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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:04 am |
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Thanks first and foremost to TM for his ready assistance with my first safari.
I have a love lad named Johnny. Poor Johnny, his lovely "wife" Kimbra just can't get money to go to Nigeria to bring him home. Enter his idea for getting some ready cash- a package with 2 Apple laptops, 2 iPhones and some cash. Problem is, Kimbra is bad at following directions and she didn't use the USPS. Only the finest package company in the world would do for this important cargo- GPS3Trak.
The package was sent on Dec 9th and due to the heavy traffic during the holiday season just seemed to take forever winging its way to Nigeria. Poor Johnny got worried, contacted Customer Service. Why, he even threatened them if he didn't get the package around the holiday
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For two weeks now I haven't still got my package and what is really wrong?I need to get that package before christmas if not am gonna sue your company for damages. |
Lo and behold, the package ends up parked in Cotonou, Benin. Was it through some grand idea of what to do next? No, I was just busy with work and thought, well, I don't know where to go next. I'll just leave it there for a few days. In the meantime, the good people inspected the package to make sure no goods were headed for Boko Haram use.
Well Johnny decided he could be of some help to get the goods delivered.
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It two days to christmas and I still haven't gotten my package and what do you mean by Boko Haram?are you people telling me that your not competence enought For this services that your render and your being paid for.I have track my package and it in a next country beside my location,it just about 45 minutes drive from me so if you guys can't delivered my package give me the exactly address and I will go there my self to pick up my package for god sake....this company is not reliable and I don't think am gonna do business with you again.I need my package |
Off goes my email to TM, and the famous manager of GPS, Mr PQ, helped provide the needed reinforcement that indeed, a personal trip to Cotonou would yield personal delivery of the package. After all, the cash included had rendered the package undeliverable by regular means. And Mr R Tom, the local manager in Benin, would make sure the goods were safe and sound in the lads' hands.
To make matters interesting, Johnny is not the lad to safari. There has been an evil lawyer involved with his romance with Kimbra, and he has been particularly nasty about their alliance. But he's now trying to play the package recipient, so the travel will be even sweeter to give payback for his unneeded interference. Google Voice recordings came in handy to reaffirm this lad is part of the string of events.
GPS3Trak was closed on Christmas Day and Boxing Day. So Saturday the 27th became the day for travel. "Johnny" advised he would be coming via public transport and affirmed to Mr PQ that he would leave in the morning. And so the journey began- Lagos to Cotonou...
Not only did the lad travel to Cotonou but when Mr RT could not meet them in the predetermined area around the stadium, the lads were willing to move to Allada to meet Mr RT at the Royal Paradise Hotel. The delivery van had broken down and the lads were willing to take motorbikes to the hotel. Imagine the hotel clerk welcoming the dusty dirty Nigerian lads into the fancy lobby while they asked to use the landline. Imagine the frustration when it was discovered Mr RT had van problems and had to be taken with the van to Toffo for needed parts. All along, Mr PQ and Mr RT provided the trustworthy guidance to get the needed package. Only after it turned dark did the lads question motives, taking a taxi back to Cotonou.
But wait! Can it be? The trust is so strong they will stay with friends in Cotonou and return to pick up the package on Sunday at 2 pm. And will Mr RT avoid being sued by Kimbra for non delivery of the package? Or will Mr RT have a surprise in store for the lads?
AUDIO DAY ONE CALLS: https://soundcloud.com/mr-randy-t0m/2014-safari-day-one-no-muzak |
_________________ "I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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Justcold
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:50 am |
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Watching. |
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:18 am |
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"'2014 Safari Day One.mp3' is unavailable.This file was deleted."
And here I was so looking forward to it!
