita: Oh. R u staying with a new friend and what's wrong with that area? I thout those peeps just helped u.
Ralphie: Yes honey
But I thought of leaving here
Now that they knew where am staying
So they don't informed those people I took loan from in the town I did my audition and in my own town
So I don't get into troubled
Anita: We can't have that my luv. And how do u know ur friend 4 ur move? Is he safe?
Ralphie: Yes he is
I knew him back in my own town
Anita: Gud my luv and does he have a job and wife and kids?
Ralphie: He has a Job
But has a girlfriend, and she is staying with him also
But am just gonna manage for the while
Till things work out for me
Anita: Oh, like a band or sumthing? Like The Boss did before he passed? May HE bless over him 4 eternitiy.
Ralphie: What's that honey ?
Anita: What's what my intented?
Ralphie: I do not understand what u wrote
Anita: U said ur were going 2 be a manger? Like the manger of a band? Who books concerts 4 them? And record time? That stuff? Like the dearly departed Boss?
Ralphie: Honey I did not say manger
I said manage
I mean I will manage to stay there for the now
Anita: Rite. A person that manages is a manger. That is there job tittle, my luv. At least here it is.
Ralphie: Ok
But that's not what I meant
Anita: What I mean I that? I will patient there till things gets better Huh? Question

9:13am
Ralphie: My love
How are u doing ?
Anita: Gud morning my intent! I am harpy ur here!
Ralphie: Am here honey
Anita: I see that! Yay!
Ralphie: How did u go home yesterday without saying good bye ?
Anita: My luv, I am so sorry. We lost network here and I culd not get on.
Ralphie: Ok my luv.
Anita: I felt so bad over it cuz I knew u wuld be angered at me. Plz 4give me cuz there was that accident that brokered the wires 2 our block.
Ralphie: Ok honey
Please had on a while
Let me had my bath
I will be back soon
Anita: Oh. But I only have 40 minutes.
I guess we will have 2 make the best of the time left, my luv.
Later
Ralphie: Am here now honey
Anita: K, but I have 2 leave in 27 minutes my luv.
Ralphie: What do u mean u have only 40 minutes ?
Why honey ?
Anita: I have 2 go 2 a meeting.
U know I am at work, rite my luv? And I have 2 be cot up.
Ralphie: Yea yea
But when u are done with your meeting , u will surely come back to chart right ?
Anita: I will try, but I am only working half days my luv.
U remember this, rite?
I am afraid when those guys beatering u, it may have messed ur mind.
Ralphie: Am ok my love
But am so worried and thinking of so many things
I guess u and I need to talk about it
Anita: Like what my luv?
Ralphie: Because I do not know if it's may affect our relationship
Like us
like me and what ever am going through here
And sanctify am having for the sake of our relationship
Anita: I do not understand. I have offended u? U want 2 end our relationship? What have I dun my luv?
My luv, u dropped that bomb and went away?
Ralphie: No why would I leave u ?
Am already in deep love with u honey
Anita: Then what wuld affect our relationship?
I have 11 minutes my luv.
Ralphie: Honey I think u should go to your meeting and when u return we can talk about it
Anita: I don't know if I will be able 2 come back cuz I don't know the length of the meeting, my luv. This is scary and u have made me ever so fritened.
I only have 4 minutes my luv!
My luv, I luv us so much. I hope all is ok and u still luv me 2 cuz I wuld just die without u. I must go, but I hope I have time 2 return later. If not, gud by and sleep well my intent.

Ralphie is irritating as can be these days, because his phone will not stay online. That good news is, that prevents him from charting others. I wasn’t going to come back, but curiosity got the best of OP and me…

Ralphie: Honey please try and come back ok ?
It's serious issue
11:11am
[/color]Anita: Ok, my luv am back and what is so serious that u have me worried ? He went offline…
Anita: My luv, I relly, relly, relly apologize 4 offending u. I can see u want 2 go offline everytime I come on and I am sorry about that ok? If u do not want 2 chart with me, I have 2 accept ur wishes.
Ralphie: Am here honey
Are u ready to discuss it with me now ?
Anita: As u wish my luv, but u must make it quick.
Ralphie: Ok
Am getting tired of being broke here and goon through all of this
And I noticed you have refused to support me for once
Anita: What have I refused u my luv?
Ralphie: U have never for once supported me with money here
I wonder how that sound to u, I see friends being supported by there wife when he doesn't have
Why is mine deferent
???
Anita: My luv, u told me the husband was 2 support the wife in all things money, like the Bible says. But I have told u over and over I can go 2 Daddy 2 have him help.
Ralphie: How come u can't support me for once financially ?
Then why don't u do that
???
I need help ok?
Anita: Ok. I will send him an email 2nite, my luv.
Ralphie: Because if not I will be left with no choice but to start making move to get another woman
Anita: Oh.
So u do not want me and it is revealed. I'm sorry about that ok?
Ralphie: All my friends here in Nigeria ha e all gone to the united state to get married to there wife's, because there wife's supported them
But u keep giving me excuses
I do love and will always love u
But u don't support me in any way financially
Anita: I'm sorry my luv. I was not tout that way. In my church, the women are supported by the real men.
It is why I cook so gud. I'm sorry I can not make u happy.
I see I am no longer ur intent.
Ralphie: I have not yet say so ok?
Anita: I will email Daddy tho and let him no U expect me 2 take care of u as ur wife. I really thought this would make him back off.
Ralphie: If u know u love me and am your intended
Then do something about it
I need financial support now
Will u do it ?
Anita: Please read what I wrotered my luv.
Ralphie: Leave that I say a new word please
Am not too happy here
I keep on moving from one place to another Laughing

Anita: K. I must go cry my luv and then get my bus 2 go home. Sleep well.
And eat sumting.
Ralphie: Leaving with friends and friends and friends, this is not a good life
Do not leave ok?
Don't get me angry
Anita: I will tell Daddy what u have said and what u expect.
Ralphie: We have to talk this as one
Anita: My luv, if I do not make my bus, I have 2 walk.
Ralphie: U have to do your concern as my wife and support me
Anita: U have decided 4 us. What is there 2 talk?
Ralphie: What did I decide ?
I said I need help now
U have to try and do something about it
Anita: My luv, I gave up my church and every chance of going back. I talk with u when daddy has forbidded it. I do everything 4 u. And I will tell Daddy 2 do as u say.
Ralphie: If u say u will talk to dad, then do so
What ?
Did dad ask u not to talk to me again ?
And when was that ?
Anita: My luv, he only said it the 1 time. Why wuld he repeat any order 2 me?
I will tell him what u have said my luv. For u as my husband. And accept any purnishment required.
Ralphie: And why did he say so?
Why did he say so what?
Anita: I must go my luv and I will email 2 him b4 I go.
Ralphie: And what will u be telling him
?
Why are u so much in hurry to go?
Don't they have another busses for transportation ?
I can't have u in full day
Anita: I will tell him, as my husband, u have told me I must support u and u need money rite this minute. He must send sum of my money 2 u rite away.
Ralphie: U are my wife and should be able to spend good time with your husband
Anita: The bus 2 my home won't come again until later my luv and I must go buy food.
Ralphie: Ok honey
Now u have maid me happy a bit to agree to support me
Please do as u have said
So I can leave comfortable here
Anita: What is leave comfortable.
Ok, my luv, u logged off again, so u must have said what u wanted. I will email Daddy strait away and then go home. I luv u!

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:01 pm

God, he's so despicable with that emotional blackmail crap. Actually, despicable doesn't come close to describing him. Is there even
a word for someone like this?

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^^ yes there is. The word is 'Fucked'.

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