Kevin the Idiot - wooed, screwed and tattooed - Year 3

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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:06 am

^Something like that but first let's hear from Kevin and Khan eh?

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Ginger Khan,

I want inform you that we received a red alert from International Monetary Fund, (IMF) they place stop odder on your package which suppose to get across to you tomorrow being Friday, according to them you have not obtain the necessary documents to back up the fund.

In that case you are to obtain the following documents.

1) Fund Release Odder Certificate

2) Fund Ownership Certificate

3) International Clearance Certificate

4) Certificate Of Origin.

You are to obtain the above mentioned documents before we could be able to deliver your ATM CARD to you.

Upon the receipt of this mail I will forward to you the contact of the person that will issue you the documents to enable us deliver your ATM CARD to you.

I am looking forward to hear from you

Thanks

Mr. Dickie Head

Red Alert? Odder? Wait What?

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Infadels

Today I issue red alert on your head

You have 2 hours and and 46 minutes

Luckily my Business partner is cool and calm (clam surely?):

Quote:

You are very stupid you have to obtain the documents

Or maybe not. Let's hope Ginger Khan is okay with this turn of events:

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Infadels

You are dead man

Am glad that is smoothed over as I'm kinda enjoying my time at the beach. Sadly it soon will be over with or not:

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Kevin:I have given him second bill
He need to obtain some documents before he could received his fund
My love I will send you the account today which u will use to send my own money tomorrow
What u are sending to me is $11.000 while u get $8,100 we have $19,100 in the account
I love u so much and we are going to make a look t of money
MUCH MUCH LATER
Darla: Hunny guess what?
Kevin:What my love
Tell me
Darla: Chicken Butt
Kevin:Hahahaha
U are funny
How are u doing
Darla: Am glad I can make you laugh but Mr. Jizzler told me he needs me here fore another week my love.
Kevin:Baby this does not sound so good to me to Auntie Mary and the jobs we have at hand
Darla: I know my love but I need you to be strong
Kevin:s not all about being strong things are going to spoil if time is not taken
Baby if I tell u I don't even have a single money with me u won't believe it
This job we started required money when u get money from clients u invest some so that they can pay more
Darla: Why do you need to invest money?
Kevin:There are some things that I need to get like online banking some prove to make them pay
Baby I am into this and I know how it works
Darla: Hunny you need to step up and do this for us ok?
Kevin:I need some money to do that
Pls send me some even if is $300 it will go a long way before u return
Pls I beg u in the name of God if tell Mr. James that u are not yet back he will feel bad u know he want to hear ur voice
Darla: Baby just send him and anyone else some documents so that they feel like they are being taken care of ok?
Kevin:I have no single money to get those documents
That's why I asked u to send me little so I can make everything legal
Pls
Darla: My sweatie it costs $2 a minute just to phone from here so I can't imagine sending anything now. Just bite the bullpin and do this for us because we will be rich.
Kevin:U need to try baby I am helpless here
Just take a look at it u work to get money and when the money entered u can't see it u have been away for two weeks now
I would have done this long time ago Nigeria is too hard for someone to help u get things done everything here required money my love if it is that easy I would have done it long time ago without waiting for u baby
Darla: Hunny you need to man up and make things good for us.
Kevin:I am telling u how things is here
Why not have change of heart and help me out
Why are we lovers send me any amount from there pls
I hands are tied I need ur help now pls my love
Darla: Please just don't screw this up ok? I have taken a lot of chances and want this to work smoother than a silk ear.
Kevin:The same here
This is the time I need ur help to make it more smoother
Mr. James won't even believe me now u have made me a lair before him
Even if I told him that the document has being issued he will like to hear ur voice and u know that
Darla: Ok maybe I can call him tomorrow but quit pussy willowing around and send him something!
Kevin:All u need to do is to call him and let him know when u are coming back then I will know what to tell him
Do u still have his number and u will also call Mr. OP
Darla: Send them both to me as I'm just aboott o go on a moonlight cruise with my newest talent Celine DionGomez
Kevin:Just tell them to go ahead and follow my instruction that u will be back by next week and u are very sorry for the delay
Darla: ok
Kevin:Ginger James number 867-5309
Wait for Trucker john number
Trucker John number 876-5309
Pls baby don't fail to call them tomorrow and tell them what I told u
Tell them that some money were missing in our branch office in Aruba that u want to make sure that the problem is solved before coming back and u will definitely come back next week and they should follow my instruction in odder for them to receive their funds before ur arrival in the state ok
Darla:Ooh Fabrizio the limo driver is here I have to go
Kevin:OK
Do not forget what I told y baby
I love u

867-5309:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 11:46 pm

The Idiot is still stalling until Darla gets back and hands him his not so hard earned cash:

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Kevin:Hi baby did u called James and John I asked u to call ?
Darla: Yess
Kevin: And what is their response?
Hello my love

Kevin: Baby why are u not responding to me
?
Darla:Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am drunky
Kevin:Why
Darla:Yess
Kevin: Why could u get drunk
Darla: Am enertianin
Kevin:Entertaining by who?
Darla: Awww jutt ss having drinks with Sloop dawgy or whateever he calls himself
Kevin:Ok
What was the respond from James and John whom u called yesterday
Darla: Huh?
Kevin:Don't u get my question
Darla: Am notunderstanding yur meaning
Kevin:I mean our clients that I asked u to call what was their respond
Darla:Oh hang on Carlito is here to rub my feet.
PAUSE
Darla: Oooooh
Kevin:What
Darla: Oh sorry it must have been an auto erection but damn this is one fine massage.
Kevin: Ok
Let's talk tomorrow by then u must have come back with ur sense
U can't remember anything
Darla: Why you acting like mister high and mighty hammer pants?
Kevin:I asked u a question and u couldn't answer me
Darla: quentin?
Kevin:Yes
I asked u what was the respond of James and John whom I asked u to call
Darla: Oh yeah I forgot.They had phallis ies but said something aboot monet and *I made it smooth ok?
Kevin:I told them to pay for notarizing and stamping the document
Darla: oh k thta makes smartyy djsh shit hang on furking keybpoardssa FUVCKKKK
THE NEXT DAY
Kevin: How are u doing?
Darla: Hiya
Kevin:How are u doing
Darla: Am great my sweats
Kevin:Baby I missed u a lot
Darla: Awww
Kevin:My what did James said
Darla: He seemed to understand but wants his money quickest my love
Kevin:Baby u need to come back so we can make a lot of money
Darla: Hunny you need to handle this until am home ok?
Kevin:U need to come back
I am doing my best but two hands are better than one
We are a team
If u don't come back this week things are going to spoil pls try come back my love
Darla: Why would they get spoilt?
Kevin:Cos without u getting the money out of the bank and for me to do the necessary things it will get spoiled
Darla: Hunny you told me you were a expert but now it seems like you don't know what to do
Kevin:I asked James and John to pay for notarizing and stamping their documents but they were angry
I hope they pay soon
U work to get money and when u don't have the money at hand u can't do anything
I did everything at the first place and now it required money to get other things done
When I was working alone if they pay I use their money to secured hard documents and they will pay more
I am on this and I am the one to tell u how it works
So u need to come back I need money to make things go well
Darla: Then borrow some money until I get back sweatie. You need to take this bullshit by the horns ok?
Oooh it's Happy Hour at the Club soon need to go for a bit. Later Gator
Kevin:No one is ready to borrow me money my love
I have tried all I could
If u get the money to me we are going to make much money I promised

Meanwhile Kevin is trying to get some more cash using this shlock:

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This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email and the content is well noted, I am very sorry for what ever the delay must have caused you and promised to make things right this time around.

I want you to know that we have to follow things accordingly and make sure everything is legal to avoid any illegal question from your bank as soon as the fund get transferred into your bank account.
What is left now is just the notarizing and stamping of your document as soon as it is done your fund will be transfer into your bank account without any further delay.
Please Mr. Baiter try as much as you can to send the money with the account I provided to you that's the account of the Attorney that will notarize and stamp your document, make sure you send the $1,700 and your fund will be transfer immediately.
Judy will be back next week and she is not in the position to notarize and stamp the document it is the duty of a lawyer and your duty to pay the fees.
I hope you understood me very well? I am looking forward to hear from you and let me know when the payment will be made.
Thanks for your patient

Sadly this ain't sitting well with Trucker John:

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Now lissen here there Richard I done paid into that other dang account
and now you wants me to do something else? What kind of game you
talking bout here cause am madder than a wet hen with its ips smeared
in jam I is!!!! See I done talked to that Judy and that Womern never
done said nothing bout no different account no she didn't? In fact
she done told me everything was tickedy Boo just likes it oughta be
got it feller?

Now get me my god dang documents before I goes into a French Canadian
Frenzy and does something I surely will regret but enjoy me some
stratisfaction at the same time if you is getting me?

AND

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Hey there Richard feller now you wants $1,700 for some stamps does you? Well by God if you thinks I is just a a simple kinda man then you gots no more truth in you than the man in the moon for sure for sure. At least that womerns you gots working with you has some sense cause you is acting like you been like my Boy Raymond was after he got that big old pop knot on his head when he was driving around thinking he was that Mario Andruzzi feller and had himself a crack up but enough about Raymond for now and lets talk brass taxes if you is getting my meaning?

So I can gets to that Bank I'm thinking on Tuesday after my nap but if you don't be good to your word I'm liable to be coming over to where you are at and giving you an Ass whopping to end all Ass whoopings so don'ts be doing nothing stulid or we is gonna have us a big old slobberknocker!!!

You catching my meaning?

John

Ginger James also seems to be rather upset:

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Richard,

How on earth do funds go missing?

What kind of incontinent people am I dealing with here where funds go missing and who is in charge of this Mickey Mouse operation?

Since funds are missing, I contacted my bank and retracted my deposit of $13,500.00.

At least your Atlanta bank isn't missing funds as I received that right away.

With regard to Judy, what the heck is a chicken butt?
I am flying to Aruba in the morning to hunt down Judy and I will get to the bottom of this.

I am not happy. Not happy Richard. I blame you.

Oddly enough Judy AKA Darla did meet a nice man at Happy Hour tonight....hmmmm.

Ginger Khan is getting weirder and weirder (more weirder surely?)

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Infadels
I have my money back no thanks to you but to my bank who is smart bank
This means I am not stupid like you say
Is you who is stupid
Not me
All I am wanting is your head on a stick
I have found how to so that because I am not stupid
Is you who is stupid
Stupid stupid stupid and I am closer than you know
I am finding the Earl and Newt and I kill you
I kill you dead
Stupid infadels
You die soon
Maybe not today and pehhaps not tomorrowing
But perhaps next Tuesday or the Tuesday after that
You will see

Closer than you know? Is that why Auntie Mary is receiving odd phone calls? Nah:

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Auntie: Deary how are you? I am a bit troubled
Kevin:I am fine
Why are u troubled?
Auntie: Some strange man keeps telephoning me. I don't know what he is saying. He has a weird accenting. I hang up and he calls over and over. I wish Darla or someone was here to make him stop calling.
Kevin:Why is him doing that don't him know that u are and old woman
And how did him get ur number
I wish I am there to stop him
Auntie: Me too deary. I hope you come soon.
Kevin: Let me know if he called again
Auntie: He calls non stop. I unplugged my phone so that it won't ring anymore.

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:29 am

Kevin is keeping a stiff upper lip with Ginger Khan:

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Mr. Ginger Khan you are the most senseless and stupid man I ever talk with before, all our foreign beneficiaries are now making use of their fund and you are there saying all manner of nonsense.

How do you think this fund will get to you without proper documentation? I only told you what is needed to be done and did not request any money from you all you could do is to get your money back do you think I care for that? I have nothing to do with your money if I am infedels I would have taken a way the money and asked you to pay more. Don't be stupid Mr. Ginger Khan and follow the simple instruction and received your card by now you suppose to have been making use of your card as others are doing but you choose to be stupid.

Do you think that USA is a place you do something illegal and made away with it? I am waiting for you come and cut of my head.

Finally I want to ask are you still interested in receiving this ATM CARF? or should i inform the board of directors to cancel your payment and destroy your file?

Get back to me now the choice is yours

Thanks

Sadly Ginger Khan has other ideas:

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Infadels
I talk to your wife
Stupid woman
I purchase flowers for her grave
I am haveing many connects in stupid state of America
You will see them very soon

Wait what? Maybe that is why Auntie had a strange chat earlier:

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Kevin: Hello Auntie Mary how are u doing today?
Auntie: I took accidentally too much of my Medicine and I am very jittery and I plugged my phone back in and that nasty foreigner called but I yelled at him and he seems to have enjoyed it. So we talked a bit. He seems to think my Earl is alive I had to explain that my Earl died way back. He got nice with me and we are friendly now. He says a friend of his will visit me with flowers so I'm waiting for him.
Kevin: U shouldn't have done that Auntie Mary
He is a strange man
Did u gave him ur address?
Auntie: He already knew my address.

