Turd 7, MIA, still

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:09 am

In fairness I'd prefer a Kenyan prison to seven years of DSW's extra special braindance.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:01 pm

If it ever comes out that Turd dedded himself, we should all pitch in for a ouija board so DSW can bait his spirit.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

^^^ lololol ^^^

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:49 pm

I wonder how the internet service is in hell. Will his spirit wander endlessly looking for a good connection?

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:06 am

He may be in jail, but according to someone who knows the are, in Kenya, prisoners get access to email through bribes. Of course he is also broke, so, perhaps he cannot afford the bribe. The other options are that he is dead, or that he twigged, or he found himself here, again, and the third whack with the clue bat did not give him a concussion, this time.

With luck, he will reemerge with tales of woe. I miss the rotten little shit. He still has room for more tattoos.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:53 am

DSW, has the Muslim fellow written Turd to ask what is going on? I loved how weirdly specific his timetable was and how Turd never questioned it.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:14 am

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

We all miss the rotten little shit, DSW. I do hope he's not dead and it would be a real shame if he'd found himself on here, again, and finally twigged.

It always seemed to me that he was so invested in all this, and so deeply in the mire of the fantasy, that discovery would be too much of a psychological blow for him to get his head round

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:21 am

As the days go by without any hint to Turd whereabouts and/or potential deadedness, it's interesting to speculate on what he is doing right at this moment.

Is he brewing prison wine in the toilet of Kenyan jail cell?

Wandering through the African desert like a heavily tattooed Moses?

On day 43 of trying to convince St. Peter that, no, he really is a great guy, honest, while some angels nearby keep looking at their laptop screens, looking back at Turd, and sniggering like school children?

Getting roughly Bernie'd by six muscle-bound men in the prison showers?

Wrapping up another day of indentured servitude on a construction site in Dubai?

Having phenomenal sex with Yu Wei Ting atop the many piles of money gifted to him by the Buddish temple?

The possibilities are endless. (Well, probably not the last one.)

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 4:14 am

I think its more likely he is getting gang raped on tops of piles of sheets in the laundry room.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Jan 2014 Posts: 32

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Wrapping up another day of indentured servitude on a construction site in Dubai?

Would be funny, but he never did get there (or?), the hebrew tatts would be another thing - is turd in the foundation of a monumental building? As a trans-African secret agent and conspirator of many crimes it would be a appropriate resting place.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:29 pm

I've been reading up on some old elements of this bait. One line that leapt out to me from 2012, before Hector had even heard the word "biometrics," was:

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It is an insult to my spiritual belief and personality by asking to take a naked photo?

Oh how Hector changed over the years.

Has Bernie or anyone from the Temples sent him anything lately? Maybe Yu should send him a message informing him she has been subjected to an arranged intertemple marriage to a man named Mr. Hardick. She only has 3 months before the wedding and misses her Moishe...

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^^^

shortly after that, cutting his noodle was a hobby of him. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:59 am

I hope he realizes that being gang raped in prison will likely cause his anus biometrics to change (they may take up an entire page on their own) and will cause any of the agencies (DSW) he has been with to reject his inheritance claims as an imposterator if/when he is released.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

maybe it would have been an idea to instruct him, that he needs biometric images after every "incident" to document the biometric changes to his butt.

imagine him sitting in his cell, taking a picture of his butt. and when he gets asked what he is doing (maybe one of his cellmates), he has to find a lousy answer to prevent them knowing the truth.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^ Perhaps he could be a good sport and show us a tapeworm emerging, just for the delectation of Robert H. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2011 Posts: 229

Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote:

^^

maybe it would have been an idea to instruct him, that he needs biometric images after every "incident" to document the biometric changes to his butt.

imagine him sitting in his cell, taking a picture of his butt. and when he gets asked what he is doing (maybe one of his cellmates), he has to find a lousy answer to prevent them knowing the truth.

^^ Hahahaha love it! Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

Anything?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:29 am

^^^ Can you speak to your grandfather and see if he knows anything? Very Happy

Ok, I'll stop making easy Discworld jokes and let myself out . . . .

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:41 am

I HAVE MY STANDARDS.

TURD IS ON HIS OWN WHEN HIS SAND RUNS OUT.

TRUST ME ON THIS.

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:43 am

Hmm, no Easter miracle for Turdboi, I'm beginning to think that he is human (for a given value of 'human') after all.

