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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:12 am

Mr.Labowski, where did you plan to send these lads initially its Mali isnt it?

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:51 pm

Yippee, Uzumb0 is back!

I know Heisenbergs mum is waiting anxiously to see if he comes to town Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:18 pm

She really is anxious. She looked at the picture of the lad with the blue girdle and she genuinely felt sorry for him. I had to remind her several times that he was a criminal who would steal every dollar she had if he thought he could get away with it.

The Uzumb0 thing makes her laugh uncontrollably though. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Uzumbo is back! And he seem to get more information each day...

Quote:

GOOD DAY BRODA!!!

WE STILL WATE FOR PACKAGE MR DAN TELL US GPSMAN NAME MOSES MORONE HAS IT NOW OK?? WE JUS NEED TO NO HIS CONTACT INFORS WHER DO WE REACH HIM?? WE HAVE MANY OF KOFIBOYZ NOW IN KORHOGO WAITING AN HELPING US LOOK BUT U MAKE IT VERY DIFUCULT AN BOSSMAN KOFI NOT HAPY AT ALL WIT U BRODA!!

UZUMBO

Quote:

MOSES MARONE COME FFROM MALI OK WE NO ALL OK?? WE JUS NEED INFORS ABOUT DELIVERY LOCATON?? TELL ME NOW AN STILL MAYBE WE TREET U FAIRLY??

UZUMBO

Brother Eric writes to Dan:

Quote:

Hello Brother Dan,

I received your mail, but regarding GPS company, I told you
already that we have concluded with the manager that he will help us
deliver the package to Ghana.

Please any mail you receive again regarding the package know that is
UZUMBO and his gang writing you to know more about the children gift
because they want to steal it.

I have warned you several times not reply anybody again asking you to
know more about the package because UZUMBO and his gang want to kill
us and take the package.

They always use my name as ERIC OPHANAGE to confuse you always and
they told us that you gave them all information's about the package

From today upward I will be using my full name to close my letter and
any mail that is not my full name don't reply.

Your Brother Ogbuawolo Eric Ferdinand

And Moses writes to him with a new issue:

Quote:

Hello Mr. Obi,

I wanted to give you a quick update on some recent developments here in Mali.

I learned today that our driver Mr Randy, the one that stole your package, has been released from jail. Since he was in the backseat of the van when they found him, the courts have decided that he is not responsible for the goats and chickens that were run over by Mr Bahbango. Bahbango will remain in jail, but they have released Mr Randy.

I am telling you this because some of the GPS staff has been getting threatening phone calls from him over the past few days. He is very angry because of what happened. Of course we fired him because he tried to steal a package, and now he is very angry.

I am just telling you this so that you are aware of it. If Mr Randy approaches you, avoid him at all costs! He is very hostile. We don't understand it, he was once our finest employee, but now he is belligerent and angry. We fear he may be dangerous.

I do hope that Franklin is feeling better. I will see you soon.

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:00 pm

I am sure Franklin needs another dose of Novalgin after reading this mail.

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^^

how about this: http://ec.princeton.edu/worldwide/

they have lists of all birth control pills sorted by countries. so, how about telling the lad, that dan consulted a doctor, who denn told him about one of those meds.

so, lads somewhere abroad, broke, stredded, and a nice dose of estrogene Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:44 am

These past few weeks have been eventful for Eric and his pal. He started with a simple email. Now he's in a foreign country waiting for lost riches with several people trying to kill him, and his pal is in the hospital.

Mr. Labowski is an exceptional tour guide.

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 12:01 pm

This safari has been continued for so long, I wonder if there is a combined pith-hat+sand-timer graphic that could be specially awarded... Smile

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Things aren't going any better for our boys in Korhogo:

Quote:

Mr. Obi,

We have a serious problem.

Upon checking my email this morning, I had a message from the Korhogo Police, a man named Chief Inspector Uzumbo. He notified that you are an internet thief and the leader of an international ring of violent money launderers and advance fee fraudstars!!

What is the meaning of all this Mr Obi?!?!! Is this true?? Check the attached poster the Chief Inspector Uzumbo sent to me! I am having a hard time understanding all of this! He is telling me that I must surrender your package to him upon arrival in Korhogo as it is part of a pending police investigation!! He already knew that there were 57 iPADS as well as computers, phones and cash!! He told me you are trying to steal them from an orphanage in the United States!! Is this true???

