The Adventures of Lumpy Burgerhead

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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:31 am

This is a character I created using the "German" to English translator. As you will see, the translation is broken English. The lad didn't like it much and twigged after 12 days.

Original Scam Email wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: Scam Email
Subject: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:

FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Branch:Head Office:270 Ozumba Mbadiwe
Avenue Apkapka,Porto-Novo:
Director, Swift Atm Credit Card / Telex Dept.
Telephone Number:+229 99231994.
Our Ref:ICB /Republic Of Benin /998/11
EMAIL:[email protected]

Attention Dear:

RE - NOTIFICATION/PAYMENT OF US 1,500.000.00(ONE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY ) ATM MASTER CARD.

Thanks very much for your mail.The DHL COURIER COMPANY here Issued your ATM CARD PAYMENT of your compensation family Inheritance payment worth of US ( $1,500.000,000 ) on the Card.

It was registered with the With us DHL delivery company to bring it to you in your country at your doorstep but after sometimes the company returned the Card to our DHL COURIER DELIVERY DEPARTMENT saying that they were giving a wrong address.

Therefore, our General Director Mrs. Lin Lin decided to Contact you on your email address and inform you what the company said.That was the email you received. So, It had been concluded in our department here that we will hear from you and know if you will send the US$89USD for the insurance fee to the Company to enable us go and Resend the CARD today.because we don't want to risk the CARD ,you know this the second attempt to send the CARD.

I want to assure you that immediately this COMPANY receives this payment then your ATM CARD will get to your address within express delivery 48 hours at your doorstep.

We are registering it express to avoid any further delay and immediately you receive it then you will take it to any bank around you and change your pin code and start using the card.

The amount you will be withdraw per day is $50,000.00 daily and this is the maximum limit of the card per day. So i am waiting to receive your mail with your Telephone Number where we will TEXT YOUR ATM PIN CODE.

As soon as you receive this mail kindly go to western union or money gram office and wire to us the Insurance fee US$89 USD with these below information.

Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou.
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................

Immediately we receive this payment through our cashier then your ATM CARD will be registered immediately and PIN CODE TEXTED TO YOUR PHONE.

I am waiting to receive your mail with evidence of the payment such as listed above.

Looking forward to hear from you soon and thanks for your understanding.
BEST REGARDS,
Dr. Kelly OBI
DIRECTOR, DHL COURIER COMPANY .COTONOU
BENIN REPUBLIC.

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Mein Dear Herr DHL,

Can Uns tell Mir vat this ist all about? Ich do not understand any of this. Vat business do Ich haben im Africa?

Vishing Uns all das Best,

Lumpy Burgerhead

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:

FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Branch:Head Office:270 Ozumba Mbadiwe
Avenue Apkapka,Porto-Novo:
Director, Swift Atm Credit Card / Telex Dept.
Telephone Number:+229 99231994.
Our Ref:ICB /Republic Of Benin /998/11
EMAIL:[email protected]

Attention Dear:

RE - NOTIFICATION/PAYMENT OF US 1,500.000.00(ONE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY ) ATM MASTER CARD.

Thanks very much for your mail.The DHL COURIER COMPANY here Issued your ATM CARD PAYMENT of your compensation family Inheritance payment worth of US ( $1,500.000,000 ) on the Card.

It was registered with the With us DHL delivery company to bring it to you in your country at your doorstep but after sometimes the company returned the Card to our DHL COURIER DELIVERY DEPARTMENT saying that they were giving a wrong address.

Therefore, our General Director Mrs. Lin Lin decided to Contact you on your email address and inform you what the company said.That was the email you received. So, It had been concluded in our department here that we will hear from you and know if you will send the US$89USD for the insurance fee to the Company to enable us go and Resend the CARD today.because we don't want to risk the CARD ,you know this the second attempt to send the CARD.

I want to assure you that immediately this COMPANY receives this payment then your ATM CARD will get to your address within express delivery 48 hours at your doorstep.

We are registering it express to avoid any further delay and immediately you receive it then you will take it to any bank around you and change your pin code and start using the card.

The amount you will be withdraw per day is $50,000.00 daily and this is the maximum limit of the card per day. So i am waiting to receive your mail with your Telephone Number where we will TEXT YOUR ATM PIN CODE.

As soon as you receive this mail kindly go to western union or money gram office and wire to us the Insurance fee US$89 USD with these below information.

Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou.
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................

Immediately we receive this payment through our cashier then your ATM CARD will be registered immediately and PIN CODE TEXTED TO YOUR PHONE.

I am waiting to receive your mail with evidence of the payment such as listed above.

Looking forward to hear from you soon and thanks for your understanding.
BEST REGARDS,
Dr. Kelly OBI
DIRECTOR, DHL COURIER COMPANY .COTONOU
BENIN REPUBLIC.

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Dear Herr Dr. Kelley Obi,

Vich address did they send das card das first time?

