I'm going to be a Wife!

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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:29 pm

Excuse my excitement... but I can't contain myself any longer!

I'm going to be married! Yes, I know, we have only known each other, what, a few days (6 days to be exact)? And we've never met in person. Well, and I didn't send him a REAL picture of me exactly... and yes my first & last name wasn't true either. I might have fudged the truth about my age a wee bit. Aside from all that, and the fact he's trying to scam the hell out of me, we're going to be a deleriously happy couple!

And no, this isn't the original man I was planning on baiting with my Island Beauty/Charms/Poetry. Actually that one is taking a turn for the dull side... I've slapped him a few times, and I think I need to slap him again for being an severe ass (surprise there). No, my new gentleman sent me an e-mail "my wife to be" after I asked him what he looked like, and I sent him a picture of "me". My gentleman actually is quite poetic himself, so I may switch my character around slightly and have THIS woman be an Island poet. *Sighs* My multiple personality disorder is getting worse! Wink

So yes, to my fellow 419'ers I had to let you all know this was an exciting moment for me. My first mugu husband!!

Now, if you will please excuse me.. I must go get some tissue. I'm just so damn happy. *Grins*

Gina

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:31 pm

I hope we will all be invited to the wedding, we can all have a massive slapping ceremony

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:32 pm

What?
Your getting married to a Mugu you haven't seen Naked yet??

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:43 pm

Most lads are traditional. They don't believe in exchanging naked pics until AFTER the online wedding. It's a religious thing.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:46 pm

But what if he does'nt measure up to Gina's expectations?
Surely the girl is entitled to know what she is getting for her money?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:59 pm

Yes, Seymour Butts, all of my 419 family is invited. It might prove to be akward... actually I think it would be downright disaterous. Me laughing so hard, while the entire 419 crew slaps the shit out of him. Make for interesting wedding pictures!

Dirteh Sanchez, you have brought up a valid point! Hmm... perhaps I could get him to send me a naked picture or two. Ok, just one. *Shudders* I mean, I have to know what my dear alter ego is getting herself into. What if he... doesn't... uh... measure up to her expectations? (good wording there). I will have to bring this up in the next few e-mails... although I may be pregnant by then at the rate this lad is going.

Solitary Man, I have asked my lad what his religious background is (I need to know what type of wedding ceremony I need to plan!) and if there were any... ah, well, different African Traditions I should be aware of (you just never know, we're crossing cultures here!). He'll get back to me on it I'm sure.

Thank you all for your support. I'm just an emotional wreck today... such happiness... it's too much.

Gina

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:03 pm

Where are you registered? I'd like to send an appropriate gift. Could you use an ANUS laptop?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:09 pm

GinaAngel435 wrote:

Yes, Seymour Butts, all of my 419 family is invited. It might prove to be akward...

priest: If anyone has any objections as to why these to should not be wed, speak now or...
[pause]
priest: Er... alright... could you just form a line please, make this a bit more orderly...

On a serious note (yeah right!), this gives you great opportunities for all sorts of WEIRD SLAPS AND/OR DEMANDS as the big day approachs and you get cold feet!

May you and your scum-sucking-scammer husband be blissfully happy Wink

Guest

Ah yes, Gina, I remember the first Mugu husband.. but I have been baiting for a few weeks now and have several husbands now. But the first is always the most special, so they say.. Smile

You can get naked pics, the question is, do you *want* them.. Smile

My first husband is a very ugly man, but even so I think the naked pics are required, for the total humiliation purposes..

cheers,

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:38 pm

Edward would LOVE a new Anus Laptop! Me, I'd prefer a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. Do they sell goat skin lingerie? (I'm sure my husband- to-be has odd tastes... *coughs*). Thank you, Reprob, for your thoughtfulness.

LOL @ pfiesty!

Quote:

priest: Er... alright... could you just form a line please, make this a bit more orderly...

That is a picture I'd frame! And trust me, I now have some GREAT ideas where this is going. I wonder if I can make him so crazy for me, he'll bark like a dog, in his underwear, while flapping his arms like a chicken? I'll have to see if he has a webcam or digital camera. Razz

*Grins* EgyptKah, yes I agree. I think I may have a few other love interests, however Edward is the first one who has come out and said we'll be together for ever (actually he said YOU ARE MINE, which sounds a bit on the psycho, Sleeping With The Enemy, possessive side, but who knows? It's love!). I can tell you I'm 99.9% positive I do NOT want naked pictures of my betrothed. However, .01% of me does, and that is for humilation purposes only. I'll have to work that angle a bit more.

A huge thanks to everyone for sharing in my excitement. I'd give ya all a group hug if I could! Wink

Gina (And her alternate personality "A")

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:41 pm

He's wrong for you Gina, I tell you, WRONG! puke

Ah what the hell.

Marry him, happy crowd

then divorce him crying

and demand all of his worldly goods. beating

He'll have to learn that nothing is 100% risky free in this world, even marriage. :yikes:

EDIT: (Answering the question below) Of course I'd come - wouldn't miss a slapfest like this for the world! Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:49 pm

LOL Zapmaster... yes, well, I would have at least taught him a lesson. 100 % risk(y) fee only works if you're naive, stupid, or Mugu (or a baiter who is really smart, but just playing one or both of the first two mentioned attributes). Do lad's really LEARN lessons tho?