I am not even sure if I am supposed to be talking to you right now! I could get in serious trouble here. PLEASE DO NOT HURT ME OR MY FAMILY!! I am just trying to do my job as best as I can I did not want to get mixed up in any illegal business! I am leaving for Korhogo today but I think I need to contact the police first please I beg of you do not hurt my family!!

^^The picture is Franklin, taken from his ID card that he emailed to Moses a few weeks ago. Very Happy

Special thanks to Bware for creating it.

Eric doesn't take this well:

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone

We just received your mail now but we are totally confused for this
email, the email you got from the person claimed to be inspector
UZUMBO are those boys we told you earlier that contacted us that they
want to take the package from us, they fudge Mr Obi identity to use it
to allegate us that we are fraudsters so that they will steal our
package from us.

Mr Malone if we are not the owner of this package, can we travel all
the way from Ghana to Cote d'Ivoire?

Mr Dan contacted me through email that he want to donate to orphanage
in Ghana for Christmas and he sent us the packages as a children gift
on 17th Dec 2015 through your company before you contacted us that our
package was delivered to your nearest facility in cote d'Ivoire that
we need to come and claim it.

We surprised how this people got our contact and the receipt of the
package and they sent us treating messages through our email from the
person claimed to be INSPECTOR UZUMBO AND MR DAVID KOFI that we must
give them your contact or else they will put us in problem in cote
d'Ivoire here.

Mr Malone, I want to let you know that Mr Obi hands is innocent, Mr
Dan contacted me to help him to donate the gift to an orphanage in
Ghana.

If you doubt me,you can confirm through Mr Dan Hamilton email
address <snip Dan's email> and get back to me when you get
response from him because I will still update him what is going on at
this point.

Mr Malone, We did not suggest you to contact police for now because
they are citizen of Korhogo and they can use Korhogo police to betray
us.

We suggest you to leave the package in Mali for now and confirm from
Mr Dan Hamilton that sent me a massage to donate the package to the
orphans in Ghana as a gift to know the truth, which you know that the
wrong delivery make us to be in cote d'Ivoire and this people are from
Cote d'Ivoire.

I am attaching two treating massages from Mr UZUMBO and Mr David Kofi.

From Mr Eric.

<snip a couple of Uzumbo's emails>

So he is asking Moses to write to Dan and confirm the package was sent to him. No problem.

Except wait a minute! The ever vigilant Dan realizes that this probably isn't Moses at all! It's probably that fraudstar UZUMBO!! Dan emails Eric with an update:

Quote:

Brother Eric,

I just got a very suspicious email from someone. The email said that it was Moses Malone but I showed it to Betty and she recognized right away that it was probably that fraudstar UZUMBO!! It came from the email <snip Moses' email address> I think that it is that wicked UZUMBO pretending to be a GPS Clark!! He was asking all these details about the contents of the package and where I sent it.

Well don't worry Brother Eric, I didn't let that wicked fraudstar trick me this time. I wrote him back and told him he could go to hell! And that I don't know what he's talking about and I've never even seen the package!! I hope that will trick him so he will stop looking for it now?

I am very worried about poor Franklin. Betty and I pray every day for him. Please let us know what we should do now?

Regards, Dan

I can only imagine Eric fraudstration. The one time Dan thinks an email is from Uzumbo, it isn't. Very Happy

Of course, this response concerns Moses greatly:

Quote:

Mr Obi,

I emailed Dan Hamilton as you requested, and to be honest his reply shook me to my very core! He told me to go to hell and he did not have any knowledge of the package!

I do not understand what is going on! And do you mean to tell me that you know Chief Inspector Uzumbo?? This does not make any sense to me!!

I am in a very confusing way right now. I am legally sworn to deliver this package to Franklin Obi. But I am also being told that I need to surrender the package to Inspector Uzumbo!! I need to consult with my boss before I proceed here. I simply don't know what to do or why Dan did not know anything about the package!!

Please I beg of you don't hurt me or my family. I now understand that you are a dangerous man. I beg you I am just trying to do my job!!

This seems to put Eric into full freak-out mode.

To Moses:

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

How are you and your family?
I hope all is well with you.

We have not heard from you, Mr Franklin was crying since yesterday
with the condition his was at the moment and he swear with God that he
is %100 sure that nobody have his identity in Korhogo here apart from
you, maybe they sent you a treating massage and you forwarded the copy
of the identity to them and they used it to fudge that interpol is
looking for Franklin in Korhogo which he is innocent.

