Turd 4, Mombassa, Kenya

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Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:28 pm

Turd wrote:

Merry xmas to you my beloved ramdi
NOTE:I think hardik and whole world read all your thing on:[email protected]
Get a new secondary email and write me from there on this.be smart!
Moishe

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just because and memory lane:

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:38 pm

Ramdi, from new email wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I have done as you ask. I am so afraid. We are heading onto tough times. Please be very most careful!

May Shiva bless you with golden showers,

Ramdi

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Quote:

just because and memory lane:

That is a thing of beauty!

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:32 pm

Dmentedman, that is truly lovely

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:57 am

To Bernie, Hector wrote:

Merry xmas to you too Bernie.it is nice to hear you are having a good and enjoying xmas.I really wish I am there to celebrate with you,that will be a great time!
For me,I ate little,drank beers,smoke weed for hours.
I will say it is not the xmas I expected,I miss my people,my friends,I have been away from everyone for four years,now I live like a vagabound,like a roaming,unsettled bird,that experience coupled with demise of walid and grecthen and others is a tough episode one for me.
At this present condition,I dont think or sex or relationship now,when I am settled,after then other things may follow.
I wish your a pleasant xmas
Enjoy your self big man,you deserve it!
Hector

I almost feel sorry for him. His life is ruined. Merry Christmas, Thieving Scumbag!

And to Ramdi he wrote:

Ramdi,
I received your message.
Merry Xmas to you my love
Moishe

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:10 am

Merry Christmas, one and all!

"It is not the Christmas I expected" Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:56 pm

And, again, since it is Christmas, Hector wishing you ALL a very merry christmas!

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:06 pm

Keyser Sose wrote:

Simeon,
Merry Christmas, if you go for that sort of thing. It is a maudlin holiday, totally compromised as a post solstice celebration, which, in its essence is what it is, rebirth of the sun, both of the alleged son of God, and then utterly compromised by commercialism, watered down to become nothing than a cash draining hustle. I should be in the credit card business. The whole economy is built on debt, now.
What have you heard from Bernie? We got some clear shots of his place in the last few days, and he appears to have had a large gathering of people. It looks like there was a lot of food. Two planes set down with supplies. It must have cost Bernie $70,000 to pull that off.
Where are you, now?

Keyser Sose

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:55 pm

Turd Boi wrote:

Baba,
Merry xmas to your and your family
May Jehovah continue to bless and keep your safe.
I wholeheartly appreciate and thanking you for your effort and contribution to helping my situation.
Your gesture shows and means a lot to me.I promise you,I will reward you bountifully and you will be my good friend for life.
Kindly envisage the plan properly and ensure that all is correct.
Whatever amount of money you need to make this work.I will pay it back to you.
Don't forget to give me details to follow and what I need to do.
Thank you,
Moishe

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:23 pm

Baba Ginooj wrote:

Dearest Mr. Moishe,
I assure you that costs of any kind are not the problem. This is not about money. This is about relationships. For our caste, it can never be about money while we are in indenturetude. What we are doing here is calling in of the favors. You see, in this world of ours, it is not money that makes things happen. It is friendship, devotion to Shiva and empathy to all living creatures. That, as you might imagine, is a hard line to walk. But, especially for us, it is important. If you and my communications were to be made public, then I would lose my position in my Temple, and all assets held for me would be forfeit. Yes, we have the capacity to make great funds when we finish our indebturedness, but money should never be the motivation. It is to be of service to humanity, and, most of all, my Temple.
Now, this mission is only known to the captain of the boat. He has other ports to attend to, one in Oman, and another in Iran. Oman is after Iran, then Mombasa and then back to India. He has no informations about your identity. Nothing. That will not be reveal until very close to his time of arrival in Mombasa. Also, you have no idea who he is, nor the name of his boat. That will be reveal only immediately before the arrival of the captain and his boat. He does work for my Temple, but he is not a member. You must remember that. Do not reveal too much to him of your past or your future. If he should question you, roll your eyes back in your head, lay your two hands against one another and whisper "be here now." Then spend five minutes chanting the chant "Ohwa Tagoo Siam", over and over. he will believe you are a Temple member.
I hope you are well. I had a lovely dunner meal, and am very excited for the new years.
May your new year be very very prosperous!
Blessed be,

