Femmy the safari boi (NSFW)

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I GO BE OUT WITH UR SCAM N IN WITH MY SPAM.

That line never gets old. Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:07 am

Nothing really exciting coming from Femmy. Small exchanges and he expects Sierra to pay for his flight and the visa to be approved this week. Here is the best exchange lately.

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Thats so much i am grateful, how are you and femmy today, hope you all are doing fine.

I'm ok, but he's fussy and has colic

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Oh...he has fussy and colic? what are you be given to him, have you
complain to his nurses.

Of course I complain. I'm tring some gas medicine now.

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what do you mean by gas medicine.

To help with gas.

I have a question for you. We've none each other for over a year. In
that time, you've never had a job. How do you cope? How do you feed
yourself? How do you pay your bill?

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Using gas? I am scare, how is he, i hope baby Femmy is feeling better.

I am not feeling fine, i am always feeling bad. No Job here, to feed
myself is hard, i eat in the morning and i haven't eat since then.

To pay bill is hard, infact things is getting worse and i need to get
out of Nigeria and come to U.S to support you and Femmy.

He has gas. The medicine gets ride of it.
Have you applied for jobs there? What kind? How do you pay for things for
over a year?

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Thank God that the medicine have get ride of it because i am scared. i had diploma in electrical electronics enginerring.

Isn't a small thing, i do applied for Job but nothing comes out of it,
things is really hard and i won't lie to you.

So how do you pay for things?

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I am just managing myself through friends, beg for help all the time,
infact is a shame on me, to be sincere things is hard.

Are you a beggart? Will you be able to get a job here? What will you do for money here?

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I am not a beggart, i do ask for help. Yes of course why won't i jet
job when i get there. I will pay bill and take good care of you and
Femmy.

Have you started to look for jobs here?

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No, when i get there i think State Depo can help me.

Good! Will you do electrical electronic engineering with them? What does electiracal electronic enigineering involve?

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Instullations of computers and electrical appliances.

Oh. You mean you plug them in?

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Instullations, e.g wiring, connection, pluging,etc. I can work in any firm.

Don't they already come with wiring and connections?

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I dont understand.

Neither do I. Maybe that's why you can't get a job. The stuff is already
wired and a child can plug any of them in.

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No, you dont understand the nature of ther job, I can do electrical
wiring of new building, Estate, instullations of new computers,
renovations etc

I can work as an electrician in an firm.

OH!!!!! Now I understand. I thought you were an engineer.

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Yes, i am an engineer, i study electrical electronics engineering in school.

It sounds like you are an electrician. I just looked it up. Here in the US,
you need this: <<Long description from wikipedia>

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I have a certificate i obtained in school (institution). so i will
come along with it while coming to U.S.

Do you have a degree?

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No.

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No, i had diploma, i mean i had Ordinary diploma.

What is that? Does it have value here? Was it a four year program?

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I dont know if it has value there, is one of nigeria standard of
education, its two years program.

Oh. That's not good.

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WHo are you and what the fuck are you writting to me

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SHAME TO YOU!! BLACK MONKEY WITH A CROOKED PENNIS!! YOU NEED TO BE CAPTURED AND SENT TO THE ZOO.

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one can see how dirty you are, your ribs can be counted from here,
meaning that you cannot afford to feed well..you cannot clean your dig
from that stinking hairs.

why are you a boy, disgrace to your family?the day you were born were
people happy? you are a forbidden child

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i we ok love you see good

+22502412926

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you are a fool at 40 look for woman and marry okay

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YOUR PAPA, GO FIND MUGU HACK
BACK OFF, IF YOU DONT WANT TO LOOSE YOUR LIFE, I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU, USELESS FOOL

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ok thanks m i love that , give me your number so that i can call you /hope to hear from you soon dear

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hell fire is awaiting u idiot

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:10 pm

Hilarious scripts Dev!

Out of curiousity, has there ever been any indication that either Shorty or Femi are aware these are being sent out on their behalf?

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:51 pm

^^Not that I know of. A long time ago Shorty was getting angry phone calls about the gay emails (his phone number had been given out), but then Shorty began to keep his phone turned off.

So far as Femi, he only knows that he's been associated with a gay group with Shorty, but knows nothing about these emails.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:26 am

That's too bad really. It's nice that so many lovely characters know of their "gayism" but it's a pity they aren't getting these thoughtful replies.

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^^^When he was solidly on the hook, Shorty used to complain to one baiter about getting calls threatening his life and claiming he was gay. He said something like "I've gotten over a hundred calls and they wake me up when I'm sleeping"

Bo used to have a CIA character. She would send him copies of the best replies claiming it was from a "wire tap of the Gomers". His replies would be hilarious because he would type paragraphs out denying his "gayism".

Since Bravo is just rehooking him now, we don't want to spoke him now. Once he is solidly on the bait hook again, I will start including his phone number in formats again, requesting "interested gay brothers to call him to support the cause"

In fact, two weeks ago an angry lad set up a facebook page with all of his nude pictures and information. Unfortunately, facebook shut it down for a TOS violation in two days (before we could come up with a solid angle to show both Femi and Shorty) Crying or Very sad

Good news though -- a lad recently replied to my mass insult bait by sending me the Shorty nudes and claiming it was "my father". So he is reaching "icon status" in the cafes of Nigeria

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:54 pm

^^^^Thats amazing. If nothing else, that ought to keep him from ever scamming again. He'll be chased out of the cafe by angry mobs.

