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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sat Aug 20, 2016 8:28 am |
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Hey, I've won the Coca Cola lottery!
But there's a slight problem.
I'll let my character's email explain...
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Mr Lad Character,
Thank you for your quick reply to my email. I noted the contents well.
While I appreciate all the info you sent me, I see that you did not address my concern. In case you missed it. I was asking what effect this winning your prize will do to our drinking habits. My wife and I (mainly my wife) drink exclusively Pepsi not Coca-Cola, so we are both wondering if we must now change our drinking habits to coincide with winning your fabulous prize. Please write back and inform me about what this means for us.
thanks,
Baiter Character |
Yeah, we only drink Pepsi so will that clash with the Coca Cola company giving us a prize?
Of course it doesn't!
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Dear Baiter Character,
I understood all you said, this winning prize is been given to you most especially because you have drink Coca Cola brand once ok.
Please follow our directives via email sent to you earlier so that your cash prize will be paid to you successfully without any doubt.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Lad Character
Fiduciary Agent
Coca Cola Company |
Once you drink Coca Cola, you're branded for life! |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Sat Aug 20, 2016 8:38 am |
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Coca Cola ? .... "Its the Real Thing"  |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:54 am |
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What about Diet Coke? Do you still win but the prize smaller? You gotta ask these things. Of course, if all you drink is Coke Zero you're pretty much hosed. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5  Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:10 pm |
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Can he untangle the "pop" vs. "soda" debate?
Do you even dare introduce him to Dr. Pepper? |
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bobbybobby
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2015
Posts: 1942
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Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:18 pm |
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Dr Pepper? What about Moxie.  |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:36 pm |
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Dasani? It's owned by coke, but would the lad know that? |
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 6:31 pm |
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I would bait him as the character Mr. Pibb. |
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x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 7:00 pm |
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Really?! Next it will be Orange Crush and Bubble Up. Settle down with your fancy drinks and stop the madness. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 7:33 pm |
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Now that you won the lottery you can upgrade to Perrier.
| Pastor Frank wrote: |
| the "pop" vs. "soda" debate |
Debate? Around here it's a war. |
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I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:31 pm |
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| Really?! Next it will be Orange Crush and Bubble Up. Settle down with your fancy drinks and stop the madness. |
Bubble Up? I've never heard of that. Is that an old thing that isn't around anymore? |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:47 pm |
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| Is that an old thing that isn't around anymore? |
Yup, like SOOI and multiple other Finnish speaking Canadians. Don't ask. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:52 pm |
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Removed unnecessary quote of previous post - bware419ers
-Blank stare- And now you've completely lost me... |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:57 pm |
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^ That is why I am on many Government lists. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:07 pm |
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We can see it right there^^^-bware419ers
I think they've lost you too by now. :p |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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