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Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:22 pm

This is Turd Bois new thread, as he has been homeless for much of the last 4 years

The last thread is here

Turd Boi has been baited for most of the last 5 years. I have been baiting him for 4 1/2 years as of this posting. Originally baited by Slap Happy and Just Jane, he was placed into a series of cascading events in the Simba Safari thread, where he travelled many, many miles. He has been baited very hard, starting with Just Jane and Slap Happy, with the Lovely Jill, and then baited by Jade Falcon and Inspector Gadget, along with myself and Bohigal. Bohigal and I have had him the longest and been responsible for his very, very long safaris, both in terms of time and in terms of miles.

In his time he has given finger prints, "ear prints" and "nose prints" and "anus prints", sent numerous security photos, been tattooed three times, and sent very compromising photographs, and a video of himself masturbating, which will be used to make his life miserable when he ends up home.

Turd Boi was induced to head to a variety of places in his Grand Tour,
Turd Boi, before heading to South Africa, where he is stranded now, describes his journeys succinctly for us when he wrote:
In case you do forget things easily, let be bring your mind back to memory lane, it may be ease for anyome to forget the ordeal ,but I can not forget at all.
What do you mean by a LAZY ASS and a FOOL? Let me explain to you.
Do you call a man who left Ghana to Monrovia back back to Ghana, to Dakar,Senegal to koalack, to ambouli border to banjui<Gambia- back to koalack to darak to kayes, Mali to Bamako back to seku- to Gao then to Niamey,Niger – dosou- to maradi to winder to difa, went through desert without water and food for days to Mao,tchad- to njamela back to Abeche, to Adre. Back to njamela ..then cross the kuseri sea to cameroon through busy to Maiduguri.
All this while, there about 50 ninja men, the koala,and then several Interpol police running after me for years.back to Ghana back to Cairo to assuit to luxor to edna to aswan back to read sea bact to jail, then back to here. Do you call this man small boy?

After that, he fell in love with Gretchen, who was to meet him in South Africa, and migrated up to Kenya, where he sits, now, in love with Ramdi. Most of the people in the bait have died, but Turd Boi soldiers on.

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:43 pm

Turd Boi, to Ramdi wrote:

Dearest Ramdi,
I was busy tring to do the Video.
I have no girfriend here. it is tough to survive here,you have no idea how hard it is.
Are you indian now?
I miss you so much.how have you been?
Moishe

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:01 pm

Tattooed 3 times, Doc. Wink

You're selling yourself short. Arm, chest, and full back. Epic!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:10 pm

Zowie.

I'm a huge fan of tat baits and safaris, so this one brings a small tear of joy to my eye.

Does this guy even try scamming any longer? It sounds like he is so invested in the fantasy world of the bait(s) that it has become his life. What was his original scam anyway?

Also, links to his tats would be much appreciated. [Edit: Nevermind. Simply looked at the previous thread. Holy friggin cow!]

Finally: it is a general rule of baiting never to burn a lad--but given his amazing journey, the tatoos and his years wasted thanks to his scamming, would he be a good candidate to provide a reveal? Suppose after all of whatever it is you get him to do next, the veil would be lifted and he could clearly see what his attempts to steal from innocents has bought him? Frankly, I'd love to get that on film. I'd pay (but not via WU) to see it.

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:04 pm

Turd Boi has been on the hook for so long that keeping him on the hook is not taking much energy. He is in a holding pattern, right now, but eventualy that will give in and he will travel, again.

So, yes, burns are bad, but I can see telling him one day what his three tattoos mean, and how badly he has been screwed over. I think that is many years away, though!

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:57 pm

By the way, I had the misfortune to view his latest biometric video. He followed instructions mostly, and it is so completely vomitorious that I couldn't even watch the whole thing. DSW you have this guy so whipped. I have no doubt he's going to end up far overseas somehow.

^^^ wrote:

Turd Bo

Hey!

