Turd 6: time to open another chapter

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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:56 am

This is the latest in the Saga of Turd. He has been in Kenya on safari for more than a year, and is inching towards his two year anniversary of being on safari. He has been baited for over 5 years, and has been as far east as Dakar, as far north as Cairo, as far south as Capetown, and as far east as Mombasa. He also spent some time at Adre and Abeche in Chad on the Sudanese border. He has six tattoos.

The last thread is here. The thread before that is here, and the one before that was here and the one before that was here and the first one was here.

An excellent summary by Dementedman can be found here.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:23 am

Wow. Round 6! Turd is unquestionably the most heavily baited lad in Eater history, with the longest safaris and the most tattoos. And he's barely started. I see this going another five years easily. Turd is way, way too deeply invested in the fantasy to quit now. Not when his reward is so.... close......... Once more it's right across the border, simply waiting for him to pick it up. Finally.

Well, maybe not.

Can't wait to see this thread run 100 pages! Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

You wont believe what happens next, I promise.

eheheh

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:37 am

Incredible run Doc. I can barely get a lad on safari for 2 days, and you've got Turd on safari for almost 2 years now. Simply amazing.

I'm looking forward to where this thread will take our intrepid Turd Boi.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:23 pm

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:16 pm

I think Turd has completely written Bernie off by this point.

Wisely so.

If not, this email should do the trick!

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:15 pm

I went back to the 2009 thread last night to re-read some of the early stages of this bait. In December Turd was on safari in Maidiguri, romancing two different women (Irina and Sarah) and counting on a total of $202,000 from various sources. As the new year approached Sir Winston, head of the safari camps, wrote to Turd to say he hopes "that you are preparing for a prosperous an most fruitful 2010."

Laughing

So now it's 2015 and Turd is still grasping at straws, hoping for that prosperous and fruitful outcome.

Oh-- and it was fun seeing the early stages of Bernie's psychotic side. Very Happy

This is such an amazing bait.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:39 pm

Thank you!

Yeah. Its hard to imagine this is still ongoing, and further from ending than ever before. His world is so real to him, and he makes the next step so easy. I remember when he rolled out some format on Sir Winston, who had $52k waiting for him, and then.. off to Liberia, and then off to... Dakar.... Timbuktu... Abeche and Adre.... Egypt...

Now? He self baits. He makes it sooooo easy.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:48 pm

How does turd boi fund his safari continuously?

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:53 pm

^^^mooching, odd jobs, taking out bad loans, begging...his cost of living is very low.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:09 pm

I think he gets to where he is going to be and then camps out. He spent 6 weeks in a half built building in Dakar, early on, and, since then, every time he gets somewhere, he goes about nest building.

I think he has loans from Bad People, hence he is not eager to go home until he gets paid.

Sometimes I feel sorry for him. His life, its ruined. These are the years to be settling down. He thinks he is going to get married to one of the temple women. Not happening. He thinks he has millions of dollars, which waits for him, right... over.... there. Not happening. He has 6 tattoos of gibberish, ranging from being a "Small Boi Thief" to "Top Homosexual", my baiting initials, two ying yangs, and, now, a 419 eater tat, wich "mugu" written upside down. But when Ramdi stole money, he was "Whatever. Life moves on..."

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:19 pm

Would you say it's easy to feel sorry for him as a human, but hard to feel sorry for him as an individual? He is pretty despicable...

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:43 pm

Sounds like a uni gap year.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

I'm pretty sure he enjoys his (your) way of life.

I wonder if there is a way to send mails to loan sharks in lagos (real ones, not loan lads).

they should all know what he looks like.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

so he is silent for quite some time...

will he reach kampala, or get caught by someone (either law enforcement or local gangs?). EDIT: best outcome (from our perspective): being stredded in hash conditions somewhere en route, beyond the kenyan border.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 62

Just amazing that he has self baited himself AGAIN!!

Fab work DR S

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:19 pm

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:49 am

dementedman wrote:

You wont believe what happens next, I promise.

eheheh

You mean... he's finally going to get his money? Shocked

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

^^^ he actually might if he ever finds out.
What a story to tell.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:52 pm

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:02 pm

^^ what could go wrong? Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:05 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

wow, in kampala in uganda. he is close to having visited all african countries. Twisted Evil

congratulations Twisted Evil

any confirmation so far?

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:38 pm

He is on gmail with this account, but others he uses Yahoo.

Soon he will quit all gmail accounts, on his own decision.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 8:41 pm

dementedman wrote:

You wont believe what happens next, I promise.

What happens next?!?! I can scarcely believe what's happened so far!! Wink

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