We have been receiving a lot of treating emails from UZUMBO AND DAVID
KOFI that they have our copy of the delivery receipt that we need to
cooperate with them to share the package or else they will put us in
trouble in Korhogo here which we informed you earlier that it might be
at the cyber Cafe they got our email open to get all this
information's.

We are highly disappointed that you let us travel all the way from
Ghana to Cote d'Ivoire when your company delivered our package to
wrong address and we accepted to take the risk and come to Cote
d'Ivoire, Your driver took our package ran away to Mali and you
promised to reimburse us all our expenses, along the line Franklin
lost his father because of the delay his father was thinking about his
only son that traveled to Cote d'Ivoire and got heart attack and
passed away,after delaying us for over a month plus now you are saying
that you don't think you need to be responding to us now.(he doesn't seem to like getting just 1 email per day Very Happy

)

We received a mail Brother Dan and sister Betty Hamilton that he used
annoyance to respond email he received thinking that is UZUMBO that
stole his $900 and he forwarded a copy of the payment receipt he used
to stole the money he wanted to send to us when Franklin health was
critical, he also wonder how Uzumbo got his email to confuse him that
he want to buy foods and drugs to us that is the reason why he sent
the money to him and they disappeared after they received the money.

The reason we ask you not to report to the police for now, because
police will request the package to be in there custody for an
investigation, it may be there lay down plan for you to surrender the
package along Street to them which is not right.

What we are trying to let you know if you surrender the package to
them and they disappear,Brother Dan will charge your to pay him all
the money he spent for the package because you did not deliver it to
the rightful receiver for you to be aware.

As case may be, if you doubt what we are saying you can forward a
fudge interpol statement UZUMBO sent to you to your head office in
United States to check if Franklin is a fraudster because we believe
before interpol will post someone photo wanted the person name must be
in there list for you to know that we are honest.

We await your positive response.

Mr Eric

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Thanks for your response and we' are very sorry for the late
response, our Internet just finished.

We pleaded to you for the inconveniences, Brother Dan Hamilton was
thinking that is UZUMBO that stole his money that is the reason why he
responded to you that way, but we have explained to him that you are
the legal manager of GPS in Korhogo to write you back and
apologize for his statements.

But if you can write him back again and explain to him that is Mr Eric
and Franklin gave you his email address to contact him that you are
the legal Regional manager of GPS in Korhogo Cote d'Ivoire
that you are having a problem with the delivery of package and you
want to confirm if he is the person that sent the package to Mr Eric
and Franklin Obi he will understand you well.

What I mean by treating is that UZUMBO and his gangs are threats us
that they want to take the package from us or they put us in problem
in Korhogo here, that is the reason why they was asking us your
company address and your contacts to fudge interpol statement to you
that Franklin is a fraudster to confuse you as a Korhogo police so
that you will be afraid to surrender the package to them and we are
telling you nothing but the truth and God in heaven knows, we pray
that God we serve will fight for us in this matter, because they are
citizen of this land.

If Uzumbo contacts you again respond to him that you have forwarded
the statement he sent to you to your head office in the United States
to confirm if it is a legal statement from interpol so that he will
not disturb you anymore and we don't know them from anywhere for God
sake.

I will try to see if I can forward to you the threats massage Uzumbo
and David Kofi, his gangs sent to us and a copy of Western Union
payment slip Brother Dan and sister Betty Hamilton wanted to send to
us and Uzumbo confused him that he will help us to buy foods and drugs
when Brother Franklin health situation was critical and he stole the
money.

We also want to let you know that Brother Dan used to respond emails
early in the morning Cote d'Ivoire time, due to time difference in
case if he didn't respond to you earlier.

Mr Eric

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Sorry for the delay, I have tried to attached copy of the payment slip through my gmail account but is not uploading, so I used phone account to upload the payment slip Brother Dan sent to us uzumbo used to stole his money for your reference.

Mr Eric

<snip my WU payment receipt to Uzumbo>

Quote:

Hello Mr Malone,

Kindly download the attached file and go through the news paper to see threats massage from UZUMBO and Mr David Kofi his gangs people they murdered in Cameroon they sent to us so that we will surrender the package to them but we refused, that is the major reason why they fudge the interpol statement claiming to be Korhogo police to confuse your mind that Franklin is a fraudster.