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:14 am

DSW/Bo, just a couple of questions about the video since you two have seen it:

1) If you were a certain vertically challenged scammer and you received that video would you be able to hear your name clearly during the "happy ending" so to speak?

2) How long does it take him to do the deed?

3) Where was the video filmed and does the video give any indication as to his living conditions/where he is staying?

4) Did he shoot the video himself or does it look like a third party filmed it for him?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:19 am

^^Um yuck. But yeah, I'm asking too. Suddenly the private hotel room and and and...

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

Quote:

1) If you were a certain vertically challenged scammer and you received that video would you be able to hear your name clearly during the "happy ending" so to speak?

is there anything, that the vertically challenged lad would actually watch it till the end? honestly, I'd turn it off in the second I realize what will happen.

for exampe: how about telling turd, that he has to show a piece of paper with a 10 digit code. of course, it's just a code that everyone knows that it is the right video, but the vertically challenged might see something else in 10 digits Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:39 pm

^^^

I would cut the beginning and use just the important moment. Put some sort of rolling caption first to make him curious and lower his awareness, then - 5 seconds of pure "yuck", too short to reach for the stop button.

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:01 pm

Ramdi wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I am doing most very excellently in all things except for my longing
for you. I am most very anticipating being with you. It is funny to me
that a man such as yourself will chose someone in my caste. I know you
are much more open about these things in your esteemed temple, with no
defined social strata to categorize, label and subjegate people, and I
applaud that egalitarianism!

Please describe to me how hard is your life. I want to know. I want to feel your
pain, sadness, your loneliness, your hunger and discomforts. And, please, tell
me a little about your family. Not too much, but something. I know so
little about you!

I have news about your funds in the Buddhist Temple, but I need to
tell you in person. It is most very good news of an excellent nature!

May Shiva bless you with golden showers,

Ramdi

1) If you were a certain vertically challenged scammer and you received that video would you be able to hear your name clearly during the "happy ending" so to speak?

Yes. The next one will have that name repeated over and over.

2) How long does it take him to do the deed?

He is there for the money shot. All in all about 40 seconds.

3) Where was the video filmed and does the video give any indication as to his living conditions/where he is staying?

No.

4) Did he shoot the video himself or does it look like a third party filmed it for him?

Selfie doing a selfie. Hand held. Moment of "money shot" slightly blurry.

If/when this gets sent to the short one, then there will be enough of a back story to mak him watch the whole thing.

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:17 pm

^^^That's great news! Whatever happens with the next video, with him saying the particular name multiple times, tell him it is unacceptable and that he must do it again and this time to have someone film it so that it will be acceptable. It would be worth it for the simple fact that even if he couldn't pull it off he would have to go around asking people to film him doing that with a straight face or even better, to pay them for the privilege. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:56 pm

Turd wrote:

My Dearest loving princess Ramdi,
You find it funny to you for me to choose you despite your low caste.
Well,this is to honour the memory of beloved Ramitsh as well as to appreciate your parents.
I have make up my mind and decided to have you as my wife,I don't care what anyone say or feel about that.
I don't care if my temple say about that.
True love is a matter of heart, no cates ,race or position in society.
To me God create everyone and gave all human breath of life.God does not discriminate or racial.
in my experince in life,I have passed through a lot in life and I have come to realise the true meaning and purpose of life.
Regading my family,dad passed year back.Mom still alive.you will get to meet sometime.she is a good woman,she will accept you as hers.

As per,Buddish temple,what is the updates,please don't keep me waiting,I don't like suspense,I am excited to hear that news,kindly give me some gist about it.
I think you should try and imagine how hard it is a place you have no contact,you speak not ther language,you had practically no fund on you to arrange shelter,feeding. e.t.c. I pray you will not want to be in that kind of situation.
I await to hear from you.
Moishe

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:10 pm

he'll go for anything, the slag. Just as long as he can get into a temple somewhere and be endowed with money.

