WU trip #27...Chuks, get your running shoes on

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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:33 am

@ McFlibbish -

I sure hope you plan on pulishing the baiting when (or rather "IF") it ends! I love to see the tactics and excuses you used on this mugu. I could learn a lot from it!

You know since this lad is of the "short type" of mugu all those trips to the WU must be a major safari for him to cover. Plus I bet he has a path worn into the road/walkway/whatever by now! Laughing

Great job, McFlibbish! I love seeing a master at work!

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:16 pm

Now 20 is going to be very hard. Seems he's discovered the innernoot!

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Re: A new day for the children!
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

Marshall Chinedu have never pick up the money as well here because the
money
has never come in here in Lagos-Nigeria so you have to call the western
union money transfer and ask them when can we pick up the money here ok because I
try to track down the money here through western union money transfer
web-site but there is no money so I don't know what is the problem since
all this while.

God bless you and if Marshall pick up the money, then I will get back
to you so that he will help us out in next issue.

Regards.
James.

So I'll see if we can switch back to MoneyGram - less distractions from silly things like these "web-sites" he talks of:

Quote:

From: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Re: A new day for the children!
To: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

I don't understand, did you go to the Western Union or
not?

Don't use the web site, go in and ask a person. I
don't trust the website. Go in and ask someone at
their office please.

Otherwise, I'll just cancel it and we can try Money
Gram again.

Blessings!

Guest

Pure brilliance! Bravo!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

What's the odds on number of trips to MoneyGram then? Laughing

Great work McFlibbish.

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:03 pm

I think he'll go for it :

Quote:

so you have to call the western
union money transfer and ask them when can we pick up the money here

See? he still believes there really IS money! And as long as he believes that, he'll carry on making those trips.

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:20 pm

Hmm you might be right jez. As long as I can get him off the innernoot and out on the street tho. I've only published a couple of emails since trip 17...he's very leery and even getting him to respond is like pulling teeth...

This is what lured him out this time:

Quote:

From: "Your Bishop"
Subject: A new day for the children!
To: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

James,

Since I haven't heard from you since sending you the
scanned receipt, I assume Mr. Marshall was able to get
the money for the orphanage just fine! Bless him and
tell him thank you. He's done a very nice thing.

It certainly is a new day for them and I have spoken
with the others here about it. Since we have all the
issues ironed out, we can go ahead and send the next
installment.

I am sorry for all the problems we had, the security
here is so tight. And thank you James for all your
help too! The children must be beaming with pleasure!

Would Marshall be able to help us out again and pick
up the next installment? Please let me know.

Good day to you and blessings!

Almost like a new ASEM...

Perhaps I'll tell him the web site is just for interior tracking. US to US, UK to UK etc.

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:44 pm

This could run and run....

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:58 pm

Just a thought, but someone on another thread mentioned WU's new Secure Send which doesn't allow tracking on the internet.....

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:16 am

McFlibbish I know that WU in New Zealand held back a payment because of fears it was going to a terrorist. Perhaps they can tell you that they haven't entered it on their tracking system because they don't know that your Lad is not a terrorist - his name is similar to a well known Al Queda terrorist and they will only pay out with secure ID, and have not posted the money transfer on their internet tracking system yet.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:10 am

Nelson
I did that one on like go # 12 per your suggestion. Very Happy

Which, btw, got a new trophy with a midget and 5 more trips! woo!

Hey, even a rat will not try to eat electrified cheese 18 times...
Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:31 am

Yes but rats are intelligent creatures with a knack for survival.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:07 pm

Seems you were right jez and we're back on schedule: Very Happy

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: There is mistake in the receiver's name
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

As I went to the western union money transfer this morning, I found out
that you did a mistake in the receiver's Name the name is Marshall Chinedu and not marshall chibuzo please correct the name now so that marshall
chinedu will get the money out today from the western union here ok.

God bless you.

Regards.

James.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:13 pm

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 16

just a question (I never dealed with WU): do they need to identify themselves at the WU office??

If yes, how can he find out what the correct name should be. I can imagine that they don't give the names of receipiants to just anybody.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:06 pm

If there is one thing this board has taught me:
It's always the lad's fault! Smile

Quote:

From: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Re: There is mistake in the receiver's name
To: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

James,
I am so angry I could spit nails! You changed the
names so many times I don't know which way is up!

Now I have to go back to the Western Union again?

This is really starting to make me tired.

First it's the terrorist Donald, then it's Marshall,
then it's not Marshall, then its some one else now
it's Marshall again but his name has changed! What
kind of craziness are you trying to do to me?

All I want to do is get a simple money transfer to you
so that the children will get the money.

Hang on, I will call them right now.

Ok I'm back. I called and they said the last name is
changed. You can go back I guess.

By the way, you cannot check international transfers
to certain countries on the internet. They said it has
something to do with security measures. They only
release the info at the western union offices. So go
to the office again.

And this time James, GET IT RIGHT!

Blessings as always!

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:08 pm

I don't think there is any doubt about the 20th trip. The only question now is: Can you make it 30?

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:29 pm

I am in awe.

Eighteen trips to the Western Union office.

More in the offing.

Do they know him by name yet? Mr. Green

Guest

It almost seems cruel until you think that he's only going to the western union office so he can steal some poor innocenmt person's money.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:57 pm

Hey, exercise is good for him!

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:57 pm

Brilliant work McFlibbish, we bow before you oh master of the WU trip bow_down

So number 18 went down and now it looks as though number 19 is a lay down mizzaire. Fantastic.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:43 pm

After 18th trip he lost it...apparently renaming himself to "Mark" Laughing

Quote:

"mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com" wrote:

Dear Father Edwin,

Please tell me the name you used, if it is Marshall chinedu so that I can go with him now and get the money in the western union
office here ok.

Thank you and God bless you.

Regards.

Mark.

Yes yes - sent to that name. etc. now get your ass over there...

So 19th trip, if he couldn't get the money this time - I'd need to see what was going on...

Quote:

From: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Scan the form you fill out
To: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

James,
I went to the Western Union again to see what the
problem is.

They said it might be in the way you are trying to
pick it up.

Please scan the form you fill out at the Western Union
and send it to me.

I will take the form over to the office here and show
them what you are doing to pick it up.

OK? Again, scan in the form you use to pick up the
money and I will take it to the office here so they
can tell me if you are doing it right. Because
frankly, I think you are doing something wrong.

Blessings!

Yes something *did* go wrong on the 19th trip, however, his faith is restored in me...I'm just here to help after all:

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: This is the western union form so correct it now.
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

Thank you for your advice that I should send the western union money
transfer form which I and Marshall Chinedu went to the western union
this
morning and they told us that you make mistake in the informations you
sent
to me that you have to check it out from the western union over their
and
get back to me immediately so that Marshall chinedu will pick the $850
up
here and bellow is the western union form.

God bless you and I hope to hear the good result from you today as soon
as
you correct the problem.

Regards.

James.

Clicky to embiggun:

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:05 pm

Well there's the problem....he has the street but not the street number of the Sender's address. I wonder what that address might be? Rolling Eyes

I'd pay money to sit across the street and watch them try and break in there and dead you.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:39 pm

In honor of the impending 20th trip, Nike has come out with a new shoe just for the lads:

Click to embiggun

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:12 pm

Father isn't a first name! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:39 pm

I love the Nike WU Runner - I really think you should send him that at the end - maybe to commemorate his 21st WU run?

Actually on second thoughts no, he's so stupid he just wouldn't get it. Rolling Eyes

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