Mr Eric

<snip the newspaper article I sent him about the Kofib0yz murders> Very Happy

And to Dan:

Quote:

Hello Brother Dan,

Thanks for your response and you efforts.

The person that sent you a massage with his email Mr Moses Malone and
his email is <snip Moses' email> he is the direct Regional
Manager of GPS COMPANY in cote d'Ivoire.
The reason why he was asking the details and content in the package
you sent is to confirm that you are the person that sent the package
to me and brother Franklin to avoid delivery it to wrong people.

Please I want you to write him back immediately you receive my email
and apologize to him that you thought is UZUMBO that wanted to steal
children package from us and let him know that the contents in the
packages are 57 APPLE IPADS WITH $2000 INSIDE ONE Of THE IPAD BOX, 4
APPLE I PHONES, 2 APPLE LAPTOPS, 40 TO 50 POUND WEIGHT OF HYDRATED
FOODS AND FIRST AID EQUIPMENTS and
warned him not to deliver it to anybody apart from Mr Eric and
brother Franklin if not you will charge GPS COMPANY head
office in the states over there to pay you back the money you spent
on the package.

Please don't forget to write him immediately you receive my massage to
stop him not to surrender children gift to anybody that claimed to be
Korhogo police or interpol that you're not interested on that him for
to be aware.

Please try to watch any email you receive very well to avoid UZUMBO to
use another email to confuse you as GPS MANAGER and if anybody
contact you without this email <snip Moses' email> we use to
contact GPS REGIONAL MANAGER Mr Moses, send me the massage to
confirm before responding to them.

My regards to sister Betty.

And an email titled 'Please help us apologize to Moses Malone!':

Quote:

Hello Brother Dan,

I received an email this morning from GPS Regional manager in
Korhogo Cote d'Ivoire, Mr Moses Malone and he was totally angry with
us that he contacted you as we directed him to contact you and confirm
from you that you are the person that, sent the package to us but he
said that you responded and insulted him that you don't know anything
about the package and he was very confused that he don't think if we
are telling him the truth about the same package.

Brother Dan, I strongly believe that you will understand the situation
we are at this point, for you will write to the Regional manager of
GPS Cote d'Ivoire, Mr Moses Malone through email below,
<snip Moses' email> that you are sorry for the statement you
made that you thought is UZUMBO that stole your money claimed to be
GPS Clark.

Brother Dan, Please we beg you in the name of God to calm down your
mind and explain to Mr Moses Malone that you are the person that sent
the package to Franklin and Eric.

We want you to tell him the things inside the package because that'sd
the main reason why he want to confirm from you to make things easy
for us here, so that he will not rdeliver it to wrong people and also
tell him the contents in the package are 57 APPLE IPAD'S, 4 APPLE I
PHONE, 2 APPLE MACBOOK LAPTOPS, 40 to 50 POUNDS WEIGHT HYDRATED FOODS
AND FIRST AID EQUIPMENTS.

Please don't forget to write him immediately you receive my mail to
enable him act fast and deliver the package to us, we assured him that
you will write to him and don't forget to get back to me as soon as
you write him a mail.

Thanks for your time and your understanding in this matter.

My regards to sister Betty.

Brother Ogbuawolo Eric Ferdinand

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:23 pm

Mr. Labowski wrote:

We are highly disappointed that you let us travel all the way from Ghana to Cote d'Ivoire.....delaying us for over a month plus now

Disappointed? No sh*t. Cool

Amazing work, Mr L.

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:28 pm

Lovely twist, Mr L. Now there's no way that package is getting out of Mali, since Moses Malone won't want to have anything to do with it any more. In fact I think Moses is going to refuse to have anything more to do with it, and a new GPS rep in Bamako may have to take over...

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:55 pm

Quote:

the one time Dan thinks an email is from Uzumbo, it isn't

Sublime, simply sublime Very Happy

More twists than a roller coaster. Don't think our lads are enjoying the ride Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:47 pm

Top baiting Mr L.

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 4:45 am

I wonder what Mr. B***** and Randy have been doing all this time. Surely we haven't heard the last from them. Perhaps Randy will break into the office and steal the package. But the police catch him, and give Eric a limited time to travel to their office and identify it. That would be quite the turn of events.

