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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Posts: 9

It's taken a little while, but Rubin has found a new love.

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My Dearest Rubin,

good day to you. I'm really so excited about our
acquaintance and thank you so much for giving your e-mail
address on the dating site. I'm so happy to have a chance to
write this mail to you. Dear,I'm interested in you a lot and
so much want to get to know you better. We are both looking
for a special person here and there is a hope in my heart
that you are this person but only time will tell,of course.
And as I want you to relax while reading this mail,I have
something to share with you...I heartily hope that you love
chocolate...as for me,I just adore it and when I eat it,the
smile appears on my face immediately and I feel happy and do
you know why...it's cause chocolate can produce & bring
happiness on the chemical level in a body...also my mood
becomes great and...I'd love so much to share a piece of
chocolate with you so that you become happy as well :)My
Dear,would you love to try a small piece of chocolate which
is full of smiles & happiness?! :)If yes,then follow me to
the "Candy Shop" as I'm eagerly waiting for you!!! Smile

I'm wishing you a bright & colourful day!!!Lots of kisses!!!

Your little blackberry Nastia

Looks like our hero has finally found love. Talk of chocolate has clearly clouded Rubins head

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As for chocolate, well you hit one of my weaknesses. To say I love chocolate would be an understatement...I adore chocolate. The darker the better. Its a sensual sweet. Rich, exotic and delightful. Words that I could easily use to discribe you perhaps ?

If your trying to sweeten the pot by tempting me with chocolate, your have my full and undivided attention.

Have a great day.

So, the second email dutifully arrives and clearly our hero has made quite an impression on Nastia. Second email in and the lady of Rubins dreams, cant imaging life without him. Special photo's arrive too...again, always welcome.

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You know I was thinking at night how funny it is. I feel that you
really are a special person and we have so much to share with each
other but you are really very far away!!! I was imagining you in a
real life. I was trying to imagine the way you talk,smile and talk. I
wanted to paint you in my head and then save this drawing masterpiece
in my heart. It felt like I was far from the reality sitting right
next to you and we were talking about different things. You were so
tender to me and everything was so real!! Smile

I don't know why but I am
sure that it would be the same way in a real life. I want to know you
as well as possible. I want to know everything concerning you. Maybe
some day we will meet and my dream will come true...What do you think
about this,honey?! Smile

I told my sisters about you and you know...they
think that we have really big chances. I know that we will understand
each other perfectly as you are just a fantastic man and I want you to
like me even more. That's why I am sending you these pictures and I
hope that you will like them. I've never sent such kind photos of me
to anyone but I do really trust you and I am sure that you are not
going to hurt me!!I am so sure about you...I feel like a little girl
and it's the first time I am corresponding with a man I like so
much!!!

My Honey Man,right now we need to overcome one problem that bothers me
very much!Dear,I was open with you from the beginning and told that I
don't speak or write English. I also told you that I'm using the
services of the translation company. Since my salary at the beauty
salon is very low and I work more on enthusiasm,I still tried to pay
for the translations as long as I could. I thought it would be rude of
me to ask you for any help while I could afford translation fees and
that's why never bothered you with that. But right now I have no
choice but have to tell you about the issue I've got. If I didn't tell
you about it we would have simply lost our contact. I would have
disappeared without any explanations which would not make you happy,my
dear. I am not like that and that's why I decided to explain you
everything. I didn't want to ask you for help with the translation
costs but I have no choice. I tried to write you in Russian and went
to the Internet cafe. I came there but there was no one to help me
with it. I was so helpless and felt myself so stupid. I have no
computer at home so I cannot use the Google translation as one of my
friends recommended me. So dear,I hope you see that I tried everything
possible and only after that I decided to ask you for help with our
translation fees. I know that you may be shocked when you hear it,but
I have no way out,my dear. So please do not leave this part of my
letter without comment and tell me if you want to stay in touch with
me. I surely don't want to lose you and want us to be together until
personal meeting!I feel scared I can lose you. I do not want this to
happen. You became too dear for me...Well I guess it's enough for
today. I have so much to tell you...so am waiting impatiently for your
letter!!!

Only your little Nastia!

