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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:02 pm |
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psssttt.... wrong date. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:48 pm |
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Nice Poster!
How about Reward: Complimentary one week stay at Simb@ S@fari Camp. |
_________________ xSomething
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Don't jock with the man of God - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
i don't think i will ever come in contact with bastard bad luck stupid and idiot poor foolish man like you,that wasted my time for no reasons!!!!!!! - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop
...are you goatfucking or did you honest fool you eyes? - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop after a very long day driving around Accra. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:16 pm |
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Nailgunner wrote: |
Thanks DSW
Nice flyer there. I still can't believe that after nearly twigging when he got in here that he went and got a 419eater tattoo. His mind is gone. |
He got TWO! Stomach and arm. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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ScamIsNoGood
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jan 2009
Posts: 124
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:01 am |
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Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote: |
really? you are willing to pay 0$? my suggestion: reward 1 turd. (that's what someone gets for finding a turd... it sticks on your shoes). |
MorganleFay wrote: |
^^ I am voting for "Reward: 1 exploding rat" . |
Jayhawk wrote: |
psssttt.... wrong date. |
Doctor Seviche wrote: |
Nice Poster! How about Reward: Complimentary one week stay at Simb@ S@fari Camp. |
Thanks for the feedback, teamwork rule! I'm quite skilled with desk top publishing, so I have updated the poster after your suggestions in a way so only the professionals could see that the image has been manipulated. It took merely 11 hours, but what a result! Now I'm sure we will find him!
EDIT1: @Uno Nisu: Sorry for leeting in the pic, that was just me copying and pasting so it would go faster and I got more time to expertly work with the graphical design. As you can see on the quality of the result, it really was worth the time gain. |
_________________ "Am A Black Man For Crying Out Loud And I Didnt. Attend No Party.Stop Chating With The Gonzeles,he Is A Fraudster." Paul Leo
"This is a warning note,if you like take it serious or leave it. We are sick and tired of your excuses. " Paul Evanns
"you think i'm a low life man , check mine name and know who you are dealing with because i must make sure you die and dry in jail" Robert Williams
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:23 pm |
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Hahahahahahaha - splendid! |
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Uno Nisu
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2014
Posts: 288
Location: Wherever the character is.
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 12:33 pm |
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leeting on an image |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 2:02 pm |
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Painful as it is, I think it might be time to move this thread to Greatest Hits, along with a good summary page and links to all the previous threads. It's been half a year and the thread keeps getting pushed to the second page. It deserves better!
At least that's my opinion, and I have to nominate DSW's Hecturd bait for whatever uber declaration is available for what must certainly be the most epic of many epic baits on this site. DSW's sig line speaks for itself. |
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Don't jock with the man of God - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
i don't think i will ever come in contact with bastard bad luck stupid and idiot poor foolish man like you,that wasted my time for no reasons!!!!!!! - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop
...are you goatfucking or did you honest fool you eyes? - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop after a very long day driving around Accra. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:13 pm |
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Thanks, Doc. He left Nigeria April 23rd, 2013, so.. his three year anniversary on safari, if he is still on safari, passed. I have hope he will turn up, that he ended up in jail in Kenya or the UAE, and will return with tales of woe.....
...but at this point, the likelihood of him reappearing in my inboxes dwindles, and I am okay with that. I have another lad who may emerge with wonderful tales of woe, someday.... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:18 pm |
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I agree with you, Herr Doctor!
Greatest Hits at the very top. Shitbird deserves that much |
_________________ x 7
x 2 (Hit-lad!)
( Salif/Moustapha Ibrahim)
( Hit-Lad Ali Moses aka Gomerboy Kelvin)
x 1 (Gomerboy tat), x 1 (cooperation with Entomologist)
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Dont you thing that you are a badstard or you are using goat brain? FULLblack goat. - Salif Ibrahim
MONKEY DEY WORK BABOO DEY CHOP IF YOU LIKE CHOP EM BUT GOD WILL GET YOU ONE DAY... - Kelvin, former hitman turned Gomerboy |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:41 pm |
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hmmm, is that a hint that you may have a new turd? |
_________________ Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:41 pm |
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T.R.I.P (Turd Rest In Peace) Maybe but... |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:55 am |
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To honor the memory of our dearly departed Turd, I have commissioned this special gravestone for him:
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_________________ x25
"After the IRS approved our form i became very joyful and much expectant of the money... now i am feeling so bad about the whole thing", "I feel like crying my eyes out of it sockets" - Ozzy Warri-Lome (w/ Big X)
"GOD WILL GORGE YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU", "I BELIEVE YOU ARE A DEVIL INCANATE", "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU" - Rev Nachaat
"god will surely judge you for all you have made me gone through", "STOP PLAYING DIRTY GAMES WITH ME", "OGUN WILL KILL ALL YOU ALL" - Scott Larry Benin City-Sokoto
Leaked Emma Watson/Emily Kinney sextape |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:01 pm |
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THAT is excellent! |
_________________ xSomething
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Don't jock with the man of God - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
i don't think i will ever come in contact with bastard bad luck stupid and idiot poor foolish man like you,that wasted my time for no reasons!!!!!!! - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop
...are you goatfucking or did you honest fool you eyes? - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop after a very long day driving around Accra. |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:47 am |
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^^ Yes, it is, but it makes me feel sad that His Horrible Highness, Lord of the Turds, may, indeed, be good and dead and gone for ever from amongst us. If that is so, RIP, Turd, old boy, King of the Crapper and beloved of none, except your mum and dad and a few other rellies who didn't know how far off the rails you had ventured.