Meanwhile, Darla is relaxing er I mean working in Aruba:

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Kevin: Hi sweetie
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing today
Darla: Good but I met a strange man last night while out for Happy Hour
Kevin: Who was the strange man and what did him do to u?
Darla: His name was James from Ohio and he was looking for a woman
Kevin: Are u sure he was not the James that paid the $13,500
And what did him do to u
Darla: I don't know if it was him but why would he be here????
Kevin: The last mail he sent to me he mentioned something about going to Aruba
Where is him now and what did u discuss with him?
Darla: And you didn’t borther to tell me??? What the Fucken hell!
Kevin: Baby I never knew he mean it
But what did u discuss with him
Darla: We talked of many things really.
Kevin: Like what and what
Did u guys talk about the job we have at hand?
Darla: Of course not silly why would we do that?
Kevin: Ok
And what are the things u guts talked about?
Darla: He said he was looking for a Woman that owed him some money.
Kevin: And what was the name of the woman
Did him mentioned the woman's name to u?
Darla: He said it was Beth or Judy or something like that
Kevin: And what did u tell him?
Darla: Nothing much as I wasn’t sure I could help him
Kevin: Ok
And where is him now?
Darla: I’m not sure but he wanted to talk to me over dinner this evening
Kevin: Baby u have to be very careful
Darla: ok
Kevin: Why not call James
The one that paid the money
Darla: I told you it is too expensive to call from here.
Kevin: Ok
Please be careful
And now Auntie Mary was saying something I will send u what she just said
Darla: Ooh my Yoga instructor Sven is here I had better limber up
HE SENT AUNTIE’S CHAT
Kevin: This is what Auntie Mary sent to me
MUCH LATER
Darla:Hunny I just got a phone call from that John in Oklahoma and he seemed angry. He said you gave him a new Bank Account??? WTF???? You had better explain yourself Mr. Man!
THEN DARLA POSTED A VERY NICE PICTURE AS SHE IS MEETING MR. (GINGER) JAMES FOR DINNER ON THE BEACH

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:34 am

After Darla found out that Kevin was trying to take her not so hard earned money there was a bit of a Kerfuffle:

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Kevin: Baby this shouldn't be a problem I told him that it was the account of the attorney that will notarize and stamp his document and and immediately he paid the money I will then issue him the document and get you ur own % is still the same thing
Since u are not yet back I don't want the jobs we have at hand to spoil so I have to carry on and give u update just call him and asked him to pay into the account I gave to him
If he paid into the same account and u are not back he will be worried and there is no way I can get money to issue him the document and that will jeopardize all our effort am glad I told u that I asked him to pay $1,700 didn't I ? Pls tell him to pay into the account I gave to him u will get ur own money my love
Darla: But you deceived me!!!!
Kevin: How did I deceived u?
Darla: Mr. Man you went behind my back side and it is I only luck that I found out aboot it.
Kevin: How I told u that I gave them bill to pay
The only mistake I make is not telling u that I gave them another account
I am sorry about that a lot of things are on my mind pls forgive me
Is still our money
Darla: How many other clients have you given different accounts to?
Kevin: Is just Trucker John and Ginger James
Cos of the document that needs to be notarize my love
I did not give anyone account
Darla: Then use their money to pay for that and move on. I’ll keep my money since you aren’t being honest.
Kevin: Which money are u keeping
So we are not working like a team again
None of the have paid the second bill and we need to work together and if u don't want us to work together let me know
Darla: I can’t be sure of that because you have been deceiving me so anything in the account I provided should be mine to keep it fair.
Kevin: So what happened to me?
U do not mess up with me if not I will make u pay for this
U don't play with my sweat
Darla: Don’t threaten me got it?
Kevin: I'm not threatening u is just a promised
I don't see the reason why u should tell me this now upon what we have gone through the love we shared together now u want me to move on because u think u have a lot of money in the account right?
Darla: You tried to take everything for yourself so I will take what I deserve
Kevin: What is that I tried to take
The two people I gave another account have not paid yet
And u are the reason we have not collected much money
Listen that money that is in the account is for both of us and if u think u can eat alone I will make u pay for it don't play with me
Darla: I can ask Mr Ginger James personally and don’t think I won’t!
Kevin: U should understand that I am in control of this and don't put urself into problem or I make u go to jail u better comply and don't mess me up
Darla: Threatening me again? What the Fucken Hell????
Kevin: Why are u so greedy? I asked u send me some money let me get the documents and continue the job u refused come back and get the money out of the account u refused and I have to bring out an idea to collect second money from them for both of us to get the document to them and u are there trying to play fast one on me
Darla: Me greedy? Oh don't be silly!
Kevin: Yes u are if u are not greedy why would u tell me that all the money in the account is urs and nothing for me is that not greedy?
Darla: No that is reality!
Kevin: It is not reality
It is greediness
Darla: You have stolen from me so I am only taking my fair share.
Kevin: We need to continue working like a team and make too much money
I have not stolen anything they have not paid the money ask Ginger James and Trucker John
Darla don't mess me up
Darla: If you want to be a team then email the original leads I sent you and give them the proper account. If you don’t then I will keep all of the money because it is mine.
KEVIN SENT A THUMBS UP FOR SOME REASON
Kevin: My love is just only James and John I gave another account and I have told u the reason I gave them the account
Can't u understand me?
Is just two of them
Do u think If i gave others another account and still border about u coming back for the money
I would have move on I gave others the same account and they are trying to come up with the fees
Where did I go wrong why re u so mean to me now is this how u behave ?
Darla: Don’t go there! You are the lair and the cheater here not me!
Kevin: U are
If I may ask what are u so even doing in Aruba
Darla don't play with me
Darla: Send me my share of the money that you made behind my backside then maybe I will trust you again.
Kevin: Baby I swear to God almighty I have never collected any money behind ur back
If I ever collect any money at ur back let me die
But if u think u can play fast one on me I will make u rot in jail I swear
Darla: Here’s a great idea. I will contact all of the original leads and tell them you are no longer an employee so they can deal with me now.
Kevin: U think it is easy like that
I am sending them message now I told them everything about u and have them ur data and u are going to rot in jail
Let's see who will regret this
U don't play with me
I am in control here and they won't believe u because I am the one that sent them message
U think u are smart
A lot of then are desperate and if I tell them that u are fake they will locate u
U don't know the problem u are trying to put urself now
Darla: You are an idiot and I will enjoy spending my money.
Kevin: Go ahead and spend it and u will enjoy going to jail
Darla: Best of luck with that moron.
Kevin: I am sending Ginger James message now that u are that Judy that have his money and tell him everything u will see urself in jail soon
U think u are wise I thought I was doing something with a good woman not knowing that[b] u are a beast
With wicked hrt[/b]
Let's see who will regret this I will tell Anita the kind of person u are and ur company will here all this Anita is far better than u
I thought I am in love not knowing u have a wicked heart
Just that I told u what is on grand and u start to act funny
Darla: No one will believe an idiot like you. It's a shame you cheated me because we could have made a lot of money together.
Kevin: Baby I did not cheat u
They all believe me even if y send them message they will still forward it to
Me
So u better behave urself let's make too much money or u lose everything and rot in jail
If they did not believe me they won't pay do u know what I did before they have to pay
Darla: More secrets eh? Great this is getting more and more better.
Kevin: We have made a lot of money and will still make more so play cool and let's make money
Yes they paid into that account u provided about $19,100 is that not a big money?
And now u think u are smart and can play with me
I thought u love me?
Baby don't put urself into problem that u can't come out of it
Darla: You had better shape up and quit threatening or you will get NOTHING AND LIKE IT! Anyhow I need to go for my massage with Hans. Isn’t that a funny name for a masseur?
Kevin: U need to trust me I won't cheat on u I love u so much
Oh is a funny name my love
I love u so much and we shouldn't be quarrelling

So true to his words Kevin sent a message to Ginger James (who just happens to be in Aruba looking for Judy but found another Skank to kick with):

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Dear beneficiary: Mr. Ginger James,

Are you still interested in receiving this fund or I should inform (IMF) to cancel your payment and destroy your file?

You have just 24hours to make the payment of $3,500 for notarizing and stamping your document and return back the $13,500 which you instructed your bank to retracted.

Fail to do so your payment will be cancel and you will lose the sum of $39.6Millon which is to be transfer into your bank account.

I have made my point the choice is yours.

Thanks

Oddly enough Mr. James doesn't take this lightly:

Quote:

Dick,

I wired the $13,500.00 and the $3,500.00 to the Early account in Georgia.

I have problems getting good internet service here in Aruba. I am very happy that I am here now.

I must go, there's a lovely lady I have been chatting up that requires another drink. I think she is perfect. She'll be more perfect if I get her drunk.

I'll touch base with you later, I expect my $39.6 million by the time I get back home.

Meanwhile Kevin also contacted Trucker John:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Trucker John,

I received a message from Judy that you called her and was angry about the money I asked you to pay, that I gave you another account to pay the $1,700. Do you think I am deceiving you or what? Listen I am in charge here and without my instruction your fund will not be transfer into your bank account.

Do not fail to send the money today as you promised and make sure that you send the money with the account i gave to you which is the attorney's account, immediately you send the money your document will be notarized and stamped and your fund will be transfer into your bank account without any further delay.

Fail to send the money today I will inform the board of directors to cancel your payment and destroy your file, and you will lose the sum of US$39.9M the earlier you act fast will be better for you.

I told you to hold me by my word be rest assured that your fund will be transfer into your bank account as soon as you make the payment today.

I am looking forward to hear from soon.

Trucker John ain't happy; no he ain't:

Quote:

Now you lissen here Fisher I done talked with that little lady and she
done know nothing about this other account and said she'd get to the
bottom of it real quick like too! But now you is threatening to take
my money is you? What sort of Businessman is you coming out with all
that Bull Butter cause you is starting to act like a Grade A Moron and
I feels like coming over and putting a pop knot on your head that Max
Factor couldn't cover up. Don't tempt me feller cause I got me a whole
drum of whoop ass that ain't been used up by God!

So you better be civil as I ain't joking cause my mama didn't raise no
jokers no she didn't! That there money I sent to that there Judy
womern today has been done sent and if you think you is getting in my
way then you is getting an Ass Whooping unless I gets my 39.9M!

John

PS - How big a boy are you anyway?

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:57 pm

I've been a bit delinquent in posting so hopefully this will make some sense. First off let's see what Kevin and Trucker John are up to:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Trucker John,

I gave you an instruction to send the money to the attorney's account for him to notarize and stamp your document to enable us wire your fund into your bank account and you went and send it to the first account, that means you have to wait until Judy returned back she is still in Aruba and there is nothing I can do until she gets back you failed to follow my instruction.

Your document will not be notarize and stamp until Judy returns back she is the one that have access to the account you sent the money, you can't follow simply instruction.

Do not border me about this until she back have I made myself clear?

I am looking forward to hear from soon.

Well that oughta make Ol' TJ madder than a Bird Dog tied to an ant hill with it's ears smeared in Jam:

Quote:

Now you lissen here Dick and lissen good cause I'm about to come over than and mop the floor with you and mop it again with you for leaving a waxy yellow buildup! I don't take me too long to whoop man's Ass so don't you be tempting me feller.

Now I is done tired of all your belly aching and bitching little a little girl so why don't you do me a favor and quit being a pussy footer and sends me my documents before I says something that might be offendable to you got it?

Catch you on the flip flop,

John

Meanwhile Kevin and Auntie Mary seem to be in a wee bit of trouble:

Quote:

Kevin: Hello Auntie Mary how are u doing today?
Auntie Mary: I took accidentally too much of my Medicine and I am very jittery and I plugged my phone back in and that nasty foreigner called but I yelled at him and he seems to have enjoyed it. So we talked a bit. He seems to think my Earl is alive I had to explain that my Earl died way back. He got nice with me and we are friendly now. He says a friend of his will visit me with flowers so I'm waiting for him.
[/color]Kevin: U shouldn't have done that Auntie Mary
Auntie Mary: He is a strange man
[/color]Kevin: Did u gave him ur address?
Auntie Mary: He already knew my address.
AUNTIE GOES OFF LINE
Kevin: Oh this is crazy I am not in support of this he could be harmful
Kevin: Hi
Kevin:hi Hello
THE NEXT DAY
Auntie Mary: Do you know someone named Ginger Khan? I have some very upsetting information and I am very bothered by it. Short story long deary- someone nearly killed me thinking that I was some kind of scammer. But the man did not kill me. He explained why he was sent to kill me and I put 2 and 2 together and I know what is happening.you and Darla are playing a very dangerous criminal thing and what happens when your victims come looking for you? They do a search on my old company and they find me. Why are you two doing this? And why are you two putting me in harms way? I am very sad.
Kevin: Auntie Mary I really do not understand what u are saying What is going on?Have u talk to Darla Talk to me pls
Auntie Mary: Deary- please don't lie to me. I may be old but I can smell shit from shinola. Don't worry deary. I did not tell that man anything about you or Darla. You claim to be Richard something. I will not put your life in danger by telling that man anything about you. I will not put darlas life in danger either. I know what is going on an I need to express my complete sadness that you two are doing this. It's not right deary. It's illegal. I will not interfere but I am so disappointed. You two broke my heart
Kevin: I am sorry
I'm crying now For putting in this mess Pls forgive us We are sorry
Auntie Mary: It will take me time to get my head right. I know deep down you are a good boy. I'll forgive but I am really sad. I have to have some time and pray.

Sooo I guess we need to hear from Ginger Khan eh?

Quote:

Infadels
I talk to your wife
Stupid woman
I purchase flowers for her grave
I am haveing many connects in stupid state of America
You will see them very soon

AND

Quote:

Infadels
You almost makeing stupid old woman lose her head
My friend had enjoyable talking with her and had a tour of her home without her knowledgeing
I see you
Kevin the Idiot in Nigeria
Darla in stupid state of America
I see you
You await me cutting off your head?
I am closer than you know
Both heads will float in river without the eyes as the hawk will eat the eyes from you and her corpses
Yes

I hope Kevin isn't 'Bordered' by this turn of events:

Quote:

You are very stupid you think I am in Nigeria hahahaha I laugh at you greedy man like you and qgo told you that my name is Kevin the Idiot you got it all wrong you can't find me stupid man.

Fuck off and go die

OOOOOO Tough Guy Kevin eh? Let's see how he does with Darla's latest love interest:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Ginger James,

Yes I am married with kids, James how can you just mate a lady and fall in love next you want to propose to her without knowing much about her is that not crazy?

Women can be dangerous you need to be careful, and where is this lady from?

Thanks

Women are Dangerous? Whooda thunkit?

Quote:

So you know how happy a good woman can make you feel since you are married. Do you remember how you felt when you proposed marriage? That's how I feel.

The moment I set eyes on her I knew I had to marry her. She isn't dangerous Richard. She couldn't hurt any living thing.

She told me she lives in Georgia so she's a good southern girl. Richard you know what they say about southern girls. They are kittens in the kitchen and lions in the bedroom. I'm not sure about the kitchen part but I have bite marks to prove that bedroom part.

You are right about one thing. This is crazy. I am an impulsive person and she is what I want. I cannot rest another day until I know she will be there with me for the rest of our lives.