Rubin, now referred to as Honey Man, is quite pleased with himself and responds to Nastias email with a quickly worded response. Note the introduction of the translation service. Not deterred, he responds and receives one last email and a *special photo*

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😆😆😆

Wow...im absolutely amazed with you Nastia. Never in my wildest dreams would I expect to receive such photos. Clearly you have the body and feel confident in showing it. I can give you my 100% assuredness that photos like that will go no further than my inbox. Thank you for trusting me with those. It speaks volumes of the trust and bond we are clearly developing. Please don't feel as if you need to send photos like that though. Sometimes a man likes to discover the beauty by himself rather than have it gifted to him. I enjoy the female form as much as any man but if you keep those photos for yourself, I won't be disappointed. I do appreciate your form though...it is spectacular. As for liking you more because of photos like those, I don't know that I could. You are quickly becoming very special to me and your sisters might be very close to the truth.

Now, in regards to the translation service, I will give it some serious consideration. We've certainly come a long way and it would be a complete waste to not continue the fantastic start we've made because of a few money issues. Perhaps you could forward me the details of the service you use and I will investigate the charges involved.

Almost instantly, Svetlana emails Rubin, on Nastias email no less, with charges, pricing and payment options for Rubins perusal

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Dear Sir Rubin

Thank you for your kind letter. We will be glad to help you
and Miss Nastia to continue the correspondence. Your lady is
sincerely interested in you and more than willing to go on
with your personal communication and that you will continue
knowing each other.

HERE ARE THE PRICES ON OUR TRANSLATION SERVICES:

* Translation into Russian:
- one letter (any size) - 5 $,

* Translation into English:
- one letter (any size) - 5 $,

* Interpreting:
- phone conversation (per 10 minutes) 5 $,
- web camera conversation(per 1 minute) 5 $,

* Other services:
- printing of one photo - 3 $,
- scanning of one photo - 3 $,

!!!SPECIAL PROPOSITIONS - UNLIMITED TRANSLATIONS:

1. PER MONTH: 240 $,
2. PER TWO MONTHS: 370 $,
3. PER THREE MONTH 510 $
Ways of payment: - Western Union,
- Ria Money Transfer,
- MoneyGram,
- Bank Transfer

Here is all needed information you will need to make transfer, that is
maximum what is giving here when bank account details are receiving!

Miss Nastia is very much missing you and hopes you will be in touch!

Cheap at half the price. Stay tuned readers. What will happen next ? Will our love struck hero dig deep into his pockets and find the required funds to continue this love story ? Will Miss Nastia rush off to the nearest beach and strip down to her bikini for more intimate photos ? Will Rubin wake up and discover that his new love has a secret past as a Playboy model ? I'm sure there is more to this story and i'm sniffing another trophy or two might be on the cards

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:48 pm

Welcome to the Love Shack! Interesting twist with the vlad pretending to be both the love interest and the facilitator. Can't wait to see what happens next!

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:34 pm

A warm welcome to the love shack from here, too. This could get funny. Keep "her" delivering Cool

"She" sends nude pics before any money was sent? Hmmm Confused

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Posts: 9

Mountain Goat wrote:

A warm welcome to the love shack from here, too. This could get funny. Keep "her" delivering Cool

"She" sends nude pics before any money was sent? Hmmm Confused

Yeah I thought that was a bit odd too Mountain Goat. Having said that, I have received topless photos before from another Ukrainian vlad before money was even discussed or hinted at.

As for the vlads and facilitator being one and the same, i'm not sure they are. My first thought was that they share the same address / login and that ive just been handed over to the facilitator to close the deal. Could be either or. But how stupid do they think poor Rubin is for them to assume I'd just go along with it.

Just introduced the brother in law / accountant to deal with Svetlana whilst Rubins away for work. He can screw around with them for a while

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Posts: 9

Lovestruck Rubin's been contacted by 'Svetlana' from the Translators. Explaining who they are and what they do. They sound very professional

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Dear Sir Roo!

Welcome to "InterTranslations" bureau!