Baba

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:26 am

Bernie, full of Christmas cheer, wrote:

Yeah that fucking sucks. What a fucking mess. But, fuck it, eventually you will put on your fucking shoes. Fuck me, if you walked here, then we could get this shit sorted. Seriously, away from home for Christmas? And, you flew to South Africa, when, like, fucking April or May, right? What a fucking mess. That has to fucking suck! If only you had made it here. Seriously, fucking must suck to fail all the time like you do. How do you fucking fuck up so much? Did your momma drop you on your head when she shit you out of her pussy?

So, today, the local war lord, fucking guy named Ibrahim, he shows up with his entourage, bout 50 men, and he gifts me fucking 30 fucking goats, plus a roasted fucking goat. I hired about 20 guys from his clan. What the fuck do I know about goats? You ever raise any? But the fucking roasted goat? Fucking tasty as fuck all! Wow! It goes really well with this cognac I bought. It is fucking AWESOME! I mean, I have had fucking goat meat before, but the sauce, or spices, or whatever they have on it, its fucking really good! I am going to have to hire the cook to teach my chefs how to make it Its tasty as any thing you have ever eaten in your whole fucking life! And, in Somalia. Before I came here, I thought the national fucking dish was food packages from the UN. Wow, and the coffee, with the cardamom thing? It was so yummy, and some sweet mint tea. These guys know how to be hospitable, and in my house!!

Anyway, look, I am going back to my meditation thing, so, I will not write again until next year. So, you fucked this year up, but some time in January, get your dumb fucking ass over here and we can catch up. I am going to love seeing you, holding your hand. We can dance together. No fucking, unless you want me to fuck you, but just hold hands and walk around.

See you soon!

Hugs and kisses!

I love to mention food and family and what not. He has to be miserable.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:39 pm

Ramdi wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I had a very quiet Christmas. Malaysians do not really celebrate Christmas, and neither do we, but it has become a time to be with famliy and I was most very lonely in my time alone. I ate good food from a market stall, and went home and watched a movie called "the Notebook", which was sad and lovely. I cried and thought of you.

I miss Ramitsh. I miss my parents. I am so lonely.

May Shiva bless you with golden showers,

Ramdi

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:51 pm

Hector was thinking of the future when he wrote:

Ramdi,
I am lonely too and i miss ramitsh so much too.this is not the kind of xmas I expected.I am missing good people in my life.but the good thing is I have younyou have me too,let's lay aside the past days for now,let us focus on days ahead.
What is your plan for wedding? Do we do that immediately or after we are settled?do u live to live in India or we move to other places?
How long will it take to clear your indebtureness,if we pay the cost?
Do you like your parents to stay in india or move to another place?
What is your plan?what have you being thinking about?
Regarding yoni,how safe is this thing?is it a setup?
You know we can not accept to fail,we must not fail,we need success,though,the risk is very high,did you check that everything is alright.
There is a lot we need to talk about when we meet.
You must be aware I have lots of enemies,no one must get ahold of this plan.
As for hardik,I don't trust that man,you need to be careful too.
Send me email on here from now.I think he read your messages on the other email.
Be secretive,coded and be strong.soon you become my hindu princess,you must do whatever it take to realize and get that. Be rest assured your have my heart.okay.
Moishe

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:52 pm

In a note to Baba, Hector wrote:

Dearest Baba,
Yes you are right and I agree with you that in life,this is not only about money,this is about friendship,relationship for long term,it is about love,care and mercy to humanity.devotion to God.
Thank you so much,I wish you a blissful new year.I really look forward to meet you.you are a kind and good personality,please keep that up.
In the coming days,I have some questions.I will to ask you and I need your clearification on them.
Moishe

Edited to add that "Ramdi" wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I know! I am very most concern an frustrate with Mr. Hardik! He is a disgusting pig! I caonnot tell you how much I detest and despise him!

It is very most important that you be careful! As you know, if this leaks out, I could lose my membership and all my accrued benefits. My family would be punished most severely, for generations.