Mr B's name redacted to prevent the lad Googling his name - MM

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:14 pm

Hello RT ^^^ Thanks very much for supporting our Safari Threads. I am wondering if you would please very kindly try to avoid posting our full, correct character names in Main Forum, as they will be crawled by search engine bots and then available to suspicious Lads if they use Google. You could post 'Mr B', for eg. 'Mr Randy' is fine.

I would have PMd you about this but I sent you a PM on 6 Oct 15 about a similar Post, which has not been opened. You may not have noticed the 'Messages (new)' annotation at the top of your screen, but you can change your Settings so that you receive an email and a pop-up here when you have a PM. Wink

Many thanks indeed! Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:14 pm

I like how Dan can't distinguish between the legitimate emails from Moses and misleading emails from Uzumbo. The real lads must be furious that their maga is this stupid. Great twist to the bait.

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Moses just got the newspaper clipping that Eric forwarded him about the Kofi murders. Unfortunately, Moses doesn't quite understand WHY he sent it.

Quote:

OH MY GOD! Are you telling me that you are a member of the KofiBoyz gang!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't hurt me or my family!! I am just trying to do my job here this is not my doing! Please I know about David Kofi I have read about him and I know he kills his enemies! Please I am just a simple GPS employee I am not responsible for any of this i am trying my best here!!

Chief Inspector Uzumbo warned me you were dangerous but I had no idea you were a KofiBoy! Please tell Mr. Kofi I will do what he says! Just do not hurt my wife and kids! They are innocent! I am still in Mali I don't know what to do!! Chief Inspector Uzumbo is telling me I must give him the package but I do not want to anger Mr. Kofi! I am scared! I need time to think about this all!

Dan and Betty still aren't convinced that it isn't Uzumbo...

Quote:

Hello brother Eric,

Are you certain it was really him? I though we needed to be careful because those western Onion fraudstars were trying to trick us!! How do I know who to trust and who is fraudstars??!!

Betty is at bingo tonight but I will ask for her guidance when she gets home. What do you think brother Eric, can we trust Mr. Moses?

Regards, Dan

You can sense the urgency Very Happy

:

Quote:

Hello Brother Dan,

Yes!! Brother Dan, Please contact Mr Moses Malone, he is the legal
Regional manager of GPS in Korhogo Cote d'Ivoire, he is the
manager in charge that hold our package right now and if you don't
respond to him, he will never believe us to release the package to
us, because he sent us a mail that you told him that you don't know
anything about the package.

Please I beg you in the name of God to write him through his email
below <snip> and apologize to him for your
statement that you thought that is UZUMBO that stole your money so
that he can release the package to us unless he will not believe us.

Please don't forget to tell him the contents inside the package as I
told you, so that he will believe that you are the person that sent
the package to us.

HE IS NOT A FRAUDSTERS.

Thank you for your understanding.

Brother Eric

Dan understands now.

Quote:

Hello Brother Eric,

I think I understand now. I am sorry that I was angry with him before, Betty was certain that it was that fraudstar Uzumbo! But since you are certain that he is the true Regional Manager then I will write back to him and apologize and explain everything to him.

Betty had a really good idea for how you can prove that you are the rightful owner of the package! I will write to Moses right now!

Regards, Dan

Hmmm... I wonder what Betty's idea is?

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:50 pm

Quote:

Betty had a really good idea for how you can prove that you are the rightful owner of the package!

.....the words jump and hoops spring to mind Very Happy

Mr L, you are a very, very devious man Laughing

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The Monsignor wrote:

Hello RT ^^^ Thanks very much for supporting our Safari Threads. I am wondering if you would please very kindly try to avoid posting our full, correct character names in Main Forum, as they will be crawled by search engine bots and then available to suspicious Lads if they use Google. You could post 'Mr B', for eg. 'Mr Randy' is fine.

I would have PMd you about this but I sent you a PM on 6 Oct 15 about a similar Post, which has not been opened. You may not have noticed the 'Messages (new)' annotation at the top of your screen, but you can change your Settings so that you receive an email and a pop-up here when you have a PM. Wink

Many thanks indeed! Thumbs up

I just tried to google Mr. Bs name.

sadly, this thread is the fifth entry. but I searched for Mr in conjuction with Bs name.

Bs name without Mr. is more or less safe.

funnily, searching for B. and hotel is safe too.

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:11 pm

^^^
Both Mr B and B are on the top entry's for me.

