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Lewis Siffer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Feb 2015
Posts: 251
Location: the stranger on the phone...
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Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:48 pm |
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Today, I opened my mailbox to find the best rant ever....This was sent from a Loan Lad. After I got the bank account from the scammer, and reported it, and started making him jump through bureaucratic hoops filling out unnecessary paperwork. Well, he got fed up with it, and frustrated that the fee Dr. ***** had sent was stuck in a perpetual limbo...he broke with this poetic email:
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"Dr. *****, and his broke bank
Our accountant along with the director of our business banking
institution have been in direct contact with your bank. No funds were
sent to us by you with the explanation that your email account was
not a bank account nor was it associated with any banking institution(
I work with that bank,and have never seen such receipt) . Our
corporate board conducted a hasty meeting just now and have confirmed
that you Dr, ***** and the rubbish bank ****** are an asshole, a
bastard, a criminal sons of a whore. Not my words, but the words of
my corporate head and I must now consider that you are indeed an
assholes, so sorry but my hands are tied. So, asshole can you explain
yourself? What kind of low rent low brow underhanded shit are you
trying to pull on us. You are too poor to afford 300$ to for
cigarettes to a friend much less lend $300.00 to me to get your loan
to you. You suck homeless men's penis for cigarettes behind the bus
station and sleep in a trash dumpster. You are so broke your wife
fucks the grocer so you can have rice and beans for dinner. I am so
happy that I will not continue with this and that they explained the
situation with what you are trying to do. They will be contacting
you asshole as you got lots of questions to answer . Who knows, why
anyone would waste time with such a foolish inept barely relevant
disorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit such as yourself.
I never believed this will be a set up.
Please all of you should eat shit and do not forget to add salt"
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_________________ PLESE WHAT IS E PHOTOS FOR? IS THT SOME JOKE OR SOMETHING? ~MrPablo
Whats that suppose to mean? Do you think I am playing here? If you are not interested don't ever write me again or I will lay a curse on your generation ~Illuminatibrotherhood
you are a scam, please do not contact me again you fool from Nigeria~Mr.PackaSmith
I got your mail, is this a joke or what?~pastorGodwin
Please all of you should eat sh!t and do not forget to add salt~Mrwilliams
You are a big fooool for wasting my time
LUCIFER WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS~SifarCrown Illuminati
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defalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Apr 2015
Posts: 239
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Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:26 pm |
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that is GOLD!!! |
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i must say thank you so much for making me cry only God we jurge you - @nna
i think before that you are a nice man, but i don't know that you are a dog i call you a dog because you think that am prostitute but i am not a prostitute - @nna
you are a disgrace to me, so respect yourself. stop writing to me ok. i don't have your time. fucking liar like you bye - m3riem
i mean i have never been so embarrassed in whole life i advice you go to the western union office right a way to make complain. - j4cob eth4n
i better i strock you with death or cancer cos you never send any money you just insulted me
- lord prist
i think some things is run your brain. if i see you worter to me again, i will dishold you. - mariam A |
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Lewis Siffer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Feb 2015
Posts: 251
Location: the stranger on the phone...
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:01 pm |
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Thanks!
I found one of the insults here: http://www.hark.com/clips/lndbkhhrdp-you-are-nothing-but-unorganized-grabastic-pieces-of-amphibian-shit
It seems my lad went about the internet compiling a list of the best insults he could find. (Or he's a really big FMJ fan!) To inspire such effort fueled by animosity is truly an honer.
If you wanna stoke the flames, here's his addy: mrwilliamsreloans @ gmail. com (I broke it up.)
I wrote back:
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Me~Thanks for dey $300 dolla via WU! da mugu Dr***** westy he alredy send 2 you foool, mi hark
da accont and innercept MCTN...got one payday an chop some more.no Wahala,bro. think u
clever after u get scammed once. Loan guymen dey dumbest,son of mermaid beggar like you!
ooooooooooooo!
Lad~Ur fada |
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_________________ PLESE WHAT IS E PHOTOS FOR? IS THT SOME JOKE OR SOMETHING? ~MrPablo
Whats that suppose to mean? Do you think I am playing here? If you are not interested don't ever write me again or I will lay a curse on your generation ~Illuminatibrotherhood
you are a scam, please do not contact me again you fool from Nigeria~Mr.PackaSmith
I got your mail, is this a joke or what?~pastorGodwin
Please all of you should eat sh!t and do not forget to add salt~Mrwilliams
You are a big fooool for wasting my time
LUCIFER WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS~SifarCrown Illuminati
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Father Moleman
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Joined: 24 Dec 2014
Posts: 1929
Location: Somewhere far away
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:09 pm |
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Lewis Siffer wrote: |
rice and beans for dinner
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Thats a bit of a boring meal. |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:03 pm |
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Well done, lew! I especially love it when he tells you he has to think that you and your bank are both assholes because that is what his CEO said.
And, you totally need to put one of these lines in your siggy:
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You suck homeless men's penis for cigarettes behind the bus
station and sleep in a trash dumpster. You are so broke your wife
fucks the grocer so you can have rice and beans for dinner.
(blah, blah, blah)
Please all of you should eat shit and do not forget to add salt"
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:27 pm |
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Music to baiter ears-a priceless rant! |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:56 pm |
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You are too poor to afford 300$ to for cigarettes to a friend |
If a friend asked me to borrow $300 for cigarettes, I'd get them some nicotine gum!
You might email back that you will look for a new lender with much better customer service skills. |
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