Once the fees are paid, I would only need to go to meet the Temple elders. This would be in northern India, close to the Tibetan border, and a ceremony would be held. That takes three days. After that, I am released.

My parents would most likely want to stay in India. Keep in mond that they are but simple village people, who have suffer very much to ensure that our lives are better than theirs. If I could build them a nice house, then they would be happy and live out their years in the comforting knowledge that they had done their good deeds.

Our wedding! Oh my goodness! I love those words! I would like to have my wedding in Kerala, the moss very beautifullest of all of the places in India. We would rent a boat, and sail the canals, stopping to feed the monkeys at the Temples.

And, as for where we might live, I am very most interest to hear your opinions about possibilities in this regards. I do not think I want to live in India. What are your thoughts, Mr. Moishe?

You are a very good man to love a low born woman as myself.

May Shiva bless you with golden showers,

Ramdi

Turd Boi has been on safari for 8 months now. If we can get him to India... then everything will sort itself out.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 4:47 pm

Baba wrote:

Dearest Mr. Moishe
I can only send a short note to let you know that we are working on things. Your departure time is still anticipate for be on the 12th.
I most sincerely hope you are in great comforts and happiness in your present state. As this year comes to an end, we hope to have a prosperous new year, and reflect on things of the last year, those who have been born, and those who have departed this life. It is always a time of deep thought as we look both back and forward.
Blessed be,

Baba

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:17 pm

I think if he gets to India he really may very well wind up dead.

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I am in awe.

And, my immaturity may be showing, but every time I read about Shiva's golden showers I can't help but giggle.

Hats off to you!

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:20 pm

I think India will be safer than Somalia.

Turd wrote:

Ramdi,
I received your message.Thank you.
Once I arrive and get my funds,we will pay the fees for your indebture immediately.
I think we should build your parents a nice house in india.
After wedding,we can live anywhere we choose.We will talk more about that when will meet.
Happy new year my loving hindu princess.I pray Shiva brings all your wishes,dreams and desire to become real this new year.
Moishe

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:11 pm

To Baba, Turd Boi wrote:

Dearest Baba,
Happy new year to you.
I pray shiva bless you and yoyr family more in 2004.Thank you for being such a good person that you are.
What is plan? Is he going to hang out with me in somewhere in town?
How about entry gate pass and travelling papers?
Is he going to take care of accomodation and feeding during that time? Or am I on a stowaway phase?
What plan is waiting at destination? Will u be there?or what I am I suppose to do? Or where to move to?
Are there other passengers?Please kindly give me an idea of what to expect,so that I am aware beforehand.
Moishe

Ramdi wrote:

Dear Mr. Moishe,

I read your most very kind words and I find myself in tears crying of the kindness you have promised me! I cannot tell you what that means! I can only say that I want most very much to be anywhere on this great planet as long as you are there with me.

Happy new Year, my sweet Mr. Moishe!

May Shiva bless you with golden showers,

Ramdi

Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 7:01 pm

Bernie wrote:

Hey. I just wanted to wish you a happy new year. Its fucking 2014! Can you fucking believe it? Amfuckingmazing! Unfuckingbelievable! So, I had another bug fucking feast, over 400 people, it was fucking great. We ate so much fucking food! I even brought in fucking 55 gallons of caviar! Talk about a way to fucking party!

So, whats the fucking plan for your new year? When you gonna gat here? Are you in Somalia, yet, or what? This fucking place, it fucking grows on you. I got a Somali passport for Christmas, but it fucking got here late. Fucking DIPLOMATIC passport! That makes me unfuckingtouchable. I like it. I might travel this year up to France. I have some shit in storage there, some paintings. You remember, when we were trying to get Interpol to look the other way? I still have some of the paintings! Hahaha, and they ars STILL looking for Philios!

Anyway, look the year has just fucking started. Lets stop your fucking around, okay? Get fucking serious. Stop hiding shit from me. Stop fucking around. I, for one, am fucking tired of it, the constant secrecy, the fucking whining about the fucking catarrh, the whining about the hard fucking times, how fucking hungry you are, how its been like five fucking years you have wasted my fucking time and lied to me, okay? Stop whining like a little bitch and step up and BE A FUCKING MAN.