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:32 pm

Quote:

practically no fund on you to arrange shelter,feeding. e.t.c.

Well, the lack of funding that he's been whining about for months now sure seems to be adequate to cover living and travel expenses. When will his magic wallet finally empty??

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:48 pm

^^^I think he just emptied his coin purse on camera Shocked

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:04 pm

Turd Boi wrote:

In case you do forget things easily, let be bring your mind back to memory lane, it may be ease for anyome to forget the ordeal ,but I can not forget at all.
What do you mean by a LAZY ASS and a FOOL? Let me explain to you.
Do you call a man who left Ghana to Monrovia back back to Ghana, to Dakar,Senegal to koalack, to ambouli border to banjui<Gambia- back to koalack to darak to kayes, Mali to Bamako back to seku- to Gao then to Niamey,Niger – dosou- to maradi to winder to difa, went through desert without water and food for days to Mao,tchad- to njamela back to Abeche, to Adre. Back to njamela ..then cross the kuseri sea to cameroon through busy to Maiduguri.
All this while, there about 50 ninja men, the koala,and then several Interpol police running after me for years.back to Ghana back to Cairo to assuit to luxor to edna to aswan back to read sea bact to jail, then back to here. Do you call this man small boy?

I strongly recommend everybody, as I do from time to time, examine the maps displayed on the first post of the previous thread, just to see the scale of his impressive journey.
This safari story has covered more miles than my car. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:37 pm

He must keep a travel journal. I was about half of his dead friends and I can't remember where we've sent him.

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:58 pm

It probably matters more to him. His entire life is resting on the results of this journey. Oh dear...

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:25 pm

I have his journeys etched in my brain. He has been so many places. Now, of he can hurry up and get to either India or to Somalia, then life will be so much better for him.

Baba, waiting for money shot #2, wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,
I am wait for you to send the video you have made for the biometrics. Everything is waiting for this. We need only to receive the video and then have you mail the DNA sample.
What time frame are we looking at? We need to see all of the moment of release. And the biometric word "peter" must be repeated from begiining to end to ensure a good reading.
I await your compliance.
And our friend tells me you sended her a most very beautiful and kind email, full of love and happiness! She is very much in loving with your esteemed self.
Blessed be,

Baba

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:50 am

Quote:

Now, of he can hurry up and get to either India or to Somalia, then life will be so much better for him.

click

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:39 am

Maybe the Turd will write a travel journal, self-publish and make enough to restuff the magic wallet. But that would involve honest work, so probably not.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

maybe he likes to write a film script about his journeys.

I know a few filmmakers who might like that idea. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:26 pm

He was supposed to be writing a book for the Temple kids, that still hasn't turned up yet.

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:17 am

Ramdi wrote:

Dearest Mr. Moishe,

I am so happy to be writing with you! It is all so exciting!

Okay, sorry for keep you in suspense. I found out who opened the accounts! Nobody knows about it! The accounts were opened by Dr. Ravi! Nobody knows about it in my Temple or in yours! Its totally secret! So, it totals about $27,000,000.00 or more or lessinings about that amount. The funds are mostly United States Dollars accounts, but some of it is in Euros. It is gaining interest at a mere %02 per year, but that is $600,000 a year in interest, and that is about $1643.83 a day in aggregate interest, or $68.49 an hour in income! This is a huge amount of money! And there may be more! Its all so convoluted. Dr. Ravi was a genious, you know, very most quite brightly, oh yes! Nobody knows about it! It is truly amazing!

So, you must not tell anyone. I have not breath a word of this to anybody!

And, I thought about it, and you are right. You are in a terrible terrible situation, most unjust, in bad place amongst poverty and hopelessness. I wept bitter tears to think of it. A pity you did not get to Mombasa in time to catch the boat! You would be here!

So, you must write our friend and send him last biometric. Everything is wait for you! My sister would be so very most happy if she were alive.

May Shiva bless you in golden showers!

Ramdi