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Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:26 pm

Lad math:

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Order Fee: $1836.08
Agent fee: $875
Transfer Fee with compensation Fees: $100
Total: $1395

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:20 am

^Dang that's a Steal at Twice the Price!

Speaking of Vincent Price:

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beckley: help me
ok
try and get the money sent to me
i shall send an info to you
help meeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTGSKNjrp4

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:49 pm

Inga-Britt Ahlenius gives a lot to savour in her opening email...

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How are you doing today? I trust God all is going well with you. I will advise you read my email carefully and then get back to me.
You see my dear; Your file here was given to me the very first day I came to Nigeria along with two other files which I am also working on now and from your file which I have in my office here, It says that you have really spent a lot of money to the hands of the scammers here and there in UK all in the name of getting your funds paid to you but until today you still do not have anything to show for it.
It will interest you to know that you are a human and do not need anything that will make you regret your life and to get yourself out of that, you must size from contacting all those Imposters/scammers/hackers who only want your money for their own selfish interest.
Like I told you in first email letter, Your payment file here says more than US$4.5million but the UN boss who is an Asian brother says that a part payment of that amount should be paid to you first in this
quarter before I leave back to my country and in the next quarter, the rest can be paid due to the present economic meltdown all over the world.
You and I already know that we do not know each other physically but may in the future due to the nature of my job hence I travel all over the world a lot.
I am a lady and a canadian citizen and not Africans that are known for the scam that are going on all over the world now. It is very true that the scam activities are going on all over the world now but please take me off the list, I AM NOT A SCAMMER but only doing the work I was sent here for.
Like I told you in my very first email letter, From the first day I arrived here in Nigeria , I was given a payment file on your name as the funds beneficiary to the turn of the amount I told you in the
letter but I was so confused that when I sent you my first email, You did not get back to me immediately and then I reported the case to the UN regional coordinator in newyork and was then ask to resend it to
you again which I did and you now responded.
I have been able to speak with the Inland Security, FBI, INTERPOL and the EFCC back there in Nigeria in regards to this same issue because I see that there are so many claimers on the funds and as a Christian
and unmarried lady also, I thought that if I allow that happened, The UN may sack me if the find out as the almighty will also not be happy with me too.
It may also interest you to know that your funds never got out of Nigeria for any reason but due to the fact that the scammers here and there have your contact details, they started calling you to demand fees from you continuously all in the name of getting your funds paid to you.
Note that most of the documents that may cover the funds are here in your file so you should be rest assured that all is going to work out well and it is also 100% risk free and legal because we are working
with the FBI and some other law enforcement agencies here and in the US to make sure that nothing goes wrong.
SUBJECT OF THE MATTER: Like you have been told in my first letter, the Notarization fees is the only fees that you own to pay to the UN to enable them give the paying bank a transfer that will enable
them transfer the funds into your account without delay and it is to the amount of US$270 (Two Hundred and Seventy United States Dollars Only) and it should be paid via western union to the UN FEE
CLEARING AGENT,hence i am not allowed to handle any cash while still on official duty here in Nigeria and do not have account here also.So get back to me as soon as you read this email regarding your readiness to pay the notarization fees to enable me give you the information for
the payment.

Baiting Guru Joined: 14 Sep 2013 Posts: 2808

I think he meant to say "drop the call" Laughing

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IF YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN IT TO THEM, THEN, BETTER BUT IF YOU HAVE MISTAKENLY GIVEN IT TO THEM, THEN, TAKE NOTE OF MY NUMBER. I AM GIVING YOU A SPECECIAL CODE WHICH IF ANYBODY THAT CALLS YOU AND DID NOT SAY THE NUMBER, THEN, YOU WILL KNOW THAT THEY ARE THE CRIMINALS. SO ANY CALL YOU RECEIVE IN MY NAME, REQUEST FOR CODE 215 AND IF THE CALLER DID NOT GIVE YOU THIS CODE, DROP YOUR PHONE,OK.

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:50 am

I do love it when lads try to sound "Official" and go a bit over the top.

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Now your new Payment,CBGH Approval
No;CBGH5685P,Code Initial No:CBGHL44CV, Reference No.-35460021,
Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and
your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763;
Immediate CBGHTelex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No:
XXTN013,

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:32 pm

Received into spam today a loan lad I think I will give some eater love over the festive period.

Sent email Steve Gaberiel <[email protected]>

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If u need a reliable and genuine loan help,and don't want to be a
victim of scam,I think this is for you.All posts of loan lenders
giving loans on-line especially on sites were loan offer are post the
posters are all SCAMS..The referrals there as well are bunch of
scammers.Don't contact them for your own good.This is a story of how I
was ripped off my hard earned cash by some idiots on-line that calls
themselves lenders and how I finally got my financial freedom from a
God sent loan officer within 36 hours at just 3% as interest.For more
info and interest,email me via "[email protected]"that company
is a very nice company.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:07 am

Lad picks a great name for himself....

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From: "Sir Robin Theff"

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Wow, it's like being in contact with the real EFCC Wink

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Note that we, the EFCC shall be the part to receive any backhander or taking money from you, in term of covering you or protecting your interest.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new girl lives somewhere?

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live in east london south africa

Yes it is real!

Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:01 pm

Lad tells Cammy:

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I want to notify you that your Consignments Box $2.8M Cash payment is practically on its way to you today...