The reason for contacting you is that one of our clients
Miss Nastia asked us to write you. We translated your
correspondence with Nastia and we hope that you were
satisfied with our services. Miss Nastia paid for our
services herself but she can not do this now due to the
difficult financial situation. If you are interested to
continue your correspondence with Nastia,then we will send
you our prices and conditions. We determine competitive
prices and flexible payment system,useful for our clients.

"InterTranslations" bureau helps you in doing business and
personal affairs in Ukraine by delivering high-quality
business translation and interpreting (both simultaneous and
consecutive) services. Our clients include regional branches
and representative offices of such companies and
organizations in Ukraine. Our aim,right from day one,has
been to offer our customers a guarantee of cost,quality and
quick delivery. This, as well as our total respect for the
confidentiality of customers' documents,has allowed us to
quickly win the trust of customers from all over the world.

Yours sincerely,
Svetlana Rezina
"InterTranslations"

He responds accordingly and politely

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Svetlana

Thank you for your earlier email.

Can you please forward to me details regarding your charges and all associated costs.

Regards
Rubin (Roo) Kimbrell

The next day, Svetlana responds

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Dear Sir Rubin Kimbrel!

Thank you for your kind letter. We will be glad to help you
and Miss Nastia to continue the correspondence. Your lady is
sincerely interested in you and more than willing to go on
with your personal communication and that you will continue
knowing each other.

HERE ARE THE PRICES ON OUR TRANSLATION SERVICES:

* Translation into Russian:
- one letter (any size) - 5 $,

* Translation into English:
- one letter (any size) - 5 $,

* Interpreting:
- phone conversation (per 10 minutes) 5 $,
- web camera conversation(per 1 minute) 5 $,

* Other services:
- printing of one photo - 3 $,
- scanning of one photo - 3 $,

!!!SPECIAL PROPOSITIONS - UNLIMITED TRANSLATIONS:

1. PER MONTH: 240 $,
2. PER TWO MONTHS: 370 $,
3. PER THREE MONTH 510 $
Ways of payment: - Western Union,
- Ria Money Transfer,
- MoneyGram,
- Bank Transfer
(contact for details).

Information you need for making payment:

the name of receiver Vlad Mule
the city Schastie
the address Gagarina str., 12
zip code 91480
country UKRAINE

!!! After making payment, PLEASE, inform us about its
details with the full information for getting it:

- your full name;
- country you live in;
- the sum of payment;
- Money Transfer Control Number.

N.B. Thank you for your choice beforehand. We are open for
all your suggestions!

We wish you a pleasant day and thank you for the interest
you have shown in the services offered by our company .

Yours sincerely,
Svetlana Rezina
"InterTranslations".

F*&%^$ Hell, that seems expensive thinks Rubin. If they are a reputable business surely they will offer a tax invoice for services rendered

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Svetlana

Thank you for your prompt response.

Can you please provide me with a proforma invoice for 3 months of unlimited transactions and advise direct bank transfer details.

Please issue to the invoice with the following details :

Mr Rubin Kimbrell
C/- P.O. Box *****
M***** B****, SA
Australia, ****

Regards
Rubin Kimbrell

Seems a fairly reasonable request, or so I think anyway

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Dear Sir Rubin Kimbrel!

Welcome to "InterTranslations" bureau!

Miss Nastia has no her own bank account and here are details of our
managers one, as soon as you will make transfer there, please, inform
us about date of making transfer and exact amount which was sent. We
will gladly help you and miss Nastia to be in touch. She is missing you
here a lot!

BENEFICIARY: ACC.№ ************* USD

NAME: Another vlad
BANK OF BENEFICIARY: FIRST UKRAINIAN
INTERNATIONAL BANK,
2-A UNIVERSITETSKAYA STR.,
DONETSK,83000
UKRAINE

S.W.I.F.T.- BIC: FUIB UA 2X

Correspondent Bank (Intermediary):

DEUTSCHE BANK TRUST COMPANY AMERICAS,
60 Wall street, 10005 NY, USA.