And finally let's tie it all together with a chat between Darla and Kevin:

Quote:

Kevin: Hello my love
How are u doing today?
Darla: I think I drank too much last night
Kevin: Why my love
And what happened to u?
Darla: That nice Mr. James bought me lots of drinks.
Kevin: After the drinks what happened?
Did u do anything with him?
Darla: Things are a bit blurry. I need coffee
Kevin: Go get coffee we need to talk
Darla: ok
Kevin: Can we talk now?
Darla: Yess
Kevin: Did u called TheDane
Darla: I called someone I think
Kevin: And what did u discuss with the person?
Darla: Just our business I think.
Kevin: Ok
She sent me a message
And promised to send the money for her document
and Mr. Ginger James and Trucker John paid the money into that of ur account so we have $22,000 into the account
Darla: See I'm not the one screwing this up am I?
Kevin: U are not baby but delay is very dangerous
U need to come back let's make too much money those people are going to pay us a lot of money
By the time I handle them they are going to pay a lot even sold their house this is my job and u will see how much we are going to make
Baby talk to me pls
Darla: We both have a lot of money. My account has over 20 thousand now but I’m not sure how much is in yours.
I need to take my shower now
Kevin: Baby I swear none is in my account I have never collected any money with other account everything goes to ur account
U can ask anyone u want to ask
I am honest with u my love I can't deceive u call anyone and ask I only ask James and John to pay to the other account so that I can get them the document before u return so that the jobs will not get spoiled
Now that they have paid into ur account u need to return if not things will go wrong I don't have any money to further the jobs, it required money to further it
LATER
Kevin: Hello why are u not talking to me
We need to talk something serious now
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Fine n u
Darla: I just got in from a yummy brunch
Kevin: That man from Algeria is threatening Auntie Mary
But the problem has been resolved
Auntie Mary now knows everything
Why is it that when ever an telling u something important u hardly respond
Darla: Am stunned. How did you resolve this?
Kevin: It was Auntie Mary that did
She have to protect us
But she is angry I have asked to forgive us
I will send u what she sent to me
Darla: Why did you tell her what we are doing?
Kevin: Baby I did not tell her
She find out her self
Take a look at this
HE SENDS SOME CHAT
She sent me this
and send the one again
Darla: That doesn’t make any sense
Kevin: Baby that man told me that he will locate her
He even retracted the $2,100 he sent back to his account
This is an Arab man they are very dangerous
Darla: And you didn’t border to tell me aboot it??? What the Fucken hell???
Kevin: I just discovered this today
I sent me mail today about all this
And I got a message from Auntie Mary
This has not happened to me before since I have been doing this job
Is because of the delay how I wish u were around all this will not occur
Darla: I’m not the one who told that man where Auntie lives that was you.
Kevin: I am not
She find her number through that account
And Auntie Mary told me that he called her and tell her that his friend will be bringing flower for her
I told Auntie Mary not to give him her address she said he already has it
I was mad when she told me that
Darla: Auntie loves flowers
Hunny I need to go as my Mambo class starts in ten minutes
Kevin: Ok
I love u so much
Auntie Mary said she want to talk to u about this so what are u going to tell her baby?
LATER
Darla: I don’t need to talk to her right away plus I need a few drinks to relax after my Mambo lessons.
Kevin: Ok
But don't make her feel angry OK?
And try to come back next tomorrow
Darla: She is one of the elderlies and will forget all aboot it Hunny.
Kevin: OK my love
I love u so much
And will continue to love u till I die
Baby did that Mister James proposed to u?
Darla: He said the sweatest words and bought me the nicest things.
Kevin: U have not answered my question
I told u to be careful I believe that Ginger James is the same one we are working and paying u even told him to trust women
I hope u know what u are doing don't mess this hole thing up pls be careful the way u stay with him
Darla: Aww are you jealous???
Kevin: Why won't I be jealous?
U are getting married soon and u are asking me if am jealous he told me much about u and I am not comfortable with that
Darla: He is just flirting I think so don’t worry ok?
THE NEXT DAY
Kevin: Hello my love
LATER
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Busy as we had a volleyball game and then went to Happy Hour
Kevin: Ok
What is happening there
I hope u are returning back to US tomorrow
Darla: Mr. Jizzler will call me tonight to tell me.
Kevin: Ok
I hope he ask u to come back
We have a lot at hand
Baby hope u have my account to send my own money?
Darla: You never gave me an account
Kevin: There is one I sent to u the other day
Let me send it to u now
Are u there
This is the account
HE SENT A NEW ACCOUNT
Have u seen it?
$22,200 is in the account so u have to send me $13,000 and collect $9,200
If they could not send it at ones they have to send it bit by bit
Half by half
Darla: Back in a few minutes I need to get another Bom Bini before Happy Hour is over
Kevin: Ok
AFTER A SMOKE
Darla: Sorry a Conga line started up
Kevin: Ok
Darla: I had better get out of this wet bikini now and get cleaned up as that nice Mr. James said he wanted to ask me something important.
Kevin: He want to propose to u
He already told me that
Darla: Wwhat??
Kevin: He told me that he want to propose to u
So what's going to be ur answer
Darla: Why would he tell you that of all people?
Kevin: I don't know he is very happy that he mate a sweet Georgia girl
Darla: But why are you talking to him aboot me??? It doesn’t make sense
Kevin: Baby I am not talking to him about u
He is the one telling me all about u I never said anything than to ask him where is this lady he mate from
Darla: Oh
Kevin: I love u so much my love
U are the best
Darla: Awww
I need to go now! Later Gator.
Kevin: Ok my love
LATER
Darla: Am just getting ready for dinner with Mr. James. Am sooo excited!
Kevin:U are making me jealous
Darla: Awww don't be like that
Kevin:This is what John sent to me
HE SENT TRUCKER JOHN'S MESSAGE
Darla: Wow he sounds angry
Kevin:Yes he is angry
This is why I asked him to send it to the account I gave him by now I would have given him the document and move to the next level
But u refused to understand me
Darla: Mr. Man you went behind my back side and collected money. Don't start this again.
Kevin:I did not collect any money I am doing this for us
So that the job won't spoil u saw what he wrote
I have much experience in this and know how it work if they paid and did not received anything they became angry
Darla:So send them some documents before this all gets blown out of contortion
Kevin:I can't I have no means of doing that
I have told u that there is nothing I can do
I'm not stupid and I hate one to teach me my job
I have tried to borrow money no one could borrow they said I have money in US why can't I ask u to send me money
Darla: So then get a job like I have and quit being unprofessional.
Kevin:Is this what u are telling me
This has nothing to do with getting job
We worked and make money u don't compare US to Nigeria is hard to get a job here if u don't have connection
Darla: You can't rely on everyone else while you do absolutely nothing for a living all the time can you?
Is that how you want to live your life? Sponging of others?
Kevin:This is not what we should be talking about baby
I told u I have a plan of doing business and making good money
Darla: But you are doing nothing and complaining to me aboot it. At least that nice Mr. James is a hard working man.
Kevin:So what are u talking about
If he is a nice hard working man?
U want to marry him?
Darla: Well I've never had a man propose to me all proper so this will be a nice evening
Kevin:And u want to marry him?
Darla: I never said that but he is romantical and rather good looking
Kevin:Remember what I told u
U have to be very careful
I know what I'm saying he is ur victim
Be careful do not put urself into problem I am going to do my best to protect u
Darla: He knows me as Darla and seems to be in love with me. I think he's cute
Kevin:He already told me that
Darla: Told you what?
Kevin:That ur name is Darla and he has falling in love with u
Darla: Oooh this is ever so exciting!!!!
Kevin:U are excited right
I hope u are not trying to hurt me
Darla: Awww don't be silly we are just having a moon lit dinner on the beach all alone
Kevin: Ok
Baby did u received the account I sent to u?
Darla: Yess
Kevin:Ok
I have to sleep now is late here
I love u so much
Keep me posted u and I will live as one
I will always love and cherish u forever
Darla:Ok. I need to finish shaving my special spot then go and meet him.
Kevin:Ok
Kiss
Love u

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:28 am

Today was pivotal as Darla was supposed to return from Aruba and didn't plus Ginger James had himself a bit of fun last night:

Quote:

Richard,

I am not sure when I am coming back. I will ask my fiancé.

I don't think I slept last night. I was very nervous about suddenly proposing. Maybe the romantic setting here helped. I am the happiest man in the world Richard.

I was happier when we got back to the room. We tore each other's clothes off and seeing those firm perky breasts and her smooth shaved snatch had me so excited. I'm a foreplay man so I ate her out until she came.

She fell asleep and I laid there next to her listening to her snoring sweetly. I suspected the alcohol turned my sweet fiancé into the snoring comatose body that lay next to me. I wanted so badly to make sweet love to her but I just held her close and listened to her heartbeat in between the snores. As I caresses her breasts I felt her pink nipples get hard and she let out a slow moan. I took this as a sign that she needed my cock so I made sweet love to her as she lay there half asleep. I do hope she remembers it.

I must thank you Richard as I believe you brought all this good luck into my life. I will be sure to name our first child Richard.

Kevin isn't in a position to go Banan (As they say in France) so sadly he carries on in his official capacity:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Ginger James,

I am happy for you, did she accept your proposal? When did you talk to Judy last? I hope she return to the state today I want to get all this done so that you start making use of your fund with your new found love.

Thanks

Never one to unspeed Bait Ginger James is at the ready:

Quote:

Richard,

Yes! She said yes! I am afraid to speak with Judy since now I am engaged to Darla.

I must confess that I expressed feelings for Judy. I don't want to hurt Judy's feelings. You know how women are when things like this happen.
I'll deal with Judy when I get back to the state.

Right now I want to spend my time in bed with Darla. I think she wants me to move to Atlanta. I'll move anywhere for her.

I must go now and see if she needs anything. She is fond of massages and I love to touch that body.

I'll let you know when I return and we can complete our business.

Sooo that is a bit too much information eh? Oh well let's see what Darla and Kevin are up to:

Quote:

Kevin: Hello my love how are u doing today?
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: I don’t remember much of last night
Kevin: U were drunk
Darla: I had some drinks yess
Kevin: And u don't know what happened between u and Ginger James
Darla: I woke up feeling good and there is money all over the bed.
Kevin: Ginger James slept with u
I guess
Darla: What are you saying???
Kevin: He is the only one that gave u drinks and he is the one that kept the money on the bed
I'm glad u feel good
Darla: You are talking silly talk
Kevin: Is ok
Just want to be sure u are ok
I don't want us to pick a fight now I promised myself not to quarrel with u again
Darla: Why would we fight?
Kevin: Baby I have a dream last night when we are together with our kids and have a happy family
I had a dream last night where we are together with our kids and we are happy
Darla: Awww
Kevin: and I pray to God that I want the dream to come through
Darla: ok
Kevin: Baby hope u are still going back to US today?
Darla: Mr Jizzler hasn’t called yet so I’m not sure
Kevin: Well am just tired
Are u not done with what u are doing there?
Darla: I meet and assess new talent so if there are more to see I need to stay
Kevin: U need to stay so what happened to what we have at hand?
Darla: Oooh I just counted the money I found scattered on the bed. Wow.
Kevin: How much is it?
Darla: $3,000
Kevin: That's a lot of money
Baby I have a plan and I want to do this so I can continue with the jobs we gave at hand
Darla: Yess. I wonder where it came from..
Kevin: Didn't u have drinks with Ginger James last night
Darla: And a nice quiet dinner on the beach too
Kevin: Baby I want u to do something so I can continue with the jobs we have at hand
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: Since u are not sure when u are coming back I want u to contact Mr. Ginger James call him and let me transfer $13,000 into the account I will give to u he can retract the money from that of ur account and ur own share will remain inside ur account let me send $13,000 to the account I will send to u tell him that it was the account of the attorney
Pls do this so that they won't be bordering about this transaction I will then further the work
Darla: I don’t understand
Kevin: What I'm saying is that call James tell him to transfer $13,000 into the account I will give to u
That u are not sure when u are coming back so he need to transfer that amount to the account I will give to u so I can further the jobs with that they won't disturb again as Trucker John is mad
I will send u an account now which u will give to him
Darla: ok
Kevin: Immediately I get the money I will send them the document then give them much bill to pay and they will pay it into your account before then u must have returned back
Just tell Mr. Ginger James that I am going to handle the matter all he need to do is to transfer $13,000 into this account for the attorney to get everything done before u return back and the IMF want to cancel the transaction so something need to be done fast
Darla: ok
Kevin: Ur own share of the money will still remain inside the account and he can contact his bank to retract the $13,000 out of the account as soon as he transferred it to the account I will give to u
I will send message to James now and tell him the something
Darla: ok
Kevin: I love u so much
Baby here is the account
HE SENT A PREVIOUSLY REPORTED ACCOUNT
I think he also have it
Darla: ok
Kevin: Call him pls and let him transfer the money into the account I just gave to u$13,000
Darla: ok
Kevin: Call him pls and let him transfer the money into the account I just gave to u$13,000
Darla: Hush am on the phone
Kevin: With Ginger James?
Darla: YESS now HUSH
Kevin: Ok
Darla: Hunny he seemed to understand although he argued a bit
Kevin: Did u gave him the account?
Darla: Yess but he said he already had it????
Kevin: OK
I have sent him an email also
I believe he will do it
I will love u till I die
Brb my love
Darla: Awww. Oh I have to go because the shuffle board tournament is just aboot to start.
Kevin: Ok
I love u
MUCH LATER
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am great because my team won the shuffleboard tournament.
Kevin: That's good
U are doing a great job
Darla: We even had shirts made with our team name; The Brides of Funkenstein. Isn’t that a pisser?
Kevin: It is that sound nice
I am proud of u
Darla: Awww
Afterwards we had margaritas at the swim up bar
Kevin: Good
So what are u doing now?
Darla: Am at Dushi's having some wine
Kevin: alone?
Darla: Am with a client called The notorious P.IG. or something like that but he is in the restroom
Kevin: Ok
I am still waiting for James to send the money as u instructed him
Darla: I’ll be meeting him later on and I hope he doesn’t question my voice because calling him as Judy earlier made me nervous
Kevin: The time u called him did him question that?
Darla: No but I disguised my voice with a towel
Kevin: Ok
That's good
Even if he question u two people can have the same voice but I know he won't cos he is falling in love with u
Darla: He is very nice to me and wants me to spend that money on some Jewelry later
Kevin: OK
Was him the one that dropped the money one the bed?
Darla: Yess
Ooh there’s a Mariachi Band here! I had better go for a bit.
Kevin: OK my love
Darla: Buenos Nachos my Love
Kevin: What does that mean baby
Darla: Am learning Spanish and I think it means good bye for now kinda like Buenos Bordello means good train station
Kevin: Ok

And Finally another exchange between Dick and Ginger James:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. James Perry,

I am not going to tell Judy that you have found a new love, but there is a problem Mr. James I just got an official letter from International Monetary Fund (IMF) that they gave us 48banking hours to transfer the money into your bank account if not they are going to cancel this transaction and that means you are going to lose this fund.