Did you get any screen shots of the FB page? Was he impersonating shorty or was it just an I Hate Shorty page?

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^^^It was just Shorty's pictures. We have a "fake FB page for Shorty". He sent me the link there and sent the link to everyone on Shorty's friends list. He really didn't have the time to get the page up and running before facebook killed it. I didn't even get a chance to get a screen capture before it disappeared. The guy's FB icon was the closeup of Shorty's penis, so I think that may have played a role in it being shut down.

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Another homophobic lad

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keep distributing the virus you HIV carrier, rot in hell ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:25 am

Not much news so far as Femi goes.

I'm still in contact with Femi about his Visa.

Apparently the State Department's server crashed and it's being fixed. Some Visa applications may have been lost or deleted. If one of them happens to be Femi's, then there will be a several week delay...

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:13 pm

I sent Fem-bot a poke.

I have had no internet and no money. We are at the library. How are you? I have not heard from the State Depo so I hope this isn't causing it!!!!

http://blogs.cfr.org/campbell/2015/04/23/u-s-visa-revocation/

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:24 pm

^^Thank link will be very useful.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:46 pm

Yes it will! I heard back from Femmy:

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I am not fine, because i do always worried since i do not hear from
you regularly, infact i feel disturbed. HOW IS BABY FEMMY?

By now you should have know how important its to be there with you and
support you and femmy.

That isn't the cause, i think you should contact state department and
embassy again by writing, you should express your feelings to them.

So, I responded...

What would you like me to tell them sweaty? Baby Femmy is doing fine and growing so fast. The number of diapers he goes through are crazy, though. We need you here now...no matter what you have to do to get here!

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:42 pm

Is it time for Captain Mal to contact Fem-E again, and/or the list of murdered Marines and SEALs to grow?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:03 pm

^^good question. I'm not sure how bwares wants to proceed.

I've exchanged emails with Femi, but it's mainly that the VISA is being processed. And today sent him one saying that Nigerian passports are requiring more scrutiny, but that's been it.

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 6:45 pm

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Helo, how are you doing. I wonder why you aren't emailing or reply my
emails. How are you and baby femmy.

Have you contact embassy and state department, do you hear from them,
any update?.

Take good care of yourself and baby femmy, have a wonderful Monday morning.

I have told you I cannot afford to pay for internet services so I have
to go to the public library. So far, I have not heard from the Visa
people, but I have sent several emails. Baby Femmy and I are doing well,
but we need money. It really sux!

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Yes you told me that you dont have money and you can't afford to pay
for internet, can you see more reason you need me in U.S and support
you. Infact you made me worried and totally confused since i didn't
heard from you.

So far as VISA department, you need to exercise little patient,
hopeful you will hear from coming week. I thank God because you and
baby femmy is going great. PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW WHENEVER YOU HEAR FROM
VISA DEPARTMENT.

Femmy, that's totally up to your buddy Rex.

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:42 pm

^^I'm pretty much in a holding pattern here.

What's the plan?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:40 pm

Any developments?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 11:11 am

^^Nothing on my end. I told Femi Rex was out of town for a week. I emailed him yesterday morning and I haven't heard back.

I guess I'm going to tell him that his VISA has been red-flagged, but honestly I have no idea what Rex is supposed to do.

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 1:39 pm

^^^I thought we had discussed Cameroon for his safety and getting him on a plane there...

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 5:20 pm

^^I know, but how?

Do I tell him the Nigerian VISA was flagged and I can get him a Cameroon one? And then he has to fly out from there?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 5:27 pm

^^^That is plausible. I provided the link regarding revoking visas from Nigeria.

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 6:26 pm

^^Yup. I saw that.

I'm supposed to email him later so I will let him know what's going on.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 2:18 pm

I told Femi his VISA has been flagged:

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Femi

How are you doing?

We need to talk. Your VISA has been flagged. It seems that Nigerian VISAs are under extra scrutiny because of your previous president.

T. Rex

He doesn’t like it:

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Rex---- Thank so much, since you are there I dont think i should have any problem, Nigerians are coming to America on a daily bases, my VISA have nothing to do previous president. I totally disagreed with, we need to be honest to ourselves.
Always remember you promise me that you would help me to get VISA to come to America, I still don't believe what you are saying.
You refused to give me employment with all i did for you, now another storry about my VISA, infact you make me feel so bad and you need to do something about it.  Thanks so much I appreciate.

I then replied:

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Femi

Yes there are problems. Do you think I’m making it up? This has been a recent event since the Nigerian elections. And what do you mean we need to be honest with ourselves?
Here is a link about it: http://blogs.cfr.org/campbell/2015/04/23/u-s-visa-revocation/

Moreover, I have been trying to get your VISA. It’s not my fault that this gay thing occurred. Folks everywhere are extremely cautious about gay protestors trying to get VISAs and claiming to be persecuted. I know you’re not gay, but the perception is out there. It was, after all, your face and name all over the news and the internet.

There are only a few possible solutions I can think of:

1) You claim that you are gay and we get you a visa because you would be persecuted. But we’d need to prove that, and that could be problematic.

2) You get your ass to the Cameroon safehouse like we had previously discussed. We could then have the paperwork there waiting for you, along with a plane ticket to the U.S. If worse comes to worse, we could get you a seat on the U.S. ambassador’s plane when he flies back to the U.S. at the end of the month.

Let me know.

T. Rex

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