The VD thread 2014

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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:01 pm

I've finally found the perfect picture for the Eater ladies. Cuteness and bread all in one.

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:02 pm

^^
STEWARD!!! Shocked

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:05 pm

Disturbing... Shocked

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:48 pm

There is a FULL MOON on the 14th of February 2014.

A lot of wolves will be howling, some at the moon,

but more likely at the scenery,

Of course some will go for a meal,

Others will make their own plans,

Whilst the moon rays will make others look.......

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:54 pm

@Phil - I hope he didn't mind having his eternal sleep disturbed Confused

Touched that you remembered, thank you, I love it Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:52 pm

Hi Fae...quit barking at the moon for the love of mackerel.

Remember this?

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:26 pm

@ Fae

Quote:

I'm on my hind legs barking at the Moon.

Holy cats I'm jealous. I'll have what she's having!
You jest. All you, Corona, and Ima have to is lift a finger and you would have the all the men here rushing to your door! Your just being kind to let the rest of us have a chance.
Oh and don't fall for Ima's poem. Just remember you only spork the ones you love!

@ Irish

Quote:

I thought a picnic lunch, I have a bacon and egg pie just fresh from the oven, will bring some pide bread and dips, wine etc.

ooo you promise such delights. A little food wine and etc by a fireplace. Will you let me cook for you?
Or am I supposed to be playing hard to get? Yes hard to get. Ha, it'll take meat and a big fluffy bath towel.
To my mane man

@Nanny Ogg

Quote:

wander off to play with their tackle on their own.

Well I was going to play with my bobbers.

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:34 am

Thank you for your poem, Ima. I feel somewhat placated. Razz

@JC, ooh, shiny things! Laughing

We know each other too well to engage in frivolous wooage anyway. I consider that to be a good thing as there would be tears before bed and they wouldn't be mine. Wink

The S.S. Fae Of The Sea is coming along nicely for our after-wooage cruise and fishing extravaganza. (Remember Ima, it was not canceled, merely postponed Cool

). Badgie has stocked the bar and wise Fo brought some medical supplies aboard. I am sitting in the captain's chair playing with the engines and looking quite nautical in my yachting cap.

I'll let you know when it's time to board. Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:40 am

:sigh:

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:17 am

@TheFae, you still need to cast off the lines....

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:46 am

Please stay...

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:00 am

@ Capone, no worries. We're still idling.

@JC, what in the heck is that?

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:03 am

With nothing but platonic love in my heart for those sweethearts of Eater_
!. I having lunch with Juan at the In-and-Out. My treat.
2. I Have bought Couger a new diamond collar.
3. I am going pith shopping with JC. I have to be sure it fits properly.
4. I'm first mate for TheFae
5.I sent a gift certificate to Corona-From Fredricks.
6. I've mailed ordered shiny red jackboots for Ima-hope they're the right size.
7. OP-I an sending you heavy machinery of unknow purpose-hope you figure it out.
8. NV, a bouquet of roses and violets are coming your way-you are the biggest romantic of us all.
9. Ginger-psst, I think I have a new vlad.
10. Bastschild-your coat needs brushing and I have the newest teflon variety.
11. Klas-a new wheelie bin. With mag wheels.
12. GTmama-I'll take you for a drive in my new (old) GT.

Have I forgotten anyone?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@The Fae: Placated? After all of the hours I spent writing that poem, all I get is "placated"? Razz

@Capone: I'm sure they'll fit like a <strike>glove</strike> boot. Thank you!

@Juan:
Merci beaucoup, mon cher. I love the personalized touch. Here's something for you. Be careful, it's my heart

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:02 pm

For Ima. :sigh:

(Everyone else keeeeepp oooofff OOOOOOOOOO)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:14 am

Fae wrote:

@JC, what in the heck is that?

Je parle de l'amour de la lanuage m'dear...

I tell ya!

(Now where the blazes did she go?)

ETA: Capone...where exactly DO we go for a pith?

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:50 am

So Oddly Enough a special Gal in my life (not the Missus) really really wants to go Fishing for Valentine's Day and I pulled a few strings and have made this a reality. You see I have access to a Lake that most cannot get to and I have the Minnows and I have the Tool of Love (Implement De L'Amour):

Hope the Missus feels like cooking for twenty.

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:35 am

Corona, remember when we used to...

(Mic test...123, 123. Is this thing on?)

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:00 am

@OP, tell me more. I'm listening.
ETA: I hope it goes well.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

Capone wrote:

With nothing but platonic love in my heart for those sweethearts of Eater
Have I forgotten anyone?

Irish?

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:03 am

^^ I'm miffed Crying or Very sad

For my Valentine if she'll have me, I'm all dressed up and ready to go Basts Child

Oh and I've made some dill pickles to go with the bagels

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:20 am

I'm sorry, Irish

I've made reservations for a Julia Child's Memorial Cooking Class-we can go together and fall in love with cream and butter.

ETA-sub-machine guns and chocolate covered strawberries are the way to my heart.

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:20 pm

Edited for double dreaded do8uble post for my double love for Bo.

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:20 pm

Late to the race I am,
so sad, for she must be taken,
The wonderful baiting lady of all,
and, if so, I am shaken.

For nothing compares to her,
no one, not one at all,
and I missed this thread in its entirety,
and arrive late to the ball.

Now people are wooing with pickles and things,
and sophmoric stuff, like that,
jokes with amusing photos loaded,
but thats not where I am at.

She s a baiter beyond compare,
The one that I want, the one that has taken my heart,
Her characters rich in detail,
Her photochop skills are all state of the art,

I could try to get Hector to send her a card,
and he would probably try to comply,
but lady turd that he is, so slow,
perhaps a full week would go by.

And that would not do, no not at all,
to show the depth of my love,
To have Turd Boi mess it up,
Then clue bat, the cliff and the shove.

So words I will string in sophmoric verse,
in my attempt to show,
the depths of my feelings, of course,
to my wonderful, wonderful Bo.

Now Bohigal has suitors, I am sure,
That she hast to beat back with a stick,
and here I am late to the show, slow,
and I better start wooing real quick!

Bohigal, woman of the most wonderful nature,
so fine!
I can only hope, yay, beg and plead,
that this year you might be mine!

So ignore all those other marvelous men,
who to woo you might be tempted,
For you must know that my love for you,
makes their love gone because yours is preempted.

Bohigal, from the depth of my baiting heart,
I wish you the most wonderful Eater Valentine,
With a deep and abiding love and respect,
I remain, as ever, your adoring Doc

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:15 pm

I'll leave this here of those of you who are unlucky in your wooing Juan.

At least you'll all get a snog tomorrow