I emailed Judy to call you and give you an account which you will use to transfer the sum $13,000 for us to get everything done and transfer your fund into your bank, I am not sure when Judy is coming back and we can't continue to wait for her.

If you must have this fund into your bank account u need to follow my instruction and Judy instruction to avoid you losing this fund.

Send $13,000 to the attorney's account I hope you have it and Judy will also give it to you, after you transferred the $13,000 to the attorney's account contact your bank to retract it back from Judy's account.

You need to do this today before it is too late, I will not be held responsibility of any inconvenience that may occur if you fail to follow my instruction.

I am looking forward to hear from you soon.

Thanks

Jeeze Ginger James you had best do that transfer:

Quote:

Richard,

Today was the last transfer of money. I am not sending anymore.
This all reminds me of the time I sent money to my ex girlfriend in Ukraine. First she needed plane ticket money and I sent that. Then I sent the passport money to replace her stolen passport. Then there was some taxation bill. There was always some excuse for money and like a dummy, I kept sending it.

I'm done Richard. Today's transfer was the last one I will be making on this whole thing.

I have my own bills that need attention. I'll be purchasing a new house for Darla and myself. It will need to be big as I suspect we will be having children right away. She expressed an interest in having her elderly aunt having a guest room in our new house. I am sure Darla will expect a new car as an engagement present.

Money doesn't fall out of trees so I am putting my foot down and telling you that if there is one more complication or fee- I will retract all my money and end all of this.

Hmm what could possibly go wrong?

The Brides of Funkenstein:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=husuRtLxifU

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 1:19 am

Not much doing this weekend:

Quote:

:Kevin: Hello my love
How are u doing have not had from u all today
Why are u not talking to me?
LATER
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla:Hiya
Kevin: I'm fine n u!
Darla: Am learning steel drum
Kevin: Ok
I have missed u
Mr. Jizzler haven't called u?
Darla: He left a message and hold me to hang tight
Kevin: Ok
What about James have u seen him sine then did u asked u about the voice?
Darla: No I played it smooth
We did meet but I don't remember much...why is my throat so sore?
Kevin: How do u mean ur throat is sore?
Darla: It just kinda hurts and I have a funny taste in my mouth
Kevin: Oh I am sorry about that try to take something that will cool it off ok
Darla: Carlito the Pool Boy is feeding me ice chips
Kevin: Oh I am so sorry my love
When did that start?
Darla: I was sleeping and had a bad dream where a man was shoving his stink log in my mouth
Kevin: Are sure is not that Ginger James?
My spirit tells me he is the one
Darla: I don't know!!!!!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

Quote:

By the time I handle them they are going to pay a lot even sold their house this is my job

He is one despicable lad, I think I hate him. Bragging about victims selling their homes to send him money. Horrible, just horrible. Keep up the lad pain, he deserves it and more.

Although I just a bit happy that he doesn't seem to have kept copies of whatever photo-shopped documents he has used before or he would have sent them to Ginger K, Ginger J and Trucker J.

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:57 am

He's a tool and deserves everything Oscar and crew have done-and will do.

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:27 pm

Kevin is on the verge of snapping but simply can't when he knows the Money is right in front of him. After Kevin was fast asleep Ginger James sent this:

Quote:

Richard

This will be the third email I am sending.
I am not getting a response and I don't know what is going on.
I sent money 3 times now to the damn Smyrna account.
You are an incontinent *DELETED* of a business person, what is this shit?
I am trying to enjoy my vacation, I am tired. I haven't had this much sex in a while. I don't need this problem and Richard, YOU are a fucking problem.

Rectalify this ASAP or I will be making angry love to Darla later. Do not fuck me around by the nutsack Richard. I will not stand for this shit.

The trouble here? Well Kevin and Darla are supposed to Wed but the REAL problem is that $13,000 went into the wrong account. Darla awoke to a message:

Quote:

Kevin: Hello we need to talk
Darla: ok
Kevin: Hello are u there?
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing today
Darla: Am great just came back from Salsa lessons.
Kevin: Did u gave TheDane account to send money?
Darla: Yess
Kevin: and u did not let me know
Why?
Honey don't u know that this is a risk job u don't do things the way u want it is very easy for someone to tress that account and locate u
If TheDane sent the money what next are u going to tell her
I told u this is my job and I know how to handle them u were not in the country to get the money out of the account
Do u think that this is a childish play what if ur victims come after u I told u how this work and how I can make them paid until they are tired but u want to get everything spoiled
Darla: I need to use the restroom
AFTER A SMOKE
Kevin: Are u back?
A COUPLE THUMBS UP EMOTICONS
Darla: Am more better now
Kevin: Ok
So what are u saying about what am talking about?
Darla: Well am the one bringing in the money while you aren’t doing anything
Kevin: Is that what u said
And u will be the one that will go to jail soon
U think u know what u are doing
Where is the money u are bringing I am the one with the ideas and they are disturbing me much
Darla: The money is in the account; ask Auntie Mary to check it if you don’t believe me.
Kevin: That's not the problem here I asked u question what if TheDane sent the money what next are u going to tell her if she start disturbing?
Darla: That is when you send some documents
Do I have to explain everything to you?
Kevin: I can't do anything until the money get to me to issue them document
U are there u don't want to cone back and get the money and u don't want to contact the bank to get me my own money so something need to be done fast or they will suspect all these hole things
Darla: Send them some Fucken documents and quit trying to screw this up
Kevin: I can't baby get me some money let me get things done or all these things will screw up and they will come after u
And u did not tell Ginger James what I asked u to tell him
Darla: What do you mean Hunny?
Kevin: I instructed u to ask Ginger James to send $13,000.00 to the account I gave to u and u did not
Why?
Darla: I gave him the details but he said you had already given them to him as well.
Kevin: And he went and send the money to the same account of urs why?
I am not happy about all this and this is getting me angry
Darla: How would I know that?
Kevin: I sent him an email today and was angry with him just call him now ask him where he sent the money and instruct him to send the money to the account I gave to u
That no one ask him to paid for another money just that $13,000 and let him call his bank and retract the money
Call him now
Darla: Don’t be silly; I would never have him retract that money
Kevin: Which money
If u do not follow up with me I will tell him everything and u know the implication he told me everything both of I are doing and he is really in love with u so u don't play with me
Call him and ask him to send $13,000 to the account I gave to him today he will pay worth more than that the last $13,000 he paid let me retract it he will still send it by the time I issue him document
I don't even know what u are doing over there come back u won't send me some money u won't then ask Ginger James to send money to the account I gave u u won't what am I even doing with u is this how we are going to live as husband and wife
Darla: We won’t live as Husband and Wife if you keep threatening me
Kevin: I am not threatening u my love
Mr. Ginger James sent me an email and he is angry
So u need to call him now
Tell him what to do if he really want his money
Darla: He might recognize my voice and since we have his money what you are saying makes no sense
Kevin: Money that I have not seen
Well if u think u can't call him I think I know what to do
And I will not be held responsibility of any inconvenience that may occur
Darla: What the Fucken hell are you blathering aboot now?
Kevin: Never I have to do things on my own way since u don't want to come back
And u don't need to blame me if they come after u
Darla: I told you to quit threatening.
Kevin: Baby I am not
I know how this work and I can't continue to lie to them
Look out it from ur own angle u are away over 4weeks now
Call Ginger James tell him that IMF want to cancel his payment that he need to follow my instruction that's all
Darla: No
Kevin: Ok
Let's see how it goes
Darla: Whatever
Kevin: Ok
U think u know it all
And I will tell u that it does not work that way
Darla: You are trying to jeopardize this
Kevin: U are the one trying to jeopardize it
Darla: I have the money and you are asking them to retract it? That is idiotic Mr. Man!
Kevin: If u have the money then send me my
Darla: Just be patient and don’t screw this up
Kevin: That's what I am asking send me my own money and let the work continue
These people are bordering me and something need to be done
Darla: You need to follow through and send them their documents or they will catch on.
Kevin: Baby how many times would explain this to u
I can't do anything without u sending me my own money are u sure u are not back to US ?
Darla: What?
Kevin: Let me have my own money and continue the job
We will make millions of dollars in this business
Darla: You’ll get nothing if you don’t quit being a whiny Baby
Kevin: Contact the bank in Smyrna and ask them to send my own money
U think it is that easy for me not to get anything
Don't even think about that I have eyes and contact all over the US so u don't do anything stupid
Get me my own money and let the job continue or u want me to send those client ur contact?
Darla: That would be three strikes wouldn’t?
Your idiotic threats mean nothing to me so Fuck out and leave me alone
Kevin: Ok
Let's see how it goes
U think am playing here
That reminds me what are u going to tell TheDane if she send the money to the account?
Darla: Nothing as that is where you are supposed to fit in or were until you started acting like a small child
Kevin: Did u tell me before u ask her to pay?
U gave her account without my knowledge and u want me to fit in
U did not tell me what u discussed with her
Darla: I must have or you wouldn’t know aboot it
Kevin: No u did not
She was the one that sent me message telling me that u called her and ask her to pay the sum of $3,700
And u did not let me know
Darla: Either way it doesn’t really matter
Kevin: It does
Ur problem is that u don't accept that u are wrong in some area
Just accept u are wrong that's all
Darla: I accept that you are an idiot but nothing else
Kevin: Thanks a lot
For calling me names
But at the end we will see who is an idiot
Darla: All I know is that this money is starting to pile up and I will enjoy spending it
Kevin: Baby come back and all this will end
If u spend it be rest assured u will live the rest of ur life in jail
Hahahaha u think that it is easy like that I will give the contacts of people that went to jail cos of their ignorant
Why not come back and all this will end have I not been patient?
Darla: I am working and that is something maybe you should try before too long
Kevin: Since u are working have u made up to the money we have ?
Darla: In English please
Kevin: I mean since u have been working have u made up to the money we have in that account?
Darla: Correction it is in my account. Remember?
Kevin: So u are just trying to be mean to me right?
U can contact ur bank to transfer some money to the account I gave to u but u don't want to do that why my love?
Darla: At this point none of that matters does it?
Kevin: It is baby
It matters a lot
I need to go now talk to u later I love u so much no matter what
LATER
Hello baby
Darla: Am sad
Kevin: Why?
Darla: You have been mean to me
Kevin: Baby I am sorry ok
Just that I want things to be better for us
And am angry about what Ginger James is telling me which u are hiding from me
Darla: Am hiding nothing behind your backside
Kevin: Baby u are not telling me the truth
What is going on between u and Ginger James
U told him about Auntie Mary and accepted to marry him
Darla: Huh?
Kevin: Yes
He told me everything
Why are u betraying me baby
We have come a long way and been through a lot and now u want to abandon me
Darla: you are making all of this up
Kevin: How do u mean
I am very sure and I can't lie over this so u have to tell me what u are up to
Darla: oooh you are making me more madder
Kevin: I will get the email Ginger james sent to me
Just tell me the truth do u still love me?
Darla: After today and all the mean things you have said I’m not so sure
Kevin: Ok
U are now with Ginger James right?
After what we have been through
Darla: Am all alone in my room
Kevin: I love u and will continue to love u till the end
Hello baby
Darla: Yes?
Kevin: I love u
And that's not going to change
Baby talk to me pls
Darla: Am getting ready to go out
Kevin: Where are u going to baby
Darla: Going out for drinks
Kevin: Don't get drunk OK?
I love u

Soo During the different stages of that chat the emails were flying between Kevin and Ginger James. Let's start with Kevin's response shall we?

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Ginger James,

James I thought you are a learned man? Why can't you understand and follow simple instruction, what did my last email said? Do you think that I am here for childish play or I have anything to do with your fucking money.

Listen and listen very good I am a man of integrity I will not involved myself in any illegal activities, did I instructed you to send money to the same Smyrna account? I don't know why you could not follow simple instruction.

For your information a lot of people are interested in this fund and they are willing to do anything in order to receive the US$39.6M into their account.

I instructed you to send the sum of $13,000.00 to the attorney's account so that we could be able to get everything done since Judy is not yet back we can't continue to wait for her, I told you that she is the only one that have access to that Smyrna account, and I even instructed Judy to call you and explain this to you I also sent you an email in regards to this, but you refused to follow my instruction you went and do your wish now you are blaming me.

For your information today is the last day the international monetary fund (IMF) gave us to transfer your fund into your account and if nothing is done they are going to cancel this transaction that means you are going to lose this fund, and I Richard will not be held responsibility of any inconvenience that may occur.

I am only doing my job, for the last time you are directed to send the sum of $13,000.00 into the attorney's account today and retract your money from Smyrna account I have nothing to do with your money, mind you, no one is trying to scam you I give you my word and my word is my bound.

Judy told me that She called you and instructed you to send the sun of $13,000.00 to the attorney's account so who is to be blame here? Please, please and please again for your own good try and send the sum of $13,000.00 to the attorney's account listed below, as soon as the payment is made the document will be issue to you and your fund will be transfer into your bank account within 48banking hours.

Uh Oh Ginger James ain't gonna be happy:

Quote:

Ric*nt,

Being a learned man is asking for documents, which you clearly do NOT have.

Judy called and asked me to send the $13,000. She started to say the bank account, I told her I have the bank account. Your email did not arrive to me until AFTER I sent the money.

I am not some kind of iced over river rink where I transfer money daily into accounts and then told to retract and send somewhere else. That Richard, is sheer idiocy.

You are the reason why this is all fucked up.

Your attorney aka barista aka shyster has not contacted me, so why would I send him money? You have this idiot barista in MO? Are you banned from using Texas or Georgia baristas? If so, why? That really is stupid to find one outside the HOME state of your issuance.

This leads me to believe you are a male chouvinist. You have Judy, so you know you have a strong team and I trust Judy. I don't think I trust you Richard since you fail to produce documents.

I have my own barista on retainer Richard, I'll use him since you have some kind of problem finding a good shyster.

