Bambi VS ?

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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:12 am

Bruno the Death defying Dalmatian of course! Ay Carumba Why? Why? Oh yeah cause it's funny:

Quote:

Turk: so do u like sex?
Darla: Um yeah
Turk: have u f*cked black.cock before?
Darla: Yeah but please don’t tell
Turk: when was the last time u had sex??
Darla: You mean with a Human?
Turk: yes
Darla: So other mammals don't count right?
Turk: do u f*ck anyth apart from human
Darla: What if I did? No one knows other than me and the zookeepers.
Turk: its ok thus ur choice
Turk: your pretty
Turk: i have been thinking about you dear
Darla: Call me Deer and we might have a date.
Turk: what should i call u please
Turk: can i call u my love?
Darla: No call me Bambi instead.
Turk: what is bambi
Darla: You asked what you could call me and that is my stage name.
Turk: oh ok bambi
Darla: Can I call you Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian?
Turk: if thus what u wanna call.me pls
Darla: Aww that's Sweat Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian.
Turk: yes bambi
Darla: Well Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian I need to go browsing for dinner but will return. Will you be a good boy and wait for my return?
Turk: its late here but i will still wait for my sweet bambi

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:13 am

LOVE IT! Your thread reminded of the classic Bambi vs Godzilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:59 pm

^Dang I forgot all about that one! Cheers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0

Quote:

Turk: hi bambi
Darla: Hi Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian
Turk: how are you bambi
Darla: Am just doing great Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian.
Turk: imised you
Turk: where have u been?
Darla: Well I have been rather busy Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian but am here now.
Turk: where did u go today
Darla: Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian I had to take my Auntie Mary to the market.
Turk: where is she now
Darla: She is at home Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian.
Turk: dont you live alone?
Darla: Yes Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian I do. She is at her home.
Turk: oh okay bambi..i reallymissed you so much dear
Turk: i always think of u
Turk: have yiu eaten?
Darla: I browsed on some green leafy vegetation earlier Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian
Turk: do you think of me??
Darla: Of course I do Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian! I'd love to have you here with me so I could take you for walks in the park and maybe give you special treats if you are a good boy.
Turk: i am a good andhonest boy bambi and i will be happy if i be with you bambi
Turk: i will make you happy if i am with you bambi
Darla: That sure does sound great Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian. Do you know any tricks?
Turk: tricks about what please bambi
Darla: Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian I'm a talent scout for a company here. A good raper or actor can make a fortune just doing simple little tricks like rolling over or playing dead.
Turk: ohokay
Turk: ilove that dear
Turk: i am so happy to get you bambi
Darla: Well Bruno the Death Defying Dalmatian I need to go herd up some friends but I will be back later. Please consider my proposal.