Femmy the safari boi (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

NV is baiting him with his lovely mistress character.

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Hi nice meeting you by name, single no kid, i lives in Lagos Nigeria in West Africa. Dark skinned, caring, loving, honest and trustworthy. I am interested in you after i gone through your profile, if you dont mind here is my contact >snipped<, thanks.

How do you suggest we ever meet seeing how you live all the way over in Africa? Are you moving to the United States?

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Yes of course i'll move to United States if we agree to marry ourselves, i am ready to marry you if you accept my proposal. Let us talk about love, let us agree first and every other things will follow. So tell me about yourself, what you like and dislike, what kind of man you want for relationship and what you really want in relationship, if there is love, distance, age and religion doesn't have anything to do in a relationship.

I beg to differ, distance is not a good way to start a relationship.

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if there is true love between us, i dont think distance have anything to do with relationship. What most important thing in a relationship is love, caring, honest, transparency and trust. So am very sure we can work it out if we cooperate together.

Well this is most unusual since I was looking for someone local to me. I am willing to give you a chance but I have to say this, if you are looking for a sugar mamma, I am not sending any money.

ETA:

I would have not baited this lad if based only on this particular exchange. Fem's attempts to scam a potential victim with fake photos of a wheelchair bound 'victim' of bad medical care were brought to my attention.

If you are new to baiting and receive exchanges like these on a dating website (where a person uses his real photos and is truthful about his location) drop the bait. It may involve a beggar. We don't bait beggars.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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What does that mean, i am talking about serious relationship, you're talking about sugar mama and sending of money, give me a change i want to marry you, what i need from you is your cooperation, genuine love, honest and transparency.

Well I will give you a chance but what does transparency mean? I am not at all familiar with that word.

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What i mean by transparency is to loyal and honest. Whatever we are goin to do should be clean and genuine. So tell me your real name and all about yourself, and do your really need a man. You can mail me through >snipped<. Waiting to hear from you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Glad to see you have caught him and giving him your own special brand of attention. I agree, he does need more friends.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:26 pm

Totally OT, but love the chick! Or is it a peep?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

It is a chick doing jazz hands or jazz wings

Femmy is stuck on the word transparent.

I wonder why you are asking me to become committed to a relationship since you are so far away from me.

Are there no more pretty ladies in Nigeria?

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Of course there a lot of pretty ladies in Nigeria but i believe in
destine, but i strongly believe that distance, religion, age, trace or
tribes has nothing to do in a relationship. What most important in
relationship is love, caring, honest and transparent, i believe we can
work it out.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

You write real nice, I believe in destine too
Also
I believe in miracles
you sexy thing

Do you want childeren? I can't have them
I'm too old now

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I think there is no problem if you can't have children for me, i dont
need to give you stress ok, but i want you, i want to have you in my
life despite i haven't seen you but i could see that you're a nice and
God fearing a woman, i love you, are read to have a Genuine and
serious relationship with me, please send you pictures ok, love you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I'm so happy to hear that!
I'll send some pictures of me now that I dyed my hair brown
Can you send me your pictures too?

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How are you doing and your kids, hope you all are fine? Your pictures
is nice i so much like it because you looks so gorgeous you aren't old
for me. Can you see that we can embark on a relationship, i am a young
guy you can enjoy me very well. I really need your comments on my
pictures and our relationship ok, miss you so much, love you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

You are very handsome and I must admit, I felt lust after seeing your photo.
I think you could bounce me off your cock and have your way with me.
What does bobo mean? You name your picture handsome bobo.
We have a cartoon character called bobo. He's a clown. Actually he's a t, it's
a religious cartoon.

What is your day like there? It's raining here but not too cold.

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Bobo means boy. In fact i really love you, even am dying for you love,
reasons is you're a woman who doesn't lie, you didn't see me as a
scammer because most of white women believe that most of African guys
are scammer, i believe in love, caring, honest, trustworthy and
transparency. I need a woman in my life so i dont believe in internet
fraud, How can we move forward in our relationship please your
comments is very important.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:22 pm

He does like that word doesn't he?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The Mistress is being short changed. He is chatty as all get out with you. But he is being pouty with me about being ignored and unloved.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

He's a bad lad! To be having the love of the mistress is an emasculation of prematury!

