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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:27 pm |
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Any of you seasoned vets know the farthest a lad has gone in search of his cash? |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:52 pm |
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Probably the turd bait, but I could be wrong. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:48 pm |
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I think Turdboi probably holds the record. The Atlanta Lad bait that Capone and I did added up to 21K miles, for several different (failed) meet ups. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:50 pm |
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Wow!
I wonder if my 11k counts as the longest single flight? |
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X 6
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:13 am |
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The much-missed PsycheDelia_Smith got this one: Edward Smith, Lagos - Singapore (14 600 miles round trip via Dubai): https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113482
My personal best was Accra to Rame Head, which is approx 7000 miles round trip. |
Last edited by The Monsignor on Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:16 am; edited 1 time in total |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:15 am |
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I'll have to if I can get him to fly back! |
_________________ - 229
X 6
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:19 am |
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I can't wait to read the bait. Amazing! |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Frost
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Jun 2014
Posts: 1130
Location: Near a three headed monkey!
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Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:40 pm |
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Awesome. Looking forward to reading this bait. |
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(ROBERT SMITH - 13 months)
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Kenny Patrick: "YOU ARE INDEED A PSYCHO-PANT !!!" |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:36 pm |
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I guess, because of all those flights, the atlanta-lad safari was probably the most expensive one (unless he had a way to tap into someone elses bonus miles).
turds safaris had much more pain, because of the long bus rides, the journey through sahara desert on the back of a truck, and several occasions where he had to cross a green border during nighttime on his feet without aid.
and then, there were other funny safaries, some more expensive than others, some with countries in meltdown, or with civil war like situations (most recently eric and franklin in maiduguri). |
_________________ Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:30 pm |
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Poor little bugger seems to be stuck...
I am here in Airport Domestic whole day from morning till now..waiting you...but is not internet connection here and you no give me
zour phone number..Why you no come to cheking?....you must look inside airport building...I am here...if you no comin tomorrow, I go to embassy and fly home....I am tired, three night no sleep.....I want eat, relax, need money...you must come to Domestic cheking,look me or I am near around 20m. I see zour effort is very slow...are you really in Viwa island???...I wrote you now from police station in Airport...you are popular here but nobody know you in Viwa...if are you serious with me, tomorrow earlz morning zou find me here and we go together to Viwa Island take care about bearer bonds, than change all to cash..please be serious and morning I am waiting you HERE in DOMESTIC cheking...I am here already three days for meet you...Policess do not know you, in Viwa too nobody...come here or you have big problem. |
_________________ - 229
X 6
X 5
X 1
Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:32 am |
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Loualsindor, Turd did a lot of miles, but they were spread out over 6.5 years. His trip to Egypt was just getting started when he ended up in jail for 6 months.
His Opus was Nigeria to Kenya, to South Africa (with some wandering around, and then a slow migration to Kenya and then Uganda, where he vanished. That last safari was 2 1/2 years. So in all, lots and lots and lots of baby steps. Turkey to Fiji? >bingo< nice deposit on the frequent flier miles for lad.
Very impressive work. I cannot wait to see how it pans out for him. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Troll Hunter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2016
Posts: 56
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Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:51 pm |
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I joined after the Ed to Singapore bait and just read all 96 pages
Such quality
Did Ed ever surface again?
I didn't find this one in greatest hits.
Any other long safari baits not in greatest hits I can read ? |
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