The Nun and The Scammer

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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Nov 2014 Posts: 1

For the last 2 years Sister Mary Concepta or M.C (as she likes to be called) has answered any spam emails that have tickled her fancy

This is her first email she is replying to a man called Felix Jamie who has offered her $1,500,000 if she helps him, Felix needs her details.

Hello Felix,
My name is Sister Mary-Concepta I am a woman and my birthdate is 01/07/1932.
My occupation is Nun, as I am sure you have gleaned from my title,lol.
I do not have a personal line but the convent hotline is (Police No) It may not be answered first time you call as we are a silent order of nuns but be patient Dear, God works in mysterious ways.
Talk soon
Sr, M-C

He replied:

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 9:51 PM, felix Jaime <[email protected]>
wrote:
Dear Sister Mary-Concepta.
Thanks for your response.
I am happy to work with you and get this transfer done .From your
birth date .... 01/07/1931, you suppose to be 81 years old now .Please
i will like you to send me your ID photocopy or international passport
copy next mail..
As a Christain , i am so happy to do this transaction with a woman of
your type,christain life and agree that God works in mysterious ways.
There is no need us making calls .We can only communicate through
mails to avoid alerting people of this transaction and also
distractions.
Finally i hope you have a bank account? Contact me back.
Waiting,
Yours Sincerely,
Mr.Felix Jaime.

My Dearest Felix,

I am in fact just after celebrating my 80th birthday, a good pure life
dedicated to the work of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ obviously
suits me! I will most happily send you my Driver's licence what is your
address my child and I will have Sister James drop it in the next post tomorrow morning, she will have it copied in the local post office, Margaret, the owner's wife, will have no trouble photocopying it. She is a fine woman,
and is well able to work nine hours a day and go home and take care of that
finehouse of hers and all those fine, strapping children too. Unlike some of
those floozies you see around now a days.

Anyway send on your address and we will get these happy wheels of the
Lord's plan moving.

Kindest Regards
Yours In The Lord
Sr. M-C

Is that an attitude I detect Mr Jaime?

Dear Sister Mary-Concepta

My address is on my bank id card i send you.I don,t think that is
possible to drop the copy of your driver's licence on my door step
because i am far away in West Africa .

Give Margaret your driver's licence to scan and send to me through my
email id ok .That will be rapid and less expensive.

Once i get we will proceed !

Waiting,

Yours Sincerely,
Mr.Felix Jaime.

Perhaps offended by the tone of the last email M.C chose to stay silent for a few days, but when she finally got back in touch she had some worrying news;

My Dearest Felix,
Now I dont want you to worry but I had a little fall. Nothing serious but at
my age they take no chances, so I have been in hospital for the last few
days.

In my absence the girls took over with sending my id, they have sent a copy to your address and one to Sr. Jacinta who by a happy coincidence is a missionary in your neck of the woods so she will drop it into you in the next
few days.

I won't stay too long on the email as I am getting tired easily now.

Will check in in a few days

Sr. M-C

Felix, while not worried was certainly in a hurry to receive the ID he wanted.

Send me the id woman, we cannot wait long. Take care oney asi !

Sadly a week later, this email was sent to Felix;

Dear Felix,

My name is Sr. James, I was in the same convent as Sr. Mary Concepta.

I am afraid that I must bring you terrible news. Sr. Mary has died. She had a fall a couple off weeks back and never recovered. She spoke of you often and fondly. It was her dying wish that you, as her dearest friend receive her all her worldly goods which includes a bank balance of $1,500,000.

To claim your inheritance kindly forward me the following information
Name:
Address:
Sex:
Age:
Occupation:
Phone number:
Country:Nationality:
Bank Account Details:

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sr. James

Neither Sr. James or I have heard from Felix Jamie since, Felix if you are out there your inheritance is waiting for you.

Please do not give out the number for Police Stations in your baits. LE have better things to do than answer calls from scammers and are considered ITPs.-Capone

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 18 Oct 2012 Posts: 611

Not bad...one thing I noticed (not that I'm a really experienced baiter at all) is that it seemed like you lost him because you presented hurdles too early in the bait. Especially since you used a medical reason for an elderly lady within 3 e-mails.

For an elderly persona, I would simply pretend not to know what a scanner was. That way you do stall, but you still seem like a good potential candidate. Or perhaps the nunnery has only one room with electricity which must be used sparingly as you a daily limit? Maybe God frowns on the excessive use of devices and thus to own a scanner is a sin? Smile