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thedevguy67
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Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:58 pm |
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I usually put the replies I get to my mass insult baits in the following thread
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=184117&start=1200
However, this one was too good not to share in its own thread. Plus, readers may be able to recycle this and send it to their lads.
This was sent to me by romance scammer [email protected] (feel free to send him your regards)
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I am Blessed and you are died in JESUS name I pray I am covered with the BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST will always be the servant of your small gods GUY dont play with the GREATEST of all gods the KING of KINGS is my Father and will cover me always with the Blood of JESUS CHRIST and HOLY GHOST FIRE will kill you and your full generations they will never see this end of month June in JESUS name I PRAY HOLY GHOST FIRE KILL THEM
water will carry all ur family this month thunder will kill you this month of June any rain fall if you stay inside the rain u will die I promise you Thunder will burn your body to black small water will kill your generation died will be your celebration this month of JUNE your ear will always hear bad news this month Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen that your JUJU will start from your full family every morning and night the JUJU will collect blood from your family from problem to problem case to case sickness to sickness Madness will locate you poor will locate you thief will locate you stilling will be your name amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amen They will stone you to death From the four cones of the earth wick people will look for your blood you will die your family will dis own you .You will die a bad death car accident will locate you if you are crossing the road truck will kill you say amen any good things will run from you amen magutu will come out from your mothers pussy say amen all your generations will get mad say amen vulture will eat your body
Bomb will locate your full family this month they will die and no body will see their died body it will bomb to ash Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb locate you 100% this month of June no peace in you family so shall it be in JESUS name I pray any time you remember me you will l have bigger headache it will kill you any time you think of me your heart fail any time you think about me your mother will have problem magutu will visit her pussy
all you sister will live as thief in your community they will never get married if they have married before this month of June they will go back to they fathers house and remember to them you are the problem why your family will never have future if they ask you dont say no if your father get house before he die that house will burn this month thunder will bomb you if you say any bad word to me again your meat is vulture that will eat your meat they will never see you died body
If you write me again magutu will visit all your sisters pussy and all your brothers will be killed by police by hanging they will be thieves of your community ogun kill your family truck without break will crush all your family this month say amen
Thunder visit you 100 % this month of June if rain fall met you you will die that day is your last day on earth Bomb blast visit your family this month of June say amen Cry is your joy this month
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My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
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Fryer
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Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:10 pm |
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Lol! Nothing better than a good rant!
That lad must have spent at least 1/2 an hour just typing that up.
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:25 pm |
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Amen Amen Amen Lad wrote: |
JESUS CHRIST and HOLY GHOST FIRE will kill you and your full generations they will never see this end of month June in JESUS name I PRAY HOLY GHOST FIRE KILL THEM |
Um, wow.
I will freely admit that it's been a while since I've been to church but I don't seem to remember Jesus being quite so ... vengeful and violent.
Well done, devguy! |
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Big Al
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Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:54 pm |
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Sheer Poetry Devguy.......... |
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Connie L. Gus
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Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:37 pm |
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I wonder how high his blood pressure was when he typed that out?
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If you write me again magutu will visit all your sisters pussy and all your brothers will be killed by police by hanging they will be thieves of your community ogun kill your family truck without break will crush all your family this month say amen
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There's really no reason to seed guestbooks with your catcher account emails when you have [email protected] just waiting for you to write to him.
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Kill the family truck?
Did he mean kill the family track? Family tree? |
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Father Moleman
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Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:45 pm |
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I always go to your insults immediately Devguy when I use my lad barrister, Muntu, they are sheer brilliance |
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:18 am |
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I sent him some more correspondence. I guess he didn't appreciate it. His reply
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You dey fuck up ooo small fool I think you have something better to talk about but all you are saying telling me you are a local boy small rat just have chance to come online
well check I send you your sister pussy and your mom breast so who is the fool
to tell you I am the holy child and you are nothing but a street boy U are from a poor family fool
Fuck you mother ass ooo Check and see you mom pussy if I get you I will cook your dick for you
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He also sent me a picture of a severed penis |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
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Father Moleman
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:13 am |
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A good question is what made want to keep a picture like that on his hard drive |
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:36 am |
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^^^A very interesting question. This is surely one of the strangest lads I've corresponded with
He had attached a number of pornographic pictures to the aforementioned email that words simply cannot describe (even in a NSFW thread)
@all --- if anyone wants to bait this mugu, his romance scam format is posted here
https://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&p=250037 |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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bware419ers
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:50 am |
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Please, please, please do not ever co-bait with Padme. It would be like reading about a severed penis. You don't want to read it. You feel a bit bad, but you have to read it. |
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dementedman
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:19 am |
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Awesome. Do poke with stick in July. |
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Tsnerd
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:27 am |
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Dev, all of that is just beautiful!