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:40 am

To help us properly celebrate the resurrection of Christ, let's go back in time and remember this heartwarming Easter message that Turd wrote to Walid just under four years ago:

(DSW's formatting replicated to the best of my ability, though I also enlarged a couple of other gems I thought worthy of further emphasis)

On April 9, 2012, before South Africa, before Kenya, before most of the tattoos and any of the biometrics, before finding the Eater forums multiple times, a nostalgic and likely very inebriated Turd wrote:

Today is Easter Sunday, a memorable day when died for our sins, crucified and saved us.
This today, last year I was in prison in Cairo, I celebrated the last year Easter Sunday there, but today I am somewhere else, I was thinking and memory comes, then I decide to write you a few notes.
I do not see any reason why we should be suffering and incarcerated for nothing, I think every person has a right to decide and live his life the way he wants. From deep thinking I see you to be a prophet of mohammed,you exhibit the nature of higher, true love, but you think deeply ,medicate and memorize bring yourself back to your tender ages, your families, friends think it backward and forward. Think about it. Are you really enjoying your life, Are you really giving back to the people, the nature as it has given so much to you and save your life? What is the purpose of existence? Walid, what is a life all about ? do you think life is all about cars, monies, hiding and hiding. Top me I will say NO? Life is much more and more than that. I have seeing places walid, I have travelled a lot as wanted man and as unseeing man. I know some secret you don’t know Walid? I some higher intelligent brains tactics. Some fucking wise one.
But you have allowed your guy to use to deceive me all these years. You have lied some much to me just because he tell you to do that you never even care to see if what you are told is lie or truth, but you just all along go and say it, even though you know and can imagine the kind of danger I was in, you never cared, but you went on and say all your guy tell you to say to me. And where does this leaves us now? You on the wheel chair, me I have no money to come to you. I hate to see you on wheel chair, I do not like it, I don’t like to see you sick brother, you are true brother and fried, I respect you, I know you did not intentional lied to me, maybe you are paid to do so. Your guy and Epstein have caused me lot of havoc, I am still thinking what to do. I will tell you the truth, I am still very bitter about this, think of it if I have died, what do I gain? What will my people say? What will my family achieve?
Walid you know what, the whole Egypt is looking for me and guess what Epstein run off and lied that died, and do you know the next thing Bernie and Epstein attorney confirmed that Epstein was died, and I was then in hot , hot danger zone near Rea sea, no help, nothing, no fucking helper Walid no one, nothing. I fervently prayed and swear may almighty Jesus bring curse in multiple fold to all men and women who have caused me ordeal.
Do you realize I have been suffering and saving this secret for years, for years no help, no means, nothing.
Your guy lied to you and me , but brother, I am so sorry, I do not give a fuck about your guy and Epstein anymore? They are fuckers, you know what I help your guy for three years, I saved him from shame, I alone took that shame, I gave him his enemies, I told him secret about three moles that was close to killing him right. What else can a man do to show true respect, love and dedication and loyality? And he killed then and now the Patrick is looking for me to kill me, so also is Sarah, everyone and but your guy sit down there and enjoy and tell you to tell me bullshit. Do you know how much I have spent during all this years? Now I have no one to turn to for help here, I am wanted everywhere. I think it is useless to continue to keep this secret secret anymore? What have I gain all these years that I have been this secret secret? Nothing, I gain nothing brother, just promises, fake promises, go left, go right, come cape town, for east, observe operational security all this is bull shit. Operational security abide only when all this shit is not revealed, the day is reveals there no any operational security I think you know you guy do send planes to anywhere anyone he want? Because they are important, I think because I kept this secret so close to myself all this while, perhaps is the reason why your think k it is not important to send me help. Well, I guess we are gotten to the topmost of this shit now.
Look, walid, I am not a fool, I have been fool for three years because they use you to talk to me as brothers, but know I see that you do not know much of the issue that is going on, so please do not come back and tell me some stupid bullshit they tell you to tell me, I am going to address this issue more clear pretty soon.
This your guy say I have this money, I have that I have this I have that, ? If you, Epstein and Bernie really cherish the help and suffering , the burden that I have been taken for three years now, and then you will come for me. Lets us stop deceiving ourselves, Today is Easter Sunday, one year after prison brother, I am not stupid, anymore, I am going to explode seriously very very soon.
I am tired of the lies you and your guys tell? Hold on let me remind you of something do you remember when I came out of prison guy your forced me to go do a job in with Gary, your guy said Epstein give him order to kill Irina with the baby if I do not go to do the job , you too, I remember you Walid told me go do it, orlese my guy will kill your girl and baby. Do you remember you told me that Walid do you?
I think you have been BLINDLY AND IGNORANTLY passing orders from about that are life threatening and you do not even care or can even thinking. if the order are good for health or not, just blindly you passing on? Do you know how many times I meet with death in desert? How many millions of people looking for me? Walid you have been used against your own brother, do you think I survive by whose power? By only Allah power I survived so that I can live to tell me story about this? No one ever imagine I will survived, but I did survived by the grace of Allah, this time I am alive not dead, I will handle this issue more clearly. I Think your guy think is the one only cracy in this world, me too I am fucking cracy tough motherfucker, his empire will be destroy in his owns eyes just because he will not send my fund to me. This guy has hurted me so much and wasted my time, he made a mistake, he never knew I am his strong hold, I knew some secret e never know,those secret can not be pass on here.
I forgive you , you are brother, but I do not have ca to to come to you.
Greet everyone out there brother, but tell them I am not happy, but I wish them good easter, one year after prison
Sallam

How history repeats. Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:01 pm

Where oh where has our little turd gone?
Where oh where can he be? Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Refresh my memory? What what the big secret?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:18 pm

Something to do with Krochmeister maybe? Or the Liberia massacre? Or maybe it was another revelation from Kitty Katty.