You are supposed to torture the lads, not us
Anyway, congrats!!! |
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Father Moleman
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:20 am |
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Removed full quote-bware419ers
That's a good thousand miles are so, so it will probably take him a few days to get there, and then he'll spend about a night or two there, and then the long 2-3 day journey back to his Lagos shack, he'll probably miss spending new year with his family ... Nice!!! Might teach the scumbag not to scam anymore as well as the expensive trip and hotel, make sure you send him a 'I knew you were a 419 scammer from the start, you're a mugu' at the end, and throw in a threatened curse as well they take the really seriously in West Africa and it will make him beg ... |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:26 am |
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:29 am |
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Iamthemuguhunter: I never burn my baits. I always leave them believing it is someone else's fault and never mine. There are times I get a really great rant but I still have my character plead total ignorance. |
_________________ "I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:39 am |
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I wait with baiters breath.... |
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x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
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Some Buddy At Home
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:49 am |
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Way to go SweetPea! You're awesome. Can't wait for the audio.
IamTheMuguHunter-SP is right, we don't tell the lads we know they're scammers. That would be educating them. We never educate a lad, we de-educate them! Always leave them wondering WHAT went wrong.
And, it's always the lads fault.
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B8er
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Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:53 am |
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Nice going SP, it's always good to see a lad experiencing other countries. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:57 am |
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I will go there my self to pick up my package for god sake....this company is not reliable and I don't think am gonna do business with you again. |
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YAY! Can't wait to see where this goes.... |
_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:03 am |
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Looking forward to seeing how long you can keep this lad on safari. Great work so far.
And Monsignor, PQ and RT are two of my favorite characters on Eater, and it is always great to see them pop up in another bait. |
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Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:08 am |
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Good going! I happened to be on Skype with TM planning what hopefully will be my first instachop when the first call for PQ came.
The "no muzak" link works. I copied and pasted it and I'm listening. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Father Moleman
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:38 am |
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Removed full quote-bware419ers
Ah ok I got that from reading the letter archives, thanks for the heads up. |
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Bertje
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:41 am |
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The Monsignor
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:20 am |
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The audio should be up today when SP is around. The original link (quoted and reposted in IamTheMuguHunter's Post, above) is dead. I had problems with (the truly awful) 4Shared.
Meanwhile, the Lad is staying at his friend's home in Cotonou and expecting to meet Mr RT today at 1400 hrs local. After weeks of delays in the courier system and the utter misery that was yesterday, he will be delighted to at last receive his consignment. |
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Gigglesworth
Master of Master Baiters
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:35 am |
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I too am watching! |
_________________ x14 - Thank you Mr. S1las J0nes and Wheat0n J0nse!
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bitch get me the scan copy or the loan transaction will be cancelled this mint - Mr. Wheaton J0nse
Hey my love, This is too much, Please I really Don't want to lose that Money. If I ever Lose that Money, I will Locate you and I will Kill you and your family too. - M1chael Abrah4m
you are noting but a hole and "LIAR BITCH" - M1chael R1ch, pretending to be D4vid K0fi. |
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:40 pm |
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The audio thread has now been reposted at the bottom of the original post. Enjoy the antics with more to be continued today.
Adding here as well. Enjoy!
https://soundcloud.com/mr-randy-t0m/2014-safari-day-one-no-muzak |
_________________ "I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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Capone
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:46 pm |
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Congratulations, SP! Wear your pith with pride! |
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The Reverand
Show Me The Goodies
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:48 pm |
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Well done ! |
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Why did you tell the bank that I am the one that contacted you? You have just killed me .....Lisa Thomas |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:49 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:31 pm |
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Nothing warms my heart so much as a streded lad chasing a non-existent package around a foreign country! Can't wait to see where this goes next. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:45 pm |
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Congratulations! Great job Sweet P |
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Padme
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:00 pm |
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!!!!!Yea!!!!!!!
Yippee for SweetPee.
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"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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The Monsignor
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:47 pm |
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SP felt surprised that her Lad safari'id 'so easily'. It was only when she mentioned that she had been into him for 8 months that the reason became evident. It takes considerable persuasion for a Lad to believe in a character enough to travel. SP has done commendably well to put up with his incessant, vacuous IM chat for 8 months and certainly has earnt this Pith Helmet. |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
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Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:51 pm |
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BRAVA!!!!! |
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
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