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Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:44 am

I do love his increasingly miserable emails. I just wish we could find some of his victims from back in the day when he was a successful scammer.

Baba wrote:

Dear Mr Moishe,
Oh my. Goodness gracious me. I am very understanding of your sufferments and tormentationings. It sounds very very terrible terrible.
I am letting you know that the boat shall be in harbor by the 31st. We will in all ways most definitely without a doubt or any other delay need the video by the 27th.
Please work most diligently to get this done.
Blessed be,

Baba

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Jan 2014 Posts: 32

dr stephen williams wrote:

Turd Boi, to Bernie, wrote:

Hello boss,
I wish you a safe journey,please be careful,do not trust anyone.[/size]

A freudian slip, nah. Doc (Bernie) - he is a liar, he fears you and loves you too;) Except when you want to make him your wife he shies away like going to Mogadishu, meditation, more meditation oooohm, ... no sosa ooooohm

me frend doc nohur ma, ne a don a no

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:02 pm

Ramdi wrote:

Dearest Mr. Moishe,

It appears that Mr. H is on rampage. He was very most condescending and rude to me today. He threw his cold coffee in my face and told me to remember who I am not to have dreams of being better than I am. I am most very tiring of this. I bite my tongue and say nothing, but I would like to run a knife through his big soft belly.

Do, you have not find any sweet little Kenyan girlfriend? I worry that someone will sweep you up and take you from me.

My poor sister, she did so love the idea of marrying you. You cannot understand what that means to us, this freedom you have. Yes, you are apparently sitting in some festering slum, without sufficient food and with a gnawing hunger, this is most manifestly true. But, you have freedom! You can walk to the market, even if you have no money to buy things, or you can come to Goa when you get met, or go anywhere you might like. I understand that you have traveled most very far with your Temple. Yes, I have nice clothes, and I sleep in a very big bed with silk sheets and eat anything I want, but I am not free! I go where I am told to go. I work when I am told to work. In my Temple it is proscribed who it is I am to marry! All this food and comfortable housing and nice clothes mean nothing. You are much better off than I am, of this I can assuring you!

I must run. Please write me.

May Shiva rain golden showers on you,

Ramdi

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:06 pm

Turd wrote:

Dearest Baba,
Sir,I am trying my best.
Moishe

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:24 pm

Turd, to Ramdi, wrote:

Dearest Ramdi,
Don't worry about someone taking you away from me.I know what I want.I have self control,descpline that is why I am still alive.I have plans for you.nothing will change that plan.so take it cool and be concetrated,be careful,act your film proffesionally and braintically,you know what you want,you know freedom is near.keep it cool and follow up on the film.
Do you think h suspect something? Or he just acted illbehaviour by throwing you that coffe? Did you made that coffee?what lead to that arguement? What happened before and after he threw you that coffee?
Moishe

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:42 pm

Ramdi wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I only worry. You cannot understand what it is to be in my caste. It would so be most very unfortunate if I was to find myself losing you to a Kenyan woman.

I made the coffee. He was very quiet and seemed to be angry. But he is always seeming to be angry. Then, he got up. He left the office for about 10 minutes. then he came back and he starting to harangue me, to abuse me verbally in a very very atrocious and abominable way. I did not respond as I did not want to endure a beating. He told me repeatedly that I am merely a low caste woman, only suitable to clean rooms and provide sexual services. He said he would do me the favor of force his manhood into my rectum and hurt my anus. I remain most very quiet. He became further agitated. He then pick up his coffee and throw it in my face, laughed and told me I would never amount to anything but to be a glorified char lady.

Then he left. Up to this very moment he has yet to come back. Most peculiar. Z

I wonder what he is thinking. DO you think he knows about you and me being promised for the betrothment? He seemed very very angry.

May Shive bless you with golden showers,

Ramdi

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:39 pm

Turd wrote:

Dearest Ramdi,
I have no idea what is may be thinking.You just need to be quiet,cool and calm,don't cause any situation that may lead you into problem with him,just bear things uptil your time for freedom arrives.
Don't make him to suspect the plan orelse he may fuck it up.
Be careful and be sensible and be smart,your woes will be over soon.
Moishe

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:20 pm

Reinforcing the grand illusion.

Hard wrote:

Little Moishe: Today is life being good! Had most satisfying interaction with a low-caste employee! Most excellent when they are knowing their place! Must you share these with me when arriving to claim your inherits! Also share this Malaysian breakfast! Roti! Nasi! Anchovy sambal! Spam! Eggs! Spam! As the corrupt Westerners say, it is for dying! D

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:15 pm

Baba wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,
I am having most terrible issues with the stress right now. I am hoping to be heard from you. The boat will be in port very very very soon. I must have that to make arranementings in regards to your leaving Kenya.
Please work your most best to get those to me in a timely fashion.
Blessed be,

Baba

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:00 am

Bernie wrote:

Hey, thanks. I really appreciate your kind and even demeanor. Seriously. You have something special going on. You are a unique fucking snowflake.

I have to bring you here when you get your shit together. This fucking place is awesome. The fucking food? Its like Ethiopian, bt fucking better! And, they have this little place, its a fucking "bistro", with the fucking tastiest fucking pastries. The coffee is fucking awesome, too. I could just fucking eat my way across the city.

I will be back in Somalia in a few days Try to get yourself to Mogadishu on Tuesday, so we can hook up.

Hugs and kisses, my sweet man child.

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:22 pm

A pile of video has arrived. Forwarding all to Bo "Hardik".

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:36 pm

Oooooooooo. Nsfw, I imagine.

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:37 pm

Some ick factor, yes.

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:42 pm

Quote:

Forwarding all to Bo "Hardik".

Thanks for the warning. I will not eat for days. Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:55 pm

Was he supposed to get the boat today?

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:03 pm

***Edited to just tell Bo and Juan that they are doing amazing baiting. This thread has become a regular morning tradition for me with breakfast and I can't wait to hear about Hector's daily misery. Keep up the good work!

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:52 pm

Doc Williams and bo. I only wish I could take some credit. Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:02 am

One of the videos, #7, that would be perfect for Shorty. He says Shorty's name, over and over and over, while, um "self milking" onto plastic.

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:46 am

So, will there be a sig icon for this, er, trophy? Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Congrats, yet again lol, DSW Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:23 am

I hope so. I feel like a porn producer right now. I have a pile of footage of him, naked, milking himself, twice, repeating the name of another scammer while ejaculating. This will be useful when he eventually ends up home.

And yesterday he finished 9 months on safari.

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:48 am

Nine months!!! That is truly epic, Doc! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:41 am

This IS an epic-although I never want to see that footage.

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 229

How about sharing the footage while removing the juicy (lower) parts of the movie - should be an easy cutting job. I think we'd all be interested in what kind of environment Hector is living and how he looks like (skin and bones or well-fed) after so many months of safari Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

turd is already done with easy cutting jobs Wink