S.W.I.F.T.- BIC: BKTR US 33

DETAILS OF PAYMENT: NON-COMMERCIAL TRANSFER

Yours sincerely,
Svetlana Rezina
"InterTranslations"

Nastia DOESN'T a bank account of her own ? Who doesnt have a bank account. Our hero smells a rat. Time to let Svetlana and Nastia cool their heels for a while...theres $500 waiting on the line here

Names redacted-Capone

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Posts: 9

Rubin waits and now replies, cc'ing in his 'Accountant' and brother in law, Christian

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SvaTulane,

As you may have noticed when earlier emails were translated, I am away working at present. I have emailed my accountant , Christian Judd, and asked him to contact you regarding this payment.

As per my previous email, he will request that a proforma invoice be submitted , with details i provided in my last email, prior to the making of any payment online. This is standard business practice and I'm sure you will be able to accommodate him with this simple request.

Please forward my apologies to Nastia for the length of time taken to renew correspondence.

Rubin Kimbrell

Christian chimes in and adds to weight to Rubins request *NOTE...I thought I screwed it up by calling Rubin Christian, but vlad didnt notice

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At Christian.
Mate, up at Young Husband until tonight. Will take a look at it when we get home tonight. Mum says she will do your dinner and it will be in the fridge by the time you get home. Reminder also about nans 97th birthday on Friday.

At Svetlana.
As Rubin has requested, im unable to process this payment without a tax invoice. This is purely for Rubins tax purposes. Can you please provide so payment can be completed.

Thanks
Christian

Svetlana ignores Christians email and responds to Rubin again. Same boring email with the charges and totally ignoring the request for a tax invoice. Time to lift the tone of my voice

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Svetlana / Nastia.

Altough ive requested several times for a tax invoice for your services, as none appears to have been provided, I will not be making payment at this time.

Svetlana, please advise Nastia that its not that i dont wish to continue communicating with her, its just that i dont believe your service to be a business i can trust to provide a reputable service. Its a shame because i was enjoying getting to know her and thought that there was great potential. Should you be willing to provide an invoice as requested, I will gladly arrange for the payment to be made and would be happy to resume correspondence. I also find it unusual that someone in this day and age does not have a bank account ?

Hopefully, we can sort this unfortunate mess out and i look forward to your response.

Rubin

Finally, Svetlana addresses the request for a tax invoice, 4 days after my original request. Note the comment regarding the snow and cold conditions

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Dear Sir Roo!

Welcome to "InterTranslations" bureau!

We gave you all needed info for making transfer and to have
correspondence with miss Nastia re started. We cannot provide you with
our a tax invoice. And that is not needed for making transfer.

We are simple translation company, we can only inform you about that
miss Nastia is very much interested in you and most of all she would
like you and she to keep in touch!

Coming every day to us asking about news from you even despite cold
and snow that is showing you are man important for her!

Yours sincerely,
Svetlana Rezina
"InterTranslations"

Ok, so I give up on the tax invoice. Its never going to happen anyway and I knew that from day 1. I wonder if I can get a trophy from Nastia ? Also drop a hint that Western Union or MoneyGram might be a better option

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Svetlana / Nastia

It seems that one of us is going to have to blink in this situation and it appears as if this might be me. I'm not really happy that we ( Nastia and I ) are going to be getting what we've paid for but I guess I have no choice.

I would like some assurance however ( obviously I'm not going to get it in the way of an invoice ) that I am dealing with an ethical business and not a 'pretend' business. Before I hand over in excess of $500, can you please take a quick photograph of Nastia with either yourself or a simple hand made sign with my name on it, so I can be rest assured that i am dealing with good and honest people.

I hope to hear back from you both soon.

At Christian.
Mate, we spoke about MoneyGram or Western Union the other night. Can you please have a look at that for me and get the required paperwork set up so we can perhaps investigate that option. I'm not confident with regards to the Bank Transfer option, particularly as its not going into Nastias bank account. I'd rather give her the money direct so that she can use it wisely rather than to the translators bank account without a tax invoice ( see you Tuesday mate )

Thanks all

Roo

About 90 minutes later, Svetlana responds with my first trophy from Nastia

That was a week ago now....more to follow. I hope she hasnt gotten frostbite trudging through the snow to check to see if her beloved has paid up

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:36 pm

LOVE is in the air! :yikes: