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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:33 pm |
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I love V-Lads! Your photo captions are the most entertaining part of this entertaining bait.
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:28 pm |
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^Sure put the pressure on me to funny. No Fair! So obviously Vladdy is off script (finally):
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Hello my Dear, I don't have a Bank account! Honey, Western Union is safe! |
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Hello my Dear, why are you me or what not to write? |
AND after suggesting her Parents use their Bank account:
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Hello my Dear, I am glad that you again write to me! Honey, my parents don't have accounts I can give you the account number of my girl friend and you will be able to transfer to the account! Darling, write me your phone number so I can call you! My Love! I'm really going to miss you! I can't wait for the day when we will be together my Love! I'll wait for your answer my Dear!
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AND for Padme (NSFW):
Obviously Trucker John just has to respond:
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My Darling Yulia,
Wow! I must say you is looking rather cheeky in that there photo butt I sure don’t mind that a bit no I don’t! Now I been telling you I am a interstate Trucker and can’t always respond real quick like no I can’t but I do when I gets the chance just like tonight cause mw and Sgt. Yorkie has stopped at a rest stop here near Chi-Town for some grub and a bottomless cup of Mud we has. My loving womern am sure I told you that I ain’t gots me no phone cause I mostly use the CB here when on the blacktop and not being home too much it makes no sense at all no it don’t to be owning one of them new fangled things.
Honey Bunch if we can use your girlfriend’s account that sure would be special cause then I sends you the money and we could finally be together like we has been intending all along. Am so excited about this that maybe I’ll wrassle with a lot lizard tonight just to ease my urges if you is catching my forty?
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John |
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_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:19 am |
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I'm really going to miss you! |
Freudian slip much?
ETA: Butt I digress... |
_________________
A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:05 pm |
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And at long last we have gotten somewhere:
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Hello my Love, my friend! When are you planning to send money? Honey, if you gonna send the money on your Bank account, they will come only for 3 days! It would be easier to send via Western Union, it is a safe way and in no time the money will come in my name! Dear, how soon would we be together?
RUSSIAN SWINE |
Trucker John sure is happy now that his Little Vladdy will be visiting:
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Hey here Yulia,
Well I is figuring in getting to that there Bank this afternoon so you should has your money quicker than a wet hen on an ant hill if you is catching my Charlie Forty Roger then you’ll be free to fly to me and we can gets all romantical too. You know my love us meeting like this seems almost like a dream and a good one too not one of them nightmare types where you is running away from something but can’t really run and then you wakes up all tired like a hound on a hot August day that missed out on a rabbit.
I suppose I had best put the hammer down cause I needs to get my best khakis off to the cleaners and picks me some dew worms so I can make mud cat bait cause my good old buddy Raymond is coming by before sun up with his Skeeter boat to do some jigging down by the Governments docks and I don’t want to be left out no I don’t.
Love,
John
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_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Posted:
Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:26 am |
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Hope she wasn't frying bacon when that pic was taken. |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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kaede
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2013
Posts: 1545
Location: Secret village of Ninja
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Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:57 am |
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She will need to fry bacon for TJ |
_________________ i receive your email and i think i don't want you to stand for me any more as i see your are not a legal person bye - J0hn B0l@ga W3@h
I swear to God if you dont try to take off my informations you kept on that scammer site .All because i asked you for help is it by force please take it off .If not i have alot that i will use to spoil your entire life - st3phen m@s0n
HAHAHAH, you are smart but not wise, anyway good job continue your work. - Ben Kusoda (Ramsey Alric)
Hey bare in mind, i'm not coming to Japan anymore because i can't trust you (Florence Davidis)
*23 by baiting [ *18 from reporting bank acct info from real victims]
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Sat Jun 18, 2016 8:49 am |
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^^ and some lovely pork chops. Mmmm, yummy. |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Sat Jun 18, 2016 6:22 pm |
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Lovely pics! I guess all blondes look the same to some (v)lads... |
_________________
A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:49 pm |
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I've been ignoring Yuyuyulia for the past few days:
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Hello my Love, when do you plan to send money? |
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Hi honey!!!
It is very good when you know that the world is the man who trusts me.
I hope you're right...
Every time I read your letter, I feel it brings me closer to you.
I very much think and I dream about our future.
I can't wait for the day when we can meet each other...
I can't wait for the day when we can have the first conversation, first hug and our first kiss together.
This day we will remember for a lifetime...
I know I can trust you,respect you, and that you'll always be with me.
You are the man God created for me.
Your Yulia
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My Love, you send money? |
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As luck would have it Trucker John has returned from a long haul:
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My loving Yulia,
I has been driving a whole bunch and just got home after visiting that there banker feller and found out the money got done returned to my account for some sort of technical reason that I just ain’t getting no I ain’t!
Now that Bankerer was telling me that maybe we needs to try us another account if you is catching his forty? I don’t understands their fancy talk all that much but trusts them cause they is trustworthy and all.
Hopes you is well.
Love,
John
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Is this the end? We shall see.... |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Posted:
Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:18 pm |
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Yulia has been rather boring as of late as we dicker about Westy but she was kind enough to finally give up a second Bank Account. This is possibly the most bestest of the messages but that ain't saying much:
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My love is my data, so you can send money: my love, I need 770 dollars!
The Name Yulia
surname Ipatoff
Country Russia
The City Of Usinsk
Honey, I just want to have your data, so I can withdraw money, you need the name of the city You are sending the money! My favorite, easiest way to safely send money via Western Union, sweetie, you just have to give a security code, without it I would not be able to withdraw money! My love, I will wait from you the answer tomorrow! I love you so much kisses, hugs! I also send you my copy of your passport! your Yulia
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Looks legit eh? I once took three accounts from a Vlad but that is a rarity. We will see if I can tie my record but don't hold your breath. |
_________________ DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:07 am |
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If anyone can piggy mine a vlad, it's you. I am impressed by how long you've kept Fat Boris on the hook. |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:19 am |
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Loving this bait, trucker John is wonderful and the captions make me giggle every time. She looks like an extra from the TV show iZombie in that last photo with the white hair and languid posture. |
_________________ x 85
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:12 pm |
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Great bait. I love the TJ persona. For some reason I can't see him tolerating a white sofa what with the chaw n all .... |
_________________ Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that. >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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