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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:28 pm

Quote:

happy birthday, long life and prosperity It is good to be good,
because it is a free world. i believe that we shall meet some day.

What?

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:19 pm

Love lad on Facebook.....

Me: have you ever been to Scotland.
Him: no just in UK.
Me: But you said you were born in Scotland?
Him : no dear, Edinburgh, it is cite in UK.

Then when he told me to check my emails as he'd sent me one:

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if i didn't , receive it now , then if you send other time , it might go to sperm box

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

I fear my pet lad has mixed up his mugu's:

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.....You know everything about me – my past, my hopes, my dreams. Likewise, I know everything about you. People said we would make an ideal couple. And we would have. We could do.
Many times, I was your shoulder to cry on. You listened to me when I needed you to. We became closer through discussing our problems. We both needed a connection – the need to be happy. We found that with each other. And we crossed a number of lines.
I was away when she phoned and confronted me. I couldn’t hide. We both spoke to my husband and admitted everything. I came back the next day and persuaded her not to tell your wife . She has no interest in hurting you further, so she will not tell him. She has left that to you.
I want nothing more than for you to be happy – you are a wonderful, amazing person. I want you to make the most of your second chance. I want you to be happy for you. Not for others. If there is one good thing that can come out of this, then I want it to be your happiness. Make something out of all this. Despite all that has happened, all the hurt and pain we have caused to ourselves and to others, I am your friend. I will listen to you, putting my feelings for you to one side, advising you, guiding you, reminding you to look up when you need it. And when you do need a shoulder to cry on, I will be there. But as a wife , only......

The whole of this is total crap which bears absolutely no resemblance to the history of the bait, but the bit I've highlighted in bold is wildly out of context in that there has never been mention of a wife or an affair. My hope is that the little toe-rag has ASEM'd it to all he's bombing. Very Happy

ETA: On the other hand, having read it again, I'm beginning to suspect it could have originally come from some poor soul he's been scamming ... if so, it makes painful reading ... Sad

ETA (12.00 pm 30/30): From the same lad - who I thought had blown me out three weeks ago. It came back in reply to this from me two days ago:

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You did not understand my email. I was not asking you to marry me. I don't trust you. I don't even like you any more. I don't believe your excuses for not writing to me. This is coming from the very same email address as the one you said was delivery failure. How can I believe you after all the hard time you gave me. Even when I sending money to you, you letted it lie because you too lazy to answer a few questions? That is no way to treating the one you say you love. I went through pain and troubles to send that money to you and all you did was cry and send me stupid lies. . All is well in the farm and I very busy to selling all the new baby lambs and getting rich so Mariam I have no time for you now and I think it time for you and me to say bye

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My love.
i try to ask people what haapened threy told is the poor net work made the mail i send you not to go.
My apology.please kindly forgive me from the heath of you heart..iam not lier i hate lies ok..my dear please i want to know that nonthing good comes easily..please calm dowm please kindly help out pity minf have mercy upon me my dear..i amcrying for you to forvive me.0please i need your help .now are ready help to use money gram to send me the £200 today.
Believe you me soonest we be together jut find a place in heart to forgive me please i am begging and pleading with you..please get back to me.

Tenacious little sod, isn't he? Desperate too!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:27 pm

Quote:

Esta es la información que usted me envía para que yo mayest le dan la
información que utilizó para tomar los 30.000$.

I find it hard to imagine a lad in ladland who knows the word "mayest" (which is not Spanish or any other language that I know of except English) but doesn't know that the subject (in Spanish) has to be "tú".

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:25 pm

From the shipper character on one of my CC baits:

Quote:

we would be extra unique in serving you

If only he knew...

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:27 am

next-of-kin scammer wrote:

Thank you for your brief and understandable reply to my email....

The worse my character's English gets, the more they encourage me.
Wait till he sees the next one.

And then:

a different NOK scammer wrote:

I need you to stand as nest of kid...

I think he means this:

I can't escape the GOATS.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:43 pm

Quote:

My Darling
CONCAT THE BANK IMMEDITLY AND GET BACK TO ME SO THAT THE ARR AGENT THE TRANSFER WILL PICK UP
AS SOON AS YOU CONCAT THE BANK
THANKS
sarafina

That be AAArrrrgh me Hardy.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:08 pm

CONCAT(THE BANK) = THEBANK

You're welcome.

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:47 am

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I'm not interested in your money. I'm dying of the pains here.

I hear dying of the pains is a horrible way to go.

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:21 am

From a "someone says you're dead and wants your money" script:

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We received an emails from a lady called, What is still the delay, You don't want to respond to me, to know if you are alive or you are dead. What is the matter with you? I have tried to reach you by telephone, no respond. what is the problem now, please respond so that we can finalize this without any delay. Please let me know if you are ready to receive your Am card or you don't want to receive it any longer.

Odd name that lady has...

