Christmas at the Orphanage - 6 Weeks on SAFARI

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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:17 am

So well done, Mr L. I haven't had this much fun guessing how the next episode was going to go since the end of Breaking Bad... Smile

Still so many ways this bait can go...my suggestions about the office being trashed are still possible, Moses can come to Korhogo and be intercepted by the bad guys, Moses can try to get them to come somewhere closer to Mali, Moses can back to Mali, Moses can try and send the package to Bouake, Moses can try to send it to Accra (and as soon as he sets out to do so Uzumb0 sends an email confirming he's harked Moses's mail)...so many choices, only one set of lads....
Razz

EDIT: Oh, and one more idea! How about if Moses consults with his superior about making a special arrangement to have the package delivered by DHL/Fedex/UPS, super-insured, with no change of anything going wrong...and the superior says that it can only be done if a death certificate is provided regarding Franklin's poor father? And of course it will have to be verified by the Ghana government...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

A not-so-friendly update from Uzumbo:

Quote:

GOOD DAY BRODA!!

I TRY TO BE REASONALE WITH U BUT U IGNOR MY MAILS?? BOSSMAN KOFI MAD MAD MAD HE NOW HAVE 7 OF US KOFIBOYZ IN KORHOGO AN 4 MORE IN BOUAKE OK?? WE PAY BRIBE MONEY TO ALL BUSDRIVERS TO TELL US WEN U THERE WE HAVE UR PICTURES OK THEY NOT STUPID LIK U SO THEY DO WAT WE SAY!! WE NO LITTLE FRANKLIN OBI IS LITTLE GUY OK VERY SMALL GUY AN WE NO U SPEND LONG TIME AT GRAND MOSQE IN KORHOGO AN NOW U SAYING HE HAVE SICK STOMACK OK?? WE NO ALL ABOUT U WE HAVE UR INFORS TOO MR ERIC OGBUAWOLO FERDINAND!! WE HAVE OBIS INFORS IN ACCRA, GANA AN BOSMAN KOFI TAKE CARE OF HIM OK?? SEE WAT HAPPEN WHEN U DISCRESPACT KOFIZ???? NOT SMART MY BRODA MR KOFI PISSED HE LOSING LOTS OF FUNDS WE SHOULD BE WORKING 419 JOBS BUT BUSY IN FUKING KORHOGO LOOKING FOR U AND UR MOTHERFUKING ELECTRONIC PACKAGE!! U FUKED UP MY BRODA AND NOW U GET NO LUV FROM UZUMBO OR ANY OF THE KOFIBOYZ OK?? I TELL DIKEMBE TO CAST SOUTH AFRICAN SPELL TO MAKE U SHIT BLOD AND DIE SLOW DEATH IN IVORY COAST IN 9 OR 10 DAY U WILL DIE OK??! I MAD NOW BRODA U IGNOR US AN NOW U GET NO LUV I FUKING CUT UR AN FRANKLINS EARS OFF WEN I FIND U AN WEAR THEM AS NECKLAC CHARM!!!!!

UZUMBO

That should make them sweat...

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:25 pm

Earless in Korhorgo - now that's the sort of film I'd watch Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:52 am

"WE NO LITTLE FRANKLIN OBI IS LITTLE GUY OK VERY SMALL GUY"

hahahaha.....your emails as Uzumbo have me laughing out loud every time I read them!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

He tries to explain Dan's warning email to Moses:

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Thanks for your mail and your update. We are sorry for the
inconveniences in this matter. I went through the letter from brother
Dan Hamilton and we understood the reason why he suggested for me to
come and collect the package from Mali, because UZUMBO fudged an email
claimed to be GPS MANAGER to confuse him to get more
information about the package and where we are since he did not
succeed with the fake interpol statement claimed to be Korhogo police.

The reason why we gave you two options is to reduce stress and risk on
how to deliver the package to us in Korhogo because we don't know
their next plan and we don't have much time to delay anymore, because
any moment from now Franklin will go back home for his late father
funeral.

I did not buy the idea of Brother Dan Hamilton suggestion for me to
come and send the package from Mali to Ghana, because I don't even
have money at hand for the transportation. We suggested if you can
help us to send the
package insured through Franklin Obi name in our shipping receipt with
the money in the package through any of available Courier service
stated below, DHL, UPS or FedEx Shipping company from Bamako Mali to
Accra Ghana to make things easier for we both to save the package and
our lives in Korhogo, then we will wait for you to show you Franklin
identity and collect the shipping receipt from you, we hope brother
Dan Hamilton will appreciate your effort.

But if you have already arrive with the package in Korhogo, keep it
secret between us both and come and pick us at Grand mosque to know
your company for us to settle everything and make the necessary
arrangements on how to ship the package to Ghana.

We wait for your update as soon as possible.

Mr Eric

Nope. GPS is the only option!

Quote:

Using UPS or DHL is not an option. I must deliver this package to you myself. It is my sworn duty as Regional manager of GPS!

