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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:58 pm |
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Since January, 2013 I have kept up contact with Anderson. Begging him to come back to Kenya where he was stredded in hash conditions for a couple of months (thanks to Robert) https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=214184&highlight=raining+hitlads
Since their first safari, Henshaw has now rented a flat in Nairobi proper and Anderson - after listening to Ska beg him to return to Kenya - is now back for more of the same. This time, another box but with raw stones and no diamonds, awaits. He has continued to ask about Pinkie Pie (read: Pinks money) and has forgotten about the trauma that Gomer inflicted. Pink has left Anderson a box - tho Ska doesn't know the contents; only that it was in Pinks will. The letter notifying Anderson of the inheritance will be left at the desk of a Nairobi hotel for him to claim.
On a sad note, the child he fathered with the hotel maid passed around Christmas from pneumonia - so I will allow him sufficient time to grieve (trust me - he isn't) before his next move. This time to Nanyuki and places North, since Henshaw knows nothing about the area North of Nairobi. Not to mention travel in that area is horribly difficult.
The turkey has landed. Let the fun begin.
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_________________ Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that. >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:05 pm |
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:06 pm |
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Thanks, bware. |
_________________ Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that. >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre
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Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:56 am |
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Can't wait to see what you do to this lad! |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:17 am |
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Another hitlad? Great! Jack the Snipper was getting boring https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=273464 |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:52 am |
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he once was a hitlad. not just a hitlad, but the goat felching hitlad dai teatime of the brotherhood of goat felchers from the city of ankh morpork and in the possession of the official hitlad certificate, signed by princess luna.
that was a truly epic script created by sunshine and given to him. |
_________________ Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:20 pm |
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I spent most of the week setting up Andersons 'treasure hunt'. A packet has been left at a hotel in Nairobi. First, a little background. Brevity is not in my nature, so advance apologies.
Anderson: lad. Safari'd to Kenya in 2012 by Robert der Heindrich.
Plnkie Ple (previously Gwonam): was a wealthy socialite wooed by Anderson. Unfortunately, Pink was kidnapped by Gomer, rescued by Ska, and spent the box of money (that Anderson failed to retrieve) on mental health assistance because of the traumatic kidnapping.
Ska: moi. I have baited n begged Anderson for 4 years hoping he would return to Kenya. He has given me numerous magas and scripts yet fails to realize that he fails for that same generous reason. He has blood on his hands from a US victim, and for that reason I want to hurt him. Badly.
Uppermost in the packet he received from the shyster is a cover letter:
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Dear Mr. Anderson:
We have been instructed by your late fiancée Ms. Pinkie Pie regarding the final disposition of her earthly goods. She has instructed us that she left a box for you at an undisclosed location that is open to the public and is not on private land. You may locate said bequest by following the instructions included herein, in her final letter to you.
This is a most unusual disposition of estate, but it is our hope that you follow her instructions to claim her riches, as the young lady was very adamant in her wishes.
Sincerely,
Shonuff Abida Wikked
Estate Planning
Dewy, Fleezum & Howe
Afribank Plaza, Addis Ababba, Tanzania |
From Pink, in a separate envelope,
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My Darling Boo:
It is with many tears that I write this letter. Some from pain but most are from the pain in my heart. Darling Anderson, love of my life. I have been so lost without you. For many years I was afraid to contact you for fear that you would not want me. But now as I lay here stricken with yellow fever, the doctor says I shall not live long. At least not long enough to see my Boo again.
I have fallen in love with Kenya. The scenery. The wildlife. The wilderness. Most of the past 2 years I have spent in Meru, hiding my location even from Ska who saved me from slavery in Lagos. I don't remember much of the time following our escape, but I know that you paid for Simba with the money you left behind in Embu, and for that I am forever grateful. She saved my life, but you saved my soul. The money box paid for 2 years of therapy that I needed to become whole again.