So I take it you wouldn't come to our wedding? Crying or Very sad

LOL... I wonder if my boyfriend is reading these forums today? (He's getting started in scambaiting too!). If so... I Love You! (You have absolutely nothing to worry about. My lying, deceitful, dishonest ways are reserved for lad's only!) Laughing

Gina

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:52 pm

Gina,

I'm assuming that your particular island has some strange wedding practices as well, which he will of course have to prove that he is ready to comply with 100%.......

Oh, don't forget the pre-nup...I'm sure your "lawyer" can draft one up.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:41 pm

Exactly... afterall, if he is in love with me, he should be willing to do ANYTHING to continue my affection... right? Wink

Hmm... pre-nup. I didn't think of that one... that could definitly be a good avenue to take. I'd just have to think up something good. If anyone has ideas, let me know! Smile

Thanks, Nap. I appreciate the support on this one. "A" is pleased also.

Gina

P.S. I only talk about my personalities... they don't answer me back! (At least, not yet!) Twisted Evil

Guest

You could always schedule an online wedding in YM Chat or something... get one of us to officiate at the Father. Of course, we'd be remiss in our duty to not pull the boy aside in private chat and hear his confession before doing the deed. See what he comes up with, and post for all to enjoy.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:00 pm

At least you have a wide wariety of churches to choose from and a whole plethora of priests, nuns, ministers and other assorted preachers who can carry out the ceremony. May I suggest the skydancing ceremony at my pagan hippy commune? I have a lovely Yurt of Rumpy Pumpy for the nuptials.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 5:06 pm

I take it the Reverend Fanny Leaf will be conducting the Ceremony?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:00 pm

Here's an interesting (to me, anyway) rhetorical question. I've had some success baiting as an attractive young woman, getting the lads off-script (or at least trying to) by preying on their lust. I haven't been proposed to, however. I'm wondering if a man baiting as a female character just can't quite be as convincing as a woman. After all, no matter how hard I try to bring my (vast?) experiences with women over the years into my character, as an "outsider" there's no way I can really understand feminine psychology.

What do you think, Gina? Do you have an advantage over the guys playing these female characters? It sure sounds like you've had better luck than I have! (I'm still drying my tears over the loss of Gideon, who dumped me even after seeing my provocative pictures. Sigh....)

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:18 pm

Christopher, I'm up for a YM Wedding! As long as I could count on some of you guys there with me... and perhaps Reverend Fanny Leaf (I'm copying that from Dirteh Sanchez) will preside over it? You all could be my family & close dear friends. *Grins* That would actually be hilarious & memorable, I would think.

Juan... yes. LOL, plain and simple. We have an emotional quality men don't have (no PM's about me being a hard core feminist now, lol you men know it's true) and they can't "fake" it to make it seem believeable. I guess it also depends on the lad you're baiting. We know what stops to pull (We as in Women)... when, how, and how often! Not saying we're conniving... I'm just saying our emotions, heart, and mind work together almost constantly, in all situations. Oh, am I digging my hole deeper then neccessary? It's hard to explain... lol. I just think posing as a woman, from a man's point of view, would be difficult. Like right now, I'm slapping the hell out of a lad for confessing he'd leave his wife for me, and now he's strictly back to business, ignoring my "love & poetry" for him. Even the e-mails I send him make me sick (whining, conniving, demanding to the core). LOL, I think I'm explaining my explanation!

If anyone else is up for a Yahoo IM wedding... let me know. I'll work it in with my "fiance". I'm sure he'd go for it... after all, I am his future wife!!

Gina

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:43 pm

anyway GinaAngel you can be sure to receive a pretty good wedding present from me: as soon as I get hold of Madam Abacha's 35 million that is, in order to pay for it.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:51 pm

Ohhhhh, Mr. Butts! You'd spend some of your hard earned money on me? Well, if we're talking THAT large of a Wedding gift... I've always wanted a nice little villa in Italy. Perhaps along the ocean if possible. I have family there and would love to be able to vacation there with Edward.

Tears of gratitude are streaming down my face, dear Seymour!

Gina

P.S. I really have to stop laughing out loud while looking at my computer monitor. My friends & co-workers are starting to worry. Wink

Guest

I like the way Jack put it in As Good As It Gets,

Quote:

"I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability"

Works for me.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:48 pm

Gina,

I would love to come to this blessed event but I'm afraid I will be on a flight to Lagos that weekend to tie up some pressing business.

Since your not yet registered, would you think me crass for sending a certified check?

LMK,

-Spiny

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:15 pm

Spiny,

I'm so very sorry you can't make it. Perhaps we can join you and your "business partner/sweetheart/fiance/fiancee" in Lagos shortly afterwards for dinner & drinks at the La Scala. If not, then yes, I'd gladly accept certified check. You can always WU it to me also...

Good luck with your business venture. I'm sure you will have lots of luck & happiness with your new found fortune!

Sincerely,
Gina

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:26 pm

GinaAngel,

if you want a villa in Italy (my aunt lives in one, I'll ask her to vacate it), I will gladly buy it for you. Just send me several thousand euros/dollars/monopoly money for a clearance fee and it's yours, please use western union.