I am in a small village near the border. I am not sure what to do. I don't want to get killed by Kofiboyz! Are you still in a safe place? For god sakes don't let them find out where you are!!

More whining about Uzumbo:

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Thanks for your mail and your update. we understood your mail correctly.

We suggested you to bring the package to your head office in Korhogo,
so that you will come and pick us anywhere we directed you, because we
are sure they have tried to locate your company but they couldn't
found it.

We will keep the package in your company safe and save our lives, so
that we will make the necessary arrangements on how to ship the
package to Ghana.

We are strongly believe that you will understood Brother Dan Hamilton,
the reason why he suggested you to keep the package, because Uzumbo
tricked him that both of us are sick in the hospital and stole his
$900, also claimed to be Chief inspector Uzumbo in police in Korhogo
and fudge a statement to get more information about us and the package
from you.

Now, the same Uzumbo fudged an email address claimed to be the GPS
MANAGER to confuse Brother Dan Hamilton and get more
information about the package and where we are, because they did not
succeed with their plans and we don't know the next plan they will use
to trick anyone of us at this point.

That is the reason why Brother Dan Hamilton suggested you to keep the
package in Mali to be safe, but since you left Mali already we believe
it will be safe in your company.

To be honest, we are afraid of Uzumbo and his gangs because we've
never seen this kind of boys with their tricks before, please try to
be checking your mails and the email you receive very well before you
respond, because they might fudge an email address claimed to be
Brother Dan Hamilton and contact you to get more information about the
package and where we are at any moment.

Below is Brother Dan Hamilton original email address
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God in heaven knows that we don't know Cote d'Ivoire before talk less
of Korhogo to relax waiting for the package at this point, because the
delay is dangerous.

As soon as you arrive in company in Korhogo please update us, because
we don't have a particular place we stay for now.

We pray that God will guide and protect you on your way coming.

Regards.

Mr Eric

The package is sooo close now...

Quote:

Mr Obi,

I am in a small village a short distance outside of Korhogo. I am staying in a hotel. I am scared to enter Korhogo right now after the warning email I got from Dan Hamilton. I do not know if it is safe for me after you brought all those Kofiboyz to Korhogo!

I do not know what to do. I need to check on my wife and children. I am worried that the Kofiboyz might find them. And if they know my name then they will certainly be able to find me! I don't want to be burned to death! Those evil gangsters are not the kind of people you want to make mad!!

I don't understand how all of this is happening. It has always been known that there were lots of Kofiboyz in Abidjan, but Korhogo has always been safe. We have never had a Kofiboyz problem until you brought them to town!

I don't know what to do. I am not far from Korhogo. Just outside of town now, but I am afraid to enter! For now I will stay in hiding here in this hotel room and pray that the Kofiboyz don't kill me and my family. I am passing the time by playing some fun games on one of your iPads. Very Happy

Can you come here and get the package? I am only a short distance from Korhogo.

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:53 am

Thumbs up! I love it.

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:57 am

Quote:

.....we don't know the next plan they will use to trick anyone of us at this point.

Neither do we, mate, neither do we! That's what makes it such fun Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:10 pm

The lads' plight reminds me very much of a Samuel Becket play... It's Franklin(mir) & Eric(stragon) in "Waiting for Godot"!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_Godot

Quote:

... in which two characters, Vladimir and Estragon, wait endlessly and in vain for the arrival of someone named Godot..

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

How are you doing and your family? I hope all is well with you.

We have not heard from you, what is going on? We just received a mail
from brother Dan Hamilton few minutes ago , they are worried to know
if we have receive the package.

I'm totally confuse at the moment, because Franklin health condition
is so critical since a week now, his health situation started again.

Kindly open the attached photos and see his current situation at the
moment, please I want you to help us bring the package to your company
in Korhogo so that I can make the necessary arrangements on how to
ship the package before I will take him back to Ghana for proper
medical treatment, because delaying here without good treatment it may
cause more harm to us.

We hope to hear from you as soon as possible.

Regards.

Mr Eric

I am attaching massage below from brother Dan Hamilton.
_____________________________

Hello Brother Eric,

Has Mr Moses Malone gotten the package to you yet?

Please update me, Betty is
worried and sick over here.

Regards, Dan

He attaches a pic:

I could be wrong, but it doesn't seem like he's having a very good time...

Of course Moses is having some of his own stresses:

Quote:

I'm not doing very well either Mr. Obi,

I am getting very bored here. I am just spending all day playing games on your iPads. They are pretty fun games, don't get me wrong, it's just that it's basically all that I have been doing. I am kind of getting tired of it now.

I am just outside of Korhogo in a small village called M'bengue. There isn't a whole lot to do here, but as far as I can tell there are no Kofiboyz here, so that is definitely good! You should come up here and meet with me. It will be safe. Those gangsters shouldn't be a problem here and we will know that your package is safe that way. It's only about 40 miles north of Korhogo.

I will see you here!

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:02 pm

^^^ Golly gosh, I've seen more meat on a butcher's apron.

Wonder where the pic was taken, doesn't look like a hospital!