But you aren't a boy at all!
You are a man. A big, strong, handsome man.
You could carry me over your shoulder!
Well I don't know about white women thinking African guys are scammers, most
of the white women I know only date African guys because of their enormous cocks.
Well, I don't know about that since I've never seen an African cock.
You make me feel sexy. Very sexy.
I think we can write and know each other very well.
Would you like that?

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Of course i'm not a boy but i want to here you comment on that i thank
God you've comment of that i'm satisfied. Yes white women are dating
and also married Africans because of our love, caring, sincerity and
enormous cooks, of course i want to put you on my sodder

Such transparent!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

He must have seen he called his cock a cook and sent this:

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Of course i am a man not a boy i just want you to comment on that
since i had heard your comment i'm satisfied. White women are dating
and also getting married to Africans man because of our love, caring,
honest, transparent and most especially our enormous cock, now you had
found African man and his cock i hope you would taking good care of it
very well. Yes of course i would put you on my shoulder to allow our
love to grow smoothly because since I'd seen your pictures your love
is moving me crazy. I totally agreed with you we can write and know
each other very well, i love you so much.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:59 pm

For a second there I thought you had one that was going to keep saying cook for cock while I have one that keeps saying cock for cook! Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:45 pm

I have been baiting the lad, too. He sent me the same pic, but I plan on there being more. Not a ton to share yet, but here are some exchanges.

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Are you agreed to have serious relationship, can we start our
relationship from here.

I am certainly interested. Want to meet for coffee?

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I hope you won't deceive me and you won't lie to me. Tell me about
yourself.

Why would I lie to you? Lie about what?
Would you like to meet for coffee since we are both in Chicago?

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No, I'm not in Chicago, i am in Lagos Nigeria in West Africa.

But your profile says Chicago.

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Yes, but am trying to correct it, so are we still in relationship.

Tell me about yourself and send me some pics.

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I'll send you my pictures but i want you to answer my question before
i send my picture ARE STILL IN RELATIONSHIP please reply.

The women of 9ja must love how they are "courted" and "wooed." Pics are exchanged.

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Oh.. You're sweet, pretty gurl. Are you ready to marry me.

Not until u romance me.

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Now are you ready to marry me?

Not until u romance me. I'm old-fashioned like that. What can u offer me
in marriage?

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Can you marry me? Am offering you love, care, honest, transparent etc.

U have to work on the "honest" part since u said u were in Chicago but
are not. That is not romance, either. Show me u luv me with a love poem.
Tell me about ur body...I'm really curious about that.

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I'd told you that i am from Lagos Nigeria, i lives in Nigeria. Am
romantic, am good on bed as an African guy, i'd big dick i could go
for many rounds.

The failure to provide a love poem will bite him in the ass.

Why do you say it's a big dick. Prove it.

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I could prove if when i and you meet, and when we are ready for the
sex, that is only way i could prove it, you tell me about your body, i
miss you my darling.

Well we will have to meet to get married and I really don't want to wait to get married to have sex. Here is a pic for u to decide about my body.

I sent him some more pics, revealing my character's body a bit more.

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I want you to tell me about yourself, your kids??? and your body besides what are you doing for a living i need to know this because i am giving you my heart and i hope you won't disappoint me.

Oh, you won't be disappointed. Wait...maybe you will.

Here are some questions and my answers. Now it is your turn to answer them.

What were you like when you were a kid? I was very much a tomboy playing wiffle ball in the yard and climbing trees. However, I had a huge collection of Barbies.
When was the first time that you had beer? I was 12 and at a cousin's graduation. Now I prefer Ginger Leechee Vodka
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? Well, I'd buy you a house. I'd buy you furniture for your house, maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman. I'd buy you a K-Car, a nice Reliant automobile. And if I had a billion dollars, I'd buy your love then I'd buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel. Then, I'd buy you an exotic pet, like a llama or an emu.
What would your dream house be like? Full of hidden passages and doorways with a large kitchen and a maid.
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why? I hate plucking my eyebrows, so yeah, those.
Do you dream often? Every night.
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey? Angry monkey.
What last made you laugh? Looking at a chimpanzee at the zoo with his little willy hanging out.
Spontaneity or stability? Spontaneity.
Do you like kids? If they don't bite. I hate biters. Well, not all biters. It depends on where they are nibbling.
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say? This space intentionally left blank.
Which do you prefer giving or receiving? I prefer giving the gift that keeps on giving and prefer receiving face, u know?
What is your favorite word? Fingerbang.
What is your least favorite word? Camel toe. I know it's two words but u could spell it as one and everyone would know what u mean.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Honesty in love.
What turns you off? Anal without lube.
What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
What sound or noise do you love? The sound of rustling leaves on the street at 3 am.
What sound or noise do you hate? The cry of a child in pain.
What is your profession? Adult Actress
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Personal masseuse to Justin Timberlake.
What profession would you not like to do? Butcher
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Surprised? Yeah, me too!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Feminized is going to love this ride! I wonder if he's tall enough to take it?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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What is your favorite word? Fingerbang.

