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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:03 pm |
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Looks like I got another live one...
In answer to the post-piggie demand for a deposit receipt, the evil one enters the fray.
GA: Is this the right person to send the receipt to?
Lad: YES I AM THE RIGHT PERSON, SEND ME THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU USE TO SEND THE $480 DOLLARS OK.
GA: So let's get a few things straight.
You have nothing to do with a bank, there is no money for Carling, you are a scammer somewhere in Africa. I know your 419 game.
So here's what you don't know. Carling is filthy rich. Nearly a billionaire. He's also very old in a hospital bed waiting to die and his mind is getting weaker every day.
If we work together we can pull more money out of that old bastard than you've ever seen in your life. Are you up for a real payday or are you going to sit in that cafe scraping for pennies.
I have control of the old man's email so I know you answered him, which means you got my message.
Are you up for some real money or not?
(They always take one shot at insisting it's all real. Lads are so predictable.)
Lad: HELLO GOMEZ ADAMS, YOUR MAIL IS WELL RECEIVED AND I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS GENUINE AND REAL, WHAT SHALL I GAIN IF I SCAM $480 DOLLARS OUT FROM YOU THIS MONEY CAN NEVER SOLVE MY PROBLEM AND THE LAST THING I WILL DO IS TO SCAM PEOPLE I AM NOT TELLING YOU THIS FOR YOU TO BELIEVE ME BUT I AM TELLING YOU MY WORD AND I CAN NEVER HIDE IT. I WILL SEND YOU A TRACKING NUMBER OF YOUR PARCEL TO ENABLE YOU TRACK IT AND KNOW THEIR DESTINATION AND WHEN THEY WILL ARRIVE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I WILL ADVICE YOU TO SEND ME THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU USE TO SEND THE $480 DOLLARS OK. I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN MARK MY WORD EVERYTHING WILL BE LIKE A SURPRISE TO YOU WHEN YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR ATM CARD AND START MAKING WITHDRAW FROM IT BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN PROGRAM IN YOUR NAME.
(Funny how the millions are now for me instead of his victim. A true genius.)
GA: Please stop with your bullshit, I know it's a scam. You have the old man fooled and we can use that together to get a shitload of money out of him. Are you interested or not?
Lad: HELLO GOMEZ ADAMS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY GETTING MONEY TOGETHER OUT OF HIM? CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME PLEASE.
GA: Simple.
The old man's mind is soft enough that he actually believes the scam is real. He also trusts me as I'm his nurse and even thinks I'm an attorney because my last name is Law. We can work together to make larger and larger demands for money. You tell him about the fee and have him check with me to make sure it's okay. I'll tell him it's real and collect the cash and when we're done we'll split it.
This guy has millions and I want some of it. This is the chance to do it before he dies and you can profit as well.
Interested in getting rich?
Lad: OK. I WILL HELP YOU BUT YOU HAVE TO SEND ME THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU USE TO SEND THE $480 DOLLARS FIRST OK
GA: I didn't send it, I know better than that. You would just take that small amount and disappear and I want to work this for a lot more than that.
The next step is to tell Carling that there is a Contract Closure fee of $12,500. Tell him that you've spoken with his attorney and mention my name. I'll take it from there.
There is just the first step of many my little African friend.
Lad: OK. WHERE ARE YOU FROM AND WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
GA: You know my name and you already know we're in Hawaii. Why do you give a shit?
Lad: LISTEN GOMEZ ADAMS, I WANT YOU TO SEND ME THE $480 DOLLARS THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM I WILL NOT DISAPPEAR WITH THE SMALL MONEY OK. WE WILL MAKE MORE MONEY FROM THE MAN OK. I HOPE THE MAN BELIEVE YOU ENOUGH?
GA: No, I don't believe you, you're a scammer and scammers lie.
You do this my way or not at all since I have control of the situation. I'm not going to run to the bank every time we get another check from Carling, I'll pay you at the end. Look at it this way, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
Now get on with the fee I told you about.
Lad: OK. SHOULD I TOLD HIM THAT I RECEIVE THE $480 FROM YOU?
GA: Yes, exactly.
Lad: OK. WHAT OF ABOUT THE $480 YOU EAT THE MONEY? I WILL ASK HIM TO SEND $8000 DOLLARS WHAT ARE YOU THINK?
GA: I have the $480, you'll get your half when we're done.
And I told you to ask for $12,500. Follow my instructions.
