Mystery Shopper be damned!

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Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 7:24 pm

I love taking these mystery shopper assignments. Don't know how to hurt them save for having them put together a check and send it to my fake address in Tishomingo and then upon cashing the check and before sending the balance after my commission through Money Gram my poor judgement takes over and I somehow manage to "F" it all up....

> -----Original Message-----
> From: [email protected]
> Sent: Wed, 18 May 2016 00:52:44 +0800
> To:
> Subject: Your first task.
>
> Good morning to you. How are you doing today ?
>
> I am pleased to inform you that you shall be getting payment for your
> first task today via UPS.
>
> Kindly look out for the delivery of the package containing payment and
> contact us as soon as you have it for your first assignment as our
> Customer support analyst. Thanks,

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Dear Customer support
Whew, I almost missed the check. UPS almost left without leaving me the check but I am
happy to report I now have it. Now what do you want me to do?

Sincerely

Robert De Vandersloot, CEO and HMFIC
Tishomingo Dingle Berry Farms, LTD.
114 Saul Avenue
Tishomingo, Mississippi 38873
+1-%$$#*&^))(*&
+1-866-&&^%_(I*&^
www.dingleberryfarms.com

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The company wants you to run a survey on a prominent store in your area; that is Money Gram. There have been reports about lapses in the services of their management and some of their staffs. Their complaints were based on reports which their customers forwarded anonymously and phone calls which were also made to the Head Office. The Money Gram location was reported for evaluation, for the following reasons that customers have reported their money missing, slow services and unbalanced transfer charges. Do you understand me?

You are to transfer funds to another Customer support analyst so as to observe the quality of their services. However, it is your responsibility to observe and let us know how the agent treated you and how many minutes he or she uses to process the transaction for you. Before doing that, you're to visit your bank to get the check cashed, deduct $200.00 commission for yourself and have the rest of the funds sent via Money Gram to: <snipped - bware419ers> . As soon as funds is sent, you are to get back to me with the Tracking # and the exact amount sent after Money Gram fees.

I look forward to receiving the above requested details soon and thank you for being our Customer support analyst.

Thanks,

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Dear Tamara

Message received and understood. I am on the way to the bank as we speak. It is around the corner so I should be complete with my task in less than 15 minutes as the Money Gram office is just across the street. This is easy. Please, send more. I am ready, willing and able. I will email you once the transfer has been effected.

Yours in service,

Robert De Vandersloot, CEO and HMFIC
Tishomingo Dingle Berry Farms, LTD.
114 Saul Avenue
Tishomingo, Mississippi 38873
+1-%$$#*&^))(*&
+1-866-&&^%_(I*&^
www.dingleberryfarms.com

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OK. Please keep us informed. Thanks,

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Oh Tamara

I don't know where to begin. I am so sorry. I cashed the check and while on the way to the
Money Gram office I passed an IKEA store with a sale on some furniture I had been
interested in. This was discontinued and discounted and I could not pass it up. I regret
to inform you that I used the money to purchase some much needed furniture. When I thought
about it and tried to return the furniture to get my money back I was directed to a sign,
"ALL SALES FINAL ON DISCOUNTED DISCONTINUED FURNITURE, NO REFUNDS".

I only have .37 cents left out of the entire check and I am just distraught and beside
myself over this. I am so embarrassed over this and I crave your forgiveness as it was
once said, "to ere is human, to forgive is divine". You should adopt that policy.
Forgiveness feels so much better than holding rancor and grudges against someone that has
wronged you.

Yes, I know I wronged you but it was not fully my fault. I needed some new furniture in
order to properly entertain the guests attending parties at my home and IKEA just had that
big ole sign SALE right out there in front of everything. I place 87% of the blame on
them for having such a sale and the remaining 13% on you for your bad timing on when to
send me the check so essentially I am 100% innocent in my actions and that is a really
good feeling.

All the best and hopefully we can part ways as friends but I feel that we should part ways
in light of the unfortunate incident of you losing all of your money.

Regards,

Robert De Vandersloot, CEO and HMFIC
Tishomingo Dingle Berry Farms, LTD.
114 Saul Avenue
Tishomingo, Mississippi 38873
+1-%$$#*&^))(*&
+1-866-&&^%_(I*&^
www.dingleberryfarms.com

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Dear Tamara

I would like to take this opportunity to sing a hymn in your honor, to help make up for me losing all of the money and I'd like to quote a small prayer if I may, " testicles, spectacles, pocket and watch, bless this here Tamara lady and comfort her in her hour of loss in that I took all the money and bought furniture with it and only have .37 cents left, may she forgive me.....AMEN!"

There now, I know it doesn't fully make up for you getting screwed but it is a start. Just so you know, I don't feel good about this either. I hope that helps.

Robert De Vandersloot, CEO and HMFIC
Tishomingo Dingle Berry Farms, LTD.
114 Saul Avenue
Tishomingo, Mississippi 38873
+1-%$$#*&^))(*&
+1-866-&&^%_(I*&^
www.dingleberryfarms.com

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Dearest Tamara

I may have found a partial solution to the dilemma we find ourselves in over this disappearance of your cash money. I am willing to slip you a coupon code good for 20% off next time you go to purchase a collection of salts from around the world from the company "REAL SALT". I think we both agree that is not a bad deal and one that should go quite a way in assuaging the chapping and chaffing of your nether's over this loss of cash, an incident that I fully regret yet there is not a damn thing I can do about it save for providing a coupon or two to ease your financial burden when purchasing salt sets online. You are welcome.

All the best to you in your endeavor to explain to your boss what happened. It sucks to be you but who better than you to play your own part in life's grand theater? Rave on.....break a leg as we say in show biz. The show must go on!

Sincerely,

Robert De Vandersloot, CEO and HMFIC
Tishomingo Dingle Berry Farms, LTD.
114 Saul Avenue
Tishomingo, Mississippi 38873
+1-%$$#*&^))(*&
+1-866-&&^%_(I*&^
www.dingleberryfarms.com

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 7:35 pm

I have removed the Mule details and passed them to SW, as is appropriate.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 10:30 pm

What are mule details and who is SW? Something I should be doing? Somebody help me!

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 11:01 pm

" testicles, spectacles, pocket and watch"

Snort...you are a twisted thing

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 1:36 am

JJJingleheimerschmidt wrote:

What are mule details and who is SW? Something I should be doing?

Mule details are the information of the person receiving money on behalf of the lad. See:

You wrote:

you're to visit your bank to get the check cashed, deduct $200.00 commission for yourself and have the rest of the funds sent via Money Gram to: <snipped - bware419ers> .

This information should not be posted as they are likely a victim, too. The information should be passed to a mentor or a mod. There is a nice sticky in Help, Hints, and Tips to read: What's a Money Mule?

SW is www.scamwarners.com

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 8:17 pm

Got it. Turn it in just like bank account info. See, learning has occurred, I never thought of that. Any way I can twist one of these b@stards up and cause them pain....well, I'm in! Thanks Bware419ers. Going to read money mule tips link now.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:47 am

That was great! I usually use the "moneygram was closed, so I went shopping" but you took it to a new level. Thanks for sharing!

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