Eric and Franklin arrive in Maiduguri, Nigeria (pg 12)

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:42 pm

Stredding the same lad(s) two times in a row. That achievement deserves a unique icon! bow_down

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:48 pm

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we must try our possible best to get the package from
the GPS back to Ghana this so that his wife will be happy again
in her life.

These lads are so very thoughtful.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:29 pm

Outstanding work, Mr L! I can't wait to see what misfortune befalls these lads in Abuja. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

The <strike>eagles</strike> turkeys have landed...

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Hello Mr Malone,

How are you doing? We did not heard from you today? i hope all is well with you.

I am writing to inform you that we just arrived in Abuja this night,
we will try to locate your address you gave us by tomorrow morning to
meet you in person.

I just attached my Nigeria line below for easy communication.

Hope to hear from as soon as possible.

Regards,
Mr Eric

Silence from Moses until tomorrow...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:04 pm

Forked again.
Or maybe they just like traveling Very Happy

Incredible baiting!

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 11:37 pm

Just...wow. I really hope a trip to SH is in the plans.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 4:58 am

World class baiting! Can't wait to see what kind of lad pain you have in store for them this time!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

These are two really obliging boys! And they always seem to be so good natured. Lolol

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 1:17 pm

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we just arrived in Abuja...

So far, so good....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

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Hello Mr Malone,

Good morning!

I am writing to inform you that we still at the bus station at JABI
BUS STATION ABUJA, where we slept last night and we are expecting your
urgent response before we start coming to your office, so that you
will be aware that we are coming or if you come there to pick us we
will appreciate it, because we are short of cash at the moment and we
be glad if you can call us on our provided new Nigeria mobile number
below for easy communication.

Hope to hear from you as soon as possible.

Regards.

Mr Eric

The day goes by with no response...

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

WE ARE TOTALLY CONFUSE WHY YOU KEPT SILENT TO US SINCE YESTERDAY WE
WROTE YOU AN EMAIL.

We have waited for your response, before we tried to locat the NIGERIA
TURKISH INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL where you directed us to come but we
couldn't find your office address as you wrote to us.

I hope you know that we don't know any place in Abuja here. We are
totally confuse at this point, because we don't have any cash at hand,
we took the risk with money we borrowed from people to make sure we
meet in person to sort out this as soon as possible but we don't know
why you kept silent to us since yesterday we wrote you an email up
till now.

We just came back to JABI BUS STATION now where we slept last night
and we are waiting to hear from you to know what next to do.

Hope to hear from you as soon as possible.

Regards.

Mr Eric

Moses finally writes back, somewhat confused:

Quote:

Hello Mr. Eric,

I just received your emails. I am also confused. It was my understanding that you were planning to leave Ghana on Tuesday, which would have you arriving to Abuja on Thursday. That is what I thought you were saying from the email you sent me last week? (definitely not what they said Very Happy

)

I have been out on a delivery route all day. I will try to locate you. I will need to ask one of my workers where the JABI bus station is since I am new to this city I am not certain where that it. I will ask someone and try to be there tomorrow to pick you up. I will be in touch.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 5:54 pm

I would say that so far things are going perfectly to plan. Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:05 pm

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we don't have any cash at hand

Oops.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:05 pm

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...we took the risk with money we borrowed from people...

I see they've prepared for this trip with their usual thoroughness Rolling Eyes

Still I'm sure Moses will ride to their rescue....eventually Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

At least they've got somewhere to sleep. Lololol

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:20 pm

^^^Wait. Where was it they slept?

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

I think someone needs to bait some lads into building some LAD HOSTELS, where stredded Explorers of Africa can get some respite and feed their tapeworms.

I'm sure Moses will need a picture of both these cretins to give to his pick up driver.

Amazing baiting, this really had me laughing tonight.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:33 pm

bware419ers wrote:

Where was it they slept?

streded lad wrote:

We just came back to JABI BUS STATION now where we slept last night and we are waiting to hear from you

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

I tried a web search to find a picture of the Jabi station where they slept, as I was concerned about their comfort. No luck though. Oh well I'm sure their accommodations were most satisfactory.

Fantastic baiting, keep the laughs coming!

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:46 am

This gives a good idea of their luxury accommodation https://goo.gl/maps/vudW9GA1ix62

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:00 am

Looks like paradise. Lucky lads! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:22 am

Dang! I wish I had my lad still in Abuja. Laughing

Well done on getting your lads to move again Mr. L.

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:06 am

I just found out this and thought it too funny not to share: Laughing

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Traders and commuters are converting some bus-stops in the Federal Capital Territory into urinals due to the absence of public toilet facilities.
The practice is prevalent at bus-stops that witness heavy human traffic, especially around Wuse Zone 5 and 6, Jabi Motor park, and Utako area, among others.
It is a common sight to see men in particular, urinating in public view, thereby polluting the environment.
Reacting to the situation, a civil servant, Ibrahim Mohammed, expressed regret that two bus stops between Wuse Zone 5 and 6 are no longer comfortable for passengers waiting to board vehicles to their destinations.
Mr. Mohammed also described the environment around the area as “unhygienic”.
“Besides the inconvenience the situation poses to passengers waiting to board vehicles, it is an embarrassing situation for the country.
“Foreigners use this route, it is a bad remark on our identity before them,” he said.
Also commenting, Moses Atte, a resident in a building close to the bus-stop said that the environment is uncomfortable for residents of the area.
Mr. Atte appealed to the FCT administration to provide public toilets to discourage people from converting public facilities to public toilets.
Another resident, Idowu Sani, described the situation as unacceptable in view of the status of Abuja as the Federal capital city.
Mr. Sani urged the Abuja Environmental Protection Council to take the necessary action to provide public toilets at strategic locations to prevent the on-going abuse of the environment with waste materials, including human waste.

(source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/93943-traders-commuters-convert-abuja-bus-stops-to-public-toilets.html)

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:44 am

I couldn't help but notice they're not far from the Mountain of Fire & Miracles Ministries. Very handy because I get the distinct impression they're gonna need a miracle in the not too distant future Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:04 am

I love the names for shops etc. that they have over there - no wonder our lads come up with some crazy stuff when there are places like:-

"The Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement" (wtf?)
"Virgin Drugs Pharmacy"
The "Rock of Ages Mall" (rockin'!)
"Smart Bride Plaza"

or perhaps Franklin and Eric got something to eat last night at the "Kung Fu Chinese".

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1942

streded lad wrote:

We just came back to JABI BUS STATION now where we slept last night and we are waiting to hear from you

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Land Marks

Jabi Garage/Park is the largest interstate bus park in Abuja where you can find a vehicle going to any part of Nigeria from Abuja. This is the major attraction for people who come to this district. Another popular Landmark is the Jabi Market which like the park is very rowdy and a major commercial point. Another landmark is Chidda Hotel and the AP filling station which is easily recognized by any Abuja Taxi driver you ask.

http://www.nairaland.com/1143660/abujas-jabi-district

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