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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:26 am

Banker Lad objected to Cammy's refusal to scan her passport...

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Therefore, if you have any special reason why you need to ask for a weaver from the bank not to adopt already made rules, such reasons must be communicated to this bank with utmost priority for record purposes.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:04 pm

I wish they would quit moving that darn World Trade Center:

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UNITED NATION SECURITY SERVICE EGYPT UNIT,

No 1191 Corniche El Nil, World Trade Center
Boulac, Cairo Egypt.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

My lad suspects something fishy is going on Wink

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What takes you not to be able to send the payment through MG and WU.when account provided to you turn to be not useful to you and your Bank,if not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us,I cant believe what my eyes is seeing in UK

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:27 pm

From my romantic lad.

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Honey i miss you deeply and my heart calls for your love, honey i cant wait to put my strong lommy cork into your tantalizing pushy, ooo so yummy and beautiful pushy you got. you are my life and my heart will always cherish and trust you, honey i want you to travel to a neighbouring city look for a western union money transfer post stand and send the money

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:43 pm

^

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honey i cant wait to put my strong lommy cork into your tantalizing pushy

I shall hopefully use that chat-up line this Saturday night Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:45 pm

You better buy her dinner and several drinks first.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:32 pm

Recovery lad wrote:

i must confess to you that i really Love You and am ready to all it takes to make you my Rainbow.

I'm not sure I'm ready to get the operation needed to be a lad's rainbow...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:29 pm

Big Al wrote:

I wish they would quit moving that darn World Trade Center:

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UNITED NATION SECURITY SERVICE EGYPT UNIT,

No 1191 Corniche El Nil, World Trade Center
Boulac, Cairo Egypt.

Actually, there are many buildings called "World Trade Center." I recall there being a World Trade Center in Dallas TX a few decades back. Yes, there is one in Cairo.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

I'm growing quite fond of Illuminati Dan:

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Your english are very bad try and go back to school, so you can learn how to speak good and correct English ok cause am sick and tired of correcting your spelling all the time cant continue. and for your imformation am rich your greediness made you loss two million dollars cause you have the eye of a thief. fool go back to school. one of the illuminati member just helped out and i gave him 3 million dollars so fuck you cause am save and sound. i dont even need your help. cause there is no way you can help me try and help your self with your dirty fucking bad english. good night mr bad english.

See also, my signature Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:08 am

So many Questions:

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Contact me on this email address: [email protected]

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:19 am

^^^ Broder needs a new keyboard methinks.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:57 pm

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Thanks very much my dear you have made me cry due to your own personal shelfishness.

All I did was Clam up for a couple days! Jeeze!

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:59 pm

Lad wrote:

i pray to God over it and he answered all my Payers.

Answered all his Payers with scam warnings, that is....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 11:18 pm

From a spammed format:

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Craig Hall Avenue Gutting
Johannesburg South Africa

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real estate investment in any other Pat of the world

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FROM: MRS.ANDISWA MUDADA FAMILY.
...
From Mrs Andiswa Madudu & Son Gamba.

The first is a bad spilling chucker, the second probably just a typo, and the third?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 11:33 am

Another Benin Lad going for a quick payment tries to hasten things along.

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we decided to contact you today after getting a letter from MRS LINDA E CALDWELL claiming he is your relative from California, We decided it is best we contact you by your email to ask you if truly you have instructed him being MRS LINDA E CALDWELL to receive your long over due waited contract inheritance payment worth US$4.5 Million, if so then get back to us and let us know so we can go ahead and instruct the UBA bank bank who are in charge of the transfer to go ahead and make the transfer to him as he has agreed to pay the $64 usd transfer bond processing fee.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 11:56 am

My Turkish Lad:

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Below is another account you can wire the money direct, and this time there should no excuses:

Why do I feel an Excuse coming on?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 4:27 pm

I could be in for a noisy rant...

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I DID NOT RECEIVE ANY EMAIL FROM YOU AND BEFORE WE PROCEEDS CALL ME ON MY BELLOW NUMBER FOR MORE DISCUSSION

Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 5:24 pm

I sent Mr. &erson a WU slip with a bloodstain.

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go back to the western union office and complain to them and let them know that the M.T.C.N control Number is stain with red pain

Looks like I caused the lad pain!

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 11:17 am

I think my lad read 1984.

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don’t punish me for another peoples mischief for the fact that such even maybe tools outil nowadays for fraud doesn’t mean that such even don’t exist in reality . please don’t allow such bring double mind or doubt in you for God

I was going to tell them I'd never commit a thought crime but the account went down.
I got this after I asked who Vladimir Biotic was because the lad sent me an e-mail meant for him.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I have an idiot from a textnow.me addy that is writing directly into my gmail. Guess what he asks?

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elena james

3:59 PM (19 minutes ago)

to me
what your email okay

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 10:33 pm

Someone needs to put away the Ganga:

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Hello dearest, how is thing going on over there hope that all is well, plz my love try to hesting up base on the time that bank gave to us and i have rewrite to the bank this for then to give more 7day for the procces the document, and to know how many days that the money you will send to day will arive here so that we will meetup with this 7days more that i pleeded to bank, and s soon as you send the money try to send to me also the payment paper that the bank gave to you so that i will take it to pastor to go and verify to cssh it so that the lawyer will start his own work immediatly,thank foryour assistace on my behalf God will bless you .
yours in love Blessyn.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 11:40 pm

One of my Darlings got out of the camp and wants me to contact her Reverend. I love his E-mail address:

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Now you will need to contact the Rev. father that was broght new inthe camp as at the time i was in Dakar Senegal, his name is Rev Father Samuel martins and her direct Email address: ([email protected])

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:18 am

&erson wrote:

i know that you did not go to ant western union you just forge the western union payment slip by editing.

Mal wrote:

Try the bee western union instead.

(Mal passed my character the lad; we've been keeping in touch from time to time.)

Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 10:58 am

The Customs men in Ghana are truly evil men!

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The Customs Officer were so wicked to the extent they don't even give a beating space

Baiting Guru Joined: 14 Sep 2013 Posts: 2808

I think I saw this particular message somewhere in this thread, but I never thought I'd receive it myself.

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Add me up on massager

Unrelated to the first one, after my fake lad takes the money.

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and who ask you to change the info to this funking name

wat.

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