DOUBLE TROUBLE. 1 Day-2 Safaris: This is a Wild Goose Chase!

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Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^^^

I agree with you. shut up and charge them twice the normal rate.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:55 pm

I soooo enjoy listening to such lad pain. Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:03 pm

Mr. Babangoh deserves a Grammy:

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 2:51 pm

I would so much like to be a fly on the wall traveling right along with these lads as they get more and more confused and lost and MAD! Beautiful work guys! Surprised

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Aug 2005 Posts: 163

This is beyond standard baiting ... this truly is some kind of well orchestrated kafkaesque (from the lad's POV) performance art.

Well done Mr. Green

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 4:27 pm

Quote:

You obviously do not understand, I am not angry

Now let's be honest, Daniel... at 10:00 on track 2 you do sound a bit pissed off.

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:07 pm

Excellent work as always, Monsignor and Britannicus. Your calls with safaried lads are invariably a delight to listen to. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 5:09 pm

Brilliant work (as always) Guys!

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 6:08 pm

Pain approved!

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 6:42 pm

Yup, Always glad to see a Lad on safari. Maybe someday........

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:41 pm

Wow - thank you, Haruna! That is one major acknowledgement! And thanks also to all the others for commenting so nicely on the teamwork with TM and myself!

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:01 pm

Great job guys. Keep up the good work.

I would love to see the look on the faces of the hotel owners when they realize that their mysterious patron has decided to make another donation.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 17 Aug 2014 Posts: 93

defalt wrote:

Quote:

"The hotel I went to, a lady told me there is a man who is doing that to some people; they always end up coming to that hotel"

If they knew what was good for business they'd shut their mouth.
Hasnt anyone told them not to burn lads.
The taxi drivers must love it when they hear someone saying they want to be taken to SH. Laughing

Maybe not for the lads who get their leg run over by the car Smile

lol'd at the hotel part...you guys are getting famous there.

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:56 am

The scary thing is how easy you make these safaris look, TM.

Have other lads been safri'd to that hotel or is the lady just referring to something/someone else?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

So, so good.

Something about various lads making a pilgrimage to the same location over and over is simply hilarious. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 8:12 am

The best way of starting a Monday...

Awesome work !!!!

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:37 am

tazmanian wrote:

Have other lads been safri'd to that hotel...?

Well, almost. I never send Lads to the hotel as a destination (ITP rule). Rather, I tell them to meet me outside or nearby. On arrival, they may choose to enter the building for refreshments and local information. Two Lads have been there previously, in Safaris by Sweet Poison and Tiger Lily. I will paste the links below. Anyone visiting these Threads, please do not 'necro' them by posting there.

SP Safari: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=259257

TL Safari: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=260752

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:48 pm

Always so nice to hear the well-oiled safari machine in action

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:29 pm

I love how these criminals constantly refer to themselves as "serious" businessmen. That always makes me laugh and roll my eyes at the same time. Very, very well done, gentlemen!

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:12 pm

The Royal Paradise Hotel sounds quite nice on Tripadvisor! I'm sure TM's hoodwinked lads would disagree...

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1942

Excellent work as always.... clapping

LOVE THE BOND INTRO!!! Moonraker this time?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:20 pm

Thanks for the messages about the dead audio links. I used a different service this time called yourlisten.com. Within 18 hours of my uploads, its servers went down for 'maintenance' and are still down. I have reverted to SoundCloud. Sorry for the hassle.

bobbybobby wrote:

LOVE THE BOND INTRO!!! Moonraker this time?

Eh? That was Mr Geoffrey's Christmas address to his staffs.
Cool

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:32 pm

Gratz man, hilarious

Quote:

"You don't send me on a wild goose chase like this"

Really? I am pretty sure he did Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:56 am

"The hotel I went to, a lady told me there is a man who is doing that to some people; they always end up coming to that hotel"

I've been inside the bush, passing through one bloody village"

Great sig-worthy lines! Laughing

Masterful baiting once again by TM the safari machine! These audio calls and baits are so entertaining. He and his baiter accomplices play these lads like a fine tuned violin.

Mr. B sounds very comforting to lads, he has a good way of reassuring them and placing them at ease. That is, until things start to fall apart and go terribly wrong, they realize Mr. B's not as friendly as he seems! Great job by all involved!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:47 am

I truly love it if it's the same hotel my safari lad used. It worked well along with the trials and tribulations around the area. I wish many more lads great trips to the SH of their choice

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