You do business like a hobbit on the defect end of a cheeto factory and too many fingers are orange on this Richard.

Documents Richard, Documents. You don't have them? You did something wrong if that is the case.

Do take the efford Richard to extract your cerebral cortex from your anal sphincter and get with the damn program. Does your workplace do random drug testing and if not, tell them to start now.

Actually that wasn't half bad so hopefully Kevin will stay on track eh?

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Ginger James,

Thanks for the insult, God bless you, since you can't follow my instruction, and you trusted Judy not me let Judy issue you the document and transfer your fund into your account let's see if you will ever receive this fund from her.

It is not your business where the Shyster comes from what should be your concern is let the document be issue to you and let your fund get transferred into your bank account, you think your Shyster has anything to do with this transaction?.

Well you can retract your money I have nothing to do with it, but have it in mind that today is the last day the (IMF) gave us to transfer the fund to your account and since the document has not been issue to you there is nothing we can do, in few hours they are going to cancel this transaction as you are the only one left others followed my instruction and they are happy making use of their fund but you chossed to be stubborn.

Now that they want to cancel your payment is Judy going to help you? You still have some hours to make the transfer as directed and everything will be done without any further delay, I am in charge here, I did not ask you to send second money just for you to send $13,000 to the attorney's account and retract it from Smyrna account you went and send another money to the account.

You don't know that a lot of people are interested in this millions of dollars and they are willing to do anything in order to have the money, you don't know what you are about to lose opportunity comes but once.

I have made my point send the money to the attorney's account or retract all your money and forget this transaction and forget this fund.

I am only doing my job.

For some reason I don't think that will be well received:

Quote:

Ric*nt,

What exactly does your god have to do with this? Did he stick your head up your ass?
If so, what kind of god allows a person to sneeze and fart out of the same hole?

Do you know what your problem is Richard? YOU DO NOT WORK WELL WITH OTHERS. Your boss at the cheetio factory has you in a room all by yourself with no one to talk to. Orange fingers Richard, orange.

You are the boss? I laugh in your general direction.

And it is my business where the fucking Shyster comes from if the fucking Shyster wants to smell any of my money. Your idiot Shyster won't. Because YOU DO NOT WORK WELL WITH OTHERS. It is obvious.

They want to cancel my payment Richard? WHO EXACTLY ARE THEY? Where are their documents? Where are yours?

I trust Judy. I'll let her know that I have been dealing with the "BOSS CHEETIO" and you are soggy. Perhaps I'll offer Judy a job. She works well with others.

I'll take my money from the Smyrna account and since it isn't making any headway with you (CHEETIO) I will gift it to my beloved Darla. I would give her my left testicle if she asked for it.

Suck my ass Richard. Suck it hard.

Without missing a beat Richard er I mean Kevin creates a new and rather well endowed character:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. James Perry,

I received your email and have contacted the IMF director Mrs. Lardass Christiana she will get in touch with you, I am only trying to do my job.

You don't talk to me the way you are and I will tell you things you don't know this fund has attracted a lot of people so you don't need to lose it you have been a nice man all this while and you don't have to give up now.

I have called Judy and she promised to return as soon as possible so you have to be patient while she returns back. We will get everything done upon her arrival and the attorney will obtain the document on your behalf to enable us transfer your fund into your bank account.

Thanks for your patient

Hmm this is getting rather confusing isn't it? Oh well sally forth I say:

Quote:

Who is lardass Christina? Does she have documents?

No documents = no deal Richard

If you do not realize that by now, you truly are an idiot

He truly is an Idiot but still not the nicest thing to say Ginger James. Oh well:

Quote:

Mrs. Lardass Christiana is the director of IMF, she is not with the documents she is the one that want to cancel this transaction I have been pleading with her to give us more time to complete this transaction I really want this fund to get transferred into your bank account.

Judy is the one delaying this hole thing, she promised to return home as soon as possible please the documents will be issue to you immediately she returns back and your fund will be transfer into your bank account.

I was able to plead with Mrs. Lardass Christiana not to cancel the transaction, please be more patient and be rest assured that your fund will be transfer into your account and without the documentation we can't transfer the money into your account those documents will back up the fund and there will be no illegal question from your bank as soon as the fund reflect into your account.

Be patient please extend my greetings to Darla.

After Kevin is fast asleep there will be a nice surprise waiting for him....

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:59 am

Quote:

But at the end we will see who is an idiot

Um that ship has already sailed, Buck-O.

Did he really call the head of the IMF "Lardass"?! Shocked

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:37 pm

OP baited me into messing a bit with this guy, and who can say no to one of PFs countrymen? So I've been annoying the hell out of him, I think he was about to explode at a point... Laughing

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

I think I have answered your question, yes this fund is for you I an very sure that it is for you.

Thanks
Mr. Richard Fisher

Then, I got a call from Judy...

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Ok, I was wrong about you, it seems. It all checks out, Judy called me and reassured me. I'm going to send the 3,700 as required. So how fast after the payment is cleared until I get my funds?

Juan

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary:

Re: Urgent Notice

I am in good receipt of your email and the content is well noted, did Judy gave you any account to pay the needed fee? If no get back to me so that I will send you an account which you will use to send the money but if yes send me the account so that I can cross check the account.

To answer your question immediately you make the payment your fund will get transferred into your bank account and within 48banking hours you will confirmed your fund into your account and start making use of it.

I am looking forward to hear from you soon.

FROM THE DESK OF
MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER FEDERAL
RESERVE BANK HOUSTON TEXAS

I let him sit for a bit...

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary:

Did you not received my last mail? I am waiting for your urgent respond so I can forward to you the bank info which you will use to send the needed fee.

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Then I told him.

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Sorry, I only just saw this now, I've been on a short trip to Chitzen Itza to visit my folks. Yes, I paid Judy this Thursday to the account in Georgia.

Here is the account info so you can crosscheck:

[Account info redacted -TD]

So, now I'm just waiting for you guys to keep your part of the deal!
Let me hear from you as soon as you have finished reading this.

Adios,
Juan

Unfortunately, there seemed to be a problem.

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary:

I am sorry for late respond to your email, the fact is that I was very busy at the office trying to put things in order, after making the payment did you inform Judy that you have sent the money? Well for your information Judy is on her vacation and she is the only one that have access to that account you can call her to confirm.

The fact is that I don't know when she will be back she might spend 2 to 3 months she is in Aruba right not, the problem here is that the International Monetary Fund (IMF) gave us just 48 hours to complete this transaction if not they are going to cancel this transaction and that means you are going to lose this fund.

If we must continue and and get everything done before 48 hours that means I am going to send you the account of our Attorney who will obtain the necessary document on your behalf, to enable us wire your fund into your bank account without any further delay, I want you to hold me by my word my word is my bound.

Let me know what are your thoughts so that I can provide to you the account which you will use to send the fee for us to proceed, you can contact your bank to retract the one you sent to Smyrna Georgia account, I have nothing to do with your money I am only doing my job as instructed.

If you must wait for Judy to return it means you won't be able to receive the fund again because the transaction will be cancel by (IMF) and I will not be held responsibility of any inconvenience that may occur.

I want you to follow my directive I am a man of my word a man of integrity you have nothing to lose if you follow my instruction I am in charge here and you won't receive your payment without my instruction, Judy is our telex manager in one of our branch in Smyrna Georgia while I am the General Manager of Federal Reserve Bank.

Get back to me so that I will give you the attorney's account to make the payment of $3,700.00 and contact your bank to retract the one you have already sent.

I am looking forward to hear from you soon.

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Too late to chop the dollar, Kev. Laughing

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Well, I have already sent the money, you can confirm that with Rudy. It is unacceptable that I have to pay the amount twice, because you people are unprofessional and acting like children! I am not happy with either you or Judy! It is your problem, so you should find a way to fix it!

Juan

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary:

I am in good receipt of your email and the content is well noted, it is Judy that is unprofessional, she knew that she is going for vacation and still gave you that of her account to send the money, and now she is in Aruba and will spend a lot of time there, no one here have access to that account and I really do not know her plans. I think she want to lose her job.

I am not asking you to send the fee twice, I only said you should retract the money from that account and I will give you the account of our attorney which you will use to send the money for him to obtain the necessary documents on your behalf to enable us wire your fund into your bank account.

Note that the International Monetary Fund, (IMF) instructed us to get this fund transferred into your bank account within 48 hours, and if nothing is done after 48 hours they are going to cancel this transaction, that means you are going to lose this fund, before you send the fee I sent you an email that you should forward to me the account that Judy gave to you so that I will crosscheck it which you did not I thought she gave you our Shyster's account to send the money not knowing that it was her personal account.

I want you to know that I am in charge here and your fund will not be transfer into your account without my instruction, and you have to follow my directive, no one is above mistake she have made that mistake and I am to correct it, all I am asking you to do is to just retract the money from that account and send it to the account of our Attorney listed below.

It is just a simple something as soon as you send the money to the account which will be listed below the necessary documents will be issue on your behalf and your fund will be transfer into your bank account without any further delay, I am a man of my word and my word is my bound.

Without the necessary documents there is no way the fund will be transfer into your bank account, because if we try to transfer your fund to your account without the necessary documents there will be an illegal questions from your bank and Government.

This is a legal transaction and everything have to be legal the documents will back up the fund so that there will be no illegal question from your bank or Government.

I am so sorry for what ever this must have cause you and be rest assured that your fund will get transferred into your bank account as soon as you follow my instruction, and Judy is going to face the penalty.

Finally you have to send the money with the account of our attorney listed below.

[Account infor redacted -TD]

Please without wasting much time try and send the fee with the above listed account so that we could get everything done, time is no longer on our side and any more delay may jeopardize all our effort.

I am looking forward to hear from you soon

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Oh no, you don't! Laughing

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Are you kidding me? Don't you think I already TRIED retracting them? I spoke with the bank, it cannot be done without the permission of the receiver. It is a bank transfer that I made willingly by myself, not a credit card transfer, so I can't cancel it without the receivers consent. And I don't really care, because it is YOUR company, YOUR account, and YOU PEOPLE has to settle this between you! Now, get your act together and keep your part of the deal!

Juan!

He's going nuts. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:12 am

@Thursten3rd - Honestly it was just changing one letter to get to Lardass

Ginger James really needs to tone it down it seems:

Quote:

Richard

According to you Judy went to Aruba because of missing funds so how are you blaming her for this hole thing? You're the boss? Do you always use Judy to blame when you screw up? Man up Richard and take your blame card from the deck of life.

Your incontinence in this is why you need to beg yet another woman to clean up your messed.

What is Lardass Christina's phone number? Who are the people who managed to obtain their millions? They couldn't have gotten that from you, surely it was Judy's desk that handled that. What are their phone numbers Richard?

Since I'm still in an aggressive mood from our previous exchange, I retracted only $10,000.00 of the $30,000.00 that I sent.
I laid that cash out on the bed and tossed Darla onto it. There is nothing like fucking Darla on a bed of cash. She loved it. I think she's pulling hundred dollar bills out of silky pussy right now.

I tried to extend your greeting to her but she thought I was being funny since she exploded in laughter. She amazes me.
Sometimes it's the little things she does that leave me in awe. The way she moans and looks over at me while Carliso is giving her a foot massage does touch me in a strange way. She knows I slap that tight ass of hers every time she does that. Speaking of S & M, what is wrong with Judy's voice? The last time I spoke with her it sounded like she was trying to pull a ball gag out of her mouth.

Must go, Darla is freaking out over the ruptured condom. I guess it's too soon for babies. Women huh. There should be a handbook.

Hopefully Kevin takes the news goodly:

Quote:

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email and content is well noted, why I am blaming Judy is because she is done with what she is doing in Aruba and suppose to come back and start her work here and she is not here yet, she told me that she lost her voice that was why her voice was cracking on the phone and she said she is not feeling fine that was why she is not yet back and promised to be back soon.

I thought you have her number you can call her to confirm, at this point I am not to be blame beacsue we have to make everything to be legal to avoid illegal questions from your bank or to attract Government officials by the time your fund get transferred into your bank account that's the reason you need to obtain those necessary documents.

How I wish you could just do as I said believe me you will not regret this and your fund will be transfer into your bank account without any further delay, and you will start making and investing with your fund.

If you still insist we wait for Judy to return I have no problem with that, even the top officials think that Judy wants to divert your fund into her private account, those our beneficiaries who has received their fund disagreed that I gave you their number, you know I have to take permission from them before giving you their contacts and they said they don't know you for security reason I don't need to give you their contacts.

Mrs. Largas Christiana stated that she will send you an email and have her personal assistant called you that she don't have that time to talk to you on phone deu to things she has at hand.

I am not bordered about the $10.000.00 you retracted it is your money I have nothing to do with it I am only doing my job as instructed and will do anything within my power to transfer your fund into your account as soon as all the legal documents has been issued on your behalf.

I have tried as much as I can to plead with the attorney to proceed to the office of the IMF FBI UNITED NATION to obtain those legal documents but he refused and stated that he must have his money at hand and Judy is not here to get him the money.

Please Mr.James I am pleading with you since you can retract money from that Smyrna account I am pleading with you to send the sum of $13,500 to that attorney's account and retract the money from the Smyrna account I will have the attorney call you today. With this we can get everything done.

If you can be able to do that today believe me before 48 banking hours your $39.6M will reflect into your bank account and if such thing did not happen let I Richard Fisher die, this is my word and my word is my bound.

I am very sorry for what ever this must have cause you please do bear with us and kindly comply with me this is the same thing Judy was telling you last time and you did not allow her to give you the attorney's account.

I am looking forward for your kind and urgent respond.

