Turd 5

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:32 pm

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:08 pm

Poor Turd... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Quote:

Dearest Sarah,
kindly keep that to yourself only.
Moishe

Sometimes it is the simplest correspondences that are the funniest. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:10 pm

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:50 pm

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:53 pm

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 4:54 pm

He wanked, twice, for these videos. If he ever goes home, his misery has just started.

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:17 pm

^^^^^Goes home? I wasn't aware that was in the tea leaves.

By the way, Assuming he started his adventure at, say, 35 years old (fair guess?), he has spent 1/8th of his life in safariland. Just think about that.

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:42 pm

Eventually, his luck will run out, or he will give up and go home. When he does, he will be the poster boi for gay rights in west Africa. Until then, another day on safari.

Edit to fix broken quote tag. - JFOP edit to thank JF for Mod Edit-DSW

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:06 pm

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:53 am

That sums it up, Turd.
He says it, yet still lives the fantasy.
Pure madness. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:43 am

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:48 am

Fantastic to hear that it's taking him so much time doing the videos Very Happy

I would love to read Hector saga as a book Smile

Quote:

In a hole in the ground there lived Turd...

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:12 pm

And, yes, he will be waiting.

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:22 pm

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:39 pm

oh no.. not sarah lee?
it will not be his fault in the eyes of the temple will it? Shocked

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:19 pm

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:28 pm

Throw Back Thursday:

On March 5, 2010, almost 5 years ago Hector had just been renamed Moishe Moskowitz, was being chased by the FBI and Interpol and Simba Security and sent this gem to Steve, aka Bernie, while hiding in a half built shack in Dakar:

Quote:

Steve,
I have done all that Epstein asked me to do
He said the PP is ready and he will need to meet me in eritrea.
I am still in hide here and if i have to meet him in Eritrea you offcourse know what and what i will need to get moving.
This whole shit was delay by Rapheal, if he had not lost the 50K by now, i will have enoguh to get to anywhere
On a serious note, i need supply right now.
You can keep saying no way to get supplies to me,you must find out a way
I am stranded here and can moveo ut onyl when i receive supply.
Kindly reconsider and design a perfect mean of getting supply to me here

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:58 pm

^^ it's actually a week MORE than 5 years ago Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:08 pm

at this point i don't have a clue what interplod still wants him for.
is it just the littering? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:12 pm

The massacre of 40 innocents can never be forgotten.

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:22 pm

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:30 pm

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:10 am

He's so sedentary these days. it used to be a new country every other week. The only thing that could stop him was prison!

Now he mopes around Kenya with no end in sight. Maybe he could be prodded to Zanzibar? It's not far, no real international hassle issues. Giant crabs, giant tortoises. Plus it's beautiful. Theres just something that feels right about the idea of stredding a lad on a tropical island.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 62

Just finished reading the whole saga from day one up until now. AMAZING, Deffo got a fan here , Fab work Very Happy

I deffo will be getting a premium membership soon too.

I'm interested in reading the shorty saga too,
Could someone be so kind to link me to that topic please ?

Thankies Wink