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:45 pm

In the Threads, it is typed with an 'h' on the end, ie, 'Babangoh'. When I email Lads it is typed without the 'h'.

RT has PMd me. Thanks for your attention, folks. Now, let's get back to Mr Ls incredible 4+ week Safari!

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Well, I was on the fence whether Franklin was actually sick or not, but unless he forged a bunch of bills and convinced a woman to dress up as a nurse, it looks like there's some truth to it. What a miserable trip for him. He been claiming to be sick since almost day 1 of this safari (today is Day 36). Clearly he's not having a good time...

From the Doctor:

Quote:

Mr Dan Hamilton,

How are you doing and your family? I hope all is well with you.

Kindly upload Mr Franklin picture and see the condition he was at the moment and i also attached a file of his,registration card and his payment file of the drugs i gave him already with picture of his current situation now.

Dr Usman

That is a lot of meds. Shocked

Quote:

Mr. Dan Hamilton,

How are you doing? I hope that you received Mr Franklin Obi files in
my hospital and his current situation at the moment i sent to you.
I've waited for you for so long, since you made a promise that you'll
travel to Portland to send the money. Listen! I can't continue with
this delay (you can and will!)and I don't want Franklin to die in my hands. I wanted to
discharge him out of my hospital yesterday with the condition he was
at the moment.

He was totally confuse and cried to me that if I throw him out at this
point, he will die because of his enemies Uzumbo and his gangs used
his photo copy that he forwarded to Mr. Moses Malone the Regional
manager of GPS company to confirm his identification as the person you
sent the package in his name and surprised that Uzumbo used photo to
fudge criminal statement that he stole the package from you and send
the statement to the manager in charge of GPS company in
Korhogo Cote d'Ivoire to confuse the manager that he is chief
inspector of police Korhogo to stole the package from the men you sent
to come and pick up the package.

I was totally mad why I heard that kind of criminal minds from Uzumbo
and his group. I saw him at the bed this morning and sent my nurse to
examined his health condition and she told me that his temperature is
very high and lost strength with a shorted of blood.

Are you going to send the money or not for me to help complete Mr
Franklin drugs, so that he will recover his strength back and strong
to receive the packaged.

If you are willing to send the money you should travel to city of
Portland you went last time and go to the money gram office and use
your name, not your wife name to avoid delay this time and send it
through OGBUAWOLO ERIC FERDINAND as I directed you, address KORHOGO
COTE D'IVOIRE and send me copy of the payment receipt to avoid anybody
steal your money again this time to enable me print it for him to go
and cash the money.

I wait for your response.

Dr Usman

Dan will wait 24 hours or so to respond. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:39 am

You have a literal lad pain there! He has pain in the belly and a wrong body temperature (high, if I read right). Also he appears to have trouble with his appetite. (You know what they say about doctors' handwriting. I thought he was sleepy (dodo) but then I thought "that's a baby-talk word, a doctor wouldn't be writing it". The word is "abdo".)

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^^

and we shouldn't forget, that they can't speak french (and most certainly can't write it).

so who wrote the text... certainly not the lads.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:38 am

I work in a hospital, and using what little French I know, here's what the medical card seems to be telling us:

1. Mr Franklin only weighs 55kg - that's 8.5 stone!!!
2. He has "hyperthermia" - i.e. a high temperature. Also can mean heat stroke (unsurprising, with that hideous jumper he was wearing!). However, his temperature is 38 degrees, which isn't life-threatening (over 40 it would be).
3. He's been given a number of medications including Ritacol, which is for "travellers diarrhoea".
4. He's suffering from "anorexia", which in med-speak means he is malnourished.
5. He's got abdominal pain.
6. Interestingly, he's been given an HPV injection. HPV vaccines are now being given to girls to help prevent cervical cancer as a result of HPV infection (which can be caused by an STD), but some countries are starting to give it to homosexual men and adolescent boys.
7. Alben 400mg is given to counteract gastrointestinal & tapeworm infections.
8. According to medicines online, Ceftriaxone injection is "used to treat certain infections caused by bacteria such as gonorrhea (a sexually transmitted disease), pelvic inflammatory disease (infection of the female reproductive organs that may cause infertility), meningitis (infection of the membranes that surround the brain and spinal cord), and infections of the lungs, ears, skin, urinary tract, blood, bones, joints, and abdomen".

It looks like our lad has some pretty severe problems, doesn't it?

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