Turd 6: time to open another chapter

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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:30 pm

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:27 pm

Indeed. A good question. How does one hold a sign and take a close up shot of anus?

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:48 pm

I've been catching up reading the past dozen pages or so. Truly amazing stuff, DSW; but it's your Sig line that tuly walloped me: "Lagos-Doula, Benin-Liberia, Accra-Dkar, Dkr-Bnjul, Dkr>Timbktu>N'djmna>Abche>Adre>N'djmna, Lgos>Cairo>Aswn>Prison Ctnu>Lgos, Ctnu-accra, Lgos>J'burg>Drbn>Prt Elzbth>CT>Sprngbk>CT>Drbn>CT>Hrre>Lska>DEsSlm>Mmbasa>Nirbi, Kmpla 28,510 Miles" The Earth's equatorial circumference is around 24,900 miles. Turdboi has done that plus more than crossed the continental USA. And he's pining for more.

There should be a globe icon for your sig. This is quite the accomplishment.

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:50 pm

I would love you to advise him to purchase a selfie stick but it must be more degrading asking someone else to take the photos.

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:00 pm

^^@LH, Thanks! Very Happy

He is a unique lad, and one who was designed to travel. At this point he is in standstill mode, but he will soon depart from Uganda to Kenya, and... not sure what then. My aim is India or Singapore (a lad named "3d" has been a lasting inspiration). In the meantime, keeping him stuck in misery where he is, its okay.

And agnomen, exactly!

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 8:53 pm

I can't anymore! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:34 am

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:24 am

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

"...get you home to India." Laughing

Thumbs up!

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:23 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

he doesn't know how true that is Very Happy

yet baba doesn't know everything.

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:43 pm

Baba is almost as reliable a travel provider as the SSC Shuttle Box.

Speaking of boxes, maybe Baba could convince him to pack a backpack chock full of food and water and sneak into a cargo container, stowaway style. If he rations his provisions wisely I'm sure he could make it to India...

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:26 pm

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Aug 2014 Posts: 14

I know their has been speculation a few posts back, but do you reckon you could get FLT to ask him who takes the photos and exactly how he goes about getting them to take them? Like the excuse he uses?

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

something that could be funny: maybe a new temple (islam could be fun), where epstein hid some money for turd. and there, they have a simple rule: photos of biometrics can only be taken by (muslim) men.

I bet it would be very hard to find one who is willing to take such a shot, and even more, who does not recognize that big star on his back Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:17 pm

I do have to think of ITPs.....

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

true

but currently he has to recruit an ITP every time he wants to do biometric pictures.

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:15 am

There is always the gay temple where his uncle *could* have hidden funds. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

^^^ That would actually be quite funny!
Did Epstein ever point to him thinking Turd was Gay?

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:52 am

I have browsed the Letters Archive here off and on over the last few years & to say that I've found it very entertaining is an understatement!

Having read most of the archive, I glanced over the forum a few days ago & discovered Turd's adventures. After devouring the Turd 6 and Turd 5 threads, I registered to gain access to the rest. Currently, I'm up to Turd's Liberian vacation.

This super-safari is simply astounding, to see just how far he has travelled & the lengths to which he will go to stay in the game!

He looks so harrowed and has really aged in his pictures now, compared to those of a few years ago! He seems so much more compliant, too. Looking at his angry tirades from back in the Liberia heist days, he has clearly been taken down a few pegs. Delays and derailments are normality for him now, and accepted as such.

I think he's compliant enough now to take the biometrics to a whole new level, thus providing even more fodder for his DSW homecoming archive! ...should he ever go home.

Perhaps the spies and moles are becoming more sophisticated & are now able to falsify biometrics, and since the temple's biometric requirements are all so similar, they know what images to produce. It is time for change!

Maybe some of his older biometrics, that happened to be intercepted or stolen, could be photochopped and presented to him as evidence of the need for new protocols.

But, whilst the spies seem to be good with forging images, videos still pose them difficulty. Since he has used public porno sites for his DNA sample release videos, any spy could have them, so further video biometrics are required.

So, in future a video will be required for the anal shots. These videos should show an object being inserted and then removed. Since anal penetration is a sin, he might have to recite an incantation whilst doing it, to protect himself. "Moo Goo Mee Izz" might be a bit obvious, but then again, Turd seems well past ever twigging & untangling any scraps of reality away from the fictitious circus he inhabits.

I'm sure any temple he contacts would need these new biometrics.

To be sure, Turd's headspace is profoundly warped & he lives in a twisted world of fantasy. But he hasn't lost his marbles properly, he hasn't had a true psychotic break...yet...

To that end, perhaps some mind bending drugs are in order. The best reason I can think of, and it isn't that good(I'm sure the masters here can do better), is that those hunting him have technology to recognise his thought patterns - in real life, and through emails.

Thus, to protect himself, those patterns must be changed artificially. Perhaps his emails will be less easy for the enemy to detect if they're written whilst under the influence & therefore 'don't reflect his usual subliminal patterns' ...?

There are a few ways I can think of that he could use to get his hands on some pharmaceuticals that taken in excess will take him in another realm for a while. I'm talking stuff that will temporarily dissolve reality, not just get him high. Not pleasurable, especially for people with bad headspace & paranoia. I'd prefer not to name such drugs in an open forum, some of them are easy to get, and have a high abuse potential & are not widely recognised as such. If interested, any major player in this bait can PM me.

There are also some plants that are widespread internationally, such as Datura, which would suitably fry Turd's remaining brain cells quite nicely.

A huge thankyou & congratulations to the baiter community!

...Anansi

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:08 am

Welcome, Br'er Anansi,
PM me with your ideas. I am curious. I mostly just like him scared, dirty and hungry, with tattooed nonsense all over him, but.... at this point, telling him that someone has ESP and can read his mind... he would buy it... and...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Aww - c'mon guys - give Turd a break. Lolololol. What about about some "magic mushrooms" he could order online?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Aww - c'mon guys - give Turd a break. Lolololol. What about about some "magic mushrooms" he could order online?

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:13 am

Nah, deliriants such as datura are much "better" for people with personality disorders than hallucinogens such as shrooms

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