Thanks and be nice to Darla your love

Obviously Kevin needed to discuss this turn of events with Darla:

Quote:

Kevin: Hello
MUCH LATER
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing
Darla: Am a bit nauseous as I think I drank too much last night
Kevin: Why do u keep drinking too much
Darla: That nice Mr James was buying me fruity drinks with umbrellas in them
Kevin: Hope he has not make love to u or has him?
Darla: No Mr Man he is a gentleman and only likes me as a friend
Kevin: Ok
Cos am jealous
So baby when are u coming back?
Darla: Aww don’t be jealous ok?
Kevin: Love without jealous is not love
U have been telling me how he always bought drinks for u and I am kind of jealous baby
Darla: He buys me nice things too but wants nothing in return plus I woke up with money all over my bed again
Kevin: Ok
So when are u coming back?
Darla: Mr Jizzle said he’d call tomorrow
Kevin: I hope he ask u to come back this Friday
Darla: It is beautiful here and everything is perfect except my crotch feels like it was hit with a baseball bat
Kevin: Do u want to live there forever?
Darla: Of course not silly am here working. Oooh there are limbo dancers right outside my patio
Kevin: Baby try and come back ok
I love u so much
want to start processing my traveling papers as soon u return back to US
Darla: Hahaha one of them is Mr James and is he ever limber. Wow
Kevin: I want to come and make u feel more better and tell u face to face how much I love u
Darla: Awww you are so sweat
THEN HE BURSTS INTO COPY/PASTE CRAP
Kevin: You are the only reason why I smile even on the dullest of days.
If I were to die today, I would be happy because I got to spend time with you.
You deserve the world, but since I cannot give that to you, I will give you the next best thing, which is my world.
Darla: You mean it Sweatie?
Kevin: Yes I really mean it
I cross my heart
Darla: Just wait until I tell that nice Mr James he will be ever so happy
Kevin: What are u going to tell him?
Darla: I’ll tell him how much you love me of course
Just a minute sweatie someone is knocking at my door
Kevin: Ok
PAUSE
Darla: It was Mr James and he is sooo happy with my news and wants to show me a game he learned call hide the Iguana.
Kevin: Ok
Is him there with u now
Darla: He is waiting at the Tiki bar because he said I needed a shower before learning that new game
Kevin: Ok
Darla: I had better go my love have a great night

Meanwhile Kevin engages Auntie Mary:

Quote:

Kevin: Hello
How are u doing today Auntie Mary?
Auntie Mary: I am upset but I don't remember why

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:53 am

Kevin is still trying to steal Judy's mugu.

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary:

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email and the content is well noted, i have talked to Judy but she is not saying any positive words and i am thinking of sacking her as soon as she returns back, if we must proceed i will advise you send the sum $3,700.00 to that of our Shyster's account let him obtain the documents on your behalf to enable us wire your fund into your nominated bank account before the International Monetary Fund cancel your payment.

I will have Judy return back your money as soon as she returns back and she will lose her job, please Madam [What the.... Shocked

] we have no other option and i really know how you feel but be rest assured that your fund will be transfer into your bank account as soon as the attorney obtain those documents on your behalf.

Do not worry about the money you already paid the money is going to be return back to you that's my word just proceed to your bank and make a transfer of $3,700.00 to the attorney's account listed below for us to get everything done, i don't want you to lose this fund and if you fail to follow my instruction i will not be held responsibility of any inconvenience that may occur.

I am a man of my word and if after you send the money and you did not received your $39,6M let i Mr. Richard Fisher die, i am a man of integrity with honor and will not involve myself in any illegal activities this is why i want everything to be legal.

You have nothing to lose if only you will follow my directive, remember we have just 48 hours to get this done or you lose this amount of money a lot of people are interested in this fund but you are the luckiest person.

Below still remains the account of the attorney send the money and the one you already sent to Judy account will be return back to you immediately she returns back is a promise

[Account into redacted -TD]

Thanks for your understanding and patient

I am looking forward to hear from you soon

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Juan is not happy. Not happy at all.

Juan Tanamera wrote:

First of all - what is the meaning of this?

"please Madam we have no other option"

What is that supposed to mean, cabron? Madre de Dios, are you calling me a woman? I have never been this insulted, and I expect that you give me a good apology! I'm a macho-macho man, not a woman or a JC!!!! Hijo de puta!

Secondly - I am not interested in your companys human resource policy. All I know is that I have transferred the 3,700 USD and I have the receipt to prove it, so I suggest you keep your part of the deal, lest I involve my own shyster!

Juan!

He's not very good at dealing with costumers, I gotta say. Mad

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

...a game of hide the wh-?!? Shocked

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:00 pm

More from this muppet...

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

First I want to apologize for the name I called you Madam, it was a mistake please accept my apology. Secondly I think I have talked to you in a good manner and pleaded with you but it seemed you don't understand and do not know that in the next 24 hours the IMF will cancel this transaction and you will lose your fund.

I did not said you never transferred the money I am very sure you did, what I'm saying is for you to send the same amount to the attorney's account and when Judy returns back the money will be sent back to you.

Well since you do not want to do as I said you can forget it I received a letter this morning from IMF that the transaction will be cancel in the next 24 hours I am sorry there is nothing I could do if they cancel your payment all I have to do is to wait for the arrival of Judy and send back your money to you by then you must have lose this $39.6M.

Your Shyster has nothing to do with this transaction, I am sorry about all this but this is what is needed for you to receive your fund and start making use of it within 48 hours.

Finally you have just 24hours transfer the same amount to the attorney's account and send me the receipt and wait for the transfer of your fund with the documentation.

I am looking forward to hear from you
Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Ok, hombre, I called Judy when I was driving home today. According to her, SHE is your superior, not the other way around, and you are in no position to fire her. She didn't sound very happy when I told her all this, either. She told me to be patient, and that she would put you in your place. So why all that talk about firing her? And why all these lies? And why do you try to make me pay the fee twice? Yo cago en la leche de tu puta madre!

Juan

ETA:
After I posted this, I went back to reply to newcomers to my box. And there was indeed a newcomer.... Judy! Or rather... we all know it wasn't Judy... Laughing

Kevin the Idiot posing as Judy wrote:

To, Mr. Juan,

I want to use this golden opportunity to apologize for what I did in
regards to your payment I am really sorry and my job is at risk now.

I never knew I will be leaving for vocation I wouldn't have given you
my account to send the money it was an emergency,so I have to leave
please to avoid you losing your payment I would advice you resend the
money to the account Mr. Richard gave to you he is mad at me, please I
don't want your payment to be cancel by International Monetary Fund,
follow his instruction instead I am going to double the money you sent
to my account and send it back to you upon my arrival.

Once again try and comply with Mr. Richard you will received your fund
I don't mind losing my job but I will not forgive myself if they
cancel your payment, I am to be blame I acted unprofessional please
you need to act fast as I was told that in the next 24hours the
International Monetary Fund are going to cancel your payment.

Best Regards
Judy

The b*st*rd!!! Mad

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 1:18 am

^Indeed!

Mr Ginger James is still having some issues it seems:

Quote:

Richard

I see you still won't man up with where the blame goes. I understand. Darla said something stupid tonight and I did something that wasn't nice. Sometimes shit happens.

I tried to retract the rest of my transfer today but the bank wouldn't let me. That pissed me off.

I think with my anger and Darla's silly comments about some other guy, I lost my shit. I mean I really lost it.

I slipped some roofies in her strawberry delight. I hope it was enough because if she remembers what I did to her tonight, she'll have me arrested.

I ripped her clothes off and threw her half over the balcony. She was bent over real nice to accommodate my fucking her. I guess the pool boy was out there jerking off. I yelled over to him and asked if he wanted a closer look. He's in his early 20s and I thought he'd just run off. He disappeared for a few minutes and I heard knocking on the door, it was him. Shit, I never had anyone actually want to watch me fuck. A normal man would have lost his wood dude but not me. I asked pool boy if he had any problems using my video recorder while I banged her. He did.

I tied her up on the bed and stuck my dick down her throat like I've been doing these past few nights. Fucked her pussy and then I untied her. She started to fight me a little and got a bit aggressive as she started to bite me. I didn't cum yet and I didn't want to wait for the next round of roofies to kick in so I had pool boy bend her over the balcony and fucked her ass so hard I swear I came twice. I left her crumpled and naked on the balcony.

I should probably tidy her up and put her to bed. I start feeding her alcohol in the morning so she won't be able to remember.

So I totally understand you Richard. Even when we screw up, it's best to blame the bitches.

I haven't heard from Lardass. I hope she isn't a bitch. If she is Richard, I leave it to you to take care that she is kept in check.

Have you heard from Judy? I hope she is alright. Tell me Richard, is Judy a cock tease? Have you ever tapped that ass?

I hope I'm not to crass, I'm tired and I have some anger issues. My therapist refuses to see me since I accidentally slammed her into a door. I have to find a new one.

James

Then out of the Blue Judy writes to Ginger James...Now if this is confusing anyone then good because am confuse too. Judy is Darla's imaginary character and Kevin AKA Richard has decided to pull a Chop:

Quote:

To Mr. Ginger James,

I am very sorry I have not been able to call you all this while, the
last time I called you I lost my voice I was sick and I am in the
hospital now, please Mr. James I want you to follow the instruction of
Mr. Richard for easy and smooth transfer of your fund, he is my boss
and he deserve some respect, he sent me some of your mail to him and I
am not happy the way you talk to him, at this time it is not his fault
but my I supposed have returned back to the state but due to my
stubbornness that's why I am still here I will be going back as soon
as I am able but don't know when.

If you can retract the money from the account I gave to you and send
it to the one Mr. Richard gave to you that will be more better so that
you don't lose your payment, the last time I called you I wanted to
give you the account of our Shyster but you couldn't allow me to
finish and you said you have it not knowing that what you said you
have is my own account.

I was told that in few days the International Monetary Fund are going
to cancel your payment and I don't want that to happen, if you can't
retract the money from my account I will advice you send the sum of
$10,000,00 to that of our Shysters account for him to get the
documents to enable Mr. James transfer your fund into your bank
account.

I am going to return back the money you sent to my account upon my
arrival, I can't talk to you on phone now because of my voice please
you need to do this today to avoid losing your payment.

Mr. Richard stated that he is not going to email you again please
email him now and let me him know that you will be sending the sum of
$10,000.00 to the shyster's account and you will receive your fund for
sure.

Let me know when you send the money, once again I am very sorry.

Best Regards
Judy

Ginger James is rather happy he has found Judy at long last:

Quote:

Judy,

I tried to retract the money but your bank would not let my bank do it.

I wrote to Richard last night but I was in a real bad way last night, I've been doing some stupid things and drinking far too much.

Richard should not have sent you my emails. Only little sissy boy bitches do that. He totally broke man code. Bros before hos. Well I expected it I guess. He is a bitch.

So you are still in Aruba? Let's meet for coffee and discuss this.

Listen, you can tell me the truth, is Richard gay? That would explain a lot about what has been going on.

Most sincerity,

James

Meanwhile Darla and Kevin have a Heart to Heart:

Quote:

Kevin: love u so much
THE NEXT DAY
Darla: Hunny I love you too. I have another client for you
Lakeside addy
Kevin:I love u more
Hope u are good my love
Darla: Am not feeling well today
Kevin: What happened?
Darla: I just have a bad headache
Kevin: Ok
U will be fine soon
Have u taken any medicine?
Darla: Just some aspirin
LATER
Kevin: Ok
LATER
Hello my love
Talk to me baby
Darla: Hiya
Kevin:How are u doing
Darla: More better but I heard from Mr Juan a while ago
Kevin:What is him saying my love?
He told me that he paid the money?
Darla: He said you were trying to get paid money twice and that I was going to fired. What the Fucken Hell????
Kevin:Baby that's not true
He told me that he has paid the fee and I asked him to pay for notarizing and stamping the documents as others did
That's all why would him said that
I asked u last time that what if he paid the money u said that's when I step in which I did so what is wrong with that
Darla: I will talk to you later Mr Man as am angry with you and your going behind my backside again
Kevin:I am not going behind ur back pls
I did not go behind ur back baby
Pls talk to me those of our clients sometimes they could be funny
Darla: Funny?
Kevin:Yea my love
He was mounting pressure on me and I have to speak to him with a hard turn I was telling him to be patient while u return back
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin: Yes
U are the love of my life and I won't hurt u
When u cry I cry and no woman will ever take ur place in my heart
Hello my love
Darla: Yes?
Kevin:How do u mean yes?
U don't want to talk to me
Darla: Am angry and more angrier now
Kevin:Baby why are u more angrier now?
What happened?
Darla: Mr James recieved a message from Judy and wants me to help him look for her. What the Fucken Hell????
Kevin:What are doing
This is crazy and who is Judy are u not the same Judy
I am mad now something is wrong some where how many people did u tell about this
I must get to the bottom of this
Darla: You are mad? Holy Fuck you moron what the hell were you thinking?
Kevin:How do u mean
Listen I don't like how u talk to me sometimes
Darla: You posed as me and sent a message to Mr James
Kevin:Why would I do such
Listen to urself does that make any sense I am here doing my best trying to put everything in order for us to make more money and u are there accusing me of sending message to James as Judy
What are u even thinking oh my God u just make me cry how could u
Darla: Want me to show the Fucken email???? Fuck you are an idiot!
Kevin:Well I talked to Auntie Mary today and she said she is upset but don't know why
Let me see the emails
Thanks for all the names u are calling me God bless u
I won't write or call any of those client until u return and I won't be held responsibility of any inconvenience that may occur
For over a month u are away and people are sending money to the account u provided and nothing could be done now u are there calling me an idiot
Darla: Calling you an idiot is the nicest thing I can say for Fuck sakes
Kevin:God is watching us I have not treated bad but each time we have misunderstanding u keep on calling me names
No problem
Thanks a lot God bless u
My hands are clean I did nothing wrong to u
Darla: Want me to show you the email that you sent pretending to be me???
Kevin:I have told u that I am not the one
Why would I even do such knowing the implication
What are ur plans with that Mr. James
Darla: First off don't deny it and thirdly I have to drive around this Fucken Island looking for Judy who just happens to be me to begin with. Does that make Fucken sense to you because it sure doesn't to me.
Kevin:Baby I swear I am not the one pls
I PASTED IN HIS JUDY EMAIL
Wait this is serious
I have not email James for a while now and I told him to wait until u return
Oh this could be some one that I gave my phone to charge for me I am going to his house now
I have to change my password now
Darla: Great work idiot! You gave our work to some other Ass clown?
Kevin:I must get to the bottom of this please I am very sure I never think of this or trying to send message to him as Judy
I did not gave him our work I only gave him my phone to charge but he is going to pay for this I will kill him
No one mess with me and go free
I am so sorry for the inconvenience pls I will fix it out
And pls do not let James know u are Judy that will be very risk and dangerous I don't want anything to happen to u
I love u more than anything in this world
Darla: Great so I get to spend the next few days playing a game of hide and go fuck my life then?
Kevin:How do u mean my love
All u need to do is to drive around and tell him u could not find Judy just simple
Darla: I'll be with him
Kevin:How do u mean u will be with him?
U are have started to make me jealous
Since I meet u I have not been with any woman why would u be with him my love?
Darla: Knock that bullshits off and get to the bottom of this
Kevin: I am doing that already on my way to that idiot house
U have to be careful ok
Darla: Hmmm
Kevin:I love u so much
Darla:Take pictures of his Ass kicking or I won't believe you
Kevin:How do u mean u won't believe me
Darla: Just do as I say
Kevin:All I know I will deal with him my phone has a problem and can't snap now that's why I have not been able to send u some crook pics
Darla: Then take that Fucken Idiot's phone and snap the pics. Do I have to explain everythig to you?
Kevin:Hahahaha baby if u see the kind of phone he is using u will laugh
He is just a frustrated human
I never knew he could act such a thing
My mood has spoiled this night I have a sweet words to tell u this night but this idiot just got me angry
Well Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
Darla: Firstly I don't find this Fucken funny and thirdly or whatever number we are at I'm having a hard time believing this silly story
Kevin:If u are not believing what am saying then do it wish
Good night God knows I have told u nothing but the truth
Darla: Whatever
LATER
Did you kick his Ass???
I'm having drinks with Mr James and he doesn't know where to look next
This is Fucken ridiculous
I guess you don't care. I might as well get shit faced and enjoy the ride
LONG PAUSE
Kevin:I don't understand what u are talking about
Darla: Earth to Idiot! Mr James and I are looking for Judy
Kevin:I am sorry about that
Just be careful I love u so much