Lad: OK. LET ME EMAIL HIM RIGHT NOW AND GIVE HIM THE $12,500 DOLLARS AS YOU SAID.
Lad to our poor victim: HELLO CHRISTIE, THIS IS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE MONEY YOU SENT WAS RECEIVED SUCCESSFUL. AND THE DELIVERY AGENT IS READY TO CARRY OUT YOUR FUND BUT I RECEIVE LATTER FROM HOMELAND SECURITY TODAY AND THEY STATED THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY $12,500 DOLLARS BEFORE THEY WE RELEASE YOUR ATM CARD.THE HOMELAND SECURITY SEIZE YOUR TRACKING NUMBER I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL SEND TO YOU ONCE YOUR ATM CARD MOVE OUT TODAY,THEREFORE YOU ARE ADVICE TO TRY YOUR POSSIBLE BEST TO MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE $12,500 DOLLARS BEFORE END OF TODAY SO THAT WE CAN FINALIZE EVERYTHING TO AVOID ANY FURTHER INCONVENIENCES.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
And away we go. He's going to get a spanking for not following my instructions which should set the hook even deeper.
I love my job. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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lighten_up
Wyoming Double Glazed
Joined: 11 Mar 2016
Posts: 367
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Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:29 pm |
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Well done.. I especially like the part that your last name is LAW!.. |
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Do not send any money to Feathers otherwise he will kill you in your dreams --
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Lad: With this insult for my surname i know that you will not have any respect for me
You know you are a cheat. so all that you say is nonsense. What you didn't know is that i know you are fraud |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:33 pm |
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It's a bit I've had a surprising amount of success with. If you search for "evil attorney" in the published section you'll see just how ridiculous it can get.
I've got one lad I've been dangling $2M in front of for over a year and a half! |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:40 pm |
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And now to make sure I can order him around...
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It's a good thing I control Carling's email. What the fuck are you doing? You need to follow my instructions, not make shit up. You were going to tell him homeland security got involved? Stupid move that could have scared him off. You also didn't mention that you had spoken to me.
Do as I told you.
The fee is for Contract Closure.
You've spoken to his attorney, Gomez Law.
His attorney will confirm the fee and assist him with it.
Just that and no more than that.
If you're not smart enough for this you can pass it to somebody who is.
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If he goes and does what he's told with his tail between his legs we're in for a long and entertaining partnership.
EDIT: Got him.
OK. CHECK THIS IF IT IS GOOD LET ME KNOW...HELLO CHRISTIE, THIS IS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE $480 YOU SENT WAS RECEIVED SUCCESSFUL AND YOU HAVE TO PAY $12,500 DOLLARS FOR THE CONTRACT CLOSURE AND I SPOKEN TO YOUR ATTORNEY, GOMEZ LAW AND YOUR ATTORNEY WILL CONFIRM THE FEE AND ASSIST YOU WITH IT OK.
And now I have a new pet. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:13 am |
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Wonderful! |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:39 am |
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This lad is turning into yet another gem. He squirms and whines and then does exactly what I tell him to do. And then we go through the cycle again. At this point we've gotten the scammer's original $480 and an additional $12,500 for a fee I instructed him to ask for. Of course, the lad hasn't seen a dime and has decided to dig his heels in. Here's just little snippet of what's turning into another epic. (GL is my evil attorney character who's "working with" the lad to steal millions from an old man dying in hospice):
Lad: SEND ME MY OWN SHARE, I WILL DO WHAT EVER YOU ASK ME TO DO OK. YOU HAVE THE MONEY AT YOUR HAND AND YOU REFUSE TO SEND IT TO ME....YOU ARE SCAMMERS, SEND ME MY OWN SHARE...I WILL NOT RUN, WE WILL CONTINUE THE WORK AS NORMAL..I PROMISE YOU I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU.
GL: A promise from a scammer is worthless, you're all alike. I send you half, you disappear.
You don't seem to realize the size of what we can do here. Like I said, the 2% from that link that you send today is $210,000. All of these taxes are legitimate and I can supply him the paperwork to be sure he pays it. Tomorrow we will introduce General Excise tax of 4.72%. Do you understand? That's almost $500,000.
(The link is a tax document to make the next fee look real to the poor old victim.)
And there is one more larger one after that.
Now quite whining about the little money, you moron, and send the message NOW.
(No reply so it's time for a new slap.)
GL: I'm still waiting. Not even a small-time scammer can be stupid enough to pass up that kind of money by just being a stubborn ass.
