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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:19 pm |
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| Where are all those enticing Eater Ladies who come to denigrate our male entreaties? |
Shoveling snow to clear a path for the delivery of my new log splitter. hint hint
Fridge is stocked with Killians Red, imported beer, wine coolers, fruit and cheese. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:11 pm |
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| when one gets to be your age, it is understandable. |
I didn't get to this age by rushing at it  I took my time 
Hi Merry, Corona, Asena, Basts Child, Ima |
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:46 pm |
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@Irish: Glad to see you're in the spirit of wooing! There seems to be a bit of a snag with the calendars this year . . . I hope you don't mind waiting for your copy.
@Juan: I love and remember both the avatar and the valentine picture. Thank you, my dear. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:54 pm |
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For my lovely Ima:
:sigh: |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:02 pm |
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@ Irish How can a woman resist a man with such good taste in pictures and cologne? Bestill my heart!
Are all you in on this log splitting conspiracy? Why I've been been chopping them by hand all these years. 
@JC I'll stick up for your feet. After all I only passed out for a minute or two. And the SOOI tattoo was very tastefully done.
@ Fae Is there any actual fishing on this trip? If not I'll bring some snacks.
@ Joker rumor has it you look cute in the nurses costume!
@OP Ok I'll bite the bullet here. Just how does the foam spray help in the wooing?? Not criticizing just oh so curious...I think. |
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x 15  
for my Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child! |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:10 pm |
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| Why I've been been chopping them by hand all these years. |
When you live so far up the valley that it takes dawn light 4 hours to reach here, being self sufficient wins my heart everytime
Any special cat treats you would like BC?
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:31 am |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:32 am |
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^Irish..I think you have forum blow out with your cat fetish my friend.
Nevertheless...it is you and I (and that Juancomelately) who are holding up the men's side of the VD thread.
Truce my friend? It is unseemly for this back and forth when the ladies are present.
We will, of course, continue Feb. 15th.
But I cannot continue with all of these beautiful women of Eater here...BC, MW, MySweetheart, Ima, GTmama, Fae and NannyOgg (left for the fishing
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Ima..my copy of the calendar is still coming on time, right?
ETA: OOOO Corona.. |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:41 am |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:45 am |
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^**swoon** |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:14 am |
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Corona................................
There's a reason you're Eater's sweetheart, but I hate sharing. |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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weaselhunter
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jan 2014
Posts: 295
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:40 pm |
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A lurve poem to the Eater Girls....
YOU NO COME COLLECT
GUY U BE BIG FOOL
HOT MUMU LIKE YOU
U BE MINES VALENTINE
OOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:00 am |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:23 am |
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I am heart broken! I thought it was the Laddies of Eater calendar not Ladies. I ordered one for each room too. Darn it .....Oh well,
Irish meet me here? Ah you're all the treat I need!
I have so many blow out comments itching to be said but I'm being good
JC enjoy the guitar!
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x9 x2 X24 X138 x3 x2 x2 x4 X2 X3 x5 x11 x2 X4 X12 x10 x3 x2 2 Antigua flag needed
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for my Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child! |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:03 am |
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^Nice guitar..  |
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:24 am |
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Let damn fishing for another day ...
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:34 am |
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My dearest firefly,
Your presence here has not gone missed on this end as your presence is sweeter than an ice planet. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet that I do wish to court such a brown coat rebel as yourself. Your rebellious spirit twixes my nethers and our lively conversations always tune up my engines. I find my time with you to be more precious than my callahan full-bore auto-lock, and you know how I do love my weaponry. You are one shiny gal and the leaf on the wind whisping through my mind.
Firefly my love, I would be honored if you would be my Harley Quinn and companion this valentines day. Let us leave the Alliance scum behind while we abscond to a romantic dinner of fresh ingredients from the abbey (and maybe some yellow tail from the fishing trip), then a movie, then to my private yacht... and if you're very, very lucky, we'll do it in that order.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:26 pm |
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| For my lovely Ima: |
Thank you! But . . . who is this other woman in the picture?!? Tell her to KEEEEEEP OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF my fry guy.
@JustCold: Seems there will be a delay with your calendar too! I don't know how this keeps happening.  |
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:49 pm |
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Mr. J , I better watch my circuits. One look at your message and my CPU sizzled out of control. My hard drive rebelled. Your message got through my firewall and made my cooler spin. Want to know details about your hardware, to check if our systems are compatible. Hope you dont have a 3" floppy.
Waiting to see if you are bad enough for me...
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:15 pm |
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Hi Fire!! Great to see you here!!!
@Joker, turnabout is fair play. 
@Ima, with regard to calendar delivery, I probably broke the courier service. My bad! 
The fishing trip has been postponed and will be the Wooage AfterParty. I still have dibs on the state room!
I helped Irish with timing his oven yesterday. Does that count as wooage? |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:39 pm |
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The mind boggles. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:17 pm |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:00 pm |
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Mmmmm fresh bread out the oven....the food of love. |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:10 pm |
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Someones got a bun in the oven 
I didn't think any of you had made it past the wooing stage yet. |
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"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:44 pm |
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My sincerest thanks to The Fae for being my oven timer. Bread turned out perfectly, kibbled wheat/rye/sunflower seeds/flax seeds, whole meal and plain flour, malt extract and olive oil
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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