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

Quote:

please
email him now and let me him know

freudian slip much? Razz

[/quote]

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:39 am

The Lad still hasn't quite recovered from yesterday's fun but since I was busy I didn't let him in on it until later:

Quote:

Darla: Mr Juan called me and said he agrees to pay more but wants your personal number or the deal is off
Kevin: I am going to give him my US number to call
Where did u ask him to send the money?
Darla: I didn’t as he wanted to speak to you
Kevin: Ok
When are u coming back
Darla: Am not sure. Can you send him the number because I need to go soon?
Kevin: Where are u going to?
Darla: There is a sexy banana eating competition and I’m in the semi-finals.
Kevin: Ok
This is just simple
Mr. Juan is going to send the money to the account I gave to him then after that I will be able to issue each and every one of them their documents
hen I will transfer their funds and give the payment slip which the the receipt after two days I will stop the payment I will send the a stop order document and give them much bill to pay
and they will pay the money into your bank account
By then you must have come back
Darla: Hunny you can tell me this later just email Mr Juan ok?
Kevin: Then we can now check the amount that is in ur account u take ur 40% and I take my 60% then the $3,700 he is going to pay u will take ur 40% out of my own money that is in ur account
Ok
I love u so much
MUCH LATER
Darla: What did you do aboot that idiot who harked your account?
Kevin: Baby u won't believe what I did to him
He is in the hospital now
Baby when are u going back to US?
Darla: Am not sure tell me more
Kevin: U have stayed long there my love
Darla: Whatever. What did you do to him?
Kevin: I beat him and make sure he is bleeding
Darla: I'm not making Molemen out of Mountains but I need to see his picture
Kevin: Don't u know that I am hiding I can't go and take a pics of him as police is after me
I am hiding for now I was mad with him yesterday and make sure that I beat him messlesly
He nearly die
Darla: Show me his Facebook profile. I need revenge on this Ass Clown
FOREVER OR AS IT SEEMED
Hmmm
Kevin read it but cowered like the Bitch he be.

Meanwhile Kevin replied to poor Candy:

Quote:

Dear beneficiary: Candace

Well like I said I can't help you until you are able to send the needed fee, I am not the only one involve in this transaction and I will not go against the rules and regulation of this bank.

Try and send the money and receive your fund.

Dang he is being a bit of a tool eh? Luckily Candy is okay with that:

Quote:

Hi Hi Mr Richard general manager it is I Candace apologizing for greatest delays ok? am confuse yes? And wishes most promptly to exhibits proper behaviors and well noted please sir?

To makes simpler and work toward proper agreements I Candace has sent monies in Icelandic Kronas of amount 437849.18 from Landbanken in Kringlas ok? This Monies is all my savings from lookings forth littel babies here in Reykjavik cities and soonest comes to United State of armenia for grandest celebation yes?

Since never setns monies to Georgia it is on my mind but rest assured this good thing bye bye

Yours firend,

Candace

Georgia on My Mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRgWBN8yt_E

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:58 am

The b*st*rd began to play hardball.

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

OK since you don't believe me and you believe her I have no problem with that let's see how it goes and let's wait for her arrival I am a man of few words I don't like talking too much.

What I will say is that I will not be head responsibility of any inconvenience that may occur, let's wait for my superior. She asked you to be patient and didn't tell you when she will be back.
Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Right, we thought we'd try to give the b*st*rd a call, but noone answered the number he's given me in the mails he sent.

Juan Tanamera wrote:

I need your direct number right now, I need to talk to you. It is regarding the transaction and it is important. I called your number, and it is not going, let me have the number for your mobilos, por favor.

Juan

As OP could see that he was online af FB, we decided to push a little bit for it.

Juan Tanamera wrote:

I am waiting for your urgent reply, kindly send me your number so I can call you. I tried to call Judy earlier, we need to settle this matter.

Juan

The b*st*rd didn't wanna play ball...

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

Like I said I am a man of few words I don't talk too much, I never deceive anyone in my in hole life and I don't think I will start that now I am a man of integrity with honor and will not involve myself in any illegal activities.

I told you what to do at least by now we must have been able to conclude this transaction for you to start making use of your fund, but you chose to follow the instruction of Judy who is not in the state and do not know when she will be back.

Let's wait for her since you believe her not me like she told you she is my superior I wonder how telex manager is a superior to General Manager, I am not against us waiting for her but delay is very dangerous and any further delay may jeopardize all our effort.

Someone who called herself my superior knew that she won't be around and gave you her account to pay money is that professional? My people perish for lack of knowledge I have nothing to do with your money God is my witness and if the IMF cancel this transaction I will not be held responsibility.

Send me your direct number I will call you as soon as possible, get me your number I will definitely give you a call.

Looking forward to hear from you.

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Juan drew him a picture.

Juan Tanamera wrote:

It's pretty simple, cabron: I am prepared to send the fee again, but this time, I'm not doing it without being able to reach both you and Judy, comprende? I have Judy's number, but I don't have yours, hombre. So send your number to me, so that we can talk and so I can pay the 3,700 again and we can get this settled and I can have my siesta.

Juan

OP put some pressure at him on FB as well while all this happened. And...

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

Thanks for your mail which has been noted, I have talked to Judy so you have to send the money to the account I gave to you which is our Shyster's account.

If you send the money to Judy's account again I would have nothing to do with this transaction any more, and that means all our effort will be jeopardize.

I hope you have the Shyster's account send the money and send me the receipt.

Meanwhile you can reach me on this number, Redacted - TD

Looking forward to your call

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Called him. Noone picked up. Tried 3 times, then OP was back a tslamming him at FB. But then, before I could call him again...

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

What is going on? I did not received your call I was waiting for you to call.

Looking forward to your call

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Cheeky b*st*rd!

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Madre de Dios, what the hell is this supposed to mean? I have called you 6 times the last half hour, and noone picks up! Santa Maria, mother of Jesus, are you a joker? Or some kind of amateur, cabron? Are you playing with me? I told Judy that I am beginning to beleive this whole thing is not real, and now I am telling you! I am going to call you one more time, and if you do not pick up, I will only deal with Judy directly from now on!! Puto de diablo!!!!!

Juan!!!!

Gloves off! But - that seemed to be the case for Kevin as well. Mad

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

You are the one playing games here I picked your call but you could not say anything listen I am not here for jokes why are you hiding your number? And where are you calling from? Send me your number let me call you from here I don't understand you at all.

Have it in mind that if you choose to deal with Judy alone you won't receive your fund.

Call again or send me your number

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

It didn't go well from here...

Juan Tanamera wrote:

You are a lying sonuva donkey, cabron! I am in Mexico, and I am trying to call you in the United States, and I know nothing about hiding a number, I am just trying to call your gringo ass!!! I have now called you TEN damned times, and every time noone picks up! And you are saying that I play games? You are a maniac, a son of a motherless goat! You father is an iguana and your mother smells like cheap tequila! You are worthless! You are useless! You are not even good enough to eat the tacos that the chihuahua left in his bowl! I will have no more dealings with an hijo de puta like YOU, and from now on, I will be dealing with Miss Judy directly!

Juan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

Thanks for all the insults go ahead and deal with Judy alone and let me see if you will ever received your fund from her.

And I bet you if you received your fund from her let me die you can't do without me she knows that so you better act like a mature man, I am.not seeing any call from you and what stopped you from giving me your number so I can call you let's talk it is very simple here.

If you think you can received you fund from her without my knowledge you are wasting your time try and wising up.

Send me your number I will call you

Thanks

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Vaya con infierno! I trust Judy, because I have her phone number. I do not trust you! Drop your pantalones and sit on a cactus.

Juan!!!!!

He just kissed 5,200 dollars goodbye. He doesn't know yet, but he will find out after the weekend. Laughing

ETA: He wrote me shortly after this:

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

I gave you my number I don't know why you are not calling and you said you called, well tomorrow I will go to the office because of you then I will give you my office number to call let end this once and for all.

But if you think you can deal with Judy alone be rest assured that you must come back to me and maybe by then it must have been too late, I am a man of few words and my word is my bound. I don't lie or deceive people.

I was the one who sent you message at the initial time and will still be the one that will transfer your fund into your bank account, without me nothing is going to be done let's bet it.

I will give you my office number tomorrow to call me I don't know why you refused to send me your own number since you have mine.

Thanks and God bless you

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

But Juan wasn't calmed by this.

Juan Tanamera wrote:

I am not doing busines with someone that does not pick up the phone, you lying bastardo! I already have 3,700 us dollars riding on this. That is 65,000 pesos, cabron! I will not send you any money if I can not call you, and you are not answering, like you are a scared little senorita!!! Go hide behind your mamacitas culo! Usted es un joto!! I am not risking that I pay 3,700 again and you go off on siesta and I cannot call you! And if you are a scared little pendejo, then I prefer to do business with a woman like Judy, who is not afraid to speak on the phone, and who says I have an attractive speaking voice and an interesting, exotic accent. Vete a la mierda! Jode tu madre ayer noche!! You are not even fit for shovelling horse shit! Cagaste y saltaste en la caca!

Juan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:38 pm

So whilst TheDane was emailing and calling The Idiot, Darla was charting away:

Quote:

Darla: Mr Juan is upset and wants to call everything off
WTF Mr Man answer the Fucken phone
Kevin: Why would him call it off
Darla: I don't Fucken know! He is doubting you are real!
Kevin:He has not call me yet
What number?
I asked him to send me his number so I can call him
Darla: Oh For Fuck sakes are you a compete Fucken Idiot?
He tried to call you and was trying to send you 3,700 USD
Kevin: This is the number I gave him MUGUHEAD
Call him and let him send the money and ask him to send me his own number
Darla: Not a Fucken chance. He doesn't want to risk anything so quit being an idiot
Kevin: Let him call the number I gave to him
Darla: Okay more better but pick it up or I will be pissed on
Kevin: He need to call the number
Darla: ok
Kevin:Also send me his number
I can still call him
Darla: DO NOT FUCK THIS UP
Kevin:How do u mean?
Darla:I just got another Fucken email from Mr Juan and he is going nut
Kevin:Why is him hiding his number
Why not give me his number let me call
I picked his call but he is not saying any thing
What is wrong with him
Darla: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FOR FUCK SAKES? THIS MAN WANTS TO PAY MONEY AND YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A FUCKEN IDIOT?
I HAVE DONE ALL THIS WORK AND YOU CAN'T BE FUCKEN BORDERED TO TAKE THIS MONEY????
Kevin: Which money are u talking about
I picked his call but he is not saying anything
What is wrong with him
Why not give me his number what is wrong with u what are ur plans with Juan
U mind how u talk to me I am with my phone here let him call I hardly understand him
Or send me his number let me call him simple
Don't fuck this up
Darla: Fuck out you idiot
Kevin:God bless u
Darla:Since you are completely inept I am keeping the money in the Georgia account. bye bye
Kevin:U can't try that
And I will tell all of them whom u are and they will come after u
Remember what happened with the man from Algeria
U are the one acting like an idiot why not send me his number let me call him from here
What are u up to
U think it is very easy to eat the money and go free
I asker u to send me his number u refused what are ur plans
Darla: WAS PASSING ON A FUCKEN MESSAGE THAT IS ALL.
Kevin: Stop threatening me by telling me u will eat the money
That's not possible if u try that I will make sure u go down if it will take the last drop of my blood I don't mind
Send me his number let me call him
Darla:FUCK OUT YOU IDIOT
Kevin:Thanks
I will never lay curse on u
I can see u act like a child
And Juan is deceiving u that he was calling me and never called I am with my phone here
Darla: Whatever
Kevin:I love those who hate me even bless those who cause me
In everything I still love u and will continue to love u
THE NEXT DAY
Kevin:Hello my love
How are u doing today
Darla: ok
Kevin:I have missed u so much
My dad and mum asked of u today
Baby talk to me
Darla:Am here
Kevin:What's wrong u don't sound so good
Darla: It's just that Mr Juan the Chinese man bordered me yesterday
Kevin:I gave him another number to call now
Darla: ok
Kevin:Do not worry
Hope u did not tell him anything bad
Darla: No I acted professional but he scared me a bit.
Kevin:What did him said that scared u?
Darla: He just seemed really angry and kept using funny words that cornfuse me
Kevin:Ok
I will talk to him today
Just tell him to go and send the money
Darla: ok

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:47 pm

For some reason Kevin won't take a call from Juan. Perhaps it is Juan's Rapier like Gothenburg sense of Humor? Dunno...

