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Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:26 am

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and then we buried my father because he gave up the ghost after his islamic burial rites

He died after he was buried? Shocked

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:21 am

Lad was told that the payment has been stopped.

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Listen to me Why are You vomiting robbish,I am not involve in childies matter

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:25 pm

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Please call me on this number since you don't have a telephone,

How can I call you if I don't have a telephone?

My other character got a call from the same number. What do we do with lads' phone numbers?

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:47 pm

This has got to be the best lie I've ever received!

A romance scammer's "lawyer" went silent after I sent a small (i.e. five page) form he "needed" to fill in to get the MTCN. I relayed this information to the romance scammer and got the following gem:

Scammer who thinks I'm stupid wrote:

Honey do you know that the lawyer wanted to kill me and claim my late father's money, honey yes you said the truth is not a real lawyer (you don't say?) that is why he is not replying or responding your mail all these while but thank God i found out in time, i have reported him to the federal state of police in Senegal and the police are searching for him

Good thing I called him out, otherwise she would never have known the lawyer was secretly a killer. Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:55 am

^^^ I like that one. This is one from my Ghanian Scammer that refused every attempt I've made to get her to send me a bank account. So I told her I paid the money by MG then claimed that my MG agent said the money had been picked up in Accra.

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Listen and listen very well the money gram said you did not send the money so if you sent the money send me copy of the payment slip or you go to western union and send money which i can track , the money gram said you did not send the money why are you lying to me?i am not here for joke i can also know that your not a kid your not supoosed to lie this king of lie this is a serious issue.Thanks
Jennifer

Gotta love how the lazy Shit wants WU now so she can track the payment.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

My what mail! Shocked

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Attn: Mr xxxxxx.

My contact in Spain said that the bank have send you your bank
account details, Please you can check your Burk or your sperm mail
the message might be there

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:25 pm

From one of my Darlings Barristers after I fired him:

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Sir,
I received your email and i now understand that you are not serious about the transfer and bear in mind that i have nothing to lose, i have done my best for you and your partner, thank you for insulting me by saying i did not give you a valid account.

Must be Stupid day. I told one scammer that I couldn't download their form and asked if I could send the information by E-mail:

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Attention Mr

We are to inform you that we received your message informing us that you could not download the attachment so as you we will like you to send all the information by email so that we will be able to fill the documents.

Please make sure that you send to us all the information noted on the documents.
We will be waiting to hear from you soon.

My reply:

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Dear Sir,
I could not download the documents. How could I possibly know what
information is requested on them?

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:09 am

Bracket Lad in Da House:

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am writing to confirm the fact if you are ( DEAD ) or ( ALIVE )

Thank you for the informative Message (DOUCHEBAG) I’m not (DEAD). Got it (F*CKTARD)?

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Take note of this now, so we can stop further communication with Mr Mark E. Silber and deliver the (PACKAGE )

Suck on my (PACKAGE) and give me my (F*CKING) Money you (ASSWIPE).

I sure do hope the (DICKWAD) gets back to (FINE JUDGE OF SANDWICHES).

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:01 am

After failing to send back a form (what a surprise), this totally legit lawyer (who gets offended after being called "dude" — see my sig) sends an e-mail with a great line:

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I HAVE RECEIVE MONEY FROM MANY COUNTRIES INCLUDING YOURS WITHOUT ANY FORM FROM ANYBODY

What's so great about this? "My country" doesn't even exist! Laughing

Wow! I'm scared! This guy is so good, he can scam people from a country that isn't real!

It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic...

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:17 am

^What country is your character in?

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:30 am

^ Yeah, I should've mentioned. It's called "Equestria" (neighbouring countries being No-naymia and Nonexistland). If he asks where it's located, I'll do what I did with another scammer who asked what continent Equestria was on by ignoring that query until he stops asking.

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:32 pm

From one of my Skype lovelads that goes missing for a while then E-mails out of the blue. I said I hadn't heard from her for a while and hope she and her family are all ok.

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i am fine and i hope you are great as i am here as well and i hope that you having good time there and i was having computer crust.......well i hope to see you today okay.

(Well stop doing that on your computer!!!)

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:14 am

Nonamia and Nonexistland, very clever, made me laugh. Probably don't get very good cell phone service to those countries...

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:44 am

I heard of a map that showed places like Nosedondestan and Tampokistan (sp?). It had something to do with looking for Al Qaida leaders (no sé dónde están, tampoco aquí están).

Si aquí no está, ¿dónde está?
En las Filipinas.

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:09 am

From a Lover Lad's Profile:

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Black hair and Black eyes,Well, this is awkward.

Yes, Yes it is....

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:59 am

Poor Alice hasn't gotten her money yet:

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NO MONEY ... OKAY , YOU DIDN'T SEND ANY MONEY , YOU ARE JUST WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME HERE, THAT IS WHY YOU REFUSED TO SEND MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION WHICH IS INSTANT MONEY PICK, YET YOUR MONEY THAT YOU CLAIM THAT YOU SENT IS NOT IN THE ACCOUNT YET... PLEASE STOP DECEIVING ME ... I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS DELAY.

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:06 pm

I've got myself another charity case who sent this is his sob story:

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I believed EVERY SOUL HAS TO LICK DEATH.

Personally I wouldn't lick Death. I don't know where he's been. But I do wonder if Death tastes bitter ....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

oscarpiles wrote:

From a Lover Lad's Profile:

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Black hair and Black eyes,Well, this is awkward.

Yes, Yes it is....

Is this my Charley?

Baiting Guru Joined: 14 Sep 2013 Posts: 2808

After I told this lad that I sent thousands of dollars to another lad:

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CAN YOU BE ABLE TO FORWARD TO ME THE BEGING OF THE MAIL TILL DATE YOU
HAVE WITH MAN AND THE PROOVS??.

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:45 pm

You gotta get him those PROOVS, man. Every lad needs PROOVS.

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:31 pm

This lad may be less than happy about my piggy hunting:

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SEND TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKER SMELLING PUSSY ACCOUNT

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:26 am

I gotta what???

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you will go straight to any nearby ATM CARD BOOT and slut it in

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:47 am

A wannabe lawyer from Ghana is a servant of Cthulhu...

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My tentacles to say the least,cuts across the lands and water borders, customs and immigrations checkpoints,Police,military/naval barracks,airports,seaport,gold mining communities and more....

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:34 pm

Another nice quote from one of the Darlings' Lawyers:

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my pratice is not kangaroo, iam only working to receive my legal service fee

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:28 am

Dakar Darling describes 'herself'...

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and I hope to use this opportunity to explain myself a little about me, i am yellow in completion,

And continues...

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Somethings I like to do in my spare time are gardening, home improvement projects, camping, bicycling in the park, backyard bar-b-ques, moon-lite walks on the beach, preparing candle-lite dinners for someone special, sending flowers to someone special for some reasons, sitting and watching the sun set with someone special, and cuddling in front of a fire with someone special. I enjoy cooking, gardening, playing billiards, darts, dinning out, going to the cinema, traveling and site-seeing, museums, and concerts. I like almost any kind of music, but I think my favorite is instrumental jazz

Never a dull moment!

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