Every lad must learn that phrase! Very happy you will teach him.

You write so good! I am flatterened!
Are you a good lover?

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Yes i am a good lover because i believe in love, we need to be loyal
and faithful. Because bible said YOU SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH AND TRUTH
SHALL SET YOU FREE.

Also transparency, as this is important!
Faithfullness is what is required and I shall give it to you.

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Wao! I'm happy to hear that from you, believe honestly i'm giving you
my heart if you can talk good care of it and you would be proud of
having Nigeria man and his cock, i hope you are ok with that.

You make me happy with your words.
I am glad to be getting to know you well.

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Since i'd seen a woman of my choice i dont have any hidden agenda. Can
you tell me about yourself, kids and your body, besides what are you
doing for a living.

I am single, I work as a CNA for the doctor office.
I don't have kids but i have a niece that lives with me. (Kate the filthy whore)
She's 27 and runs a small business so sometimes I help her with that.
I don't know what else you want to know, I like to be covered up and not dressed like these
young girls who are always showing off their bodies.
My niece does that, it sends men the wrong message, do you agree?

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You spoke well i am happy about that, how old are you, where do you
reside in United States. Like i said i'd give you heart i hope you
won't disappoint me. I need to know you mind before i connect you with
my cousins in Houston Texas.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:12 pm

Imagine that; he's a lazy lad.

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I love to answer you questions all, but i'd a terrible experiences
starting from when i born till today because the situations in my
country is terrible poverty is rampart here so we struggle to feed
ourselves but life isn't so easy here so althrough i'd bad life.

So, to be clear, I asked u to romance me with a love poem and u didn't
send one. Then u wanted to know about me and I answered common dating questions but u refuse to answer them. Where is the honesty u spoke of? What kind of man r u?

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Baby cool down dont be angry i'll romance with love poem, just be patient with me okay.

The questions had nothing to do with being rich or poor. They are "Get to know u" questions. They help us understand each other for when we might marry.

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Am sorry baby please dont be annoy ok, i'll romance we with poem ok, i
love you, do you love me?.

When I get no poem or answers to simple questions?

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I'll romancing with poem tomorrow, i'd headache, but for the fact that
i love you that is the reasons am chating with please trying to
understand okay.

Send the poem and the answers tomorrow if u want me to think about loving u.

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I promise i'll do that for you tomorrow ok.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

No love poem? I'm shocked! I can understand his headache, 2 of my characters have been writing to him. Tomorrow I'll use another with the swedish chef translator ( I found a few more of his profiles )

I am 48 and live in New Jersey. You have cousins in Texas?
That is wonderful! I visited Texas. they have huge rabbits there, you can hunt them and eat them.
They aren't cute bunnies like we have here in New Jersey.

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Yes i'd cousins in Texas, when the situations in Nigeria is hard God
sent someone who helped them to United States. If you show me beyond
reasonable doubt that you love me and promise to marry me i'll link
you with them because i dont want a situation you would disappoint me,
if you disappoint me after link you with them that would be a big
shame for me.

I would not want to shame you.
I would like very much to know all about you.
Do you have nieces or nephews?
Where in the Nigeria are you living?
Is it by the terrorists up north?
Or are you in a safe place?

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Am from southern part of Nigeria but before lives in northern part of
Nigeria looking for daily bread doing business but when i was
terrorized i've to leave because my properties was destroyed our house
was bombed, now lives in Lagos States southern part of Nigeria which
is safe but things haven't not be easy for me.

What do you do there?
Is there work? Do you have family there?

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I am into insulations of electrical appliances as an electrician.

You sound smart, did you go to a college to learn that?

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I'd diploma in Electrical Electronic Engineering, I'd contracts in
Brono-State where i spent a lot of funds to excuted the contract but i
lost it all because of terrorists , BRONO STATE is the strong home of
terrorists Islamic group called 'Boko Haram Group' in the northern
part of Nigeria

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

It's a terrible shame. Why is that group so vicious?
Why do they do what they do?