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:20 pm

His head is HUGE! Probably from housing that superior intellect Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:30 pm

Mr L I have an idea. Maybe Mr Mal0ne is informed that he must deliver the package in ten days or be sent back to the GPS Headquarters with the package marked as Unclaimed and sent back to Betty and Dan. Plus, the looming threat of Uzumb0 should make him move his ass. It will be great since Franklin can't travel Eric will have to go there by himself. Wouldn't it be great? Franklin streded in Korhogo and Eric streded 40 miles way.

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:02 pm

ScamHater, I'm beginning to believe that the Uzumb0 threat isn't really doing much at this point unless it gets scaled up to the next level. I really think that Mr U has to find the GPS office in Korhogo in this point and either trash it or torch it, which would mean that Moses is ordered to come back to Bamako within three days as there will be lots of insurance paperwork to process for loss claims. That would force the lads to realize that there is nothing left in Korhogo for them because Moses ain't comin'.

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:58 pm

WOW! LITTLE FRANKLIN OBI IS LITTLE GUY (OK VERY SMALL GUY hahaha)!!

He genuinely looks very ill! Being that he appears so short, I can't imagine him weighing more than 120lbs in that pic!

This is brutal safaring! Mr. Labowski you truly have become an amazing and most entertaining baiter!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Feb 2016 Posts: 15

Really enjoying reading this epic saga Smile

The lad in the photo looks thin but, reasonably well kempt, clean, recently cut his hair, washed and shaved, obviously somewhere to sleep you can see the bed in the background. I suspect he still has a little money and is not as out of cash as he claims. He should definitely have enough resources to move to a more secure location to claim his package.

Well, so many ways this can work out, it's compulsive viewing, like a soap opera Smile

Keep up the great work and i can't wait to see where this goes!

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:27 pm

^^ Agree 100%.

I think Mr Franklin, despite being a skinny drink of water, doesn't look as scruffy as one would imagine an entirely 'stredded' lad would. I think they could be getting money from somewhere?

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

maggiestail wrote:

^^^ Golly gosh, I've seen more meat on a butcher's apron.

Wonder where the pic was taken, doesn't look like a hospital!

I think, you've mistaken him for shorty...

shorty has that superior intelligence (there was a special term used by him).

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:07 am

Sick or not, I'm loving that exhausted look in your lad's eyes. The poor little lamb. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:14 am

Made the mistake of showing the photo to my mom. Confused

She really thinks Franklin is in bad shape - she needed repeated reminders that if he really wanted to, he could find a way home and get a bunch of home-cooked gari meals from his mom.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:48 am

Doesn't this guy look familiar?

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=268725

Been browsing the Eater archives, amusing myself with some good reads, and here I find none other than... our very own Mr Eric! Guess what alerted me to the fact it was him? THE AWFUL SHIRT!

Compare to current pic:

http://scamwarners.com/main//guestupload/69203franklineric.jpg

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

^^ no doubt it's him--good catch. I remember seeing that trophy back when it was posted but didn't make the connection with Eric.

He sure loves that shirt. Loves it so much he's worn it for 40 some days straight!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Jan 2014 Posts: 32

It does very much and the short lean midget is his muscles? He certainly looks mean and by now he is doing his job of taking some purnisment in some kind of luxury streded in hash conditions. But then they experience then on thems owm no change cloth or paste for weeks - such hardship.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:47 am

From the looks of that picture you may be on your way to collecting a skulls and crossbones avatar. Sheesh!! Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

^^Yeah Huntsman got some great trophies out of our boy Eric! My personal favorite was him holding the sign that said "I love Harry Boners".

I think little Franklin will be OK. I imagine the average Ghanaian is pretty lean to begin with... my favorite thing is simply the look on his face. I feel like he's staring directly into my soul, and I think I know what he's thinking. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

More jabs from Uzumbo:

Quote:

GOOD DAY BRODA!!!

WE NO PACKAGE GETTING CLOSE OK?? WE SEND GUYS UP TO BAMAKO TO SEE WAT GOING ON AN FIND OUT MR MOSES LEFT NOW AND ON HIS WAY SO GETTING HERE SOONEST!! MY GUY WE WILL COLLECT ELECTRONIC PACKAGE OK AN AFTER WE DO I STILL PLAN TO COLLECT UR EARS FOR NEKLACE CHARM OK?? OUR INFORS TELL US FRANKLIN IS LITTLE BITTY GUY TINY TINY TINY MAN ONLY LIK 1 METER TALL JUST SMALL LIKE BOY OK?? I PROMISE DIKEMBE HE USE LITTLE FRANKLINS FINGERS FOR VOODOO SPELL DIKEMBE KIND OF SCARED OF LITTLEGUY FRANKLIN THINKS HE HAS SPECAL POWERS CUZ NOT POSSIBL FOR REAL GROWN MAN TO B SO TINY??? OUR KOFIBOYZ NO U STILL IN KORHOGO WE SEE U SOONEST OK BRODA!!??

UZUMBO

Mostly I just felt like picking on little Franklin some more. Very Happy

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