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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:15 pm |
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Happy VD all!
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:37 pm |
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My prospective Valentine
Ignore JC, he uses Brut and thinks non-alcoholic cocktails are sophisticated  And I wouldn't go near his feet either  |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
  <-- Because you have earned them.     x8  a few x 13 |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:48 pm |
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Joker, that's the freakiest valentine I've seen recently. Shudder.... |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116      
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
    
x4
 Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
 Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
 -Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:40 pm |
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I'm late to the game this year, but it looks like the wooing hasn't really started yet. *ahem* |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:51 am |
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There was no point in wooing until you finally made your appearance, my dear.
I have updated my avatar to express my Valentine desire.
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:39 am |
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When you are near
My lips become dumb
My thoughts are wisps in an
unseen spring storm
Think you that I
be distant?
Nay
fair lady
The tremble
in my hand
translates the passion
my heart yearns
to
speak.
(bc..how could I be mad at you? Irish...^you are going to have to step up your game 'ol son!) |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:40 am |
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Joker, you always know the way to my heart. ♥
I love men wearing lipstick.  |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:43 am |
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I'm dressed up like a nurse right now Fae. Raaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrr.  |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:05 am |
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| but it looks like the wooing hasn't really started yet |
Still sorting out the competition and jostling for position Ima
Now you're here it will increase in torrid verse, chocolates, roses and promises no one intends to keep
BTW, my 2014 Women of Eater Calendar hasn't arrived yet, is there a problem with the printers again?
@ JC Lift my game? Wait till Basts Child sniffs my Original Old Spice Aftershave, your Brut and a fruit drink with a straw will be long gone |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:14 am |
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Yeah, OK, half-hearted wooage. I'm going fishing...
Come along Joker, don't get your nurse dress wet. Irish, you in? |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:04 am |
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The calendars have been printed and are ready for dispatch, some of the pictures are really 
There's a trunk load here for the asking.
Now, to save the eater ladies from embarrassment if they fall into the wrong hands I have dyed all the calendars.
Don't worry!
For a small fee I can supply the chemicals to wash wash them clean again. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:27 pm |
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Yeah, OK, half-hearted wooage. I'm going fishing...
Come along Joker, don't get your nurse dress wet. Irish, you in? |
Nope. No fishing trip. Get to wooing. |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:39 pm |
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@TheFae-I've got my waders all ready and the keg. Oh wait, I probably would have needed those anyway. |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:50 pm |
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| Get to wooing. |
That appears to be an official Eater order, so
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Although I really don't get women - not sure I'd like to be referred to as wet and windy. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:45 pm |
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Okay no Fishing but the Love Nest awaits:
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:09 pm |
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Just saying "hi" BC
Just keep in mind that JC thinks "sophisticated" means having matching socks
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_________________
SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:17 am |
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Nope. No fishing trip. Get to wooing. |
Oops. Perhaps the VD fishing trip thread should be renamed "The VD After Party Cruise In Celebration of Excellent Wooage" instead? Joker and I will move the date ahead. There, unconflicted wooing!
@OP, I dunno, I think that, er, 'love shack' might be a bit cold for Joker in his nurse dress.  |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:27 am |
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^Nah. There is a Wood stove in that Sucker and an inch of Spray Foam Insulation. Clothing becomes an undesirable option in a few short minutes....
Woo Woo!!! |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:33 am |
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Oscar, what's up with all the heavy equipment? That's not romantic! |
_________________
X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:40 am |
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^Indeed. I would expect a sled pulled by cute doggies.  |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:55 am |
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Jeeze what a Tough Crowd. Oh Well I can Provide eh?
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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GTmama
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Sep 2013
Posts: 1964
Location: Moving benches, staring at statues...
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:21 am |
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Awww... Much better! And Teddy agrees. |
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X 68 X 6
- Pig$: Enugu to Lagos with Oscarpiles
- Pig$
What a fuckkkkkkkkkk - Pig$
I just lost some gadamn fucking hope. - Pig$
Shit ball am getting angry gradually - Pig$
Been killed is better for me noow, I ve got nothing to lose - Pig$
Every has two eyes but by being there for each other we can have four eyes each. - Mary Mary
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Keep The Party Rockin'!
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:40 am |
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My Valentine will understand:
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_________________
"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:16 am |
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Where are all those enticing Eater Ladies who come to denigrate our male entreaties?
The Fae (is that old fish bait I smell), Basts Child (be still my beating heart), Nanny (Scrumptious Highland Haggis) Ima (ever delectable) GT Mama (Hot Rod heaven)
Is this all?
I am wondering where all the on screen Lotharios are? Juan at least is making an effort, even if his dinner date involves a take out from In and Out, Oscar is prepared to battle snow, ice and bad photo shop skills,
JC, that uber cool suburbanite with his matching socks and crease free underwear, sheer sophistication himself, is writing an updated version of Ginsbergs Howl
Me? I'm just waiting for Basts Child to reappear |
_________________
SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:23 pm |
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^errr...you left out Eater's (my) sweetheart!
That is Ok....when one gets to be your age, it is understandable. |
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* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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