Your business Partner,

Lumpy Burgerhead

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
ATTENTION?

MR Lumpy Burgerhead,
your email was recieve this morning and is well understand noted finaly i want you totry all your best to see that you will send the money as i told youtoenable your card be able to arrive in your home address today ok,
my dear i want to let you knowthat iam doing all this for your own goodness nd for own benefit ok,
soplease i want you to copy this information and go down the western union and send the 89usd to enable you recieve your atm card today ok,
how ever here is the informationon how to send the money ,
Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou.
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................
DR KELLY OBI

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Honoured Freund Herr Dr. Kelley Obbi,

Okay Dr. If Ich pay this time, vich address are Uns going to send das card this time?

Sincerely,
Lumpy Burgerhead

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Time: 1:21 PM
Body:
MY DAER AS YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY TO ME YOU AHVE TO SEND ME YOUR INFORMATION ON HOW TO DELIVERY YOUR ATM CARD OK?
SO HERE IS WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU.
Your Name(In Full):======
Your Delivery Address:======
Your Direct telephone Number:=====
Your Current City==========
your nearest AIRPORT,=======
SO HOW EVER HERE IS THE INFORMATION ON HOW TO SEND THE 89USD TODAY OK?
Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou.
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Time: 1:22 PM
Body:
MY DAER AS YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY TO ME YOU AHVE TO SEND ME YOUR INFORMATION ON HOW TO DELIVERY YOUR ATM CARD OK?
SO HERE IS WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU.
Your Name(In Full):======
Your Delivery Address:======
Your Direct telephone Number:=====
Your Current City==========
your nearest AIRPORT,=======
SO HOW EVER HERE IS THE INFORMATION ON HOW TO SEND THE 89USD TODAY OK?
Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou.
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Time: Next day at 1:56 AM
Body:
MY DAER AS YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY TO ME YOU AHVE TO SEND ME YOUR INFORMATION ON HOW TO DELIVERY YOUR ATM CARD OK?
SO HERE IS WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU.
Your Name(In Full):======
Your Delivery Address:======
Your Direct telephone Number:=====
Your Current City==========
your nearest AIRPORT,=======
SO HOW EVER HERE IS THE INFORMATION ON HOW TO SEND THE 89USD TODAY OK?
Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou.
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Time: 9:04 AM
Body:
MY DAER AS YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY TO ME YOU AHVE TO SEND ME YOUR INFORMATION ON HOW TO DELIVERY YOUR ATM CARD OK?
SO HERE IS WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU.
Your Name(In Full):======
Your Delivery Address:======
Your Direct telephone Number:=====
Your Current City==========
your nearest AIRPORT,=======
SO HOW EVER HERE IS THE INFORMATION ON HOW TO SEND THE 89USD TODAY OK?
Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou.
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Okay Ich vill fill im das form. Send das card to mein address.

Quote:

Your Name(In Full):======Lumpy Burgerhead
Your Delivery Address:======Hauptstraße 13, 84337 Schönau, Germany
Your Direct telephone Number:====Mein telephone ist privat
Your Current City=======SCHÖNAU
your nearest AIRPORT,=====MÜNCHEN

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Time: 1:55 PM
Body:
my dear your information have alreday recieve in my office right now so the only thing you have to do right now is that you to copy this information go down the western union and send the money to enable us to be able to commence on your delivery today ok,

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Time: 2:18 PM
Body:
my dear your information have alreday recieve in my office right now so the only thing you have to do right now is that you to copy this information go down the western union and send the money to enable us to be able to commence on your delivery today ok,

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Dear Herr DHL Kelly Obb,

Okay, Ich senden mein information to Uns. Ich go to das bank today und pay. Then Uns senden das card, ja?

Vishing Uns all das Best,
Lumpy Burgerhead

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Time: 7:43 AM
Body:
my dear i want you to try ok,
because i am sure and i am given you hundred percent of sure that once you send the money today you will recieve your atm card ok,
so please try all your best to see that you will send the money today ok,
how ever here is the information on how to send the money,
Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................
DR KELLY OBI

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Computer Analysis, Western Union Security wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Computer Analysis, Western Union Security
Subject: ALERT! Automated Western Union Communication Service
Body:
Subject: DO NOT REPLY - AUTOMATED SCAM ALERT

DEAR MR. OR MRS. OR MS. KELLY OBB,

This notice is an automated message from Western Union to inform you that an attempted transaction was made on 04/12/2013.

SENDER NAME: LUMPY BURGERHEAD
RECIPIENT NAME: FRANC UNDERVI
ADDRESS: UNKNOWN
CITY: COTONOU
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUBLIC
AMOUNT: $89.00

Because of the destination of this transaction (COTONOU, BENIN REPUBLIC), the transfer has raised our automated scam alert. This is not an accusation of scam activity. It merely means Western Union will be taking additional measures to assure no fraudulent activity is taking place.