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That lad must have spent at least 1/2 an hour just typing that up. |
Even more if he never learned QWERTY hand placement.
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It would be like reading about a severed penis. You don't want to read it. You feel a bit bad, but you have to read it. |
Your entire post, BW, but especially this bit, is quite possibly one of the funniest observations I have ever read on these forums. |
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B8er
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:47 am |
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Great rant. My fake lad Chineze has sent him a mail. |
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:09 am |
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He responds yet again (attaching a picture of a castle)
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This where I live fool now in UK fool I stay in condo first before now i live in duplex fool You generations will never get one gain in you your problem will kill you mom and sorry for your died father so many killing will visit you family as you can write back is blindness will visit you say amen problem will knock your door from this mins You will never see rest sleep will never come ur way case is coming on your way say amen fool thunder will deaf you thunder will take your head to the back ogun will remove all your life from this mins old women will cos you they will open their pussy for you and so shall it be many problem is waiting for you now say amen
If you need help you will never see helper as you cos someones mom so shall you have no mom your mom will die say amen Ogun lick your mom pussy fool my dog cant fuck your bush mother diet pussy
I will always tell you I am the only child fool so if will never pain me cos I dont have any brothers or sister and you that have bomb will locate them this month i say amen tree will fall blindness will visit you now i say amen You go die i say amen many sickness with locate me i say amen
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Father Moleman
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:18 am |
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This lad is some kind of sick weirdo. |
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:50 am |
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He writes me yet again, this time attaching pictures rottweilers
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NO EVENT NO HISTORY YOU ARE A SMALL RAT i WILL SEND YOU MY DAGS I HAVE A MY OWN HOUSE FOOL LIKE YOU HUNGRY THIEF LIKE MAKE ME BUY MANY OF DOGS COS OF FOOLS LIKE YOU OLES LIKE YOU SORRY YOU DONT HAVE MOM SO YOU CAN TALK AS YOU LIKE FOOL HUNGRY SLAVE LIKE YOUR FAMILY WHAT DO YOU KNOW AS THE WORD BASTARD FOOL you have stolen money to come online today i can see hungry thief like you omo ole baba ole iya ole check out my puppys if they see you around my gate you are died |
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Padme
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:19 am |
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Wow... impressive doesn't begin to describe it. Whatever you did to drive your lad to this state of rage must have been amazing. |
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Tsnerd
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YOU ARE A SMALL RAT |
Dev, you are soooooo lucky that TPTB never gave me access to that title button. |
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dwatina
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:45 pm |
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That is some great stuff! |
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lakeside77
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:17 pm |
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thedevguy67 wrote: |
He writes me yet again, this time attaching pictures rottweilers |
Maybe he should try his hand at puppy scams. |
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:44 pm |
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@TS --- yes, that would be one heck of a custom tag.
@Padme --- Posing as a fellow guyman, I had simply accused the lad of cutting my job and inferred he was a "cafe guyman" of questionable ancestry. |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Thursten3rd
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:52 pm |
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Excellent work! The less intelligible a lad's rants are, the better the job you've done. Just outstanding, IMO. |
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Kitty La Gore
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:15 pm |
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Something tells me the HOA of his duplex castle would not appreciate that many dogs and severed body parts on the premise.
Dev, what an absolutely delightful set of rants! More please!!
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Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:21 pm |
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I have rant envy... |
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thedevguy67
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Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:09 am |
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I got this a few hours ago
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U are small lagos boy area boy like u fool check the update guy u are a fucking street boy fool ogun kill ur family this month i say amen fool I for like you send me your fb ID make I show u things wellar you this fucking street tugu for night u go cafe with small mins card take dey form big Crazy will visit you this month I say amen OGUN Kill u thunder will shower you as soon as you write me back you must die this month Accident locate you I say amen and amen You mom will cry for your died this Month I say amen if you smoke weed from this mins madness will locate you I say amen Die Die Die Die Die Die Die locate me I say amen You this living death You will never see peace till you die this month Truck will kill you if you use any motor go out Thunder I will kill you as soon as rain touch you I say amen this na money blessing for the new month fool I which I get you account make i wire u small nut for you hungry street boy with out school cate you ended your school for weed joint smoking and shouting low bring sorry for who do your life like this check well the money is pounds fool hungry thief no still phone for street OPmessa will kill you soon this month i say amen My nest target is to buy the biggest house for VGC as soon as I arrive back soon fool U dey thief small money which your mom go fuck from street drivers and conductors bike riders aboro things Magutu will come out from you mom sisters pussy this month i say amen
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MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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