Turd 2: Hector's Grand Tour: GOLDEN PITH AWARD pg 10

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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 20 Feb 2011 Posts: 90

It's amazing how the cast of characters continues to evolve in Heturd's life. I really like the relationship that he's forming with Isaac. I've thought of a few ideas-
1.-Isaac stabbed another kid with scissors, and is now on the run from the law. Maybe he can come live with him?
2.-Isaac gains online access to some of his wealthy father's online bank accounts, and wants to buy Hecturd first-class tickets to come and visit him in Brooklyn.
3.-Isaac wants to convert to Christianity or Islam, and can ask Hekkie for advice.
4.-Isaac's parents find his emails to Hectoast about circumcision and genitalia, and assume the he is a child predator, and now THEY are going to track him down and kill him.

BTW- I can't read Walid's emails anymore.... they give me a headache. Mad

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:38 pm

Issac followed Hectors advice to suck up to his dad and the rabbi to get the scissors back. Also got a package of matches from "some guy" at the playground.

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Hi moishe! you were rite! I talk to rabbi and dadd and told them i was sorry i did some of the bad things. they gave me back the scizsors but not tha matches! but I got n ew matches anywai from a guy at the playgrund. thanks for sayin i have talent! did you u know I can burn my name in the grasses? I call it fire art. but cant do it becuz we had snow, meybe when snow go away I can do again. it is fun! I can sho uy how! I want ot make fire art with uyour name too! That way I can didicate it to my fayvorite friend in the werld. thanx for sayin nice things to me mosihe l like u a lot. the girl in black lipstick in school seems sad when i sey yur nasme tho. meybe u both had a fite? hop u both hav nicer time. i goen to see Mr Epstien wen he is back. I show othar kids ur email and some like it a lot. some sey u like me best. that tru Moishe? meybe if I sav my allowensas a lot I can visiet u somedey! That wud rock!

from ur buddy Issac

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:18 pm

Epstein shot off a quick message to confirm Hector's IP.

Uncle E wrote:

So Moishe, it's wonderful what you're doing with the kids I'm hearing, that Isaac they're telling me no longer he's like a snail what's inside a shell so mazel tov.

You're moving to South Africa I'm told, very soon? Oy, this I'll believe when I'm seeing it with my eyes.

Moishe wrote:

No south africa uncle, There is gay spy with rhodes, he always fuck thing up not me.

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 41.215.240.1 Originating ISP: City Net Telecom City: n/a Country of Origin: Egypt * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

Uncle wrote:

Eh, the faygelah's schtupping who what now? What you're talking about Sonny it should stop you being with your loving Uncle and loving brother Walid? Oy vey, such a pain in the kopp always you're giving me with you write these vague messages. In plain English say it, like your Yonkel does. And while we're talking, where you're at now?

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:17 am

Is Hector safari'ng himself? Next thing you know he will come to the US.

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:11 am

Well he is writing to the kids again awww...um yeah. Actually I am slightly disturbed and yet not surprised. The lonely semi goth girl continues to write to her crush who spurned her.

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thanksgiving came and went, but it doesn't bring happiness. You never state why you leave for so long except for your mission. always with a mission. Never once did you tell what your mission was. You pray for me? That is nice, I don't wish for prayers though. I just want to know if you share my affection. I have a crush on you moishe. I cannot recycle my heart as though it is a can of alumenum. For it is my flesh and flesh cannot be crumpaled and reforged into a new shiny trinket. My anger can fade and wane in time: it is not life or death. though death of my heart maybe a different sotry alas.

A lot of the kids say their greetings and cheers and stuff. Yeh they like you a lort. they all ask for 'when is moishe giving us a book?'. Don't hurt them as you hurt me. I used send poetry and you did not even acknowledge anything. Do you even like me as I like you Moishe? I desire so much more and yet find myself left in shadow. Help me find resolution, Moishe Moskovitz. I wantt o feel again like I used to.

Lazy bastard wrote:

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Who is this?

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that makes me sad more and more. we have talk many times Sad

issac gave me the password. now you don't even know who I am, now dejection and rejection all at once.. Just a girl who had a crush on you Moishe. you don't even remember me. I try to mend my heart but tha fact i am not even remembered brings forth more sorrow. Sad

( I guess you wish me to stop writing you then?

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Is that you sally?

Thanks for naming her Bo! :

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No, sadly you have asked me this before. Moishe, it is me Miriam. You have totally forgot me haven't you?
I am just like tears in the rain. Forgotten as though I never existed. My tears shall flow like water.
I am going to listen to Kanye for a bit, I want to listen to some angry music for awhile.

Hector replied with something I was not expecting! Dirty old Pedo!!!

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Dearest Miriam,
My apologies,sincere and heart felt apologies to you Mariam.
I did not forget you totally honey, i recon with names,lot of names, i
picture you in my mind, each time you write to me, it got to directly
in my heart. You do exist in my mind honey, i swear.Forgive me, i have
have affections for you too, i was jsut trying to check if you are one
rel one
so what is going on? how is your studies? Are oyu doing well?
so what is going on? how is your studies? Are oyu doing well?
Isacc said you are mad at me? okay today is 1st of december, lets put
our diffirences aside and start anew, okay?
Love,
moishe

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Hector continues with Issac, including encouraging him to continue arson:

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Thanks for wirting back, i much appreciate it.good buddy.
One instruction: give other kids the password, let them right to me
too, i love everyone, i am peopels man.
As regards the black lip girl, i do no have a fiht with her, i forget
her, she just told me, i will write to her, I want everybody to be in
my welcome party. I love everyone Isaac, it is better to make lots of
good friends than enemies.
I like the fire art thing, it is interesting, someday we will do it
together, that is so cool with me.
Moishe

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:33 pm

I am opening a new Hecturd Thread. This oen has become long and unwieldy, so, as we move Hector forward in his miserable life, we will have to develop a new thread.

This has been the most fun I have had in baiting, and I look forward t continuing it in the new thread.