You have been contacted because we have been unable to reach the intended recipient, and you were named as the point of emergency contact by the attempted sender:

LUMPY BURGERHEAD

As a point of protocol, we have attached the following form(s):

SECURITY VALIDATION COMPLIANCE ANTI-FRAUD FORM 419

Please contact the intended recipient, FRANC UNDERVI, and have him/her fill out this/these form(s) . Email the finished form(s) as an attachment to this address. Alternately, provide the finished form(s) to LUMPY BURGERHEAD so that he/she may submit it to his/her local Western Union office to complete the transfer.

Alternately, please reply to this address and provide us a direct email address for FRANC UNDERVI so that we may send him/her this/these form(s) directly. Replies not containing the attached ANTI-FRAUD FORM or a valid email address will not be read.

In the event you are unable to open the form, you must download the latest Adobe Reader first. You can download from this address: http://get.adobe.com/reader/otherversions/

Thank you for your business,

AUTOMATED SCAM MONITORING PROGRAM
WESTERN UNION CORPORATE OFFICE

©2013 WESTERN UNION HOLDINGS, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Mein Dear Herr DHL Kelly Obb,

Okay, Ich tried senden mein Moneys to Uns. Vestern store do not senden mein Moneys. The man said there vas ein problem. You fix problem, ja? Nov Uns senden das card, ja?

Sincerely yours,
Lumpy Burgerhead

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
my dear i want you to try ok,
because i am sure and i am given you hundred percent of sure that once you send the money today you will recieve your atm card ok,
so please try all your best to see that you will send the money today ok,
how ever here is the information on how to send the money,
Receiver's Name-------- FRANCIS UDEVI
Country---------------------------Benin Republic.
City---------------------------------Cotonou
Test Question------------------Who?
Answer----------------------------God.
Amount............................US$89USD
MTCN........................................
SENDER NAMES....................
DR KELLY OBI

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Mein Dear Herr DHL Kelly Obb,

Vunderbar! You fix das problem at das Vestern Store?

Varmest regards,
Lumpy Burgerhead

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
if you dont send the money today i will cancil the atm crad ok
RECIEVERS NAMEF.===========RANCIS UDEVI
COUNTRY=============BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY==================COTONOU
QUESTION=================ALMIGHT
ANSWER======GOD
AMOUNT============89usd
MTCN==========
SENDER NAME============
thank you

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Beloved Herr DHL mann,

Ich vish to thank Uns for fixing das problem. You vere so helpful ledding Mr. Gomer talk to Mir. Nov he can speak really gut Deutscher. He explains everything to Mir im Deutscher. Ich understand alles. As soon as Ich understand hov everything vorking, Ich pay him right avay. He says Uns vill send mein card now Das Ich pay him. You senden mein card now Das Ich pay, ja?

Sincerely yours,
Lumpy Burgerhead

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DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI wrote:

To: Lumpy Burgerhead
From: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
you will not get the card until you pay the money ok,
so is better for you to go and send the money so that you will get your acrd ok

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Honoured Freund Herr DHL mann,

Vat? Vat Uns mean Ich get card ven Ich pay. Ich paid your assistant Mr. Gomer. You tell him to talk to Mir im Deutscher. Ich understand everything. Ich pay him mein Moneys. Nov Uns send mein card, ja? Ich paid today. You send card nov.

Sincerely,
Lumpy Burgerhead

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Lumpy Burgerhead wrote:

To: DHL Director Dr Kelly OBI
From: Lumpy Burgerhead
Subject: Re: FROM DHL COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC,
Body:
Beloved Herr DHL Mann,

Vere ist das tracking number? Ich haven't received mein card yet.

Best regards,
Lumpy Burgerhead

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Oh well..... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:06 am

Those Benois lads are by far the laziest, most unimaginative gits in th scamming business. All they know how to type is "send the money send the money send the money today ok". They twig so easily because they go after such small amounts, it's not worth it to them to jump through any hoops. Lazy and boring.

And your English was easier to read than his. Lol

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:40 am

Very funny bait, Lumpy ... um, Mr. Kruse!

Just one question - when you sent the lad the email from WU, how did you do it? Did you use an outlook/gmail addy, or were you able to spoof a WU domain?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:11 pm

TheLoneHaranguer wrote:

Very funny bait, Lumpy ... um, Mr. Kruse!

Just one question - when you sent the lad the email from WU, how did you do it? Did you use an outlook/gmail addy, or were you able to spoof a WU domain?

This isn't the main thread, but it is the latest info on the modality:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=247195&highlight=kkss

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:26 am

I am a huge fan of the KKSS modality-you should try it. My first trophies came from diligent lads...

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:38 am

Capone wrote:

I am a huge fan of the KKSS modality-you should try it. My first trophies came from diligent lads...

Ah! Those were the days!!!!

Laughing

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