ETA
I just have to add this: for some reason I am unable to fathom, we were hooked on you despite your awfulness, you unmitigatingly irredeemable human being. |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:58 am |
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Dear Turd,
If you are dead, then what a waste of life you turned out to be. Yes, you were a real disappointment. It is true that we all got a few laughs out of DSW's baiting of you, but it would have been nicer if instead of throwing away your morals to prey on innocent people, you would have gotten an honest job. It may have meant a quieter life, but that's better than rotting in a ditch somewhere far from home, don't you think?
Can you imagine where you'd be right now if you had bothered to keep your nose clean? I bet you'd be surrounded by friends and family and although not fabulously rich, at least happy. Maybe you would have had that wife you wanted, along with a few kids.
But no. You had to scam, lie and steal so you made yourself into a target. And what a wonderful target you were until the very end. But still . . . what a waste for you to die lonely, broke and on the edge of sanity in a gutter somewhere in a foreign country when some time in the past you could have taken a different path that would have assured you a longer life.
Screw you for being a horrible human being. I hope hyenas feasted on your remains. I shall miss you tales of woe even if I don't miss you personally.
Sincerely,
Me |
_________________ x 134 known, lost count since then -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
x 188
A.Z. 2013-2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:13 pm |
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Doctor Seviche wrote: |
Painful as it is, I think it might be time to move this thread to Greatest Hits, along with a good summary page and links to all the previous threads...
...DSW's sig line speaks for itself. |
Couldn't agree more! What a stunning bait. Seven years?! How many Tattoos???
An all encompassing summary with links to the original images/videos would be awesome!
I am truly in awe of this one! DSW you're a jedi master (or dark sith lord?). |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699
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Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:18 pm |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:02 pm |
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It may come to that, it looks increasingly like he's not getting back up. Worst of all we won't actually know what hole he finally fell into. But, these things happen.
Greatest hits would be a good resting place for the remains of this first rate bait. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Solar
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Sep 2014
Posts: 1
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Sun May 01, 2016 12:03 am |
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I've been following his journey intermittently for a year or so. Probably longer, I think it was around the time when I signed up for my account. Sad to see that he's disappeared. How long was he gone for the last time he went to jail? |
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699
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Sun May 01, 2016 12:24 am |
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^^ last time, in jail in Egypt, was about 90 days. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun May 01, 2016 1:59 am |
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So many potential titles...
The Taming of the Turd
O Turd, Where Art Thou?
The Silence of the Turd |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Sun May 01, 2016 5:41 am |
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There's always the title he was going to use for his book about his adventures: "Super Lad Sojourn" |
_________________ x25
"After the IRS approved our form i became very joyful and much expectant of the money... now i am feeling so bad about the whole thing", "I feel like crying my eyes out of it sockets" - Ozzy Warri-Lome (w/ Big X)
"GOD WILL GORGE YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU", "I BELIEVE YOU ARE A DEVIL INCANATE", "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU" - Rev Nachaat
"god will surely judge you for all you have made me gone through", "STOP PLAYING DIRTY GAMES WITH ME", "OGUN WILL KILL ALL YOU ALL" - Scott Larry Benin City-Sokoto
Leaked Emma Watson/Emily Kinney sextape |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun May 01, 2016 2:24 pm |
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Well, it looks like this is the end of Turd's adventures for now - Possibly permanently. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. If Dr. Steven Williams hears back from him we can start a new thread, but for now we can lay him to rest, in glory, among his ancestors, in Eater's Greatest hits. Goodnight, sweet prince. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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