It is for that reason I have left for you a pack of my most precious things. The things that remind me of our love eternal. But I would also like you to see the last place I was happy. I had so hoped to make the safari with you; but if you are reading this, the yellow fever has won and I am no more.
Please darling, follow the path. 2 stops only. And when you safari, think of me. I am beside you my love.
Im sorry, dear Anderson. I leave you my most valuable, precious things as a symbol of my undying love. Use them well to see your future.
Forever your
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Also included, a (real) death certificate for Pink. If I ever figure out images I will add them. The first safari - Nairobi to Meru National Park, promises to include at least 70km of bad road - mud - no tarmac. His 2nd clue is at the edge of the rhino enclosure, where an attitudinal bull elephant spends his days. It's under a rock, rock under a high voltage electric fence. Accessible to the old woman... so surely Mr. Anderson won't have any problems. Oh - yeah - rainy season just started. Its advisable to have 4wd during rainy season. Or be able to run like a Kenyan as there isn't a chance in hell (next safari) a park ranger is going to meander out that way. And the animals aren't enclosed. And it's mating season.
So... now we wait for him to take the bait. |
_________________ Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that. >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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Padme
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Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:26 pm |
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Most of the past 2 years I have spent in Meru, hiding my location even from Ska who saved me from slavery in Lagos |
So much awesome in that line! Totally hooked on part 2 already! |
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
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Akure>Kano -Amos
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's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:56 pm |
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Even while Anderson was still in Nigeria, we often talked about Nairobi night life. I encouraged him to stay at a particular hotel in South B. Oddly, it's also one of Henshaws favourite hangouts. Tonite the lads registered. And before he was too drunk n smoked up, Anderson shot me a message...
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[3/12 22:50] Anderson did you know Pinkie died?
[3/12 22:52] Kate.......... yeah. I just found out.
[3/12 22:52] Anderson there was a letter 4 mi here in South B at da hotel she stay at
[3/12 22:54] Kate.......... from her ?
[3/12 22:54] Anderson lawyer. Do u know Meru?
[3/12 22:55] Kate.......... yeah -is North. Y?
[3/12 22:56] Anderson da letter ask mi 2 go dere.
[3/12 22:56] Kate.......... u gonna go ?
[3/12 22:57] Anderson yeah if Henshaw will take mi
[3/12 22:57] Kate........... lemmi know whats up.
[3/12 22:58] Anderson Pink leave mi somethin when she die. did she still have monies
[3/12 22:59] Kate........... dunno. She quit talkin 2 me when she switched from the Simba camp. Said her shrink was fucked up n too expensive. Was she in Meru?
[3/12 23:02] Anderson we talk kesho Meter. I need to think on dis.
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Game on. |
_________________ Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that. >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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Nailgunner
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Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:03 pm |
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Welcome back Muzungu! have fun with your turkey. |
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Capone
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Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:32 pm |
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So good to see you again-carry on with the lad pain! |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Mountain Goat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2013
Posts: 3797
Location: Sugar, how you get so fly?
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Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:59 pm |
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It's under a rock, rock under a high voltage electric fence.[.............] And the animals aren't enclosed. And it's mating season. |
MTH, I am struggling hard here to find the right terms to express my admiration for this awesome ambush I am crossing my fingers |
_________________ Piggies: a few.....
James Clark from Bamenda/ Cameroon to Kano/ Nigeria with Mortal and Osazee
Agent Thomas Pierre from Paris/France to Piz Gloria/Switzerland
Barrister Kiliwangi from Lomé/Togo to Abuja/Nigeria with The Monsignor
Henry Philip from Abuja/Nigeria to Natitingou/Benin with DSW and Yastreb
FUCK YOU JULIA......Lloydjames154
If I see you I will kill you with my hands prostitute you are (Agent Thomas Pierre)
You are a pig with Nigeria accent ([email protected])
FUCK YOU AND DON"T WRITE TO ME YOU FOOLISH UGLY SHRINKY PUSSY>>>> Michael Abramovich |
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