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:13 pm

The Benin scammers who regularly fill up Cammy's spam box have been goofy this week.

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So kindly get back to us with the below information because your CHEQUE will be sent to you as a LETTER, this means that you will receive your cheque through a LETTER CHEQUE.

Everyone got that?

Quote:

Again after today We will enter A new project for the year 2011

Do try and keep up skippy!

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It is informed that there are A LOTS OF KIDNAPPING, EXTORTION and other untoward criminal activities perpetrated by the criminal elements who have known money from it's intended victims.

Freudian slip?

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:05 am

Do they use a spell cheque to make sure they send the right letters?

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:38 pm

Lad I'm trying to get to burn some time writing some worthless document is concerned that I'm not serious about paying him:

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i don't want to be use and dump

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

I'm sure you wouldn't "use and dump" him anymore than he would do the same to you.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:28 am

Quote:

Sepan que todos los documentos ya están establecidas en su nombre
antes de trasladarse a la retirada de 30.000 dólares a su banco,
primero debe completar algunos trámites cerca de nuestro tenis y
nuestro banco entonces preguntarle a mi banco para el depósito de $ €
30.000 que lo hacen a su cuenta bancaria es muy sencillo:

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Know they that all the documents are already established [f] in your name before translating themselves to the withdrawal of 30,000 dollars to your bank, first you must complete some steps near our tennis and our bank then to ask my bank for the deposit of $ € 30,000 which they will do to your bank account is very simple:

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:54 pm

Another Elated Darling:

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Good morning how are you doing over their in your country, what is happening the way you are handing this issue i m no longer happy with it because i called the lawyer this morning after reading your mail he told me with confident that you are on-serious person because the account he gave you is his international account he use to make transaction always abroad and he even use it to transfer money to him company abroad so tell me the truth what is happening are you willing to help me in this transaction or you are joking with me tell me i need to know the truth because i m no longer happy with everything if you know that you are willing in standing for me in this transaction make use of the account the lawyer gave to you for the transfer or you use western union money transfer because every bank have western union inside the bank stop making excuses all the time i dislike a man who did not stand on his word.

Waiting to hear from you today when you make the payment.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:14 pm

Big Al wrote:

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you are on-serious

And we all know how painful that can be...

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:07 pm

Another for my "Zinger" file.

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yes i was sick and taking to hospital and the Doctor said it was Thai-ford fiver and shortage of blood but i thank God that i am getting better now .

Dang Thaiwanese Fords causing Fivers again!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:07 am

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You should be prepared to do some light housework around the house and you will live here in a room fully equipped for my husband's pleasure.

What kind of au pair is she looking for? Shocked

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:32 am

@Rowan

Are you sure that one's a scammer?

We've run into that scenario at scamwarners a few times over the years. There are very real families out there that do in fact actively (and openly) search for au pairs whose responsibilities involve quite a bit more than just watching the kids. In fact some of them don't even have young kids--and they freely acknowledge it.

I can't remember the name of it--but at least one of them was a member of some "society" that had a rather twisted set of "recommendations" for what they defined as proper au pair / family relationships.

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:22 am

I think my lad forgot how his consignment at JFK airport format worked.

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And i have to send the sum of $130 Dollars so that i will pay the airport security men that has been taking care of the package since then.

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:40 am

The declaration I have to fill in for the loan:

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I ................... imagine in this day ................ agreed to the Terms of Service.

Rowan.... is that for 50 Shades of Grey 2 !

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:05 pm

Just noticed this in the start script of a recovery scam I just got a piggy from:

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we have been able to tracked down so many of this scam artist in various parts of United State countries which includes (AMERICAN, EROGENOUS,LONDON AND AFRICANS) and they are all in our custody here in United State.

Latest message from the same lad:

Quote:

Mr President is a very busy person his not always on sit.

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:48 pm

I've seen the state of Erogenous in an E-mail before. Must be some De-education at work.

From another Happy Barrister:

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ATTN MR CLIPPED,

I AM HEREBY TO INFORM YOU THAT THE ACCOUNT I GAVE TO YOU IS WORKING I DO NOT KNOW EITHER YOU WHERE JOKING WITH ME OR WHAT BUT IF YOU ARE JOKING WITH ME I USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU SHOULD STOP HERE AND IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST THE YOUNG LADY THEN SIMPLE GO AHEAD AND MAKE THE PAYMENT EITHER THROUGH WESTERN UNION I SENT TO YOU OR THROUGH THE ACCOUNT NUMBER I SENT TO YOU.

BECAUSE I AM VERY BUSY MAN THAT I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WAIST JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
BYE FOR NOW

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:35 am

Robert Mueller - still unaware that he was replaced as FBI Director - is in a bad mood.

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And also i am into Investigation Team as a General in Army to get all
Scammers and fraud arrested and sent them to hell of jail forever in
life without know apology

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