Quote:

Kevin: Hello my love
How are u doing today
Baby are u there?
Well talk to me when u can
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: Fine n u?
Darla: ok
Kevin: Did Mr. Juan called u again
Darla: I didn't speak with him no
Why?
Kevin: I thought he called u today
I gave him number to call but I did not receive his call
But he sent me an email that he called
I don't know what is wrong with that man
Darla: What do you mean sweatie?
Kevin: Suppose to call me but he did not
And sent me a message telling me that he called me but I did not pick and I did not see any call from him
Baby send me his number let me call him
Darla: I don't have my phone with me right now
Kevin: What are u chatting with?
Darla: Am chatting with you
Kevin: I mean which phone are I using?
are u not chatting me with ur phone?
Darla: No am not. Didn’t I just tell you that?
Kevin: If not what are u using to chat?
Darla: Oh now I understand your meaning
Kevin: Yea
If u are not chatting ur phone what are u using then?
Darla: My Ladtop
Kevin: Ok
What about Mr. James where is him now?
Darla: He is sitting next to me
Kevin: Did him complain about Judy again?
Darla: Not so far today. He told me he wanted to take me for a ride on the Hershey Highway later so I might need to go in a while
Kevin: Baby when are u returning to the state?
Darla: When my work here is done
Ooooh there is a Banana Hammock competition starting up
Kevin: And when is that
?
Pls if Mr. Juan called u tell him to go ahead and send the money to the account I gave to him let me get everything done so he will stop disturbing u
Darla: ok
Kevin: Make him to understand that we are working together and he need to follow my instruction
U will see that everything will go smoothly and we will make a lot of money I promised u
Darla: ok
Kevin: Baby what is in that account is $28900
I would advise u call ur bank to make a transfer to the account I will give to u
Darla: Wow I am getting more and more richer
Kevin: We are getting more and more richer
My own share of the money $16000 while ur own is $12900
So something need to be done before things get out of hand
Can u talk to me
Darla: Am thinking I get $16000 while you get $12900
Kevin: Why?
Darla: To compensate for your screw ups and bad attitude
Kevin: If that's ur wish no problem
U are my wife to be so I am not bordered about that
So can u contact ur bank to transfer my own share of the money
Since u don't know when u are coming back
Darla: I can do that when I return. No rush Hunny
Kevin: Baby u know u have spent a lot of time there
And I really need some money
My problem is that u don't even know when u will come back
Pls do this for me let's continue with the jobs they are going to pay more pls
Have I not exercise a lot of patient?

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 12:29 am

Not much to Report today as Juan and James have been ignoring our Lad. Oh well it is still fun Dicking with Richard:

Quote:

Kevin: Hello baby
Darla: Hiya
Kevin: How are u doing?
Darla: Am great just sitting here with Mr James
Kevin: Are u there
?
Darla: ?
Kevin: Ok
What is him saying about the transaction
Did him mention about Judy again?
And what is him still doing in Aruba?
Talk to me my love
Darla: He was complaining earlier aboot Judy but now he wants to teach me a new game that I’ve never heard of before so he seems happy.
Mr James said I'd be good at smoking the pole

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:26 pm

Meanwhile, the idiot kept ignoring our calls.

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

I am not lying and will never lie to you I really do not understand why the phone is breaking when you called but later I discovered that it was network problem.

I am not afraid or scared of speaking to you, like I said tomorrow I will give you my office number to call so we can fix this and bring this transaction to an end.

Learn how to talk to me I am a man of integrity with honor and will not involve myself in any illegal activities. Without my instruction you will not received your fund.

Thanks for your patient and understanding.

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Next day - 9:30 AM TX time...

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Señor Ricardo,

You still haven't sent me your number. It is Saturday, for crying out loud, and I have to practice with the mariachi band, so I don't have all day to sit around and wait for you to get your castañas together. Send me the number ASAP, as I have to go soon. Otherwise, I will have to call you later.

Juan

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

I am very sorry for late respond to your email the fact is that I was very busy at the office attending to our beneficiaries.

Meanwhile you can call me on this number [Redacted - TD]

Will be waiting for your call.

Thanks and God bless you

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

He still didn't pick up. Time to punish him.

Next day.

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

I sent you the number yesterday when I was at the office and you did not call, i waited all day at the office waiting for your call, please do not call me today you can call tomorrow because I will not be going to the office today being Sunday.

Here is the number which you will use to call me tomorrow: [Redacted - TD]

Thanks for your patient and understanding.

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Why are you lying again, hombre? First, you didn't send me your number until late afternoon, Texas time! And I tried to call 4 times, and noone picked up. Go make love to a Chubacabra!

That's it, I don't want to waste anymore time on you, from now on, I'm dealing with Judy only. So swears Juan Tanamera! You are a demon with three heads: One of a goat, one of a donkey and the last is the face of an ugly village fool! Pray that I never meet you, or I will beat you like a piñata!

Juan!!!

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

Maybe you called when I must have left the office I told you that the number I sent to you was my office number.

Try to call me tomorrow afternoon, and you should learn how to talk to me, I always said if deal with Judy alone you are not going to receive your fund let's bet it.

Go and make the payment with the account I gave to you which is our Shyster's account to enable us bring this transaction to an end.

If I may ask what stopped you from sending me your number? so that I can call you from here.

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Ignored. Yesterday, he wrote again.

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

How are you doing today Mr. Juan? Well I will device you call mW in 6hours time that's when I will be on the office to speak to you.

I will also provide you an account which you will use to send the needed fee as one of our Shyster is on his vacation to London in that case you are to send the money to the account of another Shyster who will obtain the necessary documents on your behalf

Thanks for your patient and understanding.

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Ignored. Yesterday afternoon:

Kevin the Idiot wrote:

Dear beneficiary: Mr. Juan

You can call me now so we can talk, meanwhile below is the account of our second Shyster which you will use to send the money since Mr. Eugene is not around.

[New account info snipped and reported -TD]

Iam waiting for your call.

Thanks for your patient and understanding.

MR. RICHARD FISHER
GENERAL MANAGER
FEDERAL RESERVE BANK

Ignored.

Then today, clumsy Juan accidently sent Kevin a mail that was really meant for Judy/Darla...

Juan Tanamera wrote:

Dearest Judy honey,

Thank you for your email yesterday, and thank you for the photo. You look even better than I imagined. And also thanks for the kind words, it is not every day someone as hot as you calls me sexy.
As promised, I transferred the 5,200 to the same account as last, under the condition that you retransfer the money back to my account next week, as agreed.
I hope your trip is good, and I look forward to hear your voice on the phone again, it makes me tingle all over, my little chimichanga.
I attached a little photo for you to look at until we talk again.

Kisses from,
Juanito

Attached this:

Then, immediately after...

Juan Tanamera wrote:

I am sorry, my last email was not meant for you, but for Judy. Kindly disregard and delete it, and accept my apologies for my mistake. I will resend it to Judy immediately.

Juan Tanamera

Over to OP - I think it's save to say that Kevin will pop up in your chat any minute now.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:23 pm

Dane are you some sort of Prophet or something?

Okay maybe not that kind...let's see what's happening eh?

Quote:

Kevin: Darla we need to talk
What is meaning of all this what kind of game are u trying to play
U asked Juan to send $5,200 and u did not let me know right
U even sent him ur photos
Darla: Hiya
Kevin:answer me what are ur plans
Darla: Mr Juan explained to me that you gave him a different account so I knew he was mistaken and gave him the proper one silly.
Kevin:Which one did u gave him?
Darla: The Georgia account of course.
Kevin:The same account of urs?
What was our agreement are u sure u know what u are doing
We agreed that he should send the money to the account I gave to him so I can get the documents and proceed the jobs
Darla: What you went behind my backside again???
Kevin:What are u talking about
Don't pretend
We agreed that she should send the money to the account I gave to him is it not what we agreed
?
Darla: Am talking aboot you trying to take all the money for yourself Mr. Man! AND we never agreed upon that
Kevin:Baby I am not trying y
I am not trying to take any money I want to make sure that he did not border u again
U remember how u told me that he was disturbing u and this time around it is going to be worst all the money is in the account u provided
U think u can handle this I am trying to protect u and I swear I will not go ur back to collect any money which I have not done before
Darla: Um this is at least the third time I've caught you doing this so I think maybe I'll keep whats in my account and you give me my percentage from yours to make it fair.
Kevin:Take a look out the message he sent to me
HE SENT JUAN'S MESSAGE
Kevin: How can we agreed on something and u still do another thing were u drunk all the time we talk about it?
Baby I swear I have nothing in my account
and if u think u can eat all the money alone go ahead and eat it and let's watch what will happen
In fact I won't border u again eat the money I am sending all of them message with ur house address and tell them everything that we are doing
Eat the money u greedy human
I am here trying to make things easier for us u argues me of taken money which I have not seen
U think to eat the money in the account it is that easy they will come after u that Mr. Juan is very mean if he find out whom u are and I gave him ur contact u are just a dead person
Don't play with me
Darla: Whatever
Kevin:Ok
U are playing with fire
Let me talk to Auntie Mary first
Darla: Oooh am scared.
Kevin:This is not matter of u are scared
Why are u like this
I never knew u could be this mean because of money
Is this how we are going to live as husband and wife?
Darla: Of course not because my Husband won't be an idiot who tries to steal from me.
Kevin:If I ever tried to still from u let me die
If I collect any money behind ur back since we started this work let me die
If I collect money I swear I will send ur own share to ur account but I have not we agreed that Mr. Juan should send the money to the account I gave to him
So that I can get the documents since u are not around is that not what we agreed?
Darla: Actually I believe you didn't collect a cent behind my back side.
Want to know why?
Because you are a Fucken moron that's why!
Kevin:How do u mean
How do u mean
We started this together and we are going to finish it together
I was only truthful and honest to u but u seem to act strange if I want yo collect money it is very simple but I won't do that cos I love u so much remember when we are to start this u asked me to get an account but I said u should get one so I want to play game I would have provided an account
Darla: Smarten the Fuck up or I will keep everything and give the contacts your HOME ADDRESS IDIOT!
I THEN LOGGED OUT FOR AWHILE
Kevin: U think they are interested in coming to Nigeria they won't even believe that
Baby pls we aren't suppose to be fighting I am planning how our wedding will be and is going to be the best weeding so far
I love u more than u know
Baby
Darla: What do you want from me now?
Kevin: Baby I am sorry if what I said hurt u ok
I am really sorry I love u so much and I have been crying since I don't us to be fighting ok
I love u
Darla: You go behind my backside and when you get caught you threaten? What the Fucken hell is your problem?
Kevin: Baby I never went to ur backside
Ur problem is that u do not follow me up
How can we conclude on something and u turned around to do another thing
I could remember when u said that Juan is disturbing u I told u to tell him to go ahead and pay the money to the account I gave to him
Is that not what we agreed so how did I went ur backside and where did I go wrong?
Darla: I never agreed that you could steal my money
Kevin: Which one is ur money
Darla: All of it now for fuck sakes
Kevin: Why are u so difficult?
Why are u lying?
Were u not the one that said u told Juan to pay the money to the account I gave to him so I can issue him the necessary documents

Well if u think that a lot of money has been paid to ur account and that's why u are acting like this u can have it I won't border u again but time shall come when u will need my help by then it will be too late and I will not be held responsibility of any inconvenience that may occur u think what u are doing is legal a lot of people have been sentence to life imprisonment because of this I was trying my best to protect u and I was the one that is teaching what to say for them to pay
If u want to the money alone no problem I won't border u about it let's watch and see how it goes I am talking with experience
Not threatening
The money are not urs it is our money and we have to share it accordingly but if u think u can have it alone no problem
Darla: ok
Kevin: U have from now till next week to send me my own share of the money don't be greedy
And don't allow me to hunt u I have people all over there and the people that paid that money I know the kind of mail they are sending to me and they are ready to hunt u down but I was the one telling them that u will be back soon and they will receive their funds so do not act stupid
Darla: Truthfully I could never act as stupid as you so I’m not sure why you’d even bring that up
Kevin: U are acting like one just because u discovered that we have made a lot of money and u want to eat it alone
Is that not stupidity?
And greedy a lot of people die because of their greediness
I just told my friend in USA he was mad they called him Baron and wanted your contact but I said it has not gotten to that u are my wife to be I am not lying he is deadly I don't cheat people and no one cheated me and go free
Darla: Oooooh Baron von Fucktard is coming to get me. Am sooooo scared!
Kevin: Whatever
Just from now till next week let me have my own share of the money if not the people that paid the money will come after u my friend will also come after
We have $34100 in the account
My own share is $16000 u can have $18100 then we can further the jobs they will pay more
Darla: If your ‘people’ are anything like you I had better take a shit ton of stoopid pills just to make it a fair fight.
Just remember you are in charge of Jack and Shit and Jack just left town.
Kevin: Ur words means nothing I don't understand what u are talking about
U like us to be fighting all the time
U can't face it when it starts
Darla: You are THE IDIOT who has been threatening me and you are THE IDIOT who decided to go behind my backside so knock it off
Kevin: Take ur own share of the money and send my don't be greedy
The problem u have is that u like to got urself drunk and u forget what u discuss with me
If I collect money I will send urs I vow not to betray u but u are acting like a child we agreed that Juan should send the money to the account I gave to him
So why are u saying and difference thing
?
Darla: Send me my money and then maybe we can do Business together ok Hunny?
Kevin: Mr. James will buy u drinks and do something stupid with u and u think I don't know I still have patient with u
I don't have any of ur money
God is my witness
I have told u this time without number that I will never cheat on u
If I have ever collected money at ur back let me die
If any of the client have send me money I would have issue them the documents and give the another bill do u think I am happy about the delay
I will swear with anything u want me to swear with I have never collected money at ur back
Like I said ur own share of the money is $18100 while u send me $16000
after u must have send me my own money I will tell u the good news I received just now
Darla: No tell me this news now
Kevin: I won't
Darla: ok
Kevin: When are u coming back
Darla: When Mr. Jizzler tells me to
Kevin: Are u there for audition?
Darla: Am working yess.
Kevin: Does it mean u can't come back until Mr. Jizzler say so?
I thought u will be coming back this Easter period
Darla: He pays me very well to work so I do what he says
Plus it's awesome here!
Kevin: And u don't think about me
Darla: I'll talk to you later as that nice Mr James is taking me out for what he calls Surf N Turf
Kevin: Be careful
I love u so much

Eat it? I'll give you something to eat you Basturd. But in the meantime let's watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

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