Cammy is perplexed:

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What consignment box are you talking about?

Stupid Lad gives stupid answer:

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Your consignment box

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of my Filipina gals tells me

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yes hon once i am there also i will leave you instead loving you soo much and respect you,

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:04 am

From the Graça Machel massbait:

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1. Real Estate Business: Apartment / Building, Hotels with mode
2. Cement Plant / Industry (Manufacturing and supply)
3. Fuel / Gas Stations in Different cities, regions / locality, Bio Fuels, etc
4. Energy and Lighting Solutions, Mining Corporation
5. Highly Skilled Services in Oil logging (Upstream and downstream operations, Exploration and Discovery)

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I apologize for my delayed response.It was due to the a closed door family and Governmental meeting that was held today.I have read your email and interest of business and I agree to invest in whatever investment you have proposed as well as cheese mine business which is lucrative in your country.

ETA: The form from the bank asks:

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SWIFT CODE/ROUTENING NO:

That reminds me of George, who is always havening a problem, sometimes with printering.

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:23 am

^^we've danced with cheese oil loggers before I'm sure. If not, I'm happy to help. It's just to darn funny not to.

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:53 am

vonpaso xlura wrote:

From the Graça Machel massbait:

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I apologize for my delayed response.It was due to the a closed door family and Governmental meeting that was held today.I have read your email and interest of business and I agree to invest in whatever investment you have proposed as well as cheese mine business which is lucrative in your country.

Did she write that to you as well or are you quoting the reply I got?

I suggested to her that cheese mining is very profitable in Switzerland, so if she's added that to her script Laughing

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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:56 am

Yes she wrote that to me too.

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:33 am

Telling a lad you've sent him your documents in the post is always good for a bit of frustration. I just hope my lad remembers to breathe!

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within you and in your mind you know what you are doing and note that you are not following the right way and its seems all your doing are games because if its not game or something nothing fishing here in all your word email message you will never do what we did not want you to do, you are meant to follow our order as we are a barristers of high standard, every down instruction we have given to you are very simple to follow many other clients has been using western union to send us payment in a small amount, and parcel through FedEx or dhl, not by post and they do not act like you, or complain like some one who is playing games and lying, since you choose to call the payment back, we will cancel the processing of your legal documents today and focus on other clients has paid us a reasonable amount for their work and follow all our instructions we have ordered you to send this details since Friday and you pretend as if you do not read all our emails and be thinking of a different thirties to use next and that is what you have just developed today, we refuse to accept those order from you, if you send any thing through post consider them all lost you can give all those order and your law to the people or fools or idiots in your country not here in this country as we have our own law, you can not use your law here to do wrong things,we do not see any single truth in all your word,because if you have any single truth here you will not hesitate to follow our instructions to do what we need and let the ball be in our court to do our work perfect.

very fishing indeed Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:24 am

I smell home cooking!

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am baking you in name of jesus

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:02 pm

From Moses the mica lad

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Hi, my Good friend.
merry Christmas in adverse, am back from the states. how is your business. my wife and my kids are over there and am trying to contest a senatoria position here in Liberia next year by Good grace.
anyway thanks. moses

He is going for Government?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 26 Oct 2013 Posts: 96

A lad can dream.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

To lad Blah, blah, blah,
Regards Slim

Reply, Dear Mr.Regards Slim. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:21 pm

Lad ideas about diplomatic status are explored in this exchange.

Mal: I thought it was supposed to be a diplomat, not a delivery company.
Lad: A SECURITY DELIVERY COMPANY ARE THE ONE SENDING DIPLOMAT TO CARRY OUT THE DELIVERY OF A CONSIGNMENT
Mal: That doesn't make any sense. Diplomats work for countries, not companies.
Lad: WHY THERE IS SENSE INSIDE MR MALCOLM
Lad: SECURITY COMPANY HAVE THERE DELIVERY DIPLOMAT DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU
Mal: No, it doesn't any sense whatsoever.
Lad: I DONT KNOW WHY ARE YOU STRESSING ON THIS WHEN YOU ARE SUPOSE TO RECEIVE MY CONSIGNMENT
Mal: A diplomat is a person appointed by a state to conduct diplomacy with another state or international organization. They are not delivery boys.
Lad: THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE MR MALCOLM
Mal: Now you're not making sense. Nations have diplomats. Companies do not.
Lad: THIS DELIVERY COMPANY IS A NATIONAL COMPANY SO THEY HAVE THERE DIPLOMAT
Mal: The company is a nation? Does it have a seat at the UN?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Someone left in one of those little clues/descriptions as to what should be said.

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You will always be at my right hand, you would not be left out in any decision making in our matrimonial home.
Loving you and the kids would be the first priority in the family
all this - ( Loving, Careing and Relating Criteria), are been created in me, to enables me radiate it to
you, as the fulfillment of your Joy
in marriage to me as your right source of lover,

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:42 pm

I have a lad who uses the worst translator known to man. Here's one example:

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Ball(Balloon) is for your level and I espers that your next one(fellow man) will be concrete and frank because I would like not my known time(weather) these kinds of thing which are made for the moment.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:52 pm

^That reminds me of something out of a Fortune Cookie.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:53 pm

^^^I've taken to replying "Yes, of course. I will make the payment as soon as you provide me with an alternate account" every time I get one of these garbled messes.

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