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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Tue May 31, 2016 9:17 pm |
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From my current sand time lad. A reply to my evil attorney who has slapped him around for stealing from people who are down to their last dime.
"Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses."
I just had to put my head on my desk and laugh for a while. |
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 Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Tue May 31, 2016 9:35 pm |
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 Looks like a fine quote for your sig |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue May 31, 2016 10:20 pm |
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Priceless!  |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Tue May 31, 2016 11:10 pm |
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Who nose what he was thinking! |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Tue May 31, 2016 11:35 pm |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:37 am |
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I beg to differ. My noses are size 11! |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:27 am |
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Priceless. I'm using it in RL, too. |
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM
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Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:56 pm |
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That's....wow. |
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I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Wed Jun 01, 2016 9:21 pm |
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This lad has been consistently hilarious, especially when he's stoned. At some point I'll to publish greatest hits list. |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:09 am |
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Same lad, same weed-induced philosophy.
"Two sides of coins never move without each other. When the other side is rejected the both done."
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X 6
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:13 am |
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You should post up a greatest hits for sure. Funny stuff. |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2   x6 x2  Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:12 am |
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That guy is a well of eternal wisdom. A Yoda of lads |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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eddie kenway
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Feb 2014
Posts: 144
Location: i'm off to tortuga
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:01 am |
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this looks like the start of a lads own version of "the little book of calm" |
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"THE DHL COURIER COMPANY ARE NO MORE FINDING IT FUNNY WITH YOU AND THEY ARE COMPLAINING BITTERLY NOW" - Mr Fi5her, Dodgy UN Representative
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eddie kenway
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Feb 2014
Posts: 144
Location: i'm off to tortuga
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Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:34 am |
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a bit too coherent for the goofy crap thread, one lottery lad's attempt to speed me up is
Procrastination is the Thief of time. And there are many great tomorrows that have been altered by procrastinating and Loud mouthed, |
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"THE DHL COURIER COMPANY ARE NO MORE FINDING IT FUNNY WITH YOU AND THEY ARE COMPLAINING BITTERLY NOW" - Mr Fi5her, Dodgy UN Representative
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maggiestail
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Sep 2013
Posts: 258
Location: A cold, dark corner of Earth
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Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:39 pm |
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I love Lad Wisdom. Someone should start writing a book.
The best one I've ever got is "My dear, you can not run faster than your shadow". |
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Nigeria-Mali-Timbuktu : Rev Prosper/Team TWAT Sept 2016
Burkina Faso-Togo-Sapele, Nigeria (with Doraemon) : Eat That, Mr Alex! Oct 2016
Ouagadougou - Niamey - Kano (with Doraemon) : Eat That, Mr. Alex - second safari
"More often than not I sit down and laugh at your ignorance as you are foolish idiot women" - Mr Entwistle, US Ambassador to Nigeria |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:11 am |
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These quotes ought to go in the Goofy lad sayings thread.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=251705
They can then be preserved for posterity. |
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x2  Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
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loualsindor
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2012
Posts: 2001
Location: A little rock in a big ocean
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Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:53 pm |
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He just can't stop himself.
"Your not supposed to tell me what way i will use to get what belongs to me. I know my part like my size and i play it well the way i wear my clothes well." |
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Budapest/Fiji - 22,500 miles
Save, Collines, Benin/Victoria Island, Nigeria - 448 miles on a bus
Save, Collines, Benin/Accra, Ghana - 700 miles on a bus
Evil Attorney epics - 22
- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.
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