(Still nothing so it's time to up the slappage just a bit.)
GL: I can convince Carling to hold on for a day while you realize how big this is, I'd better hear from you tomorrow. Don't fuck up the chance for the biggest payday one little scammer has ever seen.
Don't prove that you're the dumbest scammer in Africa. If you're too much of a little girl for this, hand it off to a real man.
(That did it.)
Lad: WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? YOU HOLD THE $480 AND $12,500 AND YOU ARE ASKING ME TO SEND LINK TO HIM NO I REFUSE TO DO THAT. UNLESS YOU SEND ME MY OWN SHARE TODAY, WE WILL CONTINUE THE WORK AND WE WILL COLLECT BIG MONEY FROM HIM.
YOU ARE GREEDY PERSON...SEND ME MY OWN SHARE RIGHT NOW, I PROMISE YOU I WILL NOT FUCK UP........ANYTHING YOU ASK ME TO DO I WILL DO IT PERFECTLY. I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU THE AMOUNT YOU WILL SEND ME TODAY.
GL: You're not in a position to make any demands as I control this situation. Follow my instructions and you'll get paid at the end. It's as simple as that.
You don't seem to understand how big the last payoff is going to be, I have it all set up and if you do as I say we can get a few MILLION dollars out of the stupid old fool.
Are you really willing to give up hundreds of thousands of dollars for such a small amount? It sounds more to me like you're afraid and if I send you what I have now you'll just run and hide. Do everything perfectly? You haven't done a single thing right yet and I've had to watch your every move.
Now quit whining and get back to the plan.
Lad: NO I WILL NOT. SEND ME MY OWN SHARE AND I WILL CONTINUE THE WORK WITH YOU. YOU HOLD THE DOLLARS I WILL NOT RUN BECAUSE I NEED THE DOLLARS. SEND ME THE MONEY I WORK WITH OK
GL: You seem to think you can make demands of me. You can't. You have no leverage and I control everything. I control Carling's email, I control the money, I'm the one who makes sure he knows that all of fees are real. Like I said, you can work with me and be rich or you can fuck off.
It costs you nothing and you have everything to gain, why would you walk away with nothing by being a pigheaded moron? What the fuck kind of thief are you?
Lad: YOU ARE THIEF...YOU ASK ME TO DO THINGS IN OTHER AND I DO THE MAN PAY YOU REFUSE TO SEND ME MY OWN SHARE. LIKE I SAID BEFORE I WILL NOT RUN AWAY...SEND ME MY OWN SHARE RIGHT NOW....I WILL WORK WITH YOU. YOU WANT TO CARRY ALL THE MONEY ALONE AND DISAPPEAR THIEF......I WILL SEND THE LINK ONCE YOU SEND ME MY SHARE TODAY.
GL: Then you will get nothing. Is that what you really want?
Like I said, you don't have anything to lose and a whole shitload of money to gain. Why would you pass that up?
Lad: OK. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SEND ME MY MONEY?
GL: I told you, I'll send it all when we're done. I'm sure that I can get the other two payments out of him over the next few days and then be finished some time next week.
Now get that message and link done, I'll be leaving the hospice until Monday in a few hours and I want to get the $210,000 check before then.
See if you can get it right the first time.
Lad: OK. I HAVE SENT IT TO HIM
Right back under my thumb, right where he belongs. This lad is going to be fun for a good long time. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:36 am |
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These 'evil nurse' baits are pure poetry. |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:19 am |
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This lad is all in at this point, the millions are with the nurse and the games are about to begin in earnest. I'll post it in the published section once his head has exploded. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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cowfordinner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Aug 2013
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Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:26 am |
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Beautiful, I'll borrow the evil nurse some time in the future. |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre
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Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:58 am |
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Great manipulation, Lou. My favorite quote:
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WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? |
A POS trying to scam a confused old man? A greedy criminal who can only think of the money from the current payment? Fill in the blanks.... |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:52 am |
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Lovely. Unfortunately (for the lad) he now has to do what he is told else he risks losing his 50% of what has already been 'scammed' out of the victim. However it is quite unusual for a lad to capitulate at this stage and it's a credit to Mr L he is still game to carry on. |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:31 pm |
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It always amazes me how easy it is to get the lads into the flow of this thing. Once the dollar signs start piling up they seem to fall right in and ignore all of the signs that it's anything but their ticket to retirement.
More fun for me. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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