Well I'm sure with your diploma you will be in high demand for a job.
My diploma means not so good with a job.
I'm not smart but can do small jobs at the clinic.

What are your plans for the future? Do you intend on staying in your country or
to move to Texas with the rabbits?

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There is no Job in Nigeria, if you watched CNN, BBC, Ajazeera news two
weeks ago you can see what happened in Nigeria, can you imagine 75,000
Nigerians youth applied for 2,000 Job during that processing 16 youth
lost their life. Yes i'm ready to work in clinc, i'll like to move to
Texas even any State in United States but isn't easy to move just like
that. You should know that i love, hope you won't disappoint me.

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They are Islamic group terrorizing Nigerian people in the north part
of Nigeria, they are wicked religion group even i lost two my friends
working together, like i said i've intentions to move to Texas or any
state in united states but isn't easy.

How did your cousins get to Texas? Were they terrorized too?
This is so sad!
Well I always thought people in Nigeria were rich because I thought they
had oil there like the Arabs do. And the Arabs are rich.
I didn't know any different.

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My cousins got to united states through my Late uncle who happened to
be their father, he is a citizen of united states before he died two
years ago he married a white woman in Texas, but the woman helped all
of them.

That is very nice of her to help them
How did your uncle become a citizen here?
Did he take the citizen test?
It's kind of hard from what I understand.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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He had an opportunity to traveled to states about 20years ago and he
met a white woman and he married her, after he spent years in states
he became a citizens. And the woman he married in states helped his
childrens he had in Nigeria before he traveled and everybody are
living in states till today even two months ago the help me and sent
me $100 through western union money transfer. Nigeria is rich is an
oil producing country but our leaders are bad corrupt people are
suffering

Why did they use western union transfer? Do you not have banks in Nigeria?
Well I wonder why there is so much oil and no money for the people.
Have you ever left Nigeria to visit any neighboring countries?
Do they speak French in Nigeria?
Sorry for all the questions but I never met a foriegner before.

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Ask me any questions i am ready to answer you, i'd an account here in
Nigeria but they decided to used Western Union money transfer to make
it fast so that i'll not die in hunger. No I've never visit any
country. Nigeria leaders are wicked they used Nigerians money to
enrich themselves.

I have to go offline, my niece Kate is interfering and she told me she wrote you. I'm sorry about that
i have to have a long talk with her right now

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Kate the slut:

How many dating sites are you on currently?
I'm just asking since my aunt seems to think you love her and you are on a few dating sites.
I see you are young and I don't know if you know this but my aunt is old.

Well anyway, hope you don't break her heart.

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Please i dont know you identify yourself.

You are communicating with my aunt Kathy.
I live with her.
I looked over her shoulder and see what is going on.
I think you are too young for her.

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Oh you are Kate's sister, how are you doing nice meeting you, i love
Kate she is a nice woman of my choice, i want to marry her, thank for
mailing me i appreciate.

^No, I'm Kathy's niece...but I won't tell him he screwed up.

Would you not prefer a younger woman?
I don't understand why you would choose her.
What is your intention with her? How could you already know you wish
to marry her when you never met her?
How long have you two been writing? This doesn't make any sense.

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What do you want me to do.

I can think of a few things...

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:54 pm

^^^How about start a revolution to end corruption in Nigeria?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Can the get involved with that?
Of course they can!

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:30 am

^Well Shit Balls what a Great idea!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Are you there.

I'm currently arguing with Kate.
She is being a bitch and I need to put her in her place.
Kids these days! So mouthy.

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You dont need to argue with her she is a kid okay, i'd chosen you as
my wife no going back, please don quarrel with her sorry okay.

and to Kate

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Kate dont quarrel with your anty sorry okay.

back to Kathy

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I've mail Kate apologizing on your behalf okay, please dont be annoy with her.

You are a nice man thanks
She left and went out with her friends

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I quickly go out to buy bread to eat because i am hungry. So our
relationship is in your hand, what can we do now.

Well we would correspond and get to know each other.
Once we see if we are a proper match, we start the engagement
After a year of the engagement we should make plans for marriage.

How do you do the engagement in Nigeria?

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Do we need to engaged for a year before we start our marriage, besides
are you coming to Nigeria for our marriage.

A year engagement is how it is done
I don't know about going to Nigeria, you make Nigeria sound very dangerous but
we can do it that way if you wish

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