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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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THE HOUSE OF SENATE WILL PENETRATE ON YOUR FUNDS DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:09 pm

This really stuck in my Craw er I mean Claw:

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The Company has the following vacancy: (A) Fish Packing (b) Fish Cutting (c) Company Security (d) Office Cleaner (e) Labourers (f) Lobsters (g) Drivers (h) Cook. Store manager (I ) Sales Executive (j) Store Keeper (k)Branch Manager, Guest Relation Manager, Administration Manager , Production, Business Asst Manager, Customer care executive, Sales and Marketing Manager / Assistant and General service Departments.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My new boy cannot quite grasp the definition of Mistress

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i understood but i wanted you to say it yourself
which of the mistress are you
sleeping with a married man
or you need a young guy to keep you warm and you make him comfortable
waiting to here from you
cheers

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Does that mean you sleep with young men and pay them
I truly am yet to get you dear.
I want us to connect
Cheers

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

Though not actually typed to me, I got one of the funnier death certificate forms I've received in a long time (I posted it in the pictures forum in the 'paste your passports..." thread).

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This is to certify the death of Mr. Edmund Beko who died as a result of bullet shorts on 14 September 2005 in Monrovia LIberia.

The immediate cause of his death was as a result of increase in the pressure of blood in the body.The body of Dr. Edmund Beko was brogth for medical examination and autopsy diagnosis before he gave up the ghost.

Autopsy diagnosis before death--sounds a little painful.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:43 am

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Thanks for your Understanding
Best Regard

Boni Yayi
Medium animated flag of Benin

Benin Republic's president

I guess I just have to close my eyes and imagine that waving flag of which he speaks.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:41 am

Did he just forget to send the .gif?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One in PM asked for the email then claims

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exuse me i don't use gmail

Then we not to talking. Is email, not surgeoning of rocket.

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:15 pm

SA Loan lad doesn’t believe KKSS security forms.

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I am still trying to wake up from the reality and the mystery of the payment which you claim you have sent, what baffles me most is your continuous insinuation about the sent funds via moneygram which I have no clear evidence of, I have expected you to send me a real payment receipt of the sent funds in my name. Still, I dont believe such operation were carried out, as I do not have tangible proof, however, I will assume you are not in the position to proceed with our transaction, if that is the case, please kindly let me know so as to dissolve any arrangement made between us especially voiding the agreement by a simple disclaimer notice.

But if on the condition you are still interested, there is no need to discuss the previous misfortunes of the payments, do proceed and send the payment either via western union or moneygram as I have instructed you earlier (the information remain the same) and advice of the payment information upon which I shall approve your loan credit funds and instruct the payment bank of the EFT wire to your account without delay.

I wish you put this into consideration and summon courage to handle to proceed.

I’ll try and be brave then.

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:32 am

Threats from a Knucklehead after I asked for a second bank account:

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so... you need my bank account info?

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can you come to my house? i will give you all you need

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or in my military us army base... the guys will give you account info

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go to nigeria

The supposed Amazon ad is listed in the Fake Bank Sites:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=237773

Still trying to Kill it. Would love to Reply: "Don't you mean "Come to Nigeria?".

Oh well, Put another Scam Tractor ad on Craigslist in My town Knucklehead!!!!

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:05 am

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because whosoever that works in GOD'S vain yard, GOD will also work this on own.

I think he's quoting from the Tower of Babel version of the Bible. Or maybe God has a narcissistic lawn in need of gardeners and he'll return the favor.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My second PM from a new fish says

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thank you for getting back i think you have known more about me see you latter

thanks

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:13 pm

Not overly Goofy but my Yellow Ribbon lad posted this on his Facebook account recently:

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'The 1st rule of warfare is to locate you enemy'

Jeeze maybe I should pack up the Laptops and i Phones and Smut stars and all that Cash and go for a visit after all....

Oh and this:

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AM SAD......

AM HAPPY!

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:19 am

This is only his second e-mail and left me scratching my head. Very Happy

Thank you for your mail. I will start with the paper works tomorrow and please be punctual with your email.

I wait reading from you ASAP.

What do I write,
twinkle, twinkle little scammer, how I wonder what you are (censored). Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:20 am

I love telling my Lads that I've made the payment and I'm attaching the slip and going on to other typings and forgetting to attach the payment slip.

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No attachment was received, no bank transfer slip was also received. You need to resend the slip

You didn't get it because I didn't send it you Moron. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:03 pm

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Without any further delay, we need you to confirm back to us, if the man doing the endorsement you find attached in this message is your cousins, Because they made the payment office to understand that, you were involved in a serious accident which lead you to comma and you will not be able to communicate with them any more

Well there was a Period where I had Colon Trouble....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

From my CC lad:

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OK, Thank you so much for your thrust and i look forward to patronize you again.

From the same lad (playing the shipper)

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We are very sorry for that anyway, Kindly bare and hold with us within short time forternative payment term for you.

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:56 pm

From a scam email that landed in my inbox:

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This requirement has generated about $3,850 us but because we have interred into your case the board of trustees has decided to pay 90% of the fees on your behalf,

This sounds like a very grave situation!

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:17 pm

Jean wrote:

It looks like the best way to get there is to go through Guarulhos; there are lots of flights from San Francisco to Guarulhos and from Guarulhos to Johannesburg.

Kate wrote:

Yes you can transit through Guarulhos to Johannesburg, but if it will be long distance for you, then you can fly from Atlanta direct to Johannesburg.

Apparently she thinks that Atlanta is next to San Francisco. SFO-ATL-JNB is 17006 km; SFO-GRU-JNB is 17855 km. (Guarulhos is the main airport in São Paulo.)

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:57 pm

On a form received by my lad today with bank account info (score)

Under the address section, under "Region" they put "Catholic".

Classic.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:11 pm

Open your emails with "Calvary Greetings!" Close with this one:

Conference Scam Lad wrote:

Due to time factors of the forth-coming International Conference on Children & Armed Conflict, I request that you send the necessary details to enable us process your registration.

Worm Regards

Kate Spenser
Conference organizing committee
International Conference on Children & Armed Conflict

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:17 pm

I slapped a lad hard for messing up and didn't spare the F-words when letting him know what I thought. He came back with this:

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I m sorry for contacting you on the first day, Now I do the business with my new partner in London. Who can take good care of expenses, You don't have respect instead of you asking me what delay me to not reply and you Haralson me with your bad mouth.

Yeah. I think now I'll go Haralson some other lad. This lad is boring. I might try Gustafsoning them too, I guess? Would that be more effective?

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:19 pm

Genvieve wrote:

Under the address section, under "Region" they put "Catholic".Classic.

I had he reverse of this a while back.

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[W]hat religion are you?

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...I AM FROM TARKAW BRANCH IN WESTERN REGION OF GHANA.

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:30 am

The Director of the African Union Commission thinks I work for him.

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I EMPLOY YOU TO MAKE PAYMENT AS INSTRUCTED ABOVE.

Well, he should pay me first!

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Lad Freudian slip of the day

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Immediately you do this first thing tomorrow money

Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:10 pm

Recently chopped lad, still on the hook, makes things clear.......

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OK, Thank you verymuch for your reply and kindly advice me whenever you are ready to make payment for me to be able to send you payment today or tomorrow and also make sure you ask them their account for payment for you to be to note that for their payment once i sent you payment, Because i don't want what happened occured again.

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