Pastor Om4r TWAT 2- Omar's Retribution

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

That's a problem.

Not enough room to move the wheely bin around.

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:35 pm

Father Moleman wrote:

two weeks of hard work literally down the drain.

I read "cement" on those bags. I'm guessing if they get wet, they aren't making it to the drain. If they do, that drain is done.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

oh yes, would be a shame, if they get wet. he needs to do the watering ceremony Twisted Evil

(EDIT: apparently watering a cement bag is useless, as it is water resistant. therefore he must provide you with the correct address to send him the TWAT jury to check the quality of his pyramid,... means: a bunch of lads who think that there is something of value hidden inside one of the bags, and maybe they want to steal the cement?)

I'm not yet sure what type of pyramid he wants to do? maybe a step pyramid?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

I'm watching this with great anticipation! I look forward to you correcting him on the improper shape of the monument, and his reaction... Laughing

ETA: My back is sore just looking at those pictures.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

Mr. Labowski wrote:

ETA: My back is sore just looking at those pictures.

maybe, at TWAT, there is something like the holy spinal disc herniation Wink

he should really get some help with dismanteling that thing...

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:16 pm

Yes, this lad needs to know that he is still doing it wrong. But not until he has a few more layers in place first...

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:56 pm

I just wonder what his neighbors are thinking about the recent edition to his garden. I don't know what good neighbor etiquette is in West Africa, but I can guarantee around here it's very much "Thou shall not build cement bag pyramids on thy lawn." I could see my next door neighbor having conniptions.

I hope he becomes the neighborhood laughingstock when he finishes building it and the money never appears.

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:26 pm

^^^ We've been discussing that very topic, Rowan! Does anyone remember that famous scene from Close Encounters when Richard Dreyfuss built a mountain in his backyard?

Mr. Labowski wrote:

I look forward to you correcting him on the improper shape of the monument, and his reaction... Laughing

Actually, we've discussed that topic as well. Unless he specifically asks for feedback, we're just going to let that train keep rolling. And, then, if it doesn't meet TWAT specs and he needs to rebuild -- well, too bad, so sad.

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 8:35 pm

Just a quick checkup email to Pastor Om4r today

Reverend Amanda to Pastor Om4r wrote:

Dear Pastor Om4r,
I am now back in the office, thank you for your kind wishes. I am just messaging you to check on your progress with your monument.

Thanks,
Reverend Amanda

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 11:40 pm

Pastor Om4r replied and told me the monument will be finished by the end of the week. FIRE is a story for another day Very Happy

Pastor Om4r to Reverend Amanda wrote:

Dear Reverened Amanda,
Am glad to hear from you and know that you are back to the office,
hope your trip was not too stressful and you are doing just fine?

While you were away I forwarded progress of work done on the Monument
of Faith to your mail box so you could acknowledge it on your return
to the office. Like I earlier informed you that the completion date is
this week, am glad to inform you that a lot of progress has been done
I will be forwarding the photos of the completed work to you in a
matter of days from today so I can move on to the next phase to enable
me complete all requirements so I can attend the forthcoming 3Q FIRE
event.

Once again I want to thank you for your unrelenting efforts,
contributions and support in every way to make sure that this whole
process of my membership application is done seemlessly, am always and
will be indebted to you for this.

Thanks,
Pastor Om4r

Reverend Amanda was very busy↓↓↓

Reverend Amanda to Pastor Om4r wrote:

Dear Pastor Om4r,
Thank you for your kind reply. I was attending to missionary work in the jungles of Texas.

I am looking forward to seeing your images showing the construction of the monument. You are joining a long line of previous members in the construction of the monument.

Please keep me informed over the next week as you build and provide me with some excellent photos for our website.

Thanks,
Reverend Amanda

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:29 pm

Hi Moleman,

greetings from a rookie baiter. Are we by any chance baiting the same guy? What do you think?

I started baiting the guy as a first test, the start and what I have done so far is published here:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2189954#2189954

Best regards

Gonozal

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:35 pm

Yeah its the same lad, he gave me an orphanage script, I've sent you a PM regarding him.

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:02 pm

Nice work getting the lad to build a pyramid. But I would be inclined to insist he takes it down and builds a pyramid as per previous instructions. If he carries on building it as it is there is a danger it could become unstable and collapse possibly injuring an ITP or even worse.

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:03 pm

Dangote 3x cement - Interesting (at least to me as retired constuction worker) http://dangote.com/3x/ and http://dangote.com/ourbrands/cement.aspx

And the bag/sacks are polypropylene Sad

http://dangote.com/ourbrands/sacks.aspx

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

wow, that's a nice finding.

he really should make a concrete pyramid in his "garden".

trying to remove that stuff should be very difficult.

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:19 pm

Looks a little more like a Borg Cube to me but great baiting! Cant wait to see him re-do it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

it would be so simple.

1: a hole, 20cm deep, 4x4 meters.

fill it with concrete made of that nice cement.

2: a frame made of planks, 20cm high, 3.6x3.6m, fill it with concrete.

3: resize that frame to 3.2x3.2m, fill it with concrete.

rinse and repeat till the top of the pyramid.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:30 pm

^ Only problem would be is the planning authorities might step in and ruin the monument Sad

personally I wouldn't mind going there myself and taking a drill to his head.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

well, that's his problem. but as a true believer, he should find a way (aka bribe) Twisted Evil

and even if he has no luck, he still has a 4m wide and 2m high solid concrete pyramid in his garden.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:16 am

Pastor Om4r has finished the monument, pictures will come soon, watch this space Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:24 am

The monument is finished, its an odd one at best Rolling Eyes

, we going to discuss any corrections for it, otherwise the plan could just be to go to the next stage of the bait (which will also be published here Very Happy

) Anyway enjoy the photos!

On a sadder side note in light of the tragedy I'm sure the others will have no problem in dedicating this bait and monument to the memory of Paranoid, he mentored my mentor so by proxy without him this wouldn't have been possible bow_down

Pastor Om4r to Reverend Amanda wrote:

Hello Amanda,

Kindly find Attached the photographs of the completed monument of
faith.

Awaits your humble reply.

Colleen Omar Adams.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:42 am

An astonishing achievement! Class A baiting-too bad it'll have to be redone correctly....

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:44 am

Can I finally say goodbye to noob status? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

This is painfully funny... Laughing

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