So, happy new year, Hector! Think of it like this: soon you will be fucking here. You can't just fucking sit there where you are forever, right? Eventually you will grow your shriveled up raisins you call balls and you will simply get here.

See you soon, Hector! This is the fucking year you get it done. I fucking believe in you!

Hugs and kisses!

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:20 pm

Turd wrote:

Happy new your to you.you surely heard a good time,nice food and drink.you deserve it!.

...and then he wrote:

One thing you don't know,perhaps you don't understand is I have never lie in the past,maybe you forgret the past quickly,as I matter of fact I protect you most time.
You see that shot in cairo,I got intel late,then I slept,that shit in beach extraction,I was there,I was not fucking women,no team came up and I ended up in prison.
You see that shit in SA,I,grethen realsie that may be a hole in your communication and camp,so I decided to breeze in unnoticed as a surprise to you,no one ever thought that shit will get complicated like that.no one ever know the izzy cohen,so poeple in temple betray their own.imagine that?
I never expected what happened,I nver envisage,never expected that fuck up.
Don't blame me,I am not responsible for these fuck ups,it was not my wish to lose my friends,that wound linger in my heart forever.
If you look and think critically about it,
You see that some forces are working against us,but selah,they will never prevail.
The point is we need solid plan.
I expect you follow up on news,you will
know that all entry and exit to MOG is fully monitored by forces,lots of militias,warlord,sabaab, armies.
All passerby are picked up by police as terror suspect,vetted and arrest either as terrorist or sabbab recruit or sympatizers.a lot of suspect has been detained.
Maybe a MOG diplomatic passport or of some sort will solve the issue.I have no ID right now and in this place I got no link no one.it is just me.
Happy new year.

He sounds so cheery for the new year! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:25 pm

Turd Boi, to Ramdi, in an optimistic note for the new year, wrote:

Ramdi,
Happy new year to you too my hindu princess.Now my feelings for you are like no other.You are a person I will treasure,always and forever.
The 2014 race has began,you will have to be smarter,calculative and more intelligent,more observing and more careful,but be calm,courageous,determined.
We will achieve our goal!
May Shiva bless you and keep you safe for me.
End me further updates as they emerges.
Moishe

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:03 pm

Bernie wrote:

Hey!! Happy new year to you, you hot man muffin!

Hector, I feel your fucking frustration. But, its like this, see? I can get you a diplomatic passport, but you have to be here to get it. Its not like they fucking put them in the fucking mail, you know? I know, I know, its the fucking chicken and egg thing. You need to get here to get the fucking passport, and you need the passport to fucking get here! How fucked up is this shit, anyway? Seriously, I don;t think I have ever known a lad to get more fucked over than you. What a fucking mess!

And, I know you weren't fucking any women on the beach. I heard it was two pool boys. And then all that man love in prison. You are one gay stud muffin! Even if you deny it, you get more dick than a $4 whore. Seriously, you are some kind of Gay Superman! I just wish that you felt the same way about me as I did about you. You could be my wife.

So, look, you need to get to Mogadishu, and then I can get you your passport. I think the Temple is not interested in helping you with a Israeli passport, which fucking sucks. Those things are fucking GOLD. A Somali passport? Hmmmm. Only a few countries accept it, but with a diplomatic passport? You are in like fucking sin! That I can get for you, but it has to be done in person.

Anyway, don't give up so fucking fast. I bet you could crawl across the border like some demented mans gollum, evade security forces, I mean, fucking Somai security forces? Please, bitch! And then arrive in time for me to have another huge party. I will order another 55 gallon drum of caviar, and enough fucking steak and lamb to feed 400 people! Fuck me, that is going to be a great fucking party! All you need to do is fucking get here!! Seriously, start crawling, now.

I have to run, okay, my sweet, sweet man. I know that once we are here, you will find true love, either with me or one of these hot Somali boys or even a girl, if thats what you want.

Hugs and kisses!

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Thank you DSW Smile

Happy New Year!

Do you know how you are going to handle the boat thing not being there?