Tanzanian loan lad and the smoking keyboard

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Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2010 Posts: 172

today between 7.23am and 7.34pm I mercilessly strung along "Roland Powell" of SWIFT LOAN SERVICE

during this time he fired off 24 increasingly irate emails

my character decided to pay him using the amazing 5pt5 secure system, the main body of our argument consisted of me (who knew he was lying about his initial claim of not having logged in) telling him that the money was locked into the transfer once the receiver had accessed the site

a selection of his witterings :

Quote:

How are you going to pay online, you have to make the payment through
Western Union Or Money Gram, we have rules and ethics in this loan
firm so you have to make the payment online by using Western Union Or
Money Gram, you have to make the payment today so your loan funds will
be wired to you within 24 working hours, so we advise you make this
payment through Western Union.

Quote:

We don't understand you we don't operate that way in this loan firm
just go to any nearest western union outlet close to you and make the
payment and sent to us the scan copy of the payment receipt for proper
verification and confirmation of your payment by our account officer
in charge of your payment, you are making this difficult all you have
to do is for you to work with our loan terms and instruction and your
loan funds will be wired to your bank account, you can make the
payment online and provide us the MTCN details and make sure you make
the payment to the provided details we gave you that is all we need
from you. your loan is ready for transfer all we are waiting for is
the transfer fee payment which is $455 only.

Quote:

What bank site ? if you made the payment the MTCN will be given to you
not we log in to get the MTCN we have never done such transaction in
this loan firm why must your own be different you have to do what we
said you should do if you really need this loan, how do we log in to
get this MTCN? You have to provide us the details if really you have
made this payment because we don't understand what you are talking
about.

Quote:

You have to make the payment the way we know because the site you gave
us is not western union or money gram site, you have to go to any
western union or money gram outlet close to you and make the payment,
if you fail to make the payment your loan will be declined within 48
hours because your loan has been approved you are the one delaying
this loan transfer.

Quote:

You have not lost your money because i warned you to go western union
outlet and make the payment, you can get your money back from the
secured way you use in making the payment because you said is secured
so you won't lost your money since you said is secured we advise you
go and get your money back from the secure method and go to Western
Union and make the payment OK, because you have 48 hours from now if
you fail your loan will be cancelled.

Quote:

I will advise you to go ahead and make the payment if you have another
money with you so you can make the payment through western union so
you won't lose this loan, you have to do this because i strongly
advise you to make this payment through western union you said you
want to make the payment through secured method, i want you to always
take our loan advise OK because we know what we are doing and we want
the best for you, please you have to make this payment on time through
western union today. because we want this loan to get to you today or
tomorrow.

Quote:

We access the site but the site is not working so you have the right
to collect your money back bcause you are the sender okay we open the
first page of the site but our account officer warned me not to
because that is not out pattern of collecting money from our lie
applicant if you know you won't work with our loan instruction am
sorry we have to cancelled this loan because is like you don't need
this loan, you have to get your money back and do what I said OK.

it is now noon in this lad's long day of nothing

Quote:

We have ethics in this loan firm thatch why we sent you the loan terms
and condition of you need this loan you must do what we said you
should do okay, we have never log in into any site we don't know since
you said the online transfer or secured method is secured them you can
get your money back if really is secured method I have a lot of work
in my desk you go and make the payment through the method we know by
using western union or money gram okay.

Quote:

We want the payment from you the site is rubbish okay you have to
listen to me if you need this loan you go and get your money back and
make the payment through western union today your loan will be
cancelled

Quote:

Are you sick ? you are the sender you have all right to cancel your
payment we don't have that time I have a lot of customer here to
attend to OK, I don't think you need this loan

Quote:

You are the one causing this problem you know I told you from the
beginning to make this payment through Western Union, we have nothing
to do with this secured method because we warned you not to, if you
have another money go and make the payment through western union or
money gram and your loan will be transfer to you if you know you can
do anything to get your money back you can go ahead but we have no
reason to send message to the secured method because you are the
sender you have all right to claim your money back from you them.

that was one sentence.

cut to early afternoon and i have pressing real life problems - I have to nap. I awoke to this

Quote:

Have you made the payment yet? have you made it through western union?

so I decided to introduce the chop via his fictional colleague Mr Brown :

Quote:

Your colleague Mr Brown has just emailed me and said he will be happy to log in and collect the MTCN on behalf of your company - and I must say he has much better manners than yourself!

Can you give me the details of your manager or supervisor please, I'm unhappy with how you treated me with regards to this matter.

the reply :

Quote:

We don't know any bother by that name, Mr Brown don't work with us we
warned you to be careful with the way you are taking this matter, I am
the only person in charge I mail to this loan firm don't say I did not
warned you , I am the one who approved your loan remember you have to
make this payment and forward me the MTCN and once your payment has
been confirm your loan will be transfer to you I warned you we don't
know any body by that name Mr Brown.

I've never seen this amount of verbiage from one lad in one day!

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:14 pm

HaHaHa! You really got under his skin. I can't imagine how frustrated he was after 12 hours inside the secure system!

Cool

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:40 am

Lovely display of increasing lad pain as each email comes in.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

Great job. Lines like "this site is rubbish" always brings a smile.

I think that's the first I've ever heard of a Tanzanian lad.

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:30 pm

I did enjoy how his English skills deteriorated further and further as he grew more flustered. Great